It's a long hardy dusty road you'll journey on through

>>87864539
SELF
I don't buy it.

If you like soup so much, why don't you marry soup?

>>87864607
I would, but I'm already married to justice.

IT WORKS! THE AYYRABASAURASES ARE TURNING BACK TO OIL!

GETTING OLD

I never thought that old slave would get tied down

I had the old lady pretty wet last night. Up to her ankles, in tears!

>>87865064
Don't worry, I used condiments
Her mouth passed mustard
She relished it greatly
I could hardly ketchup
TO HER VAGINA

Every luxury has a deep price.
Every indulgence, a cosmic cost.
Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else.
This is the first law of emodynamics.
Joy can be neither created nor destroyed.
The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance.
Don't be a pleasure hog.
Your every smile is a dagger.
Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321.
Think of some kids.
Some kids.

>>87864693

Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you

I need stronger adhesive...

Ill smuggle you to heaven, via the under-brown male road

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NOO! Sir! Don't jump! I know things look bleak now, there's no disguising you have the whiff of stench-life about you! I know it is tempting to escape the misery of your daily grind! Sure, jumping would be an exhilarating and glorious end- sweet, succulent full release all over the sidewalk!

MY FIRST ACT IS TO DROP THE ACT AS THE FIRST BLACK MAN IN HEAVEN