>Look, these last few months have been great Oh, yes. What

She likes the human sex. She enjoys it. She thinks it's fantastic.

Rose got herself some of that HumaniD

>>87889871
But how can she orgasm? She's a Gem.

better question: why is this the only good flashback episode, and is there any hope for Three Gems and a Baby at this point?

>>87889930
Rose and Greg were cute together, and no.

>>87889920
you'll just have to go to a convention and ask Sugar yourself

Rose needs to lose a few pounds and diet if you know what I'm saying

>>87889990
How would a gem diet?

>>87890002
lots of minerals

>>87890021
Eeeeeeeeyyyy

>>87889672

That Greg is an exceptional lover. And apparently he's not her first, so go Greg.

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>>87889672
>>87889871
>>87889920
>>87890056
>>87890021

>>87890021
kek

>>87891765
Who was her first

>>87889672
He's been giving her the dick.

Because she's a slutty humanboo that has been fucking dudes throughout human history.

>>87892130
It don't matter. None of this matters.

>>87892159
yes it does

>>87892153
She's been around 10,000 years. You think someone could go all that time without fucking?

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>>87889672

>>87892271
When their species doesn't actually fuck at all naturally? Yes.

>>87889672
THEY'RE FUCKING

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>>87889672
Goddammit just look at this sassy slut.

How many early human cultures did she corrupt into being sicc for thicc with her gigantic alien form and string of earthling fuckbuddies?

What do you even call this reverse-Captain Kirk situation?

>>87889672
>greg's probably the best lover of history
wew

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>>87892548
He was a handsome guy before the stress of trying to regularly satisfy an insatiable alien goddess caused his body to start wearing out at an increased rate.

>>87892130

King Scorpion.

>>87892159

What DOES matter? We're having fun, sourpuss.

>>87892271

Probably less than 10,000 years. She was created on Earth, according to Bismuth. Then again, we don't actually know how long full colonization takes.

>>87892479

"corrupt"? Giving humans the idea of a goddess who loves laughter and sensuality, believes all life is sacred, indeed sees the beauty in anything, will defend the defenseless and whose tears heal wounds - that is corruption?

What is the inverse of 'corruption'?

>>87892872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVwa6t_Apo

>>87892479
You mean with those fake-ass implant titties?

>>87892872

Purification.

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>>87893165
Fuck you anon, her body is ENTIRELY natural tangible-light projections from her magical gem core!

>>87889672
Smashing those big pink titties

>>87889990
Fucking body positivity

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>>87889920
Maybe she doesn't?

Maybe she really just gets off on giving humans orgasms because orgasms are beautiful explosions of pleasure and satisfaction, and they fascinate her?

Physically, she has quite a stacked form, and can provide many options for male orgasm: Titfucks, assjobs/hotdogging, thigh-fucking, soft silky handjobs, and blowjobs from those big pillowy lips are all possible.

>>87892130
Probably some sort of caveman. It wouldcertainly explain her fascination for Greg.

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Would you fuck a watermelon /co/?

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So considering how Rose treated human as inferiors before meeting Greg, do you think she attempted to form relationships with other "inferior Earth lifeforms" before she met him?

Do you think Pearl ever walked in on Rose fucking some poor, defenseless animal?

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>>87889672
>Greg gives some of the best dick in human history

Pearl never stood a chance.

>>87894587
already have

>>87894978
Its alright, Pearl now has a human vagina of her own to dry her salty tears with

>>87894869
Yes, she did. But that was after Rose met Greg, not before.

Do you think Amethyst has ever experimented with fleshy sex?

>>87895388
With Greg

>>87895522
While shapeshifted as Rose.

>>87894869
What do you think that pack of lions was about?

>>87889920
>>87894309
People can enjoy sex without orgasms as well, so that's that too

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>You're awfully cute and I want to play with you

Rose he's a man not a puppy

YOU COULD ALMOST SAY THAT HE GAVE HER DEMAYO

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>>87897364
JAJAJAJA

>>87892159
Frowney pls go

>>87897322
Like it makes a difference to her

>>87897250
what

>>87894869
men, women, kids. she fucked everything she wanted

>>87897545
I have dated a couple girls that got too tired/sore/sensitive before I could orgasm, it didn't stop being fun to have sex with them.

>>87897588
>kids
/aco/ pls leave

>>87897619
But there was at least some pleasure involved, due to the nerve endings in the penis. Why would a gem have a clitoris or nerve ending in the crotch?

>>87889930
>Story for Steven
boarded by Joe Johnston and Jeff Liu
>We Need to Talk
boarded by Hilary Florido, Katie Mitroff, and Rebecca Sugar
>The Answer
boarded by Lamar Abrams and Katie Mitroff
>Greg the Babysitter
boarded by Lamar Abrams and Katie Mitroff

the storyboard team pattern (which has only been defied once post-Too Short to Ride) is Raven and Paul -> Hilary and Zuke -> Lamar and Katie -> Colin and Jeff

>>87897656
For the same reason they can get pregnant I guess? Materialize whatever the fuck you've read on some biology books, however orgasms are subjective and more related to, what I believe to be, dolphin and human exclusive feelings of actions that signal back to pleasure.
I theorize that a gem can make nerve endings (probably how they feel some type of pain in the first place, which they do, to warn themselves they are getting damaged) but aren't capable of doing complex brain associations.

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I think it's a little silly that Rose was so ignorant of humans and relationships even though she's apparently been raping humans for the past 5000 years.

She really didn't learn that a baby shouldn't be climbing a ferris wheel?

>>87897707
Yeah, that episode was kinda shit.

>>87897707
Gems as a whole are dumb as shit. They're effectively immortal, so don't have to hurry to learn new things, or adapt to new situations, or settle old grudges, or any of that petty meatbag nonsense. They are born knowing everything they need to know and most spend their entire existence doing the one task they were made for.

Just because Rose was the one in a billion who was truly able to rebel against one aspect of her nature doesn't mean she still isn't subject to the rest of it.

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>>87892479
The Venus of willendorf figurines are actually depictions of rose quartz.

>>87897707
>>87897799
It's inconsistent too. Pearl didn't know what a phone number was, but confidently knew what the suburbs were. In the same episode, no less.

>>87897876
It's pretty much just been Pearl and Rose who are stupid.

Garnet and Amy seem chill and know Earth culture.

>>87897707
Well it's not like they had ferris wheels 5,000 years ago.

>>87897876
Suburbs ARE a lot older than phones, though.

>>87897929
But didn't Garnet and Pearl not know what birthdays are? Pretty bizarre. I get that they wouldn't celebrate them, but all those years they saw humans blowing out candles on a cake, and at no point they thought: what are they doing.

Amethyst is Earth-cultured so its fine.

>>87897929
Even then, not really. Garnet just never talks. Amethyst has like one human friend who she decided not to talk to for over a decade. They choose to live isolated from the beings that they're sworn to protect.

>>87897963
Erm, she said:
>"Nostalgic for the suburbs? Psh, they’ve only existed for what, 70 years?"
So she's obviously referencing Post-WW2, white picket fence, American suburbs. Essential to them, were household phones. Not to be picky, but I thought it was a pretty arbitrary thing to know, especially since people dont go around saying "I live in the suburbs!"

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>>87894978
>pearl is mad as fuck because Greg gave such a good dicking to Rose he created a new species of Gem

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>>87897997
>>87897970
Garnet attends local theater, plays sports, and can play the damn keytar.

Amethyst attends rock concerts, watches television, goes to restaurants, and is a pro wrestler.

Pearl is a shut in who knows nothing of the outside world because she's a stick in the mud.

>>87894987
alfred?

>>87898072
I take it back, Garnet appears to know what birthdays are, she just didnt really care. So yeah, Pearl's the retard.

>>87897622
>wouldn't fug a qt tween

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>>87898189
i said LEAVE

>"Do you ever miss your home planet?"
>"No, never."

So did Greg ever learn or realize that Rose was made on earth?

>>87898581
Truth be told, I think the writers just fucked up.

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>>87894390

>depiction of the goddes believed to be worshipped by ancient cavemen as the divinity of buttsecks

>>87898525

>wouldn't grind underage pelvis to dust

>>87898914
damn those tits

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>>87897322

>a man

>not a puppy

>>87898979
but he is a man

>>87898026

i think comparing a form of urban organization of a civilization is less specific that an electronic appliance

you know the type of constructions romans lived in but i doubt you could name some specific roman utensil

>>87899067
They used spoons, you knob

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>>87899022

>men

>not being puppies

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>>87899174
>this level off sexism

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>>87899165

yeah no shit, im talking about something like this

>>87899202

and women are cats

it's a fact of nature

>>87899255
That's obviously a razor

>>87899324

s-stop using google

>>87899355
What's a google?

>>87898525
make me

>Hybrids are the key to gem and native species relationship
>Hybrids can only come about via sex
>SU ends in a giant orgy

>>87899619
But that would result in gems eventually subsuming the dominant species of whatever world they've infiltrated.

>>87889672
I always got the impression she got bored with people really really fast that's why she likes humans they change fast and are replace fast

like Garnet to her was just a "new thing"

that's why if you notice she barely seems to care about the gems in the flashbacks and everything about her is "new this, new that, you're writing make places seem new again"

>>87898026
to be fair 70 years is nothing for someone that's over 7000

>>87899619
finally my Lars x Jasper ship can be a reality

>>87889672
your show is bad and you should feel bad.

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>>87899693
that's the point.

Beating your enemies into submission only works for so long. Eventually someone rises up and starts some shit. Mating with them is easier and requires less effort.

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>>87889672
>Oh, yes.
That proper punctuation won't go unnoticed, OP.

Not all heroes wear capes.

>>87894587
I'm not a nigger, so no.

Why exactly does the Gem Empire need to expand if they live forever? Why do they need to create amazonian super soldiers like Rose? Was it really to conquer places like Earth? Are they at war with the Skrulls?

>>87900373

how are you supposed to conquer the galaxy with the same static population ?

>>87900373
>Not wanting the universe conquest achievement

>>87899619
Someone get a writefag on this

>>87900460
But they fight with swords and axes.

Surely they'd get owned by anyone with guns.

>>87901168
That's why you need more gems

>>87900373
another point to the "artificial intelligence that went out of control" theory

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>>87889920

you severely underestimate the power of the murdercock.

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>>87890021
>>87890056

>>87898072
She's a Pearl, what do you expect?They're basically slaves

>>87900373
For the same reason the US economy creates necessity where it doesnt warrant it. For the same reason human kind has such disparities in living standards, despite the current amount of resource being plentiful enough to create an equilibrium.
Domination, expansion and control is more comforting than being a self-sustaining civilization that waits for an attack. Peace through superior firepower, bitches.

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>>87899619

>>87902358
>Peace through superior firepower, bitches.
>a superweapon that takes 5000 years to charge and is made by putting thousands of dead gems together

The Gem Empire has the dumbest weapons.

>>87889920
Same way she got pregnant, shapeshifting a vagina

>>87901662
>>87902491
is murdercock some SU meme I've never heard of?

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>>87904468

>>87904492
That's not an answer

>>87903199
They've got other weapons like the various scouting ships (Red Eye and Roaming eye), the gem colony ship, the giant hand warship.
And then there's the mindless attack drones like the Robonoids or that combat simulator from Rose's Armory. Or sticking gem shards inside of clothing to create obedient armies.
And the laser light cannons
The Replicating Wand
The shooting star
The Geode
The fucking Hour Glass

>>87900270
thanks

>>87904468
How could you not have heard of it before?

>>87889672
This show destroyed my life

>>87906664
How?

>>87897250
Just because your girlfriend says
"stop, its fine. ok"

doesn't mean she enjoyed it.

>>87893270
>design a species that's a rock that makes a body for itself
>so much as a chip on the rock can irreversably damage the being
>have the rock hang halfway out of the body

Gem God is a moron

>>87889672
That statement was off.
It sounded like she was going to break up with him

>>87907111
The whole point of the scene was that Rose didn't understand Greg's feelings

A normal human would read between the lines and recognize that he's about to voice concerns but Rose is an Asexually Reproducing Mineral Computer, not a person, as she says

>>87894978
>Pearl never forgets the time Rose made her shapeshift a vagina to have a threesome with Greg
>Everytime she shapeshifts now the sensation triggers her PTSD

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>>87904618
Murdercock is an SU meme about Rose "dying" to get pregnant by Greg, almost literally. Her actual state is up for debate as she is both alive and dead.

>>87907056
yeah, well, i think a lot of girls would be happier if they just got off and let men go to sleep without cumming

I've got work in the morning

>>87907348
It seems like Rose would come back if/when Steven dies so she's basically bubbled, except the bubble's made of flesh

Either that or Steven's gem just turns off when he dies but canon doesn't support that

Either way is pretty fucked up

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>>87907374
The guessing game for orgasms is ridiculous.

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>>87907392
Steven dying and then he turns into his mom. But technically he is his mom, his mom is inside of him and he feels nothing about the mother inside.

Fuck.

>>87907475
>Rose comes back
>The CGs (especially the new recruits) never get over Steven
>They start resenting Rose like they resented Steven

I kind of want this now

Rose Quartz-Universe, Created by Rebecca Sugar

>>87907513
Honestly though, a thousand years of Rose vs 15 years of Steven. They won't resent her unless it was made clear that she controlled Steven to commit suicide to make herself reappear, knowing full well that Steven, as a fleshy human, will never comeback the way he was, and even if she made another with Greg, it won't be the same Steven.

>>87907534
>Honestly though, a thousand years of Rose vs 15 years of Steven.
Lapis and Peridot will.

>>87907056
>>87907374

It is actually possible for a woman to enjoy sex without having an orgasm. It's not like they get an adverse physical reaction to having sex but not getting off, the way men do. If it felt good before the orgasm then it isn't retroactively ruined if the orgasm doesn't actually happen.

Not that I recommend not doing your best. It's not an excuse for being lazy!

>>87907570
Lapis would be interesting about it. Peridot would...well, I think she has disdain against Rose. Taking Steven away from them would be like taking their hero away.

>>87907607
>I think she has disdain against Rose.
She literally doens't know her. At all.

She didn't even knew the Crystal Gem was a thing.

>>87907607
damn now I want Rose to interact with Lapis and Peridot

Why must I want things that won't happen

>>87907621
I think on a historical point of view.

But yeah I think Steven dying in front of her would be heartwrenching. If she found out Steven had died to become Rose, she'd be confused, and be sad about it but not enough to hate.

>>87907626
Innocent context, Peridot would be a great companion for Rose to explore the earth's greatest mysteries. Lapis would just treat her coldly as she would to anyone.

>>87907645
right

Peridot would basically be an arrogant Pearl without the troubling possessiveness

>>87907701
Rose would definitely play along with her prideful self, Peridot would try to impress her with her antics as the self proclaimed "second in command leader of the crystal gems".

>>87898026
>>87897876
Pearl can know what phones are in general but at the same time be confused as to why the Rose-Human gave her a slip of paper with a number code on it after their social interaction

>>87895619
When Carl wondered who Greg's wife was and looked in Amy's direction she looked very nervous and later relieved when it turned out he was looking at Garnet. Garnet noticed too

>>87907534
the way you just casually suggested that made it infinitely more uncomfortable and creepy

GG?

>>87907888
After reading a lot of grimdark fanfiction in my early years, I'm desyntesized with coming up with some edgy theories and situations.

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I wonder if we'll ever get flashbacks featuring other dudes Rose has casually QUARTZED throughout human existance in passing.

Hell just seeing more of her interacting with past humans like she did with the writer guy would be cool too Unless he was another of her bangbuddies and they did it right there while the lions watched

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>>87894978

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>>87904468

seriously, is this your first SU thread?

>>87907400
Lily is best girl

>>87908253
>The flame war this image caused on tumblr
I'm too old for this shit.

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>>87908135

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>>87902491
What about a double-KO?

>>87909241
What DOESN'T cause flamewars on tumblr?

>>87907831
I'll need to watch the episode again, never noticed that myself.

>>87907107
Cuz Human God is really so great right?

>Make living creatures
>Have them use the same tube to breathe and consume nourishment with
>Don't make them immortal and capable of altering their personal gravity to the environment

Checkmate, biofreaks

>>87910530
The difference is that the Human god is (most likely than not) something that we created to fill the voids of our existance (why are we here, where did we come from) while the Gem god is pressumably the Diamonds, beings so dumb that decides to create sentient creatures with thoughts and desires of their own then make mop the floor for all eternity under the punishment of literal mindbreak. It's like they want a fucking revolution to happen.

>>87892479
>How many early human cultures did she corrupt into being sicc for thicc with her gigantic alien form

Nigga she still corrupting from beyond the grave cuz my dick right now is a cluster about to emerge

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Greg has been giving her the murdercock

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>>87889672

>>87904657
And the cluster is their idea of a superweapon?

>>87900373

Boredom, and an obsession with materialism.

>>87912941
Depends on what the cluster does after it is 'born'. Destroying the Earth was only a side-effect of its process.

>>87898914

I honestly think the caveman who made this was probably just a chubby chaser and not the norm. Perverts tend to be artists because they have a harder time finding women that fit their fetishes, so they just make art of what they wish was the norm or real.

>>87912941
i assume you have a human weapon capable of destroying the Earth somewhere for comparison

>>87913194
Why not just make a big space laser? Seems simpler.

>>87907392

So for Rose, having Steven is like taking a nap for her. She's thousands of years old and even if Steven lives to be 200, that's like a year for a gem.

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>>87889672

>>87913315
Tarkin? Is that you? Get the fuck off the internet and go stop those damn rebels.

>>87913185
current thought is that they're representations of tribal elders, actually

>>87912941
The Cluster was a plan with many facets of benefit.

First, it gets all the gem shards out of the way and out of reach for the rebels.

Second it's an experiment on shard fusions, especially big ones.

Third, it sends a message to the rebels and any others thinking of defying the rule of the Diamonds.

Fourth, you don't seem to quite grasp how big the fully formed Cluster would be. A planet the size of Earth would be like a large exercise ball in comparison. A couple of punches could take out a continent.

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>>87898914

This one predates the Venus by thousands of years.

>>87914335
Fuckin Furries

>>87907107
Like human heads are any better brody. We have our eyes only connected to our skulls by a nerve. Our necks are all exposed. Silica tetrahedrons are way way stronger than any part of the human body. Garnets are even harder. Very resistant to scratching. Pearls, not so much.

Either way they're still more resilient than squishy humans.

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>>87909580
the murdercock protects
he can survive any sexual encounter

>>87914761
Older then you think.

>>87914335
Looks like jar jar

>>87916588
Are there really shippers of GregxLapis and GregxPeridot? I can understand one for Pearl and Amethyst but

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>>87907056
I said just down that comment string that they get tired before I do.
One of them never touched herself before so usually when she got close to cumming (her legs spasmed a bit, so that was my cue) she would push me away and say she was too sensitive. Tried telling her to masturbate and get used to the sensation for a couple years but she never did, wasn't even religious, just really really ashamed of doing it.
The other was just really dry and took some time with oral just for me to be able to put it in her. I started using condoms so she could stop taking the pill and her fluids eventually came back naturally, so where before she would either get sore or ask me to stop so she could breathe a bit, now only the latter would happen.
I started dating my current gf after I did a lot of cardio exercise + rugby. I'm not a lean motherfucker, but I can take from 30 minutes to an hour so she just gets tired before I do sometimes. Thank god she wasn't a virgin, so she knew how to do good oral after so I didn't have to sleep with blue balls until the next day.

>>87917052
http://lapigreg-dumpster.tumblr.com/
http://molchuuniya.tumblr.com/tagged/greg-universe
it's mostly one person

>>87917159
Truly the only manly character in SU

>>87917641
No, that would be Andy.

>>87913185
The Venus statues are far too common to simply be the work of a single artist. They're found sometimes hundreds of miles apart, in completely different cultures sometimes.

The most convincing explanation I've ever heard is that they're the work of female artists. Self portraits of pregnant women, in fact.

>>87917836
Naw, I can see it as an old fertility goddess. Like a charm you'd keep around if you wanted to get pregnant. Religious practices like that stick around for a long time.

>>87917836
The best theory I ever heard was from my University professor. Said there was a possibility they were the first forms of playboy. There's thousands of these all over the world, often survived because they were hidden or in private homes.