Give an existing super hero a new super power. For example.

>>87946005
That is disgusting.

>>87946029
if it was cum you wouldnt be saying that

>>87946005
Spider-man: Can passively trigger fight or flight response in people who see him.

>>87946005
>Spider-man
Can shoot webbing out of his asshole, like a real spider

>

>>87946005
>Batman
>Can see 5 seconds into the future

GG Superfags and Gokufags

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>Mr. Fantastic
He can now transform into a bicycle.

>>87946365
I'm saying it right now: it is still disgusting.

Give him multiple nipples in the shape of a heart on his chest.

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>>87946514
>Asshole
bellybutton
it seems odd but a spider kinda has its abdominal area unfolded and swung out behind it.. it makes sense if you look at the folded-up tail of a crab.
so the....
well actually, I mean, okay, if you look at a diagram.. really, spider organs are all kinds of fucked up locationwise compared to humans, so it's hard to imagine any perfect analogue. spinnerets ARE kind of close to the anus..
There are some bugs that secrete webbing out of their front limbs though. for that matter there really are venom-spitting cobras, so it's all crazy.

Still I love how anime spiders always SPIT webbing

>>87946587

I think some sort of super forensics power would suit Batman, like knowing who the culprit is he just can't work out his reasoning.

>>87946901
I always felt like House had that power.
Everything about his methods and his rejection of plausible but false theories suggested that he had a limited clairvoyance that could only identify something in the negative.. could only tell what it's not, but not what it is, until that's all been carved away

>>87946005
spider man should be able to talk to spiders and control them and befriend them in their spider hills

>>87950258
They can inspire him with cute songs

>>87946005
Tell me, Do you bleed?
Yes actually, it has a flowery fragrance and pairs well with rosé

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>>87946005
Christ, you casuals!
Spiderman's radioactive blood is poisonous
(it's radioactive... duh)
so a transfusion usually just makes people sick, but if they survive long enough it can give them spider powers too ... and that usually heals whatever was ailing them.
But then ...
(it's radioactive... duh)
This is all canon.

>>87946683
Fuck off, Reed.

>>87950531
Didn't his semen give MJ cancer?

>>87950854
Not yet, but here's hoping it gets another shot...

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>>87950818
Drat! Foiled yet again!

>>87946005
Aquaman can instantly dehydrate anyone he touches and gain that as his own energy.

>>87950955
Can't Mera do this?

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>>87946005
Superman can now turn into a dragon at will, except he never does because it's pointless and only makes his freezing breath slightly stronger.

>>87950955
>Aquaman is now DIO

>>87946587
Jokes on you faggot, there already a dbz character that can see into the future and goku beat him.

Blue Beetle can now fart rainbows.

>>87946005
>Superman

it's made of electicity.

i like that arc.

>>87952962
Who the hell are you talking about? I can't recall anyone who can see the future whom Goku fought, if you mean Hit, Goku didn't beat him and Hit literally skips forward in time.

>>87950955
That's an Aquaman villain, Thirst

>>87946884
I'm really tempted to meme it up and call you a nerd, but that was actually really interesting.

>>87946884
>inbetween vaj and pooper

taint seems most analogous desu

>>87946901
So basically BBC Sherlock

>>87946938
Maybe, just maybe, because he's *gasp* NOT A REAL DOCTOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>87953092
Baller. I wish I knew more about Aquaman. He's so cool but I just don't know which comics are good. I tried reading Rebirth but it felt so slow to me.