Who let Zack Snyder direct Cars 3? https://youtube.com/watch

>>87840915
I wonder if they'll go into a third genre.

I mean, the first one was essentially Doc Hollywood. The second one was a James Bond spoof.

Looks like PixarKino to me.

>>87840915

more like Hack Snyder.

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Will Lightning kill the other cars?

>Cars 3
For what purpose? For what fucking purpose?

>>87841066
From the sounds of the plot summary released months ago, it's basically a Rocky movie, specifically the 2006 one.

Lightning's getting older, one of the few cars from his class still actively racing and the movie's about getting back into shape to prove himself or perhaps go out into retirement with more dignity.

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>>87840915
>mcqueen used to advertise for rust-eze
>now he's rusting
Poetry?

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>>87841223
>For what purpose? For what fucking purpose?

Honestly, man, why do you even need to ask? It's one of their most profitable franchises from a toy perspective.

>>87841229
>basically a Rocky movie

Makes sense.

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>>87841223
>Toy Story 4
For what purpose? For what fucking purpose?

>>87841248
>>87841298
I refuse to believe Cars makes money.

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>>87841223
Because it sells a fucking ton of merchandise to boys who aren't interested in princess shit.

>>87841319

Toy sales

>>87841319
Billions of dollars in toy sales. It's one of Disney's biggest money spinners.

Plus, it's John Lasseter's pet franchise and Cars is the only Pixar franchise to have its own Pablo Hidalgo/Leland Chee equivalent whose job it is to make sure everything stays consistent across spinoffs and tie-ins and shit.

>>87841319
Cars box office, foreign and domestic: $462,216,280. Made sixty million opening weekend and was number one that weekend.

Cars 2 box office, foreign and domestic: $562,110,557. Actually made less domestic but made up for it outside the U.S. Sixty-six million its opening weekend and was also number 1.

Those stats are from Box Office Moko. Also, five years ago, at least, Disney reported that the Cars franchise brings in about two billion annually.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/disney-cars-has-crossed-8-99438

>>87841319

http://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/11-movies-that-sold-the-most-merchandise-405780/?singlepage=1

stop living in the nile.

>>87841375
Let's not forget it got its own multi-ride "land" at Disneyland. The only thing remotely close and Pixar related is a ride and 3D movie for A Bugs Life.

>>87841319
Believe it friend. 10 billion later
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/14209968/pixar-boss-reveals-cars-movie-merchandise-made-10bn

>>87840915
Why the heck they are making another sequel?

>>87840915
I wish. I'd like to see Zack direct everything.

>>87841411
Toy Story has lands in Hong Kong and Paris and soon Shanghai and Florida, though they're generally made up of off-the-shelf rides dressed up like giant playsets.

>>87841443
to apologize for cars 2

>>87841476
>implying any of the non-US Disney parks count

>>87841518
Tokyo DisneySea is GOAT though.

>>87841443

to make more billions.

>>87841319
I work at a pre-K facility and their after school program for grades K-3. You would not believe how many kids have Cars shirts/backpacks/etc. That shit sells wonders.

It may not necessarily be a kid's favorite movie, but parents like their boys to wear masculine things. When I was a kid, my room was decked out in NASCAR shit, and I had all these Hot Wheels and R/C cars. Guess what? I did not give a shit about cars. It's just a generic 'masculine' thing to buy for a boy, much like kids who wear baseball shit and then grow up to be their school's local Dungeon Master.

Cars is the same way, only there's a cute kid-friendly movie to go with it. Shit explodes into dollar signs when you pack the Wal-Mart aisles full.

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Cars 3: Lightning McQueen Gets Fucking Crippled

>Blindsided by a new generation of blazing-fast racers, the legendary Lightning McQueen (voice of Owen Wilson) is suddenly pushed out of the sport he loves. To get back in the game, he will need the help of an eager young race technician, Cruz Ramirez, with her own plan to win, plus inspiration from the late Fabulous Hudson Hornet and a few unexpected turns. Proving that #95 isn’t through yet will test the heart of a champion on Piston Cup Racing’s biggest stage!

>>87840915
what the shit? i honestly can't believe this is real

>>87841647

it's always fucking PARENTS, they train their kids to like things THEIR PARENTS trained them to like things THEIR PARENTS trained them to..

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>>87841738

it's as real as this is real.

>>87841757
Yeah, well, maybe that's the case, but it still rakes in billions of dollars for Disney.

>>87841757
Why are bad parents so retarded? Are they really that susceptible to the Jew?

>>87840915
What's with the heartbeat sound effect? Do cars have hearts in the Pixar universe? They're shown to have proper car engines under their hoods, so do they have human-esque biological organs behind their opaque windows, Shed 17 style?

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>>87841812
it's called marketing.

people most of the time buy things they dont really need or want.

it's just advertisements brainwashes you since childhood "you need this! you want this!"

>Blindsided by a new generation of blazing-fast racers, the legendary Lightning McQueen (voice of Owen Wilson) is suddenly pushed out of the sport he loves. To get back in the game, he will need the help of an eager young race technician, Cruz Ramirez, with her own plan to win, plus inspiration from the late Fabulous Hudson Hornet and a few unexpected turns. Proving that #95 isn’t through yet will test the heart of a champion on Piston Cup Racing’s biggest stage!

It's fucking Rocky

>>87841933

did Pixar made anything truly original since UP?

>McQueen is fading! Fading fast!
What did he mean by this?

>>87841229
I kind of like that idea.
I did really enjoy Cars even though it was off-brand Doc Hollywood. "Rocky Balboa but with cars" could be fun.

>>87841933
>New love interest
Didn't McQueen already have a remarkably unremarkable girlfriend?

>>87842205
She won't be a love interest. Halfway through, he'll realize that he should be training her. She'll race the final.

>>87841229
When everyone is chanting for Rocky after losing the fight in Rocky 6 I always cry like a little bitch

>>87841812
It's all the fault of the capitalist western gender binary

>>87842205

Where does it imply that?

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>>87841933
So is old grizzled man and spunky little girl a bonafide trend now?

What's weird is the visual style for this teaser, it almost seems hyper-realistic. I'm assuming it's something they only did for the teaser.

>>87842279
As it should be.

>>87841933
>the main guy falls out of his game, and needs help from this smart young girl to get back in it!
current year is vomit inducing

>>87842294
The animation is really fucking good not gonna lie.

>>87841319
You've obviously never been around kids

The amount of merch this franchise sells is stupid, the onl shit I see more of is Frozen

>>87841933
>plus inspiration from the late Fabulous Hudson Hornet

Holy shit, Hudson is fucking dead

>>87842429
Yeah, he's been dead since Cars 2.

It'll be better than Cars 2.

>>87840915
Wow

Kino as fuck

>>87842441
Oh shit
I just realized I never watched CArs 2

At the very least, the plot seems more focused than a damn spy movie.

>>87842480
It's a cute movie with some wacky deaths.

i thought this was a joke trailer for a second

>>87841933
If the focus is back on stock car racing, rather than internation spy antics, this might be kinda cool.

>>87842574
Same here. It just seemed so weird. Not "Zack Snyder"esque but still different from the usual tone.

>>87841229
Rocky 6
>groan

>>87840915
Nah

>>87841319
Same way that Hot Wheels and Thomas the Tank makes money. Kids like to play cars and things with faces and personalities

>>87842574
Same, looked like the trailer for the first one with a murky filter over it.

>>87842924

Rocky 6 was good, tho'

>>87842836

It would be Pixar move to flip the script and make it a more serious film since most of the kids who grew up watching Cars are teenagers now. Sort of like how Toy Story 3 was.

Holy shit, why

>>87843796
why not

>>87842279
Calling it now
When the girl car is revealed /co/ will say they want to fuck it.
/co/'s that horny

>>87841319
>Toy cars
>Not making money.

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At first, I thought you were talking about one of those silly crossover trailers where they make a Pixar movie edgy. I was prepared to laugh.
I wasn't prepared to feel.
I was 8 when the first movie came out. I Bought all the cars toys I could back then. I loved lightning McQueen because we had similar surnames. But now my boy is gonna die of old age. Shit, all these cartoons are ending, my favorite characters as a kid are having bad shit happen to them, and I think I'll just do the age old advice on this site: drink bleach.

>>87844440
The only show I'm devastated is ending is Regular Show. It's not as good as it used to be no doubt, but I've watched since the beginning and I'm going to miss the new antics of the characters.

This teaser was fucking intense, I had to click the video and go to the channel it was on to see if it was fan made, because there's a lot of shit like that out there like you were saying.

I knew the plot since it was released but I didn't think he was going to get fucked up during a race, I thought it was just going to be a flash 20 years in the future or something.

>>87844440

get out you fucking young fag lmao

>>87840915
I never expected Cars to be the series to go all gritty on us

Is this Rocky Balboa or Creed? Or both?

>>87844738
Every time I see the logo for the movie I get an uneasy feeling. Didn't fucking help with this.

>>87840915
Man, the animation keeps getting better.

>>87844907
Hey now I notice that the poster is gritty as well

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>>87840915
>the thought of a fun red car with a goofy face pulling a Dale Earnhardt

>KA-CHOW!
>KA-
>tires screech
>slow motion wind effect as lightning mcqueen flips over the screen
>he crashes and gets crippled
Cars 3 everyone

>>87844738
>Lightning McQueen becomes edgy and does child-friendly drugs to become the best
>"What have I become?"
>loses everything
>has to start over from scratch
>works really hard to regain what he lost
>loses again at the end, gains nothing, in massive debt forever
>"Was it all for nothing?"

yes

>>87840915
What the hell. I thought this was just really edited footage from Final Destination 4

>>87845220
I'm going to be so pissed if this happens because he's showboating. I swear I hate that shit.

I have a hold up for embarrassing things happening in shows and shit, like it might not be a focal point in the movie but it still gives me weird feelings. Like when a kid falls in public and starts crying, it's not about him being embarrassed but it fucks with me.

This would be that completely amplified.

>>87840915
gotta admit, it looks pretty

>>87844440
>people who were 8 when CArs came out can now post on 4chan

Shit, don't do this to me, man

>>87841757
So they're profiting off of the fragile masculinity of the previous generation? Why didn't I think of that?

>>87841443
When merchandise is factored in, Cars is literally the most profitable franchise Pixar ever created. Yes, even more than Toy Story.

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>>87840915
>Robot Chicken gets the biggest budget in history

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>>87840915
>Cars 3

You mean
"Cars 5: Planes 3: Fire and Rescue 2: Cars Again"?

>>87840915
More like who stole his filters.

>>87845394
>>87841647
>>87842245
/co/mblr strikes fucking again

and for what? a fucking cars 3.

>>87841706
>Million Dollar Car

>literally Cars 3: Out of Commission

>>87844440
>all these cartoons are ending, all my favorite characters as a kid are having bad shit happen to them

This is honestly killing me inside. Can't we just let a cartoon end a funny cartoon and not jack it up with deep feelings and lore? Holy shit. I watch cartoons to escape reality, not stay in it.

>>87840915
Bruh why'd they make that so dramatic lol

It's a movie within the movie that makes fun of DC's gritty nitty with fags in spandex.
It's a "Matter and McQueen go to Hollywood!" movie and the end joke is that they were barely used, doubles doing most of the acting. Both see this scene, the camera zooms in, and McQueens yells "What!?" While Matter is crying about his friend dying.

Reminds me of the "Tron: Legacy" teaser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFxMhlNC3ss

For some reason it scared the jellybeans outta' me.

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>>87845816
Grown a fucking spine, cartoon creators love the opportunitty of actually being able to tell a story like the other mediuns do.

Craig Mackcrein from PPG, Foster's Home and WOY is THIRSTY to do a cartoon focused on lore has been years. He said that his next one will be, and I can't wait.

>>87845816
It all started with Alan Moore trying to edge up Superman in Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow. If anyone's to blame for this, blame the man who started it all.

Soon more people will join me in the light. Moore's tricks will be revealed.

>>87841223

People like it, stupid

As someone who legitimately liked the first movie do I need to bother watching Cars 2 to be caught up? I hear it's a piece of shit that's more focused on Mater being a spy than anything involving Lightning or racing.

>>87846100
I liked it but everyone says it's shit so...

Watch it if you want, I don't think it's necessary

>>87842224
I think you got it right on the nose.

Movie's spoiled, folks, everyone go home.

>>87842224
>>87846211
This is completely real. The whole setup of him being old and cant keep up with a NEW GENERATION is going to lead to this. It's obvious.

>>87846100
>I hear it's a piece of shit that's more focused on Mater being a spy than anything involving Lightning or racing.
It is.

>>87846100

It's not bad, but it's not as good as the first

>>87846377
>>87846315

It was a Spy movie script that Lasseter did but Disney wouldn't sign off at the time for Pixar to do it with human or animal characters so he retrofitted it for Cars and got a greenlight.

It's why the film is so fucking weird. It was never meant to be a Cars movie in the first place.

>>87847346

Whoops. Meant Ben Queen, who wrote it. John Lasseter really liked the spy movie idea and wanted to do the script but could only get it past Disney execs at the time as a Cars movie.

Wonder if doing a "Serious" Cars movie got through since there's no execs in the way anymore?

>>87847346
>>87847388
Actually, the Spy Movie angle came from deleted scenes for the original Cars movie.

Finn McMissile was a movie character whose films were being shown at the Drive-In during some date scenes between McQueen and Sally. When those were cut, they decided to retool that for a sequel.

Additionally, the "Mater does stupid shit around the world" came from John's mind wandering during the international press tour for the original Cars. Like he was imagining Mater's visit to all these different places.

You gotta realize, it isn't just Disney's mandate for Cars sequels that keeps driving this shit: John Lasseter himself unironically loves this franchise because he's a gigantic gear-head. Like if he hadn't gone into animation, he would have ended up taking over his dad's automotive mechanics shop.

The Carsland at Disneyland is so detailed because Lasseter insisted on sparing no expense for it. Cars is the only Pixar franchise that has someone overseeing everything to make sure everything stays consistent and canon across the spinoffs and tie-ins like some miniature and entirely pointless version of Lucasfilm Story Group

>>87844605
Adventure time is ending too....cartoon network only cares about nuppg and goddamn teen titans go

>>87847703
And apparently that Magiswords show now.

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>>87845816
Same young fag here. I only like deep stuff when I can prepare for it to happen like in Steven universe where you'd expect stuff like that to happen. Not outta nowhere.
Cars however is the same franchise to have a hillbilly tow truck become an international super spy.
Seeing deep shit come outta nowhere in this trailer really threw me fir a loop because of the stuff I'm used to seeing with the films, especially since childhood

>>87845668
put up an arguement or roll over like a cuck bitch ass

>>87844738
Even Cars 2 was surprisingly violent. They literally torture one of the good guys to death.

>>87842326
And it's a Hispanic type that nobody else takes seriously, for reasons.

>>87841778
this one keeps getting pushed back though

>>87848156
Because they can't get Tim Allen on board I think.

>>87840915
>Mcqueen is the star of the movie again
>Plot centers around him aging and wanting one last race
>Introduces the next generation
>If the teaser means anything, odds are he dies or his injured to the point of never racing again

I am honestly interested in seeing where this goes. Sounds more like a legit sequel than Cars 2 was, anyway.

Teaser caught my attention, but we'll see what the trailer can actually provide.

>>87847979
That should be the tagline for Cars 3.

>>87840915
Someone should do the Man of Steel trailer dubbed over Cars scenes.

>>87847989

https://youtu.be/pu2ktAU51jk

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>87848758
THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>>87848681
Wow.

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>>87848196
There's always HIM.

>>87848681
Huh, I thought cars 2 was meant for the 9 and under demographic.

>>87848681
>Those angry moparfags in the comments

>>87840915
/o/ here, why the fuck are there GT cars in a stock car race?

>>87841223
How do people STILL not understand the "industry" part of "entertainment industry"? If it makes money, you do more of that until it doesn't. Christ.

>>87849156
I thought they realized shorts sell more toys more efficiently though.

>>87847703
>adventure time is ending soon
>SU has two years left at most
>CN has literally 3 relevant shows left now
>lel let's not greenlight 98% of the pilots sent our way

I can't understand how they are managed

>>87846100
It's watchable and pretty, but the writing's just all over the place if you could bear that.
Worst Pixar film but it isn't really that bad if you put it in a whole different perspective.

>>87840915
So out of Toy Story 4, and The Incredible 2, they start with their worst franchise.

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>>87841229
>Lightning's getting older, one of the few cars from his class still actively racing and the movie's about getting back into shape to prove himself or perhaps go out into retirement with more dignity.

Wait, hold the fucking phone. The original had cars from the mid-80s and fucking 1970 still racing and still being dominant. How is Lightning going to lose his edge after just 11 years?

>>87841298
that has precedent, since the first 3 movies were well loved, and therefore a fourth one is not unreasonable

its finding dory that was the one without basis

>>87842336
Nothing new with Pixar.

>>87842336
>>87849771
Cars always looked good. The King's crash at the end was practically a shot-for-shot recreation of Richard Petty's own big wreck.

>>87840915

>Cars 2
>torture and on-screen deaths

So how are they going to top it in Cars 3?

>trailer showing McQueen getting wrecked

oh...