>creates clones of himself >doesnt immediately start an

>>88020727
Even Steven finds himself too ugly to fuck.

>>88020747
Only one of them is the handsome one.

>>88020771
Right, the nonexistent one.

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>>88020727
Not everyone is Robotnik.

>>88020798
No, the original one.
Then they degenerated as they started making clones of clones.

>>88020727
what, you wouldnt start a one man band first and THEN have the orgy aftershow party? what are you, a faggot?

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>Not being disgusted with your own physical appearance.

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CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU'VE JUST BEEN GIVEN YOUR OWN CLONE!
You two are completely identical, but the clone acknowledges that you are the original, what do you do with them?

HARD MODE: Nothing sexual.

He had the mental state and body of an 8 year old.

>>88021782
>He had the mental state and body of an 8 year old.
So?

>>88021611
karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA

>>88021611
I'd just have him hang around for his 100% accuracy rating at recognizing my inside jokes and finishing movie quotes, and knowing when I want to high five.

>clones self
>doesn't beat it to death

No one loves themselves enough to not do this

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>>88020727
>creates a boy that is literally the only good looking man in her universe
>doesnt immediately fuck the shit out of him
Remember how cartoons used to have good writing?

>>88021955
So its possible he didn't even know what masturbation was, much less have the urge to throw an orgy.

>>88020727
>>88021611

What the hell is this shit about sexy times with your clone?

>>88022128
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/now-neither-of-us-will-be-virgins

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>>88022128
>not wanting a blowey Joey from your clone
Come on, anon, you're among friends.
No need to act like you haven't thought about it.

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>>88022184
gross, I'm fucking disgusting.

>>88022184
Neither of us would want to be penetrated or suck off the other. It just won't work.

>>88022385
frotting

>>88022674
That doesn't sound too fun.

>>88022831
Well you masturbate, right? That's pretty fucking gay, since you're stroking a dick. But you're used it it now, yeah? So why not get a big, warm blanket, cuddle up with yourself, and give yourself a neat little handjob while your clone gives you a handjob while you watch your favorite cartoon faps on the telly?

>>88022904
Because I might as well just jerk off in a warm blanket watching cartoons by myself. I know what my hands feel like. A clone's hands won't be much different.

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>>88021611
Lots of illegal crimes. We would make sure we had an alibi on camera, facetime, etc somewhere while the other would commit the crime. (house robbery, arson, murder, etc.)
Be also fun to do some scam artist work and again have solid alibi's to keep the law off us. Sadly I feel it would reach a level of high risk and we have to stay apart short of seeded meet ups for the next job due to the fact if we were together around others the jig would be up.

>>88022984
yeah, but you can feel your hand touching your dick, not your clones. also the warmth of another person cannot be emulated by oneself.

>>88023612
I can sit on my hand until it's numb and it would feel like a stranger's hand. And the warmth of the blanket makes that a moot point.

>>88023672
naw man a blanket cant cuddle back, i've tried. and you still are controlling your hand even if you dont feel it.

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>>88021611
Cuddle and feed each other snacks.

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>thinking of a 3some with clones of the cutest chubby shota

>>88024172
>you will never strangle this anon

feels bad, man

>>88024240
Sad that people like him with such shit taste get to live their lives without tasting bleach huh?

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>>88024172

I've seen plenty of Stevencest on Pixiv, no idea why the japs seem to like it so much, maybe it's an asian thing

>>88023672
>I can sit on my hand until it's numb and it would feel like a stranger's hand.
I have to check something.

>>88022089
Nicole is retarded. Gumball is hot as fuck

Is fucking your clone gay?

>>88021611
I start my youtube channel with the advantage of having twice the man power.

>>88021611
Study for my late December exams.
Instead of four subjects (four kinds of math) per person it's now only two subjects per person!

>>88026389
it's not if you have erotic thoughts, then it's just masturbation

>>88021611
both work my job but half time, trading off. still enough money for food, enough space in the apartment, and now we both have a lot more free time, to make vidya games!

If I had a clone devised for sexual purposes we'd have a hard time deciding who gets to blow who.

>>88026389
Does it matter?
What's next, are you also going to ask if it consents?

>>88023229
>illegal crimes
I'd just do the legal ones, that way neither of us would be arrested.

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>Not harvesting your clone for organs.

>>88020727

>Creates clones of himself
>They all murder eachother with their bare fucking hands
>Only the strongest Steven survives

This show is fucking brutal

>>88021611

Yeah, I'm with >>88023229 . Whatever cool shit would make us the most money. I guess we couldn't do anything that regular ass twins couldn't do already, though.

>>88027074
That is the dumbest question ever
You obviously suck each other at the same time

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>>88027184
Huh...