/sug/ - Steven Universe General

>>88011837
I already hate this thread.

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Here we go.

I've found a book explaining how to create living gems. I don't know if it works, but if it does then I can finally have my own Pearl!

>>88011893
I've hated this thread since before it was made. checkmate, atheists

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>what gem beats palpatine?
>he thick as fuck

>>88011837
is this a leak

>>88011837
Don't you fucking compare Marco and Connie

>>88011905
Does it involve cumming on minerals

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Reminder that gems are androids, they're not really people.

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r8 my dewey cosplay

>>88011920
No, although you need to have the proper materials and ingredients, not to mention being in the right state of mind.

>>88011955
Sounds perfect for an autistic retard like yourself.

>>88011945
not as good as this peorl

>>88011837
Just linking the 2 minutes video leak for next ep too.
https://sug.rocks/leaks/CARE1011221600016657_B13R1.mp4

Template has been updated, btw.

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Who's the equivalent of Janna Banana for SU?

what if you tried to give jasper a treat and she bit off your hand

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>>88011979
my perl got eaten

>>88011995
offer her my dingus

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Friendly reminder that you will never ever snuggle up with a 10' tall, four armed woman on a cold winters night

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lapiven is endgame

>>88011973
Laugh it up m8. As someone who has the exact formulae necessary to create gems of my own, I no longer need to care about anything you might have to say.

>>88012000
It's uncanny how much she looks like someone I know.

>>88012021
How about the hot summer nights?

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>>88011945
>>88012000
id ship it

>>88012000
I'd eat that Pearl

>>88012045
I think it's a he

>>88012044
Why would you care either way, you retard

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>>88012084

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>>88012000
do they have a dink

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Jesus fucking christ look at the fucking proportions I dont think heads are that big what the fuck

>>88011989
Who is this potassium ejaculum

>>88012102
but hes only a baby

>>88011995
I would ask her to vore me

>>88012091
Before I found this book I didn't have many people I could talk to. Certainly nothing close to "friends". But now that I'll make living gems of my own, anons such as yourself will no longer be needed to fill those holes in my day to day.

>>88012111
It's an anime version of the side character Janna from Star vs. The Forces of Evil. The OP image (and others) where Connie is flirting with Marco has been used to bait and troll star vs threads a lot recently, so I guess someone got bored and decided to bait /sug/ instead.

>>88012102
Well between Lamar's gorilla head Amethyst and Katie's excessively cutesy chibified version I think I'd easily take Katie's.

>>88012142
I got a hole you can fill. It's your grave

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>>88012102
Based Lamar is just doin' his thing.

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>>88011837
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

>>88012168
I don't think it will work though, most of us hate Connie.

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>>88012111
Janna from Star vs the forces of evil

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>>88012045
>she

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>>88012198
Speak for yourself.

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>>88012168
forgot pic.

>>88012183
That's not Lamar

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rub a dub dub

>>88012102

I only just now realized we get a return to Garnet's good-ass S1 design, and it will be delicious for me, even if it's just for one episode. I fucking loathe her newer one.

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>>88012183
does the carpet match

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>>88012022
>Steven has been depressed for years after the death of his one true love. Even if the gem war had been won Steven simply cant feel any happiness now that Connie is dead.
>Steven becomes emotionally distant to the crystal gems unable to truly share his pain with them.
>Lapis has loved Steven for years and sees that Steven is in great pain.
>Lapis knows pain better then any other gem and knows what he's going through.
>Lapis starts to comfort Steven sharing his pain and understanding how he truly feels.
>Steven tells Lapis about how much he misses Connie and soon Steven starts to tell her about all the times they had sex and how much he misses sleeping with her.
>Lapis fees herself connecting more and more with him everyday and she even makes him smile again.
>One day Steven is more upset then ever and cant hold back his tears finally accepting that she's gone forever and he just cant take it.
>Lapis sees how much pain he is and while they look at each other with teary eyes Lapis comes close and kisses Steven.
>There kiss becomes deeper and more passionate as they start to embrace with Steven ripping his cloths off while Lapis shapeshifts her cloths away.
>They both lay in bed kissing and hugging one another.
>Steven is so turned on he's not had sex since Connies death.
>Steven has sex with Lapis its passionate and deep and they kiss and hold hands as they make love.
>By the end Steven cant hold in his tears no longer and buries his face into Lapis chest crying his eyes out.
>Lapis comforts him while he lets out all his pain stroking his hair and hugging him tightly.
>Lapis tells Steven. "I love you Steven and no matter what you're going through ill be be by you're side to share the pain.
>Soon Steven stops crying and falls asleep in Lapis embrace.
>Lapis calmly stokes his hair and hugs him as he sleeps.
>For the first time in years Steven sleeps peacefully and once again feels love.

Lapiven is a sad flower that blossoms from two travellers sorrows.....

>>88012102
That baby Steven is fucking adorable though

>>88012142
So that's it then, you fucktard? You're just going to make your own gems and leave? What about the rest of us, dipshit? What are we supposed to do without you?

>>88012227
Would you bath her?

>>88012217
The thing they repeat the most is "4chan isn't a reliable source of information" disregarding that the source was a blog on tumblr

>>88012217
>implying you didn't

>>88012257
Not them, but you're really bad at this.

>>88012253
He's even cuter when you shoot him out of a t-shirt cannon.

>>88012282
well, a reliable source would be a crewniverse, not an anon com. i don't think anyone really believes a random unconfirmed tumblr is any more reliable than an anon com...right?

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Best end game.

>Gems start force breeding with captured humans to produce superior hybrids.
>Years later half of homeworld gems are now hybrids.
>Hybrid warriors like quarts are like big bara Steven's with all the power of gems along with the ability to breed like normal humans.
>Hybrids are superior to gems because there just like gems but can reproduce normally like humans.
>Homeworld is soon turned into a world filled with big buff gem dudes like Steven.

>>88012198
Nah she's a shit and messes with Marco and revels in it

>>88012311
stay in /trash/ retard

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>>88012266
Yes,with my tongue

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>>88012311
I like the way you think, anon.

>>88012257
If you'd like to make gems yourself, I can certainly share the instructions with you. It's not like the world would be any worse with a surplus of living gems after all.

>>88012309
>anon com
What the fuck are you saying?

>>88012326
Poor sap just cant handle the fact that soon all of homeworld will be populated by superior half breed bara dudes.

>>88012344
anonymous communication.

>>88012311

The question is, can gem-men breed with human women without dying? Logically I'd say yes, but what are the offspring like?

>>88012358
Ohhhh. So are you false flagging as tumblr or are you actually from there?

>>88012361
He's still a biological organism. He should be able to produce sperm with no issue, although the kids probably wouldn't inherit the "magic", but I only assume that because they wouldn't have gems for themselves.

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Now for my strangest green text.

>Lapis cuts herself because she wants to feel again.
>Steven finds out she's hurting herself and wants to help.
>Everytime Lapis cuts herself Steven licks and kisses her wounds and cuts till there fully healed.
>Lapis really loves Steven licking her wounds and starts to cut herself just so Steven will lick and kiss her wounds.
>Steven is really worried that Lapis is really hurting herself but everytime Steven licks and kisses her wounds Lapis moans and gasps in pleasure which really confuses Steven.

>>88012385
uh....no? I have a tumblr for liking art but I wouldn't say I'm "from" there. think the phrase must be left over from my dreamwidth days.

>>88012411
>writefags
Why are they always edgy 12 year olds?

>>88012309
So what you're saying is that extremely high amounts of evidence from multiple sources that zuke left the show or was fired can only be even be rumored if it's explicitly stated?

also >anon dot com
you're not from around here, are you kiddo

>>88012411
Gems don't have blood, their physical forms are projections made out of light.

>>88012462
She shapeshifts the blood because she wants to cut herself duh.

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>>88012427
>I have a tumblr for liking art but I wouldn't say I'm "from" there.

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>>88012452

>>88012443
Because to make and publish your art you need to lose your sense of shame first.

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And for my saddest green text.
Hope this doesn't hit home for anyone.

Lapis has loved Steven ever since the day she met him.
>She wants to tell him how she feels but she can never express herself to him.
>Soon Connie and Steven start dating Lapis is happy for Steven but she feels he's drifting away from him.
>Years go by and Steven and Connie marry and Connie is even pregnant.
>Lapis feels more sad feeling like there's no way she can tell Steven she loves him and not be rejected,
>The more time goes by and Steven and Connie are living with each other happily.
>Lapis has gone past sadness and is full on depressed feeling like the one love of her life has slipped away from her she even thinks about ending it feeling as theirs nothing left for her in this universe.
>Soon Connie dies and Steven along with her decding to die with his love rather then stay without her.
>Lapis is now alone Steven lost forever and she just cant stop crying.
>Lapis kneels down to Stevens grave and says what she should of said years ago.
>"I love you Steven...."
>Lapis then shatters herself hoping in another world she can be with him just once more...

>>88012452
Oh christ this is going to be a feely episode for sure.

>>88012449
any evidence that is directly confirmed by crewniverse would be reliable, yes. and anon com is anoynmous communication, it refers to any anonymous messaging platform. and I'm from here, but the phrase is from dreamwidth the way I'm using it. kind of old. what I was saying is that crewniverse would be considered confirmed whereas no one will consider if we're the only source.

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>>88012497
even the chairman of the autism indexer has a bunch of blogs on there, 95% of the art posted here also comes from there
I wouldn't fault anybody for having a blog, it's the content in those blogs that tells you apart

Any more Three Gems and a Baby leaks?

>>88012252
>>88012311
>>88012411
>>88012530
If you're gonna make this a copypasta-friendly general, then the least you can do is make new content, you fucklord.

>>88012309
Crewniverse won't say shit about this. The only person we could get "confirmation" from would be Lauren.

This isn't evidence created via "anonymous communication" it's a compilation of sources- the deleted blog, the promotion of her coworker, her taking her job out of her tumblr description, etc

And this now deleted "random unconfirmed" tumblr went months back, and was dedicated as hell. There's no way it was a troll, because it didn't go far enough. It said shit only people with their head buried deep enough into tumblr would say- And I know this, I've spent a lot of time there. If it wasn't her blog, it was definitely a real one belonging to someone.

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>>88012307
Or when you kick it

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>>88012614
You what now???

>>88012536
I think it will be more cute/heartwarming than sad

>>88012611
also, if it were a troll, why would they delete it just as everyone was watching them? that wouldn't make any damn sense.

>>88012411
But a gem cutting herself would do nothing, their bodies are just hardlight holograms.

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>>88012411

Hmmm...

>>88012452
Rose's gem is so big in comparison to his small, pathetic baby body.

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>>88012666
moonman is canon in SU

>>88012666
>save the banter
>but not the greentext itself

I expect more from you Satan

>>88012614
I want to suplex Lapis on concrete.

>>88012611
it was definitely a blog that belonged to someone on tumblr, I guess. but it's still not going to be accepted as indisputable fact without it being indisputable. lauren might well say something about it. like "yeah, I left" or "here's the thing I'm working on now". it's not like they're going to be sued if they say something, though I doubt they would.

http://imgur.com/a/GLUbq

>>88012666
Does Moonman secretly live in the moonbase, and if he does, what does he eat?

>>88012698
Why not just post the source?

>>88012653
according to the blog, it says now that it was a hoax and that it was only dropping hints for fun and that it was mainly their personal blog, and they didn't want matt (who was apparently deleting stuff) and the other crewniverse to get paranoid about their accounts getting hacked.

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>gems speaking English
English confirmed for universal language

>>88012698
I just looked through the last thread and what the fuck was that all about?

>>88012640
Overall yeah, but it'd be bittersweet at best for Pearl. Remember that she still harbours resentment toward Steven for merely existing in S1.

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>>88012698

>>88012719
>universal
pun?

>>88012711
When you delete a blog it's up for grabs from anyone. If it really was the guy he wouldn't have deleted it before "apologizing". Now it could be anyone. All this is true regardless of whether or not it was Zuke's blog.

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Lazuli

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good morning

>>88012733
if it was half personal though they wouldn't want people harvesting their real posts for info about their main, would they? easiest thing to do to wipe it. idk. if it is a new troll at least they didn't do anything worse, like put up nsfw there.

its almost Chrimbus time /sug/ is your Chrimbus bush trimmed and wet? have you eaten your pound of hair as winterman demands?

>>88012762
>fuckin' hippie sluts junkin' up my barn

>>88012698
Someone should post these on YouTube with sad music playing in the background and the (occasional) airhorn.

>>88012727
She was talking cheerfully when she mentioned the winter 14 years ago though

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>>88012762
It's Rapist

Rapist Lazuli

>>88012767
gtfo Australian

>>88012777
>if it was half personal though they wouldn't want people harvesting their real posts for info about their main, would they?
Pretty sure you can purge all the posts from a blog without giving away the ownership.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taRUQ86CgII&hd=1

>>88012707
I wanna see how cringe the source is too. I can't find it on tumblr.

>>88012808
well, if there are a couple thousand posts it's hard to delete them all manually, though. deleting the blog and remaking is an option. I don't know if there's another easy method for doing that instantly, not too well acquainted with tumblr

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Sapphire has a cuckold fetish and she enjoys fusing with other gems

>>88012798
I want to cum on Lazuli's gem.

>>88012853
>>88012707
I don't know the source, I just compiled the images from last thread into an imgur for convenience.

>>88012808
It's hard as fuck to do though. There's an option for "delete blog", which gets rid of everything - but the url becomes up for grabs. There's also making the blog private, there's blog themes designed to make it look like the "no results found t tumblr" page, and then there's individually going through posts and deleting each one by one.

>>88012698
Zukefags everyone.

so what does matt deleting tweets have to do with zuke? why do people think it's related?

>>88012855
Let's fuse.

>>88012711
The blog as fully deleted before that point, dumbass

>>88012711
I'm guessing that might be the one crazy user from Reddit who made it their personal crusade to insist that the tumblr blog was a hoax because a hours-old reddit throwaway account supposedly said so, and go berserk on anyone who tried to say otherwise. Sounds like something they'd do

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>>88012938

>>88012895
it is not related. Matt deleting stuff/valuing his privacy is nothing new for him. He hasn't talked about SU on twitter in recent months and likely wanted to make sure it'd be even less likely for fans to bother him again.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvWD7xT0Alk

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>>88012938

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So this was a Connie foot fetish episode, right?

>Amethyst stated that she shits for fun
>Baby Steven once took a shit on her face
God dammit Rebecca, stop trying to insert your weird fetish into this children's cartoon.

>>88012938
>>88013017
there is a download button on the right of the deviantart page, how do you perople keep missing it?

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oh, we're posting steven/gem ships?

let me just start posting some images

what the fuck is happening

>>88013033
>implying we're after the png
Fuck out of here,fag

>>88013033
They're both blind in their right eye.

>>88013056
nothing

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>>88013021
>Ian squating over rebbeca dropping a chocolate mud baby on her face

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>>88013047
Can we get a truce, please

>>88013018
http://mauvakyle.tumblr.com/post/153791423457/somore-a-lot-of-people-assume-that-the-amedot
>...But now we got TWO storyboarders that drew amedot, even going as far as one having a sketch of it on her wall for a while.

Which storyboarder is this person talking about and is there a picture of the sketch on the wall as well?
Btw if you look at the "Lauren Zuke" tag on Tumblr, it's about to become really nasty over there

>>88013047
And then you wonder why nobody likes you.

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>>88013047
Enjoying your crackship, anon?

>>88013047
Stomp that flame, now.

>>88012813
>yells at his own dad to sing him a story he was already going to tell him
>because he gave him a love of music
Stop being such a little shit, Steven.

>>88013061
It's still a JPG, and it can still be posted
what's your damage? did Indexer rape your family or something?

>>88013158
He raped my heart.

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>>88013104
of course, this ship is sailing so hard it's like being on crack

>>88013087
Oops I didn't mean to reply to >>88013018

>>88012813
>Hey, I'm 14 years!
So Steven has gone back to being a retard. And here I though Onion Gang was just an anomaly.

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>>88013083
its shit

pic related is a valid truce

>>88013166
>I kinda like you
Even Lapis is having a hard time telling Peridot something nice.
She's looking back at Zuke's fat, meaty hand pressing them together,

>>88013018
sexy legs

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>>88012813
Thumbnail gave me some NGE flashbacks for a second.

>>88012813
>i've never seen it snow like this before

NIGGA WINTER FORECAST?? LIKE THAT WAS THE PLOT OF THE EPISODE???

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>>88013193
Gross, get Amethyst away from the shit meme duo.

>>88013184
Lamar's writing, I guess, since he did Onion Gang too.

>>88013193
>Lapis
>Not with Steven.
Faggot.

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>>88013166
Oh anon, I'm so sorry for your loss.

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All this drama over Lapidot and Amedot. Its great that everyone loves Peridot regardless.

>>88013239
Fuck that stupid meme frog.

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>>88013239
Say what now?

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>>88013220
You have some patrician taste, my friend.

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>>88013198
>She's looking back at Zuke's fat, meaty hand pressing them together,

yes, and? finish your sentence, cmon this zuke fanfic was just getting good

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>>88013239
fuck peridot

>>88013184
Garnet has to fucking remind him not to lick things he finds on the ground.

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>>88013239
peridot sucks

>>88013087
yeah dog its already nasty on tumblr rn

people that were already getting off on shittalking zuke jumped on this drama so fast.

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>>88013213
amethyst is a shit meme and therefore belongs with the other shit memes

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>>88012698

>>88013239
Someone call Bismuth on this lost child.

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>>88013307
>centipedele will replace amy at the temple
>amy will move into the gaybarn

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>>88013239
You are wrong

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>>88013322
fuck you talking about nigga?

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>>88013229
no loss here, the meme barn lives on

you can stop talking like an anime villain now

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>>88013349

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>>88012855
What bullshit is this?

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Post your favorite meep morps

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Does anyone here actually likes Steven Universe?

>>88013314
Is this shooped

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>>88013340
>centipedele

You just couldn't keep it quiet, could you /sug/?

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>>88013374
No. Steven is worst gem.

real talk. how long until zuke tries to commit suicide?

>>88013392
if she browsed this thread, I expect she already has.

>>88013104
Someone needs to edit this gif to have the crying girl be Zuke and the dancing guy be /sug/.

>>88013392
fuck off

>>88013385
cmon man im sorry your roomate heard me. I apologized like three times already.

>>88013383
is that jeb! ?

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>>88013349

>>88013392
not soon enough

Real talk here, why would you support Lapidot or Amedot, but hate Peridot. how does that work?

>>88013419
Rare Mexican Jeb!

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>>88013435
very simple, you self-insert as peridot but you also hate yourself

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>>88013420
I' m too drunk for this shit

Have a progressive Pearl

>>88013435
If you support eithe rof those you should kys

>>88013435
I support neither and Peridot is one of my "meh" gems.

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>>88013239
how can one anon be so wrong?

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>>88013435
because it cucks the purple guy

>>88013435
I don't support either of those. Neck yourself

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>>88013419
>>88013451
Did somebody say Jeb?

>>88013472
Would still fug

>>88013435
>how does that work?
It does't, that's why it's such diluted shit.

>>88013505
>nails

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>>88013472
DELET THIS

>>88013498
then you're not part of the problem. Go and have a wank get drunk

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We all need to acknowledge the real endgame ship: Salt Water

>>88013472
Can you prove me that's not some random OC?

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>>88013435
I support Amedot because it actually give Peridot room to grow, something that Peridot's arc left her generally lacking in, and it's a relationship that wasn't forced and offscreened for a majority of it's development.

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>>88013487
I remember in early 2015 /sug/ when this specific image used to get posted every thread by Perifags who were a minority back then and were constantly bullied by the majority Pearlfags

what if lapis sat down somewhere and when she got up there was some blue dust there and it kept happened and lapis told you it was no big deal

>>88013472
DESIGNATED

>>88012361
He'd have to jizz out a Gem, but yeah.

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>>88013505
this anon understands

>>88013548
This ship is making me want to down some saltwater.

>>88013472
Do you have the Frida Kahlo Pearl and Bismuth?

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>>88013541
Watching Peridot get fucking decked was the most satisfying thing that was ever in the show.

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>>88013561
Great taste my friend

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>>88013472

>>88013404
>zuke tries to kill herself
>tumblr goes to shit
>they harass becky
>she's too depressed to keep running the show
>extended hiatus
>the ratings go lower and lower
>SU is kill
>becky is kill

>>88013087
I assume Amber, though I don't know what they're referring to. There was one deleted piece from her that was kind of Amedotish I guess

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>>88013563
Good. wish I'd been around back then

>>88013563
I miss disgruntled techie minion with floaty fingers Peridot.

So, so much.

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>>88013596
we memed to far

>>88012396
Or maybe they would still have their Gems because a Gem father wouldn't need to give up his gem like a Gem mother would.
This would solve the Kindergarten problem, and humans would be a resource for quick and easy Gem production.
That's why Matt was so insistent on there being no male Gems despite saying that a Gem technically could be male. Because the entire conflict of the series wouldn't have happened.
Steven was Rose's plan to protect the Earth forever. By proving it was useful.

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>>88013609
Fast fingers were great

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>>88013239
Easy fix

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>>88013561
Amedot and Lapidot are literally the exact same shitty ship with different characters

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>>88013630
This, fuck the memes.

>>88013577
Zuke? Is that you?

>>88013632
>"Tune in next time to find out what makes them shitty!"

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>>88013372

>>88013628
this episode made me fall in love with Peridot, catch and release gave me the relief that this character was intended to be great and lovable.

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>>88013632
>exact same shitty ship with different characters
That makes absolutely no sense. At least try not to talk completely out of your ass next time.

>>88013628
remember all the amputee fan art be she was reveled to be smol

>>88013626
The problem is that the gem father can't make a new gem.

>>88013656
Yes my child it is I ZUKE

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>>88013684
Oh boy here we fucking go again.

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>>88013632
>both ships are shit
>common factor is peridot

really makes you think

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>That episode where Greg fucked all of gemkind out of existence and ended the war

>>88013692
Fuck off Rivet.

>>88013706
>>88013684
I want to find a girl who looks like this, does anyone know one?

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>>88012813

>>88013734
Thin and small or a quadruple amputee?

>>88013753
both

>>88013734
The state of Nebraska might have something to offer you.

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>>88013684
There was also the theory that Peri was basically a poofed Peridot trapped inside and powering a robot.

>>88013753
She has no legs, and she's missing a right arm and right eye. Blonde.

>>88013717
>It's a meme episode

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>>88013660
Lapidots are delusional to think that Lapis and Peridot currently have a beautiful and tragic relationship that actually reflects a realistic relationship, and Amedots are also delusional to think that their ship is somehow superior to other ships and not just the same vanilla 'wow opposites attract so they support each other!' that every potential gem/gem ship on the show is. Amedots always retain this belief that it is something greater, despite the fact that all the ships on the show have their own potential to the same degree, including Lapidot before it was badly written.

The vast majority of Amedots I've seen carry a bizarre elitist attitude about it.

>>88013244
Is Sourscreen still around?

>>88012361
The kids wouldn't be magic, although they might be psychic

>>88013769
Like the guy below you said, best bet is Nebraska, pardner.

>>88013769
Just find a than and small girl, start dating her, then pay some dindu's to fuck her up in a back alley.

>>88013472
Literally nothing Pearl about her.

>>88013379
No.
Someone who works on a kid's tv show actually wrote this on their own twitter, publicly.

>>88013818
Better make it Muslims.

>>88013802
>The vast majority of Amedots I've seen carry a bizarre elitist attitude about it.
Is this in context of another site? Because I don't really see that reflected in /sug/.

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>>88013682
>two gems emotionally support one another and learn to love earth through earth-related activities

wow

>>88013891
Until this whole Zuke shit you virtually couldn't post Amedot on /sug/ without getting drowned out.

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>>88013802
If Zuke left because someone else took the reigns on Lapis and Peridot's relationship and are taking it in an interesting and not shit direction, I'm going to be so happy.

>>88013690
What if his jizz is just little gems? Like, if Steven jerks off, his cum is like aquarium gravel? And the gravel just grows into a full sized gem.

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>>88013893
"I freakin' live here" sums up Amethyst's feelings for earth
If she was on nepture rolling around with Garnet and Pearl she'd be just as fine

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>>88013816
>>88013818
>>88013884
If none of you know the girl I'm talking about, just don't respond. This is very important to me.

>>88013932
This is a fucking greentext

>>88013893
>>two gems emotionally support one another
Every gemxgem ship
>>and learn to love earth through earth-related activities
Amethyst is already an earthling though

Amethyst and Lapis are also significantly different characters who have significantly different relationships with Peridot

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>>88013893
>Talking out of your ass
How is Amethyst even close to trying to learn to love Earth and Earth activities? Just stop.

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>>88013919
>Peridot loves the idea of wearable clothing
>We still haven't seen her in a full on store bought outfit, despite already seeing Pearl in jeans

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Jontron?

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>>88013893
Amethyst is literally the EARTH GEM though retard. Amedot and Lapidot have literally nothing to do with each other lmao

>>88013982
Sapphire.

Ech with me.

>>88013960
Do you mean it would make a great greentext, or that a greentext like that already exists?

>>88013914
I've was here when Zuke was still based. There were maybe a handful of anons who were complete shit about the ship, it's far from the majority.

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>>88013977
Holy shit that's disgusting

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Stuffing your face as usual, Steven?

>>88014010
The latter. I don't have it saved, however.

>>88013948
How? Amethyst loves human stuff and is the one who interacts with humans the most, it's one of her basic personality traits

>>88014007
i actually like this person's art

>>88013932
Ifthat were the case, it would still require tons of minerals for them to grow into fullsize gems. It's a different method with a same result, and it changes nothing.

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>>88014017
I gotta have a good meal.

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>>88014007

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>>88013891
Mostly on Tumblr, you have Amedots that feel like they need to control the fandom and they are very likely to police people on what they should and shouldn't ship. They're also much more likely to shit on other people's ships. However, I'll give them something, they're not nearly as bad as crack shippers. Crack shippers don't give a fuck, they'll tell a 11 year old that their ship is shit. But occasionally on /sug/ you'll get the lovely 'heres my 5 paragraph essay on why Amedot is better than your ship'.

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>>88014001
Are you high

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>>88014007
>trying to afford calarts

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>>88013891
It's mostly tumblr amedotfags that have this problem, the ones on /sug/ are okay for the most part.

>>88013977
I'd nibble that Lapis right on the nose

>>88014057
Women eat rocks all the time. Especially when they're pregnant. The minerals can come from there.

>>88013541
>>88013588
I absolutely loved Peridot's giant robot
Can we have her go back to being useful again soon?

>>88014069
I wish.

>>88014068
Amedot IS better than all the other ships tho

>>88014109
No need to be useful when there's no threat.

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>>88014010
>>88014031

>>88014099
Womens' wombs don't have the conditions to gestate rocks.

>>88014068
This is the reason I fucking hate Amedots no matter how much people try to tell me that they're pretty okay ,or that "at least they're not Lapidots" they really do think they have a higher moral from the rest even though Amedot is as much crack as, say, Pearlnet.

>>88014007
[currently non communicative]

>>88014109
Nope, it's dorito memes and uguu cute smol rocks as far as the vision spheres can see.

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>>88014040
Because she lives there?
If she lived on neptune she'd be doing neptune stuff, like eating rocks and shitting copper and hanging out with garnet and amethyst

She lived in a the kindergarten for a while alone and she gave names to inanimate rocks, and she kept going there to play for no reason other than the fact she was born there

>>88013989
>>88014179
hi indexer

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I'm okay with Amedot. We can have Saltwater that way

>>88014168
The only reason she's being useless as there's no need to be useful in the first place. The moment there's any significant threat, she'll making defenses.

She's already made robot security drones and world class farming anyway.

>>88014109
The gems beat it to shit and now it's useless, lmao.

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>>88014214
Never Ever
Stay salty

>>88014227
hi indexer

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>>88014133
At least try not to be obvious about falseflagging.

>>88014068
>>88014076
Makes sense. Tumblr tends to love to do shit like that.

>'heres my 5 paragraph essay on why Amedot is better than your ship'.
Hmmm, that may have been me at one point, though I generally would do that as a defense of Amedot, not to say it's better than any other ship.

>>88014161
Then get off tumblr. It's rare on /sug/.

>>88014203
thanks indexer. now i have the full res version of that EPIC image!

>>88014157
Steven Universe isn't hard sci fi.
Pearl and Peridot built their robots in less than a minute with no time skip.
They can take a few liberties.

>>88014179
Remember to report all indexer posts

i'm just waiting for Ian to go nuclear about this 'abusive narcissist' thing after seeing how he handled DYKSU making some innocent jokes about Rebecca

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I sure am looking forward to Jasper's arc in the coming episodes, it's gonna be great!

R-right guys?

>>88014155
Beautiful.

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JASPEARL OR BUST

>>88014310
>if /sug/ doesn't get Zuke to kill herself, Ian will make sure it happens

>>88014179
So you are saying that since if she was born under a different culture she would have a different personality, her entire relationship to her culture is invalidated? That's pretty stupid. No shit she was shaped by the environment she was raised in, how is that different from literally everyone?

>>88014262
And narratively speaking, making hybrids that way is dumb.

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Pearlcest c'est bon