Every Simpsons Ever: Thread #1

I will watch it until we have to go out, but I expect nonstop threads for the next bunch of days, /co/.

Anyone got a stream?

I missed the first marathon a couple years back. How were those threads?

>>87910826
Got comfy as soon as we hit the digital ink era tbqh.

>>87910834
I'm strappin in then.

Who else is ready for another two weeks of DA LEEG ON FXX?

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Oh shit I thought it started to tomorrow.

Who was here for the first Every Simpsons Ever?

Stream?

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Shit, my mom wants to watch the dog show.

Who's the celebrity guest this episode?! Where's my shoehorned pop culture?! WHY IS LISA NAKED?!

>>87910915
I was, and I practically missed all the good episodes

>Naked Lisa

L...LEWD

>>87910915
I was. Such a time it was.

No stream?

RIP Snowball I

>>87910985
Yeah, what the heck.

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I forgot how Season 1 Simpsons was confused on how it wanted to be. It didn't know if it wanted to be a comedy or a drama.

Member when Bart was the INFAMOUS HELLION?

Member the Shitty Little Elves?

Is the music playing way too loud or is just me?

>>87911356
The audio balance does seem a bit off.

>>87911342
I'm surprised they haven't revisited that in the past six years. It practically writes itself.

>>87911128
Season 2 was the same way but it did the drama a LOT better

>He's a loser, he's pathetic he's... a Simpson

I forgot how heartwarming earlier episodes could be

Did they really film 600 commercials of that guy?

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>tfw You enjoy the first episode better as a stand alone special with zero connection to the rest of the series

So, no link?

>>87911449
Diogee, go home!

He's not supposed to be posting on 4chan.

I'm watching FXNOW without sound and subtitles. It's not the same.

Who /watchingepisodesondvdbecausenoFXX/ here

I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK

Member the old old intro?

Shit I forgot about the original opening. Wonder why the dropped it?

EAT MY SHORTS

rip kwyjibo

kwijibo is slang for internet troll then?

Member when Skinner actually intimidated Bart?

>Skinner's reaction to the signature
Every time.

Fun trivia: Pryor was going to be more a recurrer at first, collaborating with Skinner to find ways to get Bart out of Springfield Elementary.

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It's so weird going back and seeing early Simpsons and seeing how much has changed.

>Martin was Bart's antagonist
>Skinner actually intimidated Bart
>Homer was actually a caring and responbile father
>Lisa actually acted like a smart kid instead of a know it all bitch

>Mellon
>Krabappel
It took me until last year to get that.

>tfw no Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes™

who's a more loving father?

Bob or Season 1 homer?

>>87911751
Bob

>FXX promos only use new episodes

reeeeee

>LET'S ALL GO OUT FOR FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES™!

IT BEGINS

HARDY HAR HAR

>>87911750
Would have been cool for them to sprinkle in the Tracy Ullman shorts at random intervals.

Member when Otto just wasn't a walking drug joke?

Bart gets all the pucci

Member black Smithers?

>>87912082
No

The world is lame and politics is a shitshow and stuff is probably gonna get bad.

But there's nothing cozier than watching early Simpsons and forgetting all the troubles for just a while.

Happy Thanksgiving /co/.

Member when Moe's Tavern had saloon doors?

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>Homer literally tries to commits suicide and it's not played for laughs

Does legion look good to you guys?

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>Homer going to kill himself because he feels like a failure for losing his job
I completely forgot about this episode. This is fucking dark and heavy. I'm so glad they shifted focus and made The Simpsons more comical. Watching season 1 and parts of season 2 of the Simpsons is too fucking depressing

Member the simpsons' old neighbors?

stream?

>black smithers
>that crowd

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Chris Latta as Mr. Burns. Sweet.

>>87912523
>Wait Mr. Burns, I'm still alive!
>WANNA BET, SIMPSON?

Funny how this is how Homer got his stable job.

>>87910915
It was so great watching it with you guys.

>>87912523
I think he was Moe too.

>old homer loses his job
>almost kills himself

>modern homer loses his job
>goes on an adventure with (x) celebrity before the celeb asks burns to give him his job back as a favor

So when exactly do these episodes get good? How much longer? They're not bad just boring as fuck

Damn,I missed the couch gag.

http://uproxx.com/tv/here-is-the-complete-schedule-of-every-episode-of-fxxs-the-simpsons-marathon/

Here's the schedule from the last marathon. Just truncate the times by 2 hours

Man, I think this show hit its peak of peaks in seasons 3 and 4. What an absolute shell of its former self it is two decades later.

>drunk Marge

>>87912627
It picks up a lot in Seasons 2 and 3, though the show's trademark humor doesn't really start soaring until Season 4.

Member white Lou?

Is there a stream for none Americucks?

>Homer, you're a big disappointment

I don't remember Mona saying that

Member Dr. Marvin Monroe?

>>87913000
He was never popular

>>87912996
This whole episode is some kind of weird mirror universe. Even for Season 1, it's an odd duck characterization-wise.

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>>87913033
Funny you should say that

When does Phil Hartman join the show?

Remember when the Simpsons had semi-realistic financial troubles?

>>87913113
Bart Gets Hit By A Car, I believe.

So is there a stream link or what? Most people don't even get FXX so what's the point?

500 SMACKERS

>realistic flesh tones

kek

>double your money back

Wow he was so naive

>tfw status quo means they stay with the shitty TV

quit/drop after season 8 right? or was it 7?

>>87913275
It increases by one season per year.

>>87913275

10

Member when Nelson was bad news?

Memeber when Nelson had henchmen other than Jimbo or Kearney?

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>>87913290
>>87913331
Heh

DED BORT?

DEAD BART

Why is Lisa so lewd

Eh, it won't hit the golden years until late season 3.

>>87913275

Last time there was a marathon you could see how everyone's morale dropped the deeper we got in the marathon.

I think around the last season or so we were barely filling one thread because of how slow it had gotten

>>87913474
Right now are the member when years

No stream?

>>87910612
I live in Canadia and have no such channel.

Enjoy it, until like season 11 or so and you can't anymore.

>>87913486
I remember towards the end there were a number of posters who were surprised the more recent episodes didn't suck as much as they had been told.

>>87913530
That's because the threshold of ITS NOT THAT BAAAAD BRO simpsons seasons gets a little more lenient with each passing year

Member when the retirement home was a dilapidated building?

Member Herman?

Well they still kind of use him I guess.

>>87913614
Originally Herman was going to show up more often, and have a different story about how he lost his arm each time.

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>>87913275
>tfw I like season 11 and 12

Grandpa Simpson is the worst fucking character on the show. Same goes for Grandpa Marsh from South Park.

>>87913665

Oh you.

>this episode was genuinely considered controversial when it aired

>>87913665
>Hating on Abe

Were you raped by your grandpa or something?
Grampa Simpson is goddamn great.

I can't stand FX commercials. It's nearly unbearable at this point.

How can you gives watch the entire marathon live?

>>87913665
>Who is Lisa Simpson when they decided to make her a bleeding heart liberal
>Who are Matt Stone and Trey Parker when they decided to get involved in politics
It's just like Family Guy, the second they decided to stop being a cartoon comedy about a family or kids at school and started pushing political agenda it starts getting shittier with each passing episode.

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>trilogy

Oh I member.

Are they including the movie after episode 400 like they did last time?

>star wars trilogy

Membered too hard..

>>87913818
FX GOT THE MOVIES

>>87913846

Most likely.

>tfw you will never play vidya with your dad again.

>>87913996
What did you play with him?

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I love these early episodes so much. I really didn't appreciate them when I was a kid, but the off-beat animation and brilliant writing just made the show so special.

Member when Bleeding Gums Murphy wasn't even in Tapped Out?

>Lisa with these first world problems

Pfft, fuck you Lisa. Such a little shit with your below sub-par problems.

>>87914149
Mario Kart 64, mainly

/v/ BTFO

>lisa is depressed
>Just smile!
>Don't be yourself and people will like you

Holy shit this is hitting hard.

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Why is Marge such a cunt?

>Cutting off the game in the middle of match.

Jesus christ Marge if there wasn't so much porn of you I'd could never forgive you.

>these very slight and subtle continuity references throughout all of season 1

I didnt member that..

>>87914351
Like when in episode 3, Ms. Krabapel talked about a kid who lost his arm on a school bus, then Herman talked about losing his arm on a school bus? Yea.

>>87914369
Herman also talked about losing his arm in one of those bowling ball return thingies.

>>87914369
And then right here where the song mentions Bart stealing cupcakes

These "HD" episodes of the early seasons look really bad.

Member Flanders?

What are some good Nu Zombie Simpsons episodes to look out for?

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>"What the HELL are you talking about, sir?"

ANON! Turn that off right now! I will not have you watching trash in this house!

Did he just say pulled a few boners?

>>87914749
The Book Job

Steal This Episode

Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind

Bart sneaks into a movie theater and forgets his skateboard on the street.

S U N D A Y S C H O O L

>nostalgia

Feels good man. Good thing I'm on the ground floor this time for this.

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>season 2 doesn't start until Six

Oh boy, it's the hour long Marge hypocrisy block.

No links?

>>87915533
Channel 50.

>>87915571
You mean 109?

BRUNCH
R
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C
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Where does one sign up for the lovemaking competition?

Please stream

I am not american

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>239 pounds was consider comically overweight in 1990

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>>87915835

Your overly corpulent exceptionally promiscuous mothers house, obviously.

>>87916052
>tfw 215lbs and Homer Simpson body type

>>87916090
>it mentions in an early episode Homer is 34
>34
>Thirty
>Fucking
>Four
>tfw I realize I'm almost as old as Homer
>weigh more than him
>not fucking bald though

Shit. Homer must really have the shit end of the genetics pol. I mean, ok, I'm fatter, but at least I'm not bald.

This episode was way ahead of its time. It's just like tweeting something lewd and everyone seeing it.

Dem tiddies tho

I forgot the intro had that bus stop part.

Member when Spanky's mom used to love him

I like to play with you!

>explosives are toys
>white "people"

>Magic french cookie makes Bart fluent.

Are there zero streams? Someone's gotta have an answer

Didn't the bring back the French guys in a recent episode?

Stinky Frenchman

1% argument 26 years ago.

how long until episode 12 starts?

>>87916874
10 min

>>87916874
9 minutes anon

Do you think you would get sick if you ate 600 donuts over the course of 300 hours

or can the human body handle one donut every 30 minutes

>>87916880
>>87916903

thank you friends

t. cableless faggot watching along online

>>87916942
Where are you watching it m80

>>87916973
I have dvds for season 3-8 but im watching 1 on kisscartoon and 2 on my dvd-rip personal files

Really wish there was a stream but im sure one will pop up considering it only started a few hours ago

>>87916919
I imagine it won't kill you, but it probably won't be good at all for your body.

>I didn't do it

So Krusty was saying that 4 years before Bart made it popular?

That damn krusty face

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>A113

>>87916175
Homer can't control being bald
What's your excuse

>34
So back when this episode aired, Marge was born in 1954. Now she was born in 1982.

>>87917793
*1956, I mean.

>Leave Pedro!?
kek

Granny?!

I find that babysitter oddly boner inducing.

BAPA
BAPA BAPA BAPA BAPA BAPA BAPA BAPA
BA BA BA

>>87917997
>60fpsvs30fps

WE SEASON 2 NOW

>>87917955
Seriously, was that June Foray?

And now the opening we all know and love.

>>87918228
Not until it plays the Saxophone during the Chief Wiggum part of the intro

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>>87918213
>No... you don't understand. I tried this time, I really tried. This is as good as I could do but I still failed!

>>87913834
South Park was political from Season 1, even if it wasn't the focus.

>>87917997
That's some god tier animation

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>>87918278

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>>87918278
Fuck this episode

What is it about the the pacing/direction of these early Simpsons?

It's like the the actual conflict or plot doesn't start until late into the episode. Not that it's a bad thing. It feels so different than what television does today.

>>87918480

i think it's just how TV has changed in 30 years

Have you ever been like Bart in this scenario?

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>that fear
>that anxiety
>that despair

>>87918490

No when I try hard enough I usually succeed. Eventually at least. My failures in life have mostly been because I was afraid to try.

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>>87918490
3rd year in college and i flunked like for the 4th time in an class and i think i will a 5th time soon

>>87918490
I failed a subject once in Middle school, spent a couple days in Summer School and got my credit.

Made me feel like school was a complete joke.

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>>87918490

Every day of my life.

>>87918490
Failed a class every year from 5th grade until I graduated high school. Never was a disruptive student, had good attendance, teachers enjoyed having me. I was lazy and tired. Got better when I got to college though since the curriculum fit my lifestyle better and I was enjoying what I went to school for.

>>87918490
I don't even have a highschool diploma but that's more of my own dumbass fault

Holy moly those moms.

Was that sideshow Bob?

This episode is a human achievement in storytelling.

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Will The Simpsons ever have this much emotion again? This was so perfect. I want more emotional Simpsons

I completely forgot how hard that episode would hit me emotionally.

>>87918770
No. Now is your chance to be reminded.

Ending ruins the moment. Shouldn't have pussed out.

I miss Karl. I'm glad he never came back.

Why is Karl best boy

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>Hair changed Homer's life

Good thing i didn't start losing my hair at 18

Karl was such a cool one-off character.

>you will never have a season 2 Marge

Hope there's a stream up before the golden age seasons start.

Lets get spooky!

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where do i get a Karl

>>87918490
yes, the episode always hit home, as to why i always avoided watching it when i was a kid
just to close

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>>87919337
Why aren't you american?

>Gandhi

Kek

How Homer cook burger so fast?

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Always found the last ToH to be stupid. Those aliens acted way too weird to not have any kind of ulterior motive.

>>87919712
Brah thats the point.

>>87919712
shut up Lisa

James Earl Jones is a treat

Man, Castellanetta did an awesome job on that reading. Makes you appreciate the talent that used to go into this show.

Wasn't there a leaked recording of Dan breaking down while recording lines for a recent episode? Heard about it but never seen it.

Oh good, these threads are still going.

>>87919893
The "take thy beak from out my heart" reading is one of Dan's finest moments, I feel. The effortless way he switches from that incredibly emotional read to Homer trying to control his temper is amazing.

>Early season Burns voice

It always feels weird to me hearing it.

Did we already go past Bart gets an F? I hope so, the feels get me every time.

Marge is such a bitch in this one.

HES TRYING TO KEEP HIS JOB, YA DUMB BROAD.

Yet everyone says Lisa is the bad one.

Literally this past election.

That burns banner needs to be a reaction image.

>>87920208
Only with Burns rewriting the ending.

Also:
>17/600
>Lisa on Ice on the TV

>>87920274
>17/600
How long is this supposed to take.

>>87920349

13 days.

>>87914460
I'm not watching, but is it the cropped, upscaled versions still?

Fuck Marge.
>>87920363
Fuck everything.

>>87920456
Yep.

>>87920456
Yeah. You can watch the 4:3 originals with the FX app

What an odd character design. You'd never see that today.

Maggie's going to remember that, Burns.

So can someone stream this for UK anons?? Or will this post be ignored too.

>Lisa's the only one still standing at attention
Adorable.

Also, this game announcer is voiced by the episode's writer.

>>87910859
The League ended awhile ago

Heh, Tony Bennet was in the Macy's parade today.

He...didn't look good.

Huh, there wasn't a real conflict, just homer telling a story.

I like that.

Huh, I never realized that Homer said "holy moly" so much in the earlier seasons.

I caught several of the episodes from the first season while at my cousins. I've forgotten just how much of a stick in the mud Marge used to be. Which hilariously contrasted to one of the network bumps during the commercials where Maggie is entranced by the TV. Bart and Lisa took on the role of being concerned that this isn't good for her, but Marge was acting rather negligent saying "She likes it!" even after Maggie hissed like a feral cat when they changed the channel.

>>87921226
They probably tried to push it as a catchphrase before D'oh became so much easier to adapt and use.

>>87921305
Like with Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes™?

>season two
>still pushing frosty chocolate milkshakes

>>87921323
>Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes

SURE!

>>>>they ACTUALLY went for frosty chocolate milkshakes

>>87920983
>The League
I was enjoying the show until the episode where they accidently eat the guinea pig. You could say it left a bad taste in my mouth.

At what point in the show does Dan's Homer voice mellow out into modern Homer?

>>87921490
Halfway through season 3

Friendly reminder that Bart did nothing wrong

This announcer is glorious.

>its a flanders gets pretty darn diddley pissed episode

>Thanksgiving episode
>ON Thanksgiving

Really makes you think...

Member when Maggie was a literal baby and fell on the floor constantly?

Mom its broken mom its broken

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>bringing food to Thanksgiving is bad

get dancin dancin dancin dancin

Member marges mom?

RELEASE THE HOUNDS

Were Homer and Marge in the wrong?

ITS YOUR FAULT I CANT TALK

It is all Bart's fault.

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>smithers makes an entire feast
>burns just wanted some pumpkin pie
just like normal thanksgiving

>>87922286
Nah, Bart was a piece of shit.

>>87922286
everyone was at fault in someway, but everyone learned their lesson on their own
new simpsons would just shit on bart the entire episode while he's gone and lisa would never feel bad for bart leaving

>you will never fuck up thanksgiving and life gives you another c o m f y chance to try it the next morning in pajamas with a plate full of sandwiches and frosty chocolate mikshakes

>>87922390
>you will never have a cutie little sister who kisses you

What ep are we on, and how far into it? Yuropoorean joining in by streaming the eps individually

>>87922453
Bart the Daredevil

>you will never see truckasaurus

>>87922507
You could always just watch Truckasaurus the movie

>episode is called "Bart the Daredevil"
>sixteen minutes in and the plot hasn't even started it's just been DUDE TRUCKASAURUS LMAO

And people said Zombie Simpsons took too long to get to the plot

Member when Dr. Hibbert didn't laugh

Oh boy.... the gorge jump

>>87922713
>Episode is called "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
>They never roasted over the open fire
Fucking shit

>>87922713
First two seasons are INCREDIBLY slow. Not really that incredibly funny either.

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>>87911693
Compare to the newest seasons

>Martin is now a sissy borderline gay nerd
>Skinner is an universal pushover with "DUDE NAM LMAO"
>Homer hates his family and is a complete retard
>Lisa is a borderline Mary Sue who's always right

>>87922742
Yeah it's weird how serious he is. I thought he'd laugh when Bart goes 'Thanks Dr Hibbert, I really learned my lesson'

That dudes gonna die from eating all those donuts isn't he?

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...Did they just skip the other scene of him falling down the cliff? What?

>>87923006
They thought millennials wouldn't remember

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>ambulance immediately crashes into the tree

Fucking perfect comedic timing

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>>87923021

That sucks. Whats the point of running EV'RY SEEMPSUNS EVAR if they're gonna cut scenes?

>>87922967
Either that and/or they've got a major fat suit planned for the later stages.

>>87923006
I think the second fall might only be seen in the clip show for some reason.

>>87923068
FXX only airs the syndicated versions unfortunately.

>>87923006
No?

Member when Krusty wasn't a pessimistic OY VEY GOYIM misanthrope celebrity and was genuinely just a wacky kids entertainer?

member when simpsons was good?

NO FUCKING STREAM LINK?

>tfw Itchy and Scratchy used to parody old cartoons using over the top gore and violence
>nowadays it is 100% outclassed by the actual gore and violence in modern cartoons

Member when Krusty was illiterate and then they just retconned it?

>>87923194
>old cartoons using over the top gore and violence
The worst that Tom and Jerry ever got was giving Tom the guillotine off screen. Otherwise, it's just stuff like Tom getting poked in the ass or blackface gags stemming from firecrackers going off in character's faces

Roger Myer Jr. is such an inglorious asshole.

>>87923357
>blackface gags
MAMMY

LEMONADE?

>>87923360
Alex Rocco's voice is fantastic

I'd watch these, but Telefe shows the old episodes all the time

Inb4 unavela.jpg

LEMONADE?

Lol, they ran out of commercials for me and all it says is litterally "Commercial time" on screen.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

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>tfw no Itchy and Scratchy SOL cartoon

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>This Saturday?

>>87923498
>>87923513
PLEASE

These kinder, gentler Itchy and Scratchy episodes are probably also a parody of the later Tom and Jerry cartoons where they weren't allowed to show violence and the two became buddies and Jerry started wearing a tie for some reason.

I don't think those have even been shown since the '70s; Boomerang and Cartoon Network are content to show the Deitch and Filmation shorts but not the kinder, gentler Tom and Jerry.

That was Zombie Simpsons tier plot wrap-upping

>>87923621
Wash the taste out of your mouth with some based Phil Hartman

Is this only episode to actually have the title onscreen like that?

DED BORT

THERE HE IS

>>87923734
One of the only ones.

That's literally one of my favorite jokes ever, how they show the title just so it can come up right as he gets it.

>>87923734
Four, according to the Ultimate Episode Guide: This one, Telltale Head, 22 Short Films About Springfield, and The 138th Episode Spectacular.

>>87923782
gets HIT, that is.

Gets hit and dies and goes to hell.

>You not to be here till next time Yankees win the Pennant
>Yankees win 5 years later

SIMPSONS PREFICTED YHE FUTURE
WRITERS HAVE BEST SENSE

>>87911461
kek

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Shieeet Just got in. We're already on season 2?

>Dr. Nick
>Lionel Hutz
>Burns
Three of my favorite characters all
Here and Mr. Hutz!

Is there a stream?

I miss how blunt characters can be in Simpsons.
>Are you trying to get me drunk?
>Yes

Isn't 500,000 what they'd get after Hutz's fees?

>>87924102
If they took the settlement would they still have to pay Hutz?

>>87924102
Yes, that's the entire joke

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Less than 10 minutes until we get a feels episode. Are you prepared?

>Marge ruins everything again

>>87924166
That seems to happen a lot in these early seasons.

QUESTION OF THE NIGHT

WAS MARGE RIGHT?

>>87924191
no

Fuck you Marge

>>87924191
if it was anyone else they getting money from yes
but its fucking Mr. Burns

>homer forgave marge because beer

>>87924249
He was also under pressure being confronted in public like that. Was he gonna say no in front of everyone?

>>87924249
He didn't forgive her. He just let his feelings toward her build up inside until he hit his limit and had his affair with Mindy.

>>87924280
Was there ever a what if homer never married Marge and his life was better off?

>>87924313
The episode with Mindy.

>>87924313
Isn't the one where she marries Marty Ziff like that for Homer?

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>It's a meatloaf night

poison
poison
poison
AH TASTY FISH

>pumpkin pie
>Old Simpsons episodes
It's a comfy night. Happy Thanksgiving /co/.

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>s i m p s o n w a v e
>i n c o m i n g

I remember the first marathon. I expected when they got to the zombie seasons, the threads would be full of screaming autists posting Caps Lock rants and greentexts about how terrible this shit was, but instead everyone just kind of stopped watching and the threads became a ghost town.

>When sushi was considered "exotic"
I noticed this same thing on Doug a few months ago and it's so fucking weird to look at now.

>>87924391

Well, yeah. People aren't going to waste time on bad episodes. Not even trolls, because no one is gonna argue anything about episodes that terrible.

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>DAD THIS FOOD IS NOT HEALTHY LETS GO EAT SUSHI!
>k
>Homer almost dies because of trying to eat healthy

Even on early seasons Lisa is a shit

We're still on thread 1? Wow

>>87924464
Not as popular as last year

>>87924413
it was the 90s

>>87924464
No stream posted yet, so not many /co/mrades are posting about it.

>>87917792
>Homer can't control being bald
https://youtu.be/ARy1DINhGxs

I love how the old animation doesn't translate well to HD. So charming.

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>>87924492
I like to imagine majority of /co/ has family and are busy with thanks giving!

>>87924492

I have FXNOW. If I knew how to stream my browser i totally would.

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>24 hours to live
>sleeping at all

>>87924616
>implying Homer could ever not sleep
Also he misspelled 'intimate' as 'intamit' on his bucket list.

Imagine if they actually killed him off.

It used to piss me off SO MUCH that Marge didn't wake him up. Like what the fuck.

>>87924474

Year before last.

>>87924464
I blame it being Thanksgiving.

FUCK THE POLICE

>>87924689
homer is dead.jpeg

>>87924464
It will probably pick up when we get into the good/great seasons.

Remember when Barney was an actual character?

Also, plowing Marge would be a pretty good way to go.

So, if you were actually poisoned, you'd be in serious pain, right?

>>87924895
Depends on the poison.

>>87924895
Depends on the specific poison, I think fugu just makes you go catatonically numb all over if I remember correctly.

Are you living your life to the fullest /co/?

>>87924895
Depends on your definition of poison. Some neurotoxins and paralytics just make you numb.

>>87924924
I'm on 4chan, so of course not.

>>87924924
Well, I'm basically doing exactly what Homer is doing after saying so, so I'd say yes.