Riddle me this! Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or

>>88054133
Trick question, because TIME'S UP YOU'RE DEAD

What's a tonne?

the bricks
becasue bricks are heavier than feathers

>>88054133
Tonne > ton.

>>88054133

You won't get me, it's the feathers obviously. because you need a lot more feathers for a ton, imagine all those feathers, on the other hand you get a ton with a lot less bricks. All those feathers obviously must weigh more than that little pile of bricks! D'uuuhhh.
I'm too clever for you.

>>88054235
>>88054252
this desu

>>88054235
>>88054252
didn't think i'd see limmy-senpai already in this thread

>>88054133
your mom lol

>>88054133
Specify whether you mean a figurative or literal ton you green jumpsuited fiend!

>>88054290
god dammit robin who let you out

>the riddler is teaming up with the penguin to steal Gold bullion from the central bank of Gotham.

>>88054133
Easy! It takes more feathers to make up a ton of feathers than bricks to make up a ton of bricks. According to Newton's laws of motion, gravity acts upon all objects equally. Therefore, more objects=more weight. The answer is feathers.

>>88054133
Yo momma.

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>>88054133
Once again your amateur riddling has given you away, you puzzling poltroon. A tonne of course is one metric ton, also known as the British ton, made up of 1000 kilograms, far more than 2000 pounds. But why feathers, feathers of course would elude to a bird, perhaps a very valuable or rare bird, but which bird. The answer of course lies in your use of the word tonne. The English Turtle Dove is currently endangered and in decline. You plan to capture every remaining Turtle Dove in England using henchman disguised as brick layers. I'll be waiting Eddie.

>>88055492
And that's why he's the best.

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>>88055492
Goddamn you Batman! We'll see how you fair with this. What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?

>>88056024
...The letter "E"