calling it now >The only reason they made the pumpkin dog

Well no shit. Probably the most obvious thing they could do.

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>>87802300
No, they made it so that Lapis can have sex with it and make pumpkin babies.

>>87802300
Steven will get hungry and eat it alive anyway, some day, probably off screem. Nigga ate baby melon after making a scene over him dying, keeping in mind that he was a setient being.

>Peridot is shattered
>Steven cries
>pumpkin dog licks his tears away
>"at least YOU made it out boy. I don't know what we'd do without you!"

>>87802300
I thought it was a metaphor about how lesbians want babies but can't have babies without men

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>>87802300

Well, Thanksgiving is next week.

>>87802300
nah he is just there to come back as a deus ex machina when the gems get defeated.

also this >>87802504

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>>87802350
>Amethist, Garnet, Pearl, Lapis and Peridot are shattered on the ground
>Stevens dad is dying from loss of blood, for using his body to shield Steven from a Homeworld attack
>Steven cries
>drop to his knees in pain
>pumpkin dog licks his tears away
>"at least YOU made it out boy. I don't know what we'd do without you!"
>His stomach rumbles
>Bites his face off
>Steven in horror notice what he did and cry:
>WHYYYY I SHOULD BE SO FAAAAAT?

They have a whole island of sentient watermelons for that.

>>87802300

goddamn that ravenpiss looks so high

>>87802346
Baby Melon was already dead and busted to pieces. Steven was just making sure the corpse didn't go to waste.

>>87803002
>Human character dies
>Steven sheds a tear
>Then eats the body