Oh no, /co/! Marvel HQ is burning down! Everyone will die, but you have time to run in and save 5 creators! Who do you save?!
>>87920917
>/co/
>saving anyone from Marvel
Nah
>>87920946
There are a few /co/ may save, like Ewing and Allred
>>87920917
Ewing
Duggan
Conway
LemireSpencer
>>87920917
probably waste that time by asking questions
>>87921017
>that spoiler
When someone reminds him he's not a politician anymore, he can write good shit (Superior Foes and Captain HYDRA).
>>87920917
Ewing and every Italian artist around.
>>87921081
>Superior Foes and Captain HYDRA
>not mentioning his best ongoing yet, The Fix
Remender
Mark WaidBendis
>>87920917
Stan "The Man" Lee
The rest can burn
>>87921147
But he's the one that set fire to the building to get more souls.
>>87920917
>Bendis
>Quesada
>Slott
>Ryan North
>Kate Leth
Are Hastings and Gurihiru inside? That's three...
I'll grab Lee so he can die with some modicum of dignity.
Hmmm. Winnick? No, he's at DC. So's Simone. Fraction and Ellis are out too.
Aw, hell. Ryan North has to be good for something. That makes 5.
>>87921184
>Ryan North
Damn man, what did Dinosaur Comics ever do to you?
>>87920917
Does i have time to run into DC HQ and trown 5 creators into the fire?
>>87921292
Dinosaur comics were good.
That fucker ran Squirrel Girl into the dirt though.
>>87921322
But he made her more visible. Another writer could, and likely will, use her for something in the future.
It's not like Beechan with Cass.
>implying you have time for five with Bendis
Ok Lets get out of the fire.
The fire?
Yes, the fire burning the building
This building?
Yes
This is Marvel HQ
Yeah lets leave.
Leave Marvel HQ the place on fire?
Yeah, I'm saving you.
Me? Bendis?
And the you die.
>>87920917
Slott and Bendisso that they may die by my hands.
I'd find whatever room Kate Leth is and lock the door.
Bendis, only Bendis
>>87921511
>And the you die.
You die?
>>87920917
I run in the opposite direction and grab 5 more spectators.
At this point I'm not willing to risk a breach in contamination, better to let even a small amount of potential burn, than to risk the suck getting out.
>>87920917
Al Ewing
Gurihiru
Genndy Tartakosky (since he's writing Cage)
Alex Ross
That's only four..
Go to DC headquarters to burn it down
Save Tom King
>>87924499
Gurihiru is two people.
>>87924499
>Save Tom King
He can burn, honestly.
Ross, Waid, and I'll resurrect Kirby three times
Chris Hastings
Ryan North
Dan Slott
Bendis
Jughead
Ewing
Genndy
Bunn
A couple of wop artists
>>87920917
Bendis and the Bendettes.
>>87920917
>implying I wouldn't just watch it all burn
Fuck the creators, i'll just take all the first prints of Spiderman/X-Men
>>87920917
Do I ~have~ to save someone?
>>87928907
I'd just watch it burn. So pretty.
>>87921017
>Spencer
He's such a cunt that I wouldn't save him even though I like his work.
>>87920917
Anyone that's not called Bendis.
Thompson, Hastings, Loveness, Gillen and Wells
why no Jason Aaron?
Bendis
Kate Leth
The Squirrel Girl creative team
Hopeless
>>87920917
>Who do you save?!
Those who ruled at DC but suck at Marvel.
>>87932302
My nigga.
>>87920917
Watch it burn
>>87920917
I toss gasoline on the fire
>>87920917
...now do I HAVE to save anyone?
>>87920917
Bendis and Ewing. I'll use the other three spots to steal posters and statues or soemthing
>>87920917
If I'm witnessing Marlel HQ burning down, it's probably cause I started the fire.
>>87933360
Wrong, we didn't start the fire.
>>87933360
They'll expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>>87924499
>Implying Ennis won't slap you with his huge dong before that.
>>87924499
>likes Ewing and Gurihiru
>hates DC
Whatever happened to subtlety?
>>87933389
The Fire Rises
>>87920946
Fpbp
>>87920917
Run and grab some marshmallows.