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>This is supposed to be the prettiest girl in France.

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>This is supposed to be the prettiest girl in France.

Oh...oh dear.
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>>87916844
who cares about that bitch? look what they did to gaston!
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>>87916844
Why does Gaston look like John Travolta?
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>>87916844
>Implying that that's not just a line the dude uses to try and get laid
Belle has brown hair, no way she could even contend for best looking girl in France.
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>>87916917

I'm kinda down with grizzled bear mode Gaston, he's pulling it off.

And Emma Watson is beautiful
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>>87916937
>implying John Travolta isn't charming like Gaston
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>>87916988
Is Gaston secretly gay, too?
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>>87916844
Yeah this is kind of a miscast for me
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>>87916937
Before I clicked on the image I actually thought it was Bruce Campbell.
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>>87916917
To be fair, you can't really do justice to animated Gaston in live-action.

He has a wonderful design: on paper he's just an handsome, masculine guy, but they manage to make him look alternatively smug, douchey, ridiculous, grotesque, villainous or downright sinister.

I hope he's at least half as entertaining as the animated version.
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>>87916966
>And Emma Watson is beautiful
Fuck no. God she awful looking.
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>>87917009

He's French, of course he is. Same reason why he isn't even that manly.
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>>87917486
why couldn't they get this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VTMzBCqGKU
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>>87917009
Well, Hugh Jackman played him in the musical...
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>>87917009
He is being played by Luke Evans
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>>87917441
The thumbnail does look a lot like Bruce from Jack of All Trades
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>>87917596
Is he a fag? I don't know much about him.
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>>87916917
That was my reaction after watching the trailer. They've fucked up.
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I kinda liked Emma Watson before she went full tumblr
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>>87917531
Didn't he die?
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>I was a bit taken aback, naturally. I thought, 'Why? Why are we doing this over again?'

>But I guess, I don't know why they're doing it. But they are, and it will be interesting to see what they do with it...

>I don't quite know why they're doing it. I can't understand what they're going to do with it that will be better than what we've already done. And how they're doing it live --- it may turn out to be very entertaining and wonderful. It won't be like the cartoon that we did, but it's a good story --- it's one of the famous fairy stories that is known worldwide by children. Therefore, why not?

>I don't blame them for doing it. But, I'm sorry, they're not really on our territory. We did it as cartoon characters, and that is quite different from live actors.

http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1589000/angela-lansbury-has-some-really-blunt-thoughts-about-the-beauty--the-beast-remake
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>>87917729
Angela Lansbury is still alive?
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>>87916844
I'm sorry but it's impossible for me to see Emma Watson as Belle. She will forever be Hermione to me.
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>>87917494
Is this a meme? I'm not up to date with the latest memes...
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>>87917715
did he? that's sad
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>>87917729

i've started rationalizing these remakes with since none of the stories are actually original it's just another adaption.
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>>87917777
>doesn't want to see hermione playing belle
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>>87917715
Yea, died in the very gastony way. He's too perfect for this world.
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>>87917527
>He's French, of course he is. Same reason why he isn't even that manly.

Did a french fucked your mom or what ?
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>>87917802
Yeah, setting fireworks off on his head I think.
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>>87917914
oh shit! he was florida man?
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>>87916844

Gaston liked Belle because she didn't fawn all over him, like the hotter and bustier blonde triplets. As a hunter he was more interested in the hunt. She rejected him so he became obsessed with the pursuit.
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>>87917784
As someone who never got the appeal of Emma Watson, I'm as confused as yo are. All I've experienced is being universally told I'm wrong.
Weirdest part is even though I'm not interest in her I'm not as against her as this thread seems to be nor have I ever seen people be.
Fuck knows. /co/ loves being /co/ I guess.
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>>87917950
>It's no wonder that her name means beauty
>her looks have got no parallel

So, yeah. She was considered the prettiest girl in their village.
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>>87917441
Had the live action movie been done years earlier, he would have been the perfect Gaston. He's practically the real life version of him.
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>>87917527
>Same reason why he isn't even that manly.
Gaston is a dumbass and an asshole but I don't think the film ever actually revokes his masculinity. He tries to 1v1 the beast to the bitter end.
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Fucking autismal boys, pick up lines aren't canon. I bet you dipshits consider calling for a priest any time you hear that an angel fell out of heaven too.
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>>87917820
Essentially what's happening here is..
yknow how whenever poeple try to do a fairytale adaptation, the disney version is on their mind, but disney will sue them if they copy it too closely?
disney is just taking advantage of something that everyone wants to do, but only they CAN do

it's just weird because there are a lot better things they can also do
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>>87918090

>it's just weird because there are a lot better things they can also do

those things don't guarantee huge box office
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I love how Gaston has an actual gun in his hustler. You would think Disney would never show one ever again on screen.
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>>87917621
He is but there was kind of an attempt to re-closet him after the Hobbit movies. Didn't really last long as he'd been out for ages at that point.
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>>87917903
go surrender somewhere else
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>>87916844
>a manlier Gaston
Neat.
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>>87918014
>her looks have got no parallel

this is the thing that sang about her unparalleled beauty.

The best you can say is one bald old pig thinks so, and even then "unparalleled" might be only hyperbole.
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>>87918763
Even if she isn't attractive, she can still see all the other women in the village. She isn't comparing Belle just to herself.
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>>87916844
have you been in France?, Watson is a 12 for french standards.
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>>87918861
nowadays france is mostly brown and black people.
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>>87916844
She's pretty enough, she just doesn't pass for French, her mannerisms are too british.
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>>87917729
MONEY
O
N
E
Y

it's just cashing in on the nostalgia of the children who loved the movie then, who have the spending power as adults now. the live action literally looks like a frame by frame replication of the cartoon(minus probably that one scene with the three Gaston fangirls "pumping the water" with their tits because it's current year). it doesn't really offer anything else besides the experience of watching it on a different medium as a grown up.
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>>87918861
>>87919848
Gachetté.
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>>87917605

that show had the best intro ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VNsjjYRgjc
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>>87918763
>this is the thing that sang about her unparalleled beauty.
God dammit, Anon, I'm losing my shit.
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>>87916844

Would you rather sleep with the top half of Emma Watson who has the bottom half of Hulk Hogan or the top half of Hulk Hogan who has the bottom half of Emma Watson?
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>>87916844

It's not that Watson isn't hot(though I would also agree that she's not hot enough), she's just absolutely not the right TYPE of hot to play Belle.

Belle is supposed to be a classic beauty, the kind that can pass as a kid's idea of a princess, not abercombie model pretty. So it's super jarring to see her in the role.
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>>87917441
Great, now I'm imagining Faston with a chainsaw screaming about how he's going to kill the Beast.
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>>87920030
Former can suck my dick real nice while hiding the rest under a blanket.
Latter might aswell be any other chick with Hulk Hogan's top part of the body, Watson's lower body is nothing special.

Pretty easy choice.
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>>87916844
I think you mean her village. We never see more of france than that.
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>>87920269
>>87920036

You must either catch/pitch in both cases
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Is that Robbie Rotten
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>>87920428
Like I understand boreball terms.
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She's the prettiest girl in her small provincial town, not in all of France.
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>you will never suck on Emma Watson's milky white British toes

It hurts to live
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>>87920036
This. Watson is normal modern girl pretty but not a princess.
Emmy Rossum, I think, would've been a more appropriate choice.
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>>87920545
>hairy forearms
yeeeesh
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>>87920647
isn't she like 40 by now
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>>87920545
Why are footfags are so awful?
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>>87917976
She's an outspoken feminist, so to anyone sick of sjw culture shes marked as 'bad', and its a crime mentioning any of her positive qualities.
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>>87920545
one pregnancy and she is down the gutter
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>>87920428

Dude she's built like a boy, it'd be gayer if I did like her.
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>>87920788

>Implying she has any positive qualities
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How does the beast look like?
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The fuck are people complaining about Emma's beauty for? I can't believe you people, she's honestly a 9/10. This must have to do with her political views. That's only the logical thing I can think of for this faggotry.
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>>87918763
>Here in town there's only she, who's as beautiful as me

Gaston considers her the hottest girl
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>>87920733
She's 30. Dan Stevens is 34 and Luke Evans is 37 so it isn't like she'd stick out or anything.
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https://youtu.be/rZmgSEYzpaw
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>>87917715
nah i think it was a different gaston.
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>>87920545
In the new Reich footfags need to be executed on sight, no exceptions.
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please tell me this isn't the costume design for the actual movie
they do realize it's not a cartoon anymore, right?
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>>87920762
Why is your taste so shit
>>87925125
>alt-right NEETS think they wont be gassed by trump's deathcamps
kek
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>>87921847
>LISTEN BITCH
lmao
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>>87921847
>listen BITCH

every time
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>>87925574
>Why does a Disney live action fantasy have brightly colored clothing wahhhh

What a baby
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>>87916844
Gaston looks old enough to be her father.
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>>87917605
>>87919989

hail, brothers
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>>87926815
He's got eleven years on her.
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>>87920545
>wanting anything that belongs to emma watson in your mouth

disgusting
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>>87916844
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>>87916844
That chin...
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>>87916844
>>87917416
>>87917494
>>87917693
>>87918763

Go be shitty somewhere else.
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>>87920545
Unf-

>>87920705

Those aren't hairy forearms. I used to work with a chick who had hair on her forearms that she would occasionally trim *back* to an inch-and-a half in front of me *at work*.
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>>87921403

Yeah, that's about it, Anon.
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I don't understand why a well known feminist like Emma Watson would star in a movie about a woman falling in love with a man who keeps her locked in his castle after buying her from her father.
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>>87928185
Turns out being a harpy doesn't pay the bills
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>>87928070
Not your personal hugbox, faggot.
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>>87916844
If Gaston turns out to be a nice, if obnoxious guy who showers her with gifts and flowers and she just ends up being rude to him... fuck her, I'm going to go out for a few kegs with the man.
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>>87917729
>Questioning the validity of empty remakes and reboots is now "blunt".
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>>87916844
>No one deconstructs the patriarchy like Gaston!
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>>87919989
I had never heard of this till today but I want to watch every episode

'From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli
Sailin’ round the bloody world to defend democracy'

10/10 lyrics.
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>>87916844
This Gaston looks like Robbie Rotten's illegitimate son.
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>>87917784
Nerds turned on her after she became more open about her feminist views. Same thing was happening to Daisy Ridley (the actress all the former Emma Watson fans flocked to) before she deleted her social media after the initial backlash when she became slightly open with her opinions on the world.

It's basically people being unable to accept that actresses are people and not concepts, and despite playing beloved characters on TV, that doesn't mean their whole existence is for them to box into their personal fantasies.

There will always be a new brown-haired quirky "girl next door" of the week to replace the old ones once they decide to be themselves and break free from the constrains of that sort of image.
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>>87919904
Americans think all Europeans are British, so it won't matter.
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>>87916844
What's most ironic to me about this post is that the film's theme is inner beauty, but OP and anons ITT think Emma isn't worthy to play Belle because she's "not pretty enough".

They originally intended Belle in the cartoon to be very glamorously beautiful and sexy, but decided to tone it down and made her a bit more ordinary, so as to make her more relatable (they revealed this in the behind the scenes documentaries on the bluray), so then casting Emma- who is beautiful, but not in your face beautiful- suits the Disney rendition of her character perfectly fine.

And I think by making this thread OP, you only show how ugly you are on the inside.
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>>87928255
Savage.
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>>87928185
She secretly fantasises about it.
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>>87928185
She's unemployed, reads romance novels all day and squees about her fictional ships, then complains about boring provincial life while daydreaming of a better life that she herself is unwilling to work for because it's easier to lose herself in her fictional worlds while mooching off of her dad's income. Sounds like a typical tumblr feminist to me.
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>>87916844
Gaston looks like a slightly buffed gootecks
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>>87928185
feminist=/=feminazi Idk?
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>>87916844
Disney don't make beautiful princesses any more, look at the gormless gasping mong they got to play Aurora and the square jawed hulk that was Cinderella.
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>this thread would rather watch a BLACKED version than this.
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>>87928940
Well said, anon
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>>87916844
Considering the time period the movie is set in, she probably would be the best looking one in the country.
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Gaston looks buff enough.
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>>87917605
Now, Bruce Campbell as Gaston would have been freaking awesome... sad it is too years too late....
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The most offending thing about that movie is the ballgown.
The cast is okay as far as I can tell.
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>>87917531

No one blows his own head off like Gaston!
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Love is blind.
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>>87917486
This makes me want to rewatch BATB just for Gaston.
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What if Emma schlicked to Belle's porn to prepare for the role?
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>>87917729

Based lansbury telling it like it is
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>>87916844
>Prettiest girl in France is an English chick

lel
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>>87916917
You can't really do justice to Gaston, you'd need a great looking guy who is also as big as Schwarzenegger.

That guy looks okay other than being skinny as fuck.
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>>87917914
That was another Gaston.
He's alive and well.
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>>87919989
If this is even half as good as Adventures of Brisco County Jr then I'm all for it.
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>>87920453
Unfortunately no
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>>87930854
This triggers my autism so fucking much, its one of my most hated tropes in cinematic history.
Why the fuck does Hollywood do this? No matter what "foreign" country in Europe the setting is based on, the people always have fucking British accents, or played by obvious fucking English actors.
>1700s French setting? British accents.
>1920s German setting ? British accents.
>Ancient Greece setting? British accents.
>Roman Empire setting? BRITISH FUCKING ACCENTS
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>>87930947
I just watched Brisco a few months ago, great fucking show
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>>87917829
I just want to see Emma without having to ear her feminist opinions. I mean, Hermione had this trait too with S.P.E.W., but somehow that seemed less obnoxious.
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>>87931021
Because Hollywood is a circlejerk of nepotism and foreign actors beside UK ones aren't welcome.
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>>87928940
>Daisy Ridley (the actress all the former Emma Watson fans flocked to)

I have flocked to Emma since the Philosopher's Stone back in 2001 and I have no interest in Daisy the xenomorph. My dick still responds to Hermione first and foremost. Even though she's become less of a subject of desire through her political views.
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>>87919989

Always nice to find Bruce fans

>>87917441
>>87917605
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>>87931274
The Hermione thing wasn't obnoxious because it was clearly a subtle jab/done for kicks

Hermiione may have had a valid point but nobody cares because nobody cared to begin with and being annoying about it isn't going to make anyone care

same goes for emma and her feminism
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>>87917748
91 is the new 70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOy7eVjz-2I
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>>87928185
>I don't understand why a well known feminist like Emma Watson would star in a movie about a woman domesticating a man – who was cursed as a boy for acting out male power tropes on a female magic wielder – after extracting money from him for her proletariat father.
ftfy
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>>87917531
What a sport.

I don't envy role players though. I would jump off the deep end with method acting because of my autism.
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>>87917729
>My favorite nanny
>My favorite Brachiosaurus
>My favorite teacup

How can one lady be so based?
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Emma Watson sure got ugly in adulthood.
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>>87933686
As opposed to being that awkward-looking little girl?
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>>87929085
Dude, when people called her character Ray a Mary Sue she went full feminazi and said that Mary Sue is a female therefore sexist. That strikes me more as dumb rather than opening up your ideas
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>>87916966
>Emma Watson is beautiful
She's average looking, terrible actress, and a shrill voice that I can't see anyone enjoying
Plus her views are pretty stupid
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>>87928940
She's alright but TFA was not good
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>>87933922
I think you meant to reply to >>87928940
but what actually made her delete was when she expressed sadness over gun violence. She didn't even side with black lives matter or bluelivesmatter, just made a general statement that the violence was upsetting, but everyone assumed whichever "side" she was on and attacked her. It was bad. John Boyega ended up making a statement about it on his instagram to reassure fans she was fine but she was taking a break from social media.
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>>87916844
>Le Emma Watson sucks thread

Nice maymay , pal

Go on and proceed to explain to everyone how feminism ruined her good looks
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>>87934123
I still think she's beautiful but, if you genuinely dislike someone as a person it actually can make them less physically attractive to you.

To be honest though I don't even know what she did to make /pol/ and /co/ hate her so much. She us a feminist yeah but she seems to be more of a classic feminist that still believes women should aspire to success academically and financially and carry themselves with decorum and respect. She wears modest and plain clothes, and has a calm and respectful personality, and cares about men's rights. She uses the label feminist for clickbait but I feel like her views are more egalitarian in nature.
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>>87921403
You never see a woman in person right?
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>>87916844
>prettiest girl in France
only the prettiest girl in the shithole where the story takes place. And even then, the Disney cartoon already clearly states it's a lot about her being smart and educated more than the tits (see : the 3 blonde sluts)
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>>87934846
Beauty is a lot more dependent on your aura than your looks in a lot of cases.
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>>87933922
>Mary Sue

Must you?
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>>87928255

Wow are you ever awful.
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>>87934215
Emma Watson isn't "sexy" beautiful though. She's "cute" beautiful. Which is just as good, but in a different way.

>>87935253
So basically, Belle had the looks AND the class.
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>>87916959
This.

OP do you really think it's canon that she's the prettiest girl in the whole country?
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>>87936194
>being this sensitive to 4chan bantz
You're not gonna make it
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>>87936336

But does she have the ass,
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>>87916844
I'm more upset at the racial casting of a British slag playing a French mademoiselle.
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>>87920705
I've made it better for you anon.

> you will never suck on Emma Watson's milky white British hairy forearms
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>>87916917
First post best post
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>>87931477

>sounds incredible still despite her never really having a what you'd think is a great singing voice.


You forget how great the writing was in classic disney before they went to pop stars singing tunes written by broadway writers.
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>>87916844

Why is she wearing a dress designed for someone with actual cleavage? Looks Cosplay tier
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>>87929085
Well, it is 4chan after all.
You could expect anons complaining she is:
A: Ugly
B: A SJW
C: Tumblr
D: Insert your own comment here
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>>87934215
You understand the actual meaning of feminism is egalitarian, don't you? It's only a clickbait term in the assorted hugboxes.
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>>87937874
>feminism is egalitarian

It's all faggotry.

Gender equality under the law has been achieved. There are no rights that women or men lack in the West. At this point they're just bitching that sexual dimorphism is a biological reality.
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>>87930947
It is much shorter than Brisco County, and 100% a comedy. Nothing is taken seriously, it is very over the top, very anachronistic, and a lot of fun.
And it has Verne Troyer as Napoleon Bonaparte.
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arent people attracted to emma watson from a fetish they picked up from harry potter

naturally it's not going to work for a lot of people

she has poor screen presence for the role
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>>87936336
Emma is a cuddle bunny.
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>>87930795
I would hope and expect her to do that, and be thorough in doing so, in fact I think the director should demand that.
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>>87916844

In fairness, we're talking about France, so she easily qualifies.
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