When are we going to admit Hank was the real villain? >Blew

Really makes you think

>>88018670
Hank be dank!

>>88018670
>>Stole Boomhauer's prized muscle car and drove it into the bottom of a ravine

Literally the only thing he did wrong.

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>Cut off his best friend's finger with a circular saw
>Defiled the corpse of a heroic firefighter in front of his widow
>Burned down a firehouse then framed it on said deceased heroic firefighter
>Forced Lucky to marry Luanne at gunpoint
>Almost forced his 13 year-old son into an incestuous marriage
>Molested a dolphin
>Illegally crossed the border from Mexico into the United State
>Poisoned his best friends with tainted beer
>Ran a prostitution ring with his wife as one of his hookers
>Got innocent fish addicted to crack cocaine

>>88018670
Hank is republican.

>>88018670
>Told his wife to go to hell
I can understand the rest. But it's Peggy, so I wouldn't really count this one.

>>88019936
Forgot to mention that the hatred in his words was so powerful it summoned a tornado that wiped an entire trailer park off the map.

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>>88018670
>we will never see G.H. have a showdown with B.H. to only have Good Hank back stabbed by A.H.

It was all the doing of Mr. Big

>>88020218
Okay I know who G.H and B.H are, but who's A.H?

Hank is a true ubermensch. He does only as he pleases, and his morality is solely his own.

>>88021008
Asian Hank

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>>88019974
It's Peggy so he isn't counting that one.

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>>88020218
>Asian Hank gets whupped by Super Saiyan Hank

>>88018986
>>88018670
Dale is the one who wrecked the car.

>>88022701
Under the influence of Hank's superior criminal mind.

Chinese

or

Japanese?

>>88023900
Nope. He's Laotian, ain't that right Mister Khan?

>>88022701
>The left break isn't working!

>>88019002
>Molested a dolphin
The dolphin was asking for it did you see how it was dressed? Fucking dolphin sluts

>>88022701
I always saw that as more of a team effort.

What the fuck. Seriously, what the fuck. This memery or did this actually happen? I thought king of the hill was supposed to be reasonable.

>>88018670
Also he trained his dog to attack a black person

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>>88018670

and now his father is going to be vice president!

>>88018670
>>Told his wife to go to hell
I see you saved the worst for last. Peggy Hill did nothing wrong.

>>88024966
>THE HOMEOSESHALS TOOK MAH SHINS! SO I PUT 'EM IN CAMPS N' ELECTRO-SHOCKED 'EM!

>>88024966
That's just being unfair to Cotton.

Cotton doesn't give a half a dayum about the homosexuals. Leaves more women for him.

>>88024966
Bullshit. Cotton fights Nazis, he doesn't hire them.

>>88025396
I feel as though Cotton didn't think about homosexuals much at all outside using the words fag and queer to disparage straights. I think he'd have a minor dislike towards them in reality until a few socked him in the face. Probably mirrors his impressions of Kahn. Not outright hatred but some bigotry unless proven wrong on a person-to-person basis.

>left his INNOCENT CHILD STRANDED ALONE at the mall so he could bang his wife, leaving bobby to cry and fear for his life outside in the dark, abandoned

>>88024909
OP's examples are half-truths.