Batman is going to beat the shit out of you. How would you

Get Superman to tell him he will be very disappointed if he does.

>>87812077
Offer my asshole to saciate his rage.

I eat his prep time

Cry about Martha.

>>87812077
Summon the power of Wesley Willis and whup his ass!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3oDKaBF_IOY

I call in Eminem as a distraction. Batman HATES Eminem, keeps mistaking him for Leto Joker
>Scrawny pale guy with short hair
>Both are loud dicks
>Both are D A M A G E D

>>87812077
https://youtu.be/J0d7X_4YtNE

>>87812077

Fall on my knees, extend my hands, and say "Cuff me, m8, I aint stupid"

>>87812077
>you must have a $1billion box office draw to hit this person
>not so fast, batman

shoot him in his mouth hole.

Dress up as The Joker

>>87812077
Cast Death flies. No one the JL would ever know.

>>87812077
>"Don't hit me and I can show you where there's a black haired blue eyed orphan boy in need of a mentor figure."