So I've been reading along with the Bat-Thread storytimes

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>>87865651
I guess a various Batman dump, then.

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>>87865651
Stop trying to make sense of Scott Snyder hes a hack. None of his secret Batman history makes sense.

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>>87866006

>>87866025
I'm inclined to agree, actually. It would (maybe) be neat given an Elseworlds or the like, but it tends to ignore or trample upon anything that doesn't suit it, and that's a shame.

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>>87865651
keep in mind that the timeline got compressed so Batman was Batman for just 5 years or something

that's also why part of the Gotham Initiative was about rebuilding stuff and putting his bunkers around which triggered the Owls

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>>87866006
Kek.

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>>87866289

>>87866252
Eh. As obsessed as Snyder says he was with the court and as methodical as he's supposed to be, it seems like a tremendous oversight. YUGE.

>>87865651
The hollow 13 floors were only invented for the purposes of that story and didn't exist before that period.
In addition, they will likely never be mentioned ever again in coming years.

>>87866322
>As obsessed as Snyder says he was with the court and as methodical as he's supposed to be

So it relies on the word of someone who has been known to exaggerate or outright lie before?

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>>87866405
You're write, it's probably just slapdash writing.

>>87866512
This is a great page

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>>87866512
Stupid typo. Welp, I'm about done. Have a great day everyone.

Name a Batman comic and I'll storytime it. Go.

>>87867770
Batman/Punisher: Deadly Knights

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>>87869962
Here we go, motherfucker.

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This is a Dixon comic, alright.

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This is a lot harder with only one monitor now.

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As far as I know, "last time I was in Gotham" would be Batman/Punisher: Lake of Fire released earlier the same year, where Punisher fought Azrael.

Actually written by Dennis O'Neil, so I might read it.

>>87866512
the green outfit has potential as a random cape.

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Wait, Jigsaw was in the Punisher Warzone movie, right? Or at least one of the Punisher movies.

One of the funniest performances I've ever seen.

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>>87872126
Tim's "hackitude" has always been really annoying to me. I don't get how anyone can like Tim but hate Harper Row.

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>>87872126
Exploitable.

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>>87872294
Probably missed some spots because I did it in paint, though.

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>>87872353
Check out those rad hacking moves! Go! Go! Go!

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The more bullets you fire at a superhero, the less likely they are to hit him or even hinder him in any way.

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I'll take the wordiness of the 70's over the stupid narration of the 90's any day.

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>Batman using a guy as a bullet shield
Bat of Murder

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I wonder if it's required in these crossovers for the heroes to defeat each other's villains.

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>>87872838
Should come in handy.

>>87866056
Never understood why batzarro had chains. Always thought it was dumb until I just thought about it.

Chains rattle therefore are noisy, this would be alerting his presence at all times. Meaning he's not stealthy. He's literally the opposite of batman

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Dixon:
>fuck u batman kill da jokr

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O'Neil:
>no fuk u punisher

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And that's that.

I have something neat planned, hopefully should finally get to post it tomorrow.

Thanks for reading, /co/mpadres

>>87872838

For fucks sake Bruce...

>>87872957

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!

I love you Batman, but you make it damn difficult sometimes.

>>87872957
Seriously what were they thinking with this scene, literally telling him just to run

wasn't this crossover post Jason too?

>>87873300
Several years post-Jason, yes.

>>87873071
Nothing happens. What a surprise.

>crossovers

>>87866512
This. Scott Snyder's "big picture" plots always have holes in them, but he writes great individual moments so people give it a pass.

>>87873221
>>87873300
>People think we're joking when we say "Joker is Batman's waifu"

>>87873649
Eh, Batman would do that for any criminal in that situation. Joker's just the go-to villain for Batman crossovers - he's in the Hulk one, and the Spider-Man one too.

>>87873698
He didn't get pissy when all the nameless mobsters got Franked, though. He was just like "Whatever, when this is done go away."