>You get set up on a blind date >Your date shows up and

Do everything I can to try to end up in bed with her.
What else would I do?

>>88031036
Bang Bus

>get raped by my teacher
THIS NEVER HAPPENED AT MY OLD SCHOOL

>>88031036
>Woman who's at least 30 years older than me
I'd rather not, thanks.

take chances
make mistakes
get messy

>>88031183
She's probably thousands of years older. There's no way the Frizz is human.

>>88031183
>at least 30 years older than me
MODS

I'd latch my seatbelt.

>>88031245
I'm not sure whether that fixes my worries or not
>>88031261
Come on, I shouldn't have to clarify this.
>MSB first book in 1988
>Required to be >22 at minimum to hold a degree that would allow her to be a teacher
>I'm 21
So eat shit.

>>88031245
Well, she's a ginger.

>>88031036
Ask her if her drapes match her pussy carpet.

>>88031036
There are literally no downsides here.

>>88031036
I want to fuck her lizard.

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>>88031036
Seatbelts everyone !

>>88031332
>implying fictional characters age outside of the media they appear in
Advanced autism.

>>88031439
Well how the fuck else was I supposed to check? As far as I know, she doesn't have a listed age.

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>>88031495
To me, she doesn't look any older than 30, which is totally in my range. It's been said that she has perfect health, and never gets sick. She probably knows far more than she lets on, which is a lot already. She dabbles in advanced science and/or magic, and may or may not be a secret Sex Goddess. How could you turn down literally the Perfect Woman?

>>88031580
Look, I have a thing for redheads, so normally I would agree with you, but I'd rather not date a secret witch or whatever she is.
It doesn't end well in 90% of media, and I'm not banking on being an exception.

>>88031036
Get new friends who don't think I'm a lesbian.

>Mrs.Frizzle brings you back to her house in the school bus.
>She steps out of the bus at tells you to stay inside
>The bus shrinks down and changes to the shape of a dildo with you still inside
>she brings it into the bed room and uses it to go to town on herself all the while explaining to you the female anatomy
>the magic school bus dildo ejaculates in side her
>you are now inside a sperm shaped vessel
and impregnate her egg
>9 months late she gives birth to you,
>You are now a newborn female baby with red hair
>Mrs.Frizzle explains to you that this is how Frizzles are born

>>88032427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik

Wat

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>>88031036
Suddenly the phrase "Take chances, make mistakes, and get messy" gains a whole new meaning.

>>88031036
I get turned into a fish and fuck her egg clutch.

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Are you implying that Mrs. Frizzle is undesirable, OP?
I had a massive crush on her when I was a kid.

>>88031888

How you doin'?

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Reminder that Wanda was best girl.

>>88032915
Then why did she never get the D in any of the episodes?
This doesn't make sense.

>>88032597
Came into the thread to post this

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>>88032915

>>88031036
Propose right there, the Frizz is literal perfection

>>88032915
Her voice was annoying as fuck

>>88031888
>tfw I was in lesbians with the Frizz as a kid
She was part of my sexual awakening, I'd be delighted. Although now that I'm legal, she's a bit younger than what I go for.

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>>88032733
ayyy

>>88031036
>What do you do
Dear lord I have a teacher fetish because of the Friz

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>>88032427

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>>88032915

Wrong.

Not as long as pic related exists.

Too bad she's a race mixer who lusted after le pun spic

>>88034494
>le
Class, looks like we're going on a field trip to drop this creature off at Reddit.

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>>88032427

I made this for my fellow magic school bus in between classes today. It took me about an hour so I'm sure theres problems, but I hope it entertains you guys somehow.
http://pastebin.com/YwAAC268