> Fidel Castro dies at 90 > This smug cunt becomes 94 in

>>87949630
Proof that Communism is inferior to Capitalism.

>>87949630
I keep telling you people, nothing short of Jack Kirby's ghost is going to stop him

Revolver ocelot already died though

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>>87949630
I was wondering if someone made a thread about it

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Guess who else he got lads

>>87949821
>henderson sized
never heard of her

>>87949630
2016 isn't over yet

fucking hell man. Castro was younger than Stan yet he died before Stan could kick the bucket. What gives?

>>87950078
Stans parents eached lived to 110 and they were poor immigrant jews in 30's New York.

Stan has Marvel money AKA more than God.

We've got atleast 20 more years of Stan The Man Lee.

>>87950149
When he turned 90 he had a pacemaker put in and made a post about it on his website saying that he'll be around for another 90 years. I believe it.

>>87950255
that pacemaker is probably a fake to make it seem like he was actually a human.

>>87950416
Obviously, it's his phylactery.

>>87949630
Let's hope Don Bluth lives as long, and make not one, but THREE more movies.

>>87950078
Castro was a cigar-loving, stressed-out world leader who was almost assassinated several times. How he didn't die from either lung cancer or a heart attack decades ago is a miracle.

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Clean living true believer!

>>87950884
>whose beard was almost assassinated several times
ftfy

>>87949696
Neither is particularly good desu

>>87949630
/pol/ here
Kek killed Castro

>still kicking it

he showed up to a dinky con in my town and they advertised it as "STAN LEE'S LAST MIDWESTERN APPEARANCE"

he's going to eat it before 100. still impressive most of us will die early

>>87950921

>whose beard doubles was almost assassinated several times

Fixed for accuracy

>>87950964
i post on 4chan so to actually wait in line and get his autograph is extremely out of the question but i stood near the line and watched him sign autographs, it was like watching your grandpa at his last family thanksgiving

>>87950964

He did a 114 FF issues and 102 with Kirby

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>>87950884
no sport

2016: The Year of Death

>>87950698
>putting his phylactery on his person
What a shit Lich.

>>87950942
Fucking commie.

>>87949630
Stan "fuck you steve ditko you drew but I WROTE spider" man

>>87949696
Dies on Black Friday. We captitalismed so hard we killed Castro. The only way this could be worse for him is if he died while eating McDonalds

>>87951176
SJWs bullied actual palladins out of existence, so he has no holy justice warriors to be afraid of.

>>87949696
>>87951240
U-S-A! U-S-A!

>>87949821
henderson x castro mistakes into miracles now

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>>87949630
Communism doesn't work and it never will. Even Putin thinks you're full of shit. Trump won. Get over it, snowflake.

God willing, Uncle Bob goes next.

>>87951028
feels pretty bad man

>>87951590
Are you lost, child?

Are we gunna have this thread every time someone dies now? Shit is getting worse than /v/'s 9gag level memes.

>>87949696
FPBP
USA
USA
USA

He has become more meme than man! Only a person who can control the memes can contain him.

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>>87951590

>>87951764
Its the meme magic that keeps Stan going. If we stop he dies.

What the fuck even was this year

>>87951923
The year of Kek.

>>87949630
What is genetics?

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>>87949630
>Please make it to Infinity War Part II

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>>87949630
Fidel didn't drain the life out of others

>>87949630
Spill the blood of the innocent, draw a circle on the floor
Invoke the name of the demon aloud once more:
"Excelsior!"

>>87953117
Oh, hush you.

>>87949630
Good. I hope Castro rots in hell.

>>87950942
You're welcome to try living in a communist country.

I've been to Cuba: it stinks for the locals.

>>87949630
Who will that goofy grandpa harvest next?

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Maybe someone should storytime the Freedom Collective, given Fidel's cameo

>>87953270
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton or Assange

>>87953346
Trump is too high energy.

I say Clinton is on the chopping block.

Stan Lee can't die before Infinity War comes out at the minimum

>>87953394
>implying stan doesnt need the high energy
the moment he absorbs trump and his frog gods power stan will show his true form as a celestial

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>>87949630
I now present to you a biography of Fidel Castro written by Stan Lee himself way back in 1959. Let's just say you can tell what Stan's political leanings were at the time.

>>87950255
>Stan Lee will live to cameo in Spider-man 2099

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>>87953427

>>87949630
Where were you when the CIA got BTFO by Stan Lee?

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>>87953438

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>>87953445
>Brave, shrewd, confident, idealistic, generous and...lucky
It's weird how quickly American public opinion of Castro changed.

>>87949696
>USA never managed to kill Castro
Poof.

>>87953215
>I've been to Cuba: it stinks for the locals.
How many jineteras did you fuck?

>>87953477
None. I stayed at a resort and it was a family trip. Besides, all the staff were ugly.

I did almost fuck a cute chinese girl though. Also got to watch a bunch of japanese girls do an amateur photo op in swim suits.

>>87953491
>goes to practice sexual tourism
>comes back still as a virgin
lol

>>87953491
>Also got to watch a bunch of japanese girls do an amateur photo op in swim suits.
2008? man those jap girls were hot

>>87953503
I didn't go there as a sexual tourist, though.

It was my grandpa's 80th birthday so we all took a two week trip to Cuba for Christmas and New Years.

>>87953509
Nah, 2013. You could tell they were jap, though. Had the blue one piece school swim suit and everything.

>>87953215
>>87953491
>feels pity for Cubans who live in Cuba
>hates Cubans who live in USA
Hmmm...

>>87953519
>my grandpa's 80th birthday
Yeah, that's the kind of thing you have to say at the airport so they let you in.

>>87953522
>hates Cubans who live in USA
Not really. I'm Canadian, so I don't really have any particular feelings on Cuban immigrants.

I just hate communism.

>>87953529
I can't believe the security guards at the airports actually wear miniskirts with fish nets.

Also made a good 100 bucks selling cuban cigars to an american friend.

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>>87953537
>lives in a socialist country
>hates Communism
Sure.

>>87953547
You really can't see the difference between Canada and communism?

>>87949630
George Burns lived to 100. It's all in the genes, man.

>>87953555
Says Billy Glenn from Bumfuck, Iowa.

>>87950942
How's it feel being retarded?

>>87953547
Well, Canada used to be pretty good. We've been going down hill as we've gotten more and more socialistic.

Economy is tanking, manufacturing is dead, prices are all skyrocketing.

So, no. You're not exactly pointing out a double standard. Communism and socialism just don't work.

>>87953573
Thanks for admitting you're actually an americunt, anon.

>>87953621
Pffft, I wish.

British Columbian anon here. A carton of milk and a loaf of bread runs you a good 24 bucks.

>>87953632
>Oklahoma anon here
Fixed.

>>87953652
Now now, you're projecting pretty hard.

Butthurt basement communist that doesn't like hearing that socialism and communism don't work?

Hamon?

>>87953671
No, but not butthurt americunt that capitalism left him poor and cucked, either

>>87953686
Now you're not even making any sense. Is english your first language, Paco?

>>87953695
>xenophobia
I knew you hated Latinos.

>>87949724

Were you referencing this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3STx80Fp-kM

>>87953701
I got no problem with latinos. I have a problem with mexicans coming to Canada to try and make us into another Mexico.

Just because America resisted doesn't mean you get to ruin us instead.

>>87953726
As I said, >>87953621

>>87953737
But I'm not.

I'd get you my driver's but fuck, I'm not going to waste that time for you.

I bet you don't even know what poutine is.

>>87950942
What alternative do you recommend?

>>87953632
>carton of milk
>not bag of milk
Yep he's a phony.

>>87953746
>I could prove I'm not an americunt, but I won't
Aw.

>>87953754
One of those US crackpot philosophies.

>>87953775
That's only in eastern provinces, you savage.

>Christopher Lee lived to 93
>Stan Lee is now 93
COINCIDENCE?

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>>87949696
>Communism is inferior to Capitalism
Excuse me?

>>87953491
you went to a resort for two weeks and think you know everything about the country

good job

>>87953806
protip, russia is not communist and has not been for at least 20 years. Sure they aren't full blown 'we dont give a fuck' capitalism either. but they certainly are less communist than china is currently.
read a fucking book sometime noob

>>87953931
Do you have Putin's permission to visit 4chan?

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>>87951175

>>87953806
Russia isn't communist, it's a nationalist republic.

>>87954051
One where the state, i.e. Putin controls everything, and sends to Siberia any capitalist who doesn't obey him.

>>87949630
>Castro bit the dust
Oh boy, my campus will be on suicide watch for the rest of the year my dick is diamonds

>>87954080
Community colleges don't count as campuses.

>>87954092
We don't have those things in my country (as far as I know)

>>87953427
.....so we are just gonna overlook the fact that thats not a cuban flag

>>87951726
Not >>87951590, but Mugabe was evil.

>>87953427
>all those white Cubans in the crowd

pffft

>>87954244
cuban flag or puerto rican flag, what's the difference?

Eat your pizza and vegetables

>>87951175
Every year is the year of death, dumbass. Stop behaving as though you live in the end times like a fag or something

>>87954051
>Kelptocratic autocracy
Ftfy

>>87953573
>Economy is tanking, manufacturing is dead, prices are all skyrocketing

Do you have a source to back any of that up?

>>87954494
That Negative Man once visited Puerto Rico for their tostones.

>>87950954
stan is a kek follower. this digit will comfirm it.

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>Cubans were the race with the highest percentage of votes to Trump
>Less then a month later Fidel Castro dies and they get to Party Like It's 1999
Feels good man

>>87953537
You must love this then
http://pm.gc.ca/eng/news/2016/11/26/statement-prime-minister-canada-death-former-cuban-president-fidel-castro

>>87953754
I think Keynesian economics could work really well in some countries

>>87954122
Let me guess USACH?

>>87958097
Well a lot of Latinos voted for Trump because they think the ilegal latinos take the jobs from the ones that have their papers in order and give them a bad name

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>>87951264
I'm dying of laughter here, that or Stan Lee's about to take my soul as well.

Don't do it Mr. Lee, I'm barely known!

>>87953916
It sucks, don't try to defend it you fucking commie

>>87949630
all this talk of death is making me sad. I'm going to marathon Firefly. Shepherd book always makes me feel better

>>87953427
Thanks

>>87949696
Cuba is Socialist.

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>>87949630
Dubs decides who he will take next.

>>87964919
The anon who looked at this spoiler.

>>87953632
>British Columbian anon here. A carton of milk and a loaf of bread runs you a good 24 bucks.
Where is this?

>>87949717
>Jack Kirby
He was the first.

>>87965027
British Colombia

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>>87949717
>>87965283

The King was very powerful, and the battle was intense, but in the end, Stan was able to win. Once he absorbed Jack's life force, Stan became so much more.

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Florence Henderson, Fidel Castro, Now Ron Glass. All in one fucking 3 day weekend.
Stan's going for broke.
By the end of the year he'll be nigh unstoppable!
What will we do then?

I said it before and i said it again Stan Lee is like the Lich King from Warcraft, once he dies somebody needs to pick up the glasses of damnation.

>>87965496
that picture made my day. they remembered the dots.

>>87965598
Glad you liked it.
Kirby Dots/Krackle are the best!

>>87949696
He outlived the majority of the presidents who served as his adversary.

>>87965566
>Ron Glass
Fuck! I hadn't heard about that one yet.

>>87965027
Kootenay region. Creston specifically.

Calling it right now, he dies before the end of 2016.

>>87965887
Anon, there are simpler ways to commit suicide than by memeing Stan Lee into stealing your life force.

>>87958186
oh Trudeau truly you are the best of Canada

I hope in the future when we think of Canada we think of you

>>87949630
Does he eat healthy and exercise? The dude still looks great for his age.

>>87964919

Bendis. Car accident involving dropping something on of crotch causing him to veer off road.

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When he gains enough power, he will assume his final form.

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Now that Christopher Lee is gone, There's only two people that may be able to defeat Stan.

Anyone else have a brief moment of panic every time they see a /co/ thread with a pic of Stan Lee?

>Oh, shit, it finally happened!

I wonder if Wally will go to his funeral. Him and Castro were buddies once upon a time.

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>>87966049
>Does he eat healthy and exercise? The dude still looks great for his age.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CwB_4-QFnmM
He's healthier than all the fatties on 4chan that's for sure

>>87949630
Poor Depardieu, him and Fidel were close.

>>87967041
so smoking is just good for you, huh

>>87954029
REBIRTH WHEN
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W
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Damn Stan is hungry today he just killed the black guy from Firefly.

>>87953435
>When he finally dies Stan Lee cameos are replaced with Dan Stott cameos

I'm literally shaking.

>when you find out Steve Ditko is still alive

>>87968441
It's a sign his magic is failing

he also just claimed Neil Degrasse Tyson from Barney Miller!

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>>87969394
>He's been in hiding all this time
>In fear of what Stan might do to him if he comes out
He could be the hero we need. He could slay the beast.

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>>87969394
Ditko's been traveling through higher planes of existence, gathering knowledge and powers to defeat Stan.
All that weird, wacky Dr Strange stuff was actual places Ditko's been.

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>>87970263
Bullshit! Ditko's been getting that mad pussy.

This monster cant keep getting away with it.

>>87950877
Unless Stan gets to him

>>87968389
>wanting a Sandman reboot

kill yourself

>>87973297
>Rebirth

>Reboot

Pick one.

>>87953427
>>87953438
>>87953445
>>87953460
For a time, everyone loved Castro. It wasn't until he after seizing power did he declare himself to be a communist.

>>87951144
And he was always ugly. But oh wait you judge a man by his character, not his looks. Too bad this doesn't apply to 4chan posters, who obviously have shit character. We're all a bunch of shits. Stan Lee a shit too. Fuggin soul wampyre right there.

>>87970365
Thats his grand-niece dude

>>87975032
And?

>>87949696
First post best fucking post.

>>87949696
lel

>>87958250
That's Capitalism, desu

He is actually Hexus the parasite Corporation. His power rises proportional zu Marvels Sales (movies included).

Stan is just waiting for Steve Ditko to go, then he'll finally pack it in.

>>87965598
They did the dots wrong, though. It's about the contrast of black & white and the use of negative/white space to make the crackles.

>>87949630

In Castro's defense, the United States hasn't been constantly trying to kill Stan since before I was even born (and I'm oldish).

7 ways U.S. bizarre ways we tried to kill Castro.

>poison cigar
>poison his ice cream
>explosive seashell
>poisoning his...diving suit?
>using his lover to slip him botulism-toxin pills
>poison his pen
>flood his broadcasting booth with LSD-like drug and (I swear I'm not making this up) dust Castro's shoes with thallium salts so he would lose his beard. This was less about killing and more about discrediting him....WTF UNITED STATES?!

They also tried to poison his pet kitten, his condoms, his Christmas tree, and even tried to poison his poison he was going to use to poison someone else with. Ok, I'm lying here, but at this point who can really blame you if you believed it.

proof
http://www.vox.com/2016/11/26/13752514/us-fidel-castro-assassination

>>87979155
whoa

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I dont know about you guys, but i still feel like this years is the year
look at how much memeshit came true, Baneposting crashing a plane, Brexit, this entire election
id say it wouldnt be out of the realm of possibilty that Stan drops dead on the 31st
thats how weird shit got

>>87973297
theres a whole new fucking dream to write about

>>87975105
So you are a incest creep huh?

>>87949630
Generally being relaxed as in not having to worry about assassination attempts and happy tends to do wonders for your life expectancy

>>87950884
More like prof that Cuban Healthcare system actually works.

>>87949630
The Bill.

Comes.

DUE.

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>>87981006
I think I know who to blame...

>>87977792
Yeah, but people in 3 world countries are kinda ok with Capitalism at the end of the day, they just want the state to intervene because neoliberalism in latinamerica let some people really fuck up, so you know simple things like the water and electricity be something control by the state and not private from europe

>>87973334

Sandman doesn't need to associate itself with this garbage anymore