F-fuck https://www.google.com/amp/www.pcga mesn.com/overwatc

Apparently they're going in a different direction story wise that the original concept for First Strike didn't quite fit with where they are in lore development.

>>87786857
cartoon confirmed?

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>>87786848
GG
Nobody cares about the first strike team anyway. hopefully they ditch that era and focus on the time when Tracer was on the team.

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>>87787010
>implying Jack,Ana and Reinhardt aren't best Overwatch members
>not wanting story of them in their prime

>>87787031
What episode is that, I don't remeber that hottie on the left

>>87786848
I'm sure there will be a countdown for a countdown for a countdown for the story to be released and we'll get it roughly 56 years from now hahaFUCK BLIZZARD

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>>87787010
>Tracer

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>>87787031
>not Mercy
The bestest of the bestest of waifus.

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>>87787464
Thats Pharah tho

>>87787464
The best waifu is Junkrat.

> ruin game with latest update
> cancel first strike
FUCKING BLIZZARD

It's because they're going to make animated shorts about it instead right? RIGHT?

>>87787724
Well a few days or weeks ago there was reports of Overwatch as a Netflix show being considered. Maybe this means its moved pass the pitch room.

>>87787591

Repeating cute is redundant. We got you the first time

>>87787797
Lurk more good god.

>>87786848
Wait until 3rd strike, that's the better game anyway

>>87787031
Shop mercy into this.

>>87787067
That's Madame Rouge.
Don't remember the name of the episode but Jinx and the HIVE kids are trying to capture Kid Flash.

>>87787721
I don't play much, what changed in the last update?

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>cancel first strike
atleast give us some junkrat lore instead you hacks

>>87788342
You mean Symmetra right?

>>87788612
Junkrat (and Roadhog) got his own comic. Some of the characters don't have anything yet. I've been waiting for a Lucio or D.Va short or comic for a while now

>>87788591
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752015856

>>87788632
What the heck is a "one hero limit"? You have to choose one class and stick with it?

Also, the only character I'm really familiar with is D.Va because she's so overpowered, so it's easy for a casual like me to do well in a match with her. I expected her to be nerfed, but it seems like they buffed her instead?

Anyway, what's so game ruining about this update?

>>87788708
>What the heck is a "one hero limit"? You have to choose one class and stick with it?
No it means your team can't pick more than one of the same Hero in Comp (and Quick Play now, the multiple Heroes was moved to an Arcade mode)

>Anyway, what's so game ruining about this update?
I dunno.

>>87788775
So if someone else picks D.Va first, I can't play her?

>>87788775
HA!

>>87788784
In QP and Comp yes. In No Limits Arcade, no

>>87788708

>Anyway, what's so game ruining about this update

"Someone else instalocked Genji before I could and I refuse to play a hero that actually complements my team comp."

It's a good change and you can still play the old way if it bothers you.

>>87789011
>"Someone else instalocked Genji
You mean Sombra

>>87789011
People are missing out not playing with more then one hero.

>>87787797
Redundancy is cute!
CUTE!

>>87789401

>you can still play the old way if it bothers you.

>>87789011
My issu comes from the fact it seems to take a little longer to find games now because of how spread out the player base is.

Quick Play is better now, I can still do limitless mode (amusingly, my team still follows the One Hero each rule usually, with the other team being five Sombra's plus Hanzo), and Random Heroes is always silly even if you can get fucked over by RNG big time there.

1v1 is only fun with friends which isn't an option available yet.
3v3 is just awful Roadhog/Soldier/Sombra mirror matches forever.

People still don't care about the Brawl rules unless it's something like Junkenstein

>>87787010
I think people at least want to learn about the original sixth member who is only currently known by name right now.

>>87789553
>3v3 is just awful Roadhog/Soldier/Sombra mirror matches forever.
Roadhog is an instalock but I don't see too many Soldier/Sombras. Usually it's like Genji and a healer.

I had a Genji/Rein/Bastion comp the other day

>>87789553
1v1 is completely an option in custom games if you only want to play with a friend. No need to make that option elsewhere

Hog is great, but so is mei, so is a competant junkrat, so is a sniper to gun down the innevitable but always shit Zen or Ana...
learn more classes and make em work.

If TF2 can't have a cartoon
Overwatch shouldn't either

>>87787797
He says things twice for emphasis.
EMPHASIS!

>>87789965
THIS

>>87789965
I await your butthurt

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Blizzard said they're open to the idea of a tv series. Might be they're saving the "early days of Overwatch" setting for that?

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>>87786848
>Blizzard are known for keeping a handle on their lore

>>87788708
>Anyway, what's so game ruining about this update?

It stops faggots from all going one hero and having zero team composition.

Gone now are the days where your team consisted of 2-3 hanzos / meis / torbjorns. You can still do stupid teams in no limit mode though.

>>87789965
Nobody cares about that piece of shit game.

>>87787010
>Tracer
Zzzzzzzzzzz

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>>87787464
>>87787551
Guys

GUYS

Listen

inb4 Jack and Gabriel are gay

>>87790971
But Jack is Pharah's father

>>87789965

TF2 had its chance and Valve blew it. In an ideal world we would have both shows and they would be good.

>>87786848
>Blizzard are known for keeping a handle on their lore

On what fucking planet is this true?

>>87791001
That's Reinhardt

>>87791064
Reinhardt is to pure for filthy things like sex

>>87791574
Ana got him drunk and rode him like a german stallion

Maybe now they can focus on the fucking cartoon

>>87788775
>One Hero Limit
>ywn spam "We're all soldiers now" in chat and steamroll an unsuspecting comp team with an all 76's again

>>87787721
>>87788775
>>87791760
there's still the 6 vs 6 without limits for those spamming bitches in the Aracde

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>>87786848
Good thing I stayed the fuck away from Overwatch

Game seems fine but man I can see why it being an MMO was dropped, the plot is straight up fucking retarded

>>87787721
>you spelled "fix" totally wrong.

>>87788708
Before this update D.Va was one of the most underpowered heroes in the game.

The story was already a convoluted mess from the get-go and the character designs would've been a pain to keep drawing, so no real loss.

>>87787464
>Makes a dude her personal cyber dildo just because he was dying and used to be a manslut
Slut

>>87791964
Are you kidding? I suck at these sort of games, yet when I play at friend's houses I wipe entire teams with her.

Fuck, if she had more health on foot, I wouldn't even bother with the mech, she's so fast and shoots so hard.

>>87791760
You realize they just moved it to No Limits in Arcade right?

>>87786848
So Chu canned First Strike to write that Gency epic he wants to do?

>>87792013
>The story was already a convoluted mess from the get-go
How?

>>87791924
It feels like only a handful of characters are relevant to the plot and the others are just thrown in because they are quirky and cool.

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>>87790885
kek

>>87792283

most of the characters have literally no links to anyone else. I dont know why they would focus on the past instead of current events. Mei might as well be trapped in ice still cuz she has fuck all investment in the story.

>>87792283
It's supposed to be an international team and game. It would be weird if they only focused on the like 8 people who matter. Especially for a game that's 6v6

>>87786848
god this game and everything regarding it is such a fucking trainwreck

I'm glad I stuck with UT and Doom

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What does it mean /co/?

>>87792358

The should've drop out all the past shit that's convoluted and make the current line up THE only Overwatch team brought together to fight whatever, or like they are currently doing have two teams, Overwatch (good guys) end Team Edge (I forgot how they are called but you know who would be in it)
All out of game material is set in the past and yeah sure it sets up the lore, but it would better to go forward and have the new comics/cartoons/whatever affect the game.

Is not like the current in-game matches have a reason to exists.

>>87791924
Overwatch has a plot? There are a bunch of different characters and they kill each other.

>>87792697
The Jews control everything

>>87792747
There is a plot. Some people seem to think it's really complicated when it's seriously not

>>87792743
Can someone explain to me how the past shit is convoluted?

>>87787031
i just want based 76

>>87791835
6 sombra's on team first day she's out its a glorious trainwreck

>>87792828
The plot is really simple. The gorilla says some vague, indistinct things at the beginning, then you choose a character and kill the other characters.

>>87792850
To be fair, the exact same thing happened with Ana. Except it was 5 Anas and a Rein/Roadhog for about a week

>>87791924
It's literally the basic plot from The Incredibles but with more guns.

>superheroes were a thing
>scandal happened
>superheroes stopped being a thing
>but some of them can't stop, man, they're in too deep, they're nuclear
>which is good because no superheroes means bad guy have been doing bad things
>an overweight gorilla wants to get the gang back together and relive the glory days

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>>87792924
>scandal happened

Then it's like

>Two handsome young men wanted to take superheroes in different ways
>Then they fought each other
>Then super-nurse brought them back
>Now they're EDGY GRANDPAS

>>87792697
Literally the Illuminati.
Overwatch, Talon, Volskaya, whatever that company in Dorado is called is all somehow connected to the nu-Illuminati.
Really makes you think.

>>87792924
>Scandal happened
I think that a black ops team that operates outside the law is worst then a scandal.
>but some of them can't stop, man, they're in too deep, they're nuclear
The ones that didn't stop started working as mercenaries

The plot, writing, and characterizations of Overwatch are absolutely no worse than your average incarnation of GI Joe.

It's a saturday morning cartoon with Street Fighter aesthetics, and it's not trying to be anything more.

>>87792159
Yeah, she was considered to be the worst tank. Good teams avoid her ult rather easily, and it's only used for crowd control. Her movement speed was hindered while attacking, and she still can't attack while defending or while flying. This is why she was consistently seen as a worse Winston, who scrubs believe is a bad character.

>>87787721
This is probably the best patch since launch, are you high?

>>87792924
What I don't get is the side stuff. Like Los Muertos, Australia being a shithole, the evil company Symmetra works for, what the hell is with Russia, etc.

>>87793087
>Like Los Muertos
An example of how the world went to shit post-Overwatch

>Australia being a shithole
Muh Mad Max references. Also wasn't this Junkrat/Roadhog's fault?

>the evil company Symmetra works for, what the hell is with Russia, etc.
ILLUMINATI

>>87793151
It's implied to be Roadhog's fault, he lead the raid on the Omnium that caused it to melt down.
Junkrat would've been a child at the time.

>>87793087
It's just worldbuilding mostly. You know, making it feel like a full, fleshed-out universe with things happening in it.

>>87787464
Daily reminder that you will never nut inside Witch Mercy

>>87786848
As much as I do want some answers to the lore and shit, it's not like it's necessary.
The game plays solidly, it's like I need to know 76's backstory when he's running around shooting himself and spraytagging the payload.

>>87792788
Look at the left side.

The Indians control everything.

>>87793050
I don't know anything of the metagame, I just know I tried all the characters and she was the one I consistently slaughtered everyone with.

Her being made even stronger makes me want to go get the game and start slaughtering.

Of course, I was only playing with and against other randos, and not actual ranked teams.

>>87793351
This, I'm not flying out to Korea to play in the pro league shit so D.Va is a pretty damn good pick.
Her ultimate is too telegraphed to pick up anything more than a single kill in most cases but other than that she's does decent damage, can protect herself, has good manoeuvrability and it's satisfying (and pretty easy) to pick up kills out of the mech.

>>87793507
Like I said before, if she just had higher health on foot, I'd ditch the mech entirely. Her little pistol does some absurd damage.

>>87790885
Roadhog and Mercy would be a cute, nonsensical couple.

>>87793583
RoadMer and JunkMetra are best crack ships

>>87793610
Trashmouse triggering Symmetra's OCD would be pretty great.

>>87786848
They only canned it because of fan backlash to them wanting to shoehorn LGBT crap in to the story.

Forums were a fucking mess after the dev comment during blizzcon. No one gives a shit if some of the characters aren't heterosexual. They want it left to their own imaginations as to who is and isn't gay. They were expecting massive praise over their decision to LGBT pander, but the community didn't want it, so they had to scrap the comic because of it.

>>87793743
The problem is that if they announce which character is gay, everyone's going to lose their fucking shit because it means their headcanon is no longer true. If they make say, Mercy gay, they'll have roaming through fanart and lynching anybody who's drawn straight Mercy porn. And everybody else would just fling shit because if they confirm one character is gay, they'll have to confirm which characters aren't, and then their crackships aren't canon and they'll lose their minds. It'd be ludicrous

>>87793610
It would also be great having Mercy become a surrogate mom for Junkrat.
>"Mate, you gotta help me! Your crazy sheila says that I have to wear a shirt a the dinner table!"
>Roadhog holds up a neatly pressed shirt, slowly advances on Junkrat

>>87793743
>They only canned it because of fan backlash to them wanting to shoehorn LGBT crap in to the story.
Good plan

>>87793830
Agreed. The community at large gives zero shits that there are characters in OW who are LGBT, since we've known about this crap for over a year. Blizzard originally said, "Yeah, we have LGBT characters. We'll leave it up to your imagination as to who they are, though, because it isn't relevant to the story."

And then they wanted to backpedal on that and say, "Guess what? Remember those LGBT characters we talked about a while ago? Well, we're gunna tell you who they are this month!" and everyone lost their shit. They don't want that. They don't want their headcanons fucked. And the only media that was going to be released this month was the graphic novel, so it's clear they either shoehorned in the pandering and it fucked the story, or they built large portions of the plot around a non heterosexual relationship between some of the main characters. And since no one wants it, they had no choice but to scrap it.

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>>87794048
>post yfw the scrapped comic was nothing but 20 pages of hardcore gay sex with one mini segment featuring Ana tribbing with young Mercy

>>87792697
Hey I just noticed Doomfist is in here and he's connected to Talon

>>87794094
Doomfist isn't a singular hero. He's multiple. Doomfist is the name of the gauntlet they wear that gives them strength. The current Doomfist is an omnic, and isn't a good dude. We've already seen as much with what is presented to us ingame.

>>87792697

> lower left
> The same omnic collective that helped Volskaya build their war-mechs built something else using technology from Doomfist's doomfist.

Uh oh.

>>87794094
I like that Doomfist has his own logo.
Also, is Zenyatta connected to the Russian Omnium that'sin cahoots with Russian Leader Lady?

>>87792697
Pass into the Anus

>>87794171
Not Zenyatta.
He's the Omnic from the Sombra short who passed Omnic tech blueprints to Volskaya lady.

>>87794129
So is Volskaya being played by the collective and her Anitomnic mechs boobytraped or did the collective lose the Doomfist ?

>>87793743
>They only canned it because of fan backlash to them wanting to shoehorn LGBT crap in to the story.
Source: His own ass

>>87794302
I'm pretty sure Volskya is working with the Omnics of Nubani to build the mechs so that they can destroy the Omnics going crazy in Russia but to keep everyone from freaking out she keeps it quiet.

>>87793213
Daily reminder that you will never nut inside

>>87793743
So just make Overwatch a huge, constant polysexual fuckfest.
Jesus Christ, it's so simple.

>>87794171
Doomfist is multiple entities. Whoever wears the Doomfist gauntlet is the current Doomfist.

And no, Zenyatta isn't connected to her. Omnics have their own government and society and everything like that. Zenyatta is separate from the Omnic society as a whole because he's a monk for an unnamed Omnic religion that has no ties to anyone in particular.

Think like if you were to represent the US on a chart. You symbolize it with the US flag. And then you take a big religion, like the catholic church, and represent it with a cross. A religious leader would fall under the cross before the country.

>>87794313
>Blizzard made a comment at blizzcon that they would reveal who the LGBT characters of OW were this month
>Only media release planned this month was the graphic novel
>Various forums went apeshit because MUH HEADCANON and IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER
>Blizz cancels the release because "We've decided to take the story in a different direction."

This was only after the massive fan backlash. Put two and two together. If it was anything else, they would have canned it ages ago when they realized the story didn't fit what they wanted to tell. You don't work on something for over half a year, only to cancel it a week before it's supposed to be released because "we changed our minds!"

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752185714

>>87794488
>unnamed Omnic religion
I thought they were called Shambali?

>>87794515
iirc he left the shambali for unknown reasons and set off on his own

>>87794515
Zenyatta isn't a monk for them anymore as far as I know. After Mondatta was killed, he left off on a spiritual journey and teaches his own views, not that of Shambali's.

>>87794488
You still lack hard evidence, so the source is still your ass.

>>87794625
>>87794697
That's not really the same as being a monk for an unknown Omnic religion though, even if he isn't part of the Shambali anymore

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Anyone here a soldier?

>>87794839
All of us.

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>>87793043
>The plot, writing, and characterizations of Overwatch are absolutely no worse than your average incarnation of GI Joe.

This is true. Reaper really is just a modern Cobra Commander.

>>87794899
And that's why I love him.

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>>87786848
I don't give a fuck just give us the Junkrat and Roadhog short

>>87794839
Anyone here not a soldier?

>>87795497
Gabe get out

>>87787464
>Mercy graduated high school when she was like 7 she wouldn't have had a uniform like that.

>>87793213
I was having a good day until I heard this post!

Mercy why can't we ever be!?

>>87795497
I might not be a soldier but that doesn't stop me from being A-MAI-ZING

>>87789572
I have a feeling it's the second Doomfist

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>>87796246
You mean Doomfist is a hot chocolate grill?

>>87796298
I think Doomfist is the guy with the greaser-hawk on the left there.

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>>87796223
>MAI

>>87796312
Wait, that's not Genji?

>>87796397
I... don't think so?
I'm not sure.

>>87796430
Genji was too busy playing video games and flirting with women at this point. This is before Hanzo murdered him

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>>87796430
>>87796480
You're sure?

>>87796397
Genji was almost a corpse after Hanzo was done with him, and until Mercy gave him his new body. He's been a cyborg ninja ever since.
Plus that guy is way to big to be Genji in the first place.

>>87796538
See, he's got the pointy anime hair, but it looks like he's got a full head of it, whereas>>87796298 has shaved sides and a soul patch.
Also, Genji's not big enough in this picture, that other guy's huge.

The sixth member is Liao

http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Liao

That's who the notGenji is

>>87796608
Don't we have an image of Doomfist somewhere?

>>87796643
Which one?

>>87796691
I remember a picture of a guy with a red mohawk and a metal jaw, thought that was a Doomfist.

>>87796538
Yes. Hanzo and Genji were trained of course but Genji slacked off, it is canon that he lazed around doing nothing until the Yakuza demanded Hanzo take his head for it.

>>87796718
That was what I assume the hero looked like, since it's been passed around a few times. Can't wait to see his new user one day.

>>87796823
It's kinda interesting, since their appear to be 3 Doomfists, and the first guy looks like was just built as fuck with Spiked Knuckles. That shit's wild

>>87796740
I'm fairly positive it wasn't for being lazy. From the way they talked, there was a botched mission they undertook and genji decided to disobey the kill order, or something like that.

>>87796312
Only if that's Doomfist 3.
Doomfist: Origins and Doomfist II - The Scourge were both black, African guys.

What if the kid from the first Cinematic is Doomfist III

>>87796870
On the flag it says something like "The Scourge, the Savior" and I forgot the last one.

>>87796947
There hasn't been anywhere near enough time passing since the cinematic for him to get older

>>87796875
According to the wiki Genji was uninterested in the Yakuza's illegal businesses, and simply reaped the rewards. When their father died, Hanzo demanded that Genji play a more active role. He refused, and apparently that lead to the confrontation.

>>87796961
Third one is omnic markings, which suggests Doomfist III is an omnic.

>>87796961
Doomfist 3 is The Successor, assuming he/she actually exists.
It could just be a theoretical think, considering that the Doomfist gauntlet is in the possession of Numbani Museum.

>>87796997
>>87797018
I'm pretty sure the way it's gonna play out, is years later there's going to be another confrontation at the museum, but this time the kid's going to be an adult and nonchalantly use it to fist reaper

>>87796983
I thought hanzo was pressured by the family to off him. At least that's the way the cinematic made it seem.

>>87797060
>the kid's going to be an adult
The Museum cinematic is set very shortly after Winston recalls Overwatch, the kids are talking about how Overwatch have been shut down for a long time. If he grows up to be Doomfist it would have to be set years after all the other conematics.

Doomfist 3 is gonna be an omnic, and he'll be treated the same way SamCap was
>God damn robots stealing human legacies

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>>87797018
Doomfist three is almost guaranteed to be this guy.
>Thick outline instead of the blurry one for more guaranteed desgins
>Doomfist is an african hero and at the moment, there's only one dark male character
>Every Doomfist has been black as fuck, down to the names, look at them.
>This guy's head has the same shape as "The successor" just flipped around.

The teen boy being Doomfist is about as likely as Alejandra from the S76 solo short had at being Sombra

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>>87797689
And the posters

Is Doomfist Numbani's hero then?
I thought he was a bad guy due to the name.

>>87796538
Genji did not join Overwatch until after he became a cyborg

>>87797748
One saved the da, the other either ruined the day or REALLY fucked up the Omnics, and the successor looks like he'll be with Talon.

>>87797713
>>87797689
Doomfist III is an omnic. The poster even says as much. The Successor is the omnic apprentice of The Scourge.

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>>87796298
what >>87796312 said. Guy in the lower left looks like second Doomfist.
>>87796397
Genji wasn't a part of first gen
>>87796914
I'm pretty sure mohawk guy is meant to be this guy on the very far left. But to me the Scourge looks lighter skinned than the first Doomfist guy so I was thinking he might be white. I didn't notice the dreads though white people can have dreads.

>>87797810
Doomfist 2's name is Nigerian.
I'm not saying it's 100% impossible he was white but all the supporting evidence suggests he was black.

>>87797798
It doesn't say that at all. It's written in Omnic, but is that really surprising in a city that was half built by the omnics because Africa didn't try to kick them out?

Besides, Blizzard is just using it as a cover while they think of a name for Doomfist 3. That much is obvious.

>>87797810
MIDGET HAZ-MAT BANE RELEASE WHEN?!

Are there any non homosexual ships in Overwatch?

>>87797810
>this guy on the very far left
Dude's straight up cyberpunk Travis Bickle.

>>87787721
This patch is amazing, retard.
Mercy is actually playable, Lucio actually has a niche instead of still being picked every game, Zarya is more balanced, the game is not as easy to stack Q to win, and Mei needs more time to charge her ult that is stupidly good at controlling space, not to mention needed Pharah buff to actually bother jumping with her, and Soldier isn't worthless anymore.

Now we just need to adjust roadhog hook length and fix the weird hitbox and make it so that you won't be positive in win loss ratio but somehow still behind in competitive SR and the game will be great.

And crack down on leavers in ranked, add a low prio system and that shit will end quick.

If you're talking about quickplay or something with hero limit, fucking deal with it. Stacking is and always has been bullshit that ruins the game. Play vs ai if you want that.

>>87797990
I think the hazard suit only came to be worn by Torbj in his comic.

>>87787067
>>87788537

"Lightspeed"
Season 5, Episode 8

>>87790885
>>87793583
I can dig it

>>87793610
I prefer Junkrat with either Mei or Dva

>>87794302
>Doomfist
the Doomfist is in a museum in Numbani, it's the object on the cart in that level

>>87796397
Genji didn't join Overwatch till after he had already become a Cyborg, there's an official pic of him in one of the comics showing him wearing one of those Overwatch body suits on top of his cybernetics

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>>87798084
>Genji didn't join Overwatch till after he had already become a Cyborg, there's an official pic of him in one of the comics showing him wearing one of those Overwatch body suits on top of his cybernetics
I gotcha. I'd say these were the gloriest days, maybe a decade or so before things REALLY went to shit for them.

>>87798084
>people ship Junkrat with Mei because all their interactions involve Mei being disgusted by him
Awful

>>87798031
Genji and Mercy is something the game and the devs acknowledge.

>>87798084
So what was the link between Mercy and Genji before he joined OW?
How did she know to save some dead Yakuza playboy in Japan, and why would she care over all the other people she could be helping?

>>87798031
McCreexZarya

>>87798248
>and why would she care over all the other people she could be helping?

Genji would be a potential asset, because of his fighting skills, and his inside knowledge of the japanese underworld.

>>87798230
>maybe a decade or so
Less than that. Tracer's only 26 and Overwatch has already been shut down for a few years.
Given her age and between her pilot career, the chronal accident, Winston building the accelerator and the end of Overwatch, Tracer could only really have had a couple of years on the team.

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>>87798084
>DVa
DVa and Lucio, her and Junkrat doesn't make any sense. No interactions or amusing contrasts.

>Mei
At least they interact, but literally all of them sound like Mei wants to Sub-Zero fatality him. So also shit taste

>>87798502
Lucio asked D.Va to dinner but it didn't go so well

https://youtu.be/xqSG-bUQo_g

>>87798619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvRgvK0SVuw
D.Va is definitely the "play's hard to get" type. She's also an e-celeb. She probably enjoys being chased.

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>>87798703
>She probably enjoys being chased.
SPEEEED BOOST

>>87798310
My nigga

>>87798232
Somethingsomethingtsunderesomethingsomething

I just want a DVA short or comic with plenty of ass shots ok

>>87799045
Tsundere a shit.
Besides, there's literally nothing else about her to warrant tsundere.

>>87798703
>>87798619
I have to say seeing the voice actors doing their thing is probably the first time I ever actually wanted to go to Blizzcon. Especially Reinhardt's. That guy is a treasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tufCFHcw5u8

>>87799091
I've been waiting for a D.Va, Lucio, Mei and/or Pharah comic or short for ages now get in line.

>>87799198
>Pharah
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/pharah-mission-statement
Here's a Pharah comic. But yeah the other three need something.
Get ready for the Mei one. It's going to be set on Ecopoint: Antarctica and it's going to make the Bastion one look like a happy skip in the woods.

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>>87799177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUh6vWazVks

>you will never have as much fun as this old man when you're his age

>>87789965
blame Valve for selling out

>>87798703
I just realized the reason Lucio's voice actor acts all 'Pfft' at Symmetra's is because he, in canon, doesn't like the Vishkar. That is some small but serious attention to detail there

>>87786848

>blizzard has admitted they've been making the lore up as they go along
>quirky quipshit is super popular with the fanbase so they're gonna make something in the line with that instead of some serious grimdark warstory

>>87789965
Don't blame blizzard for being less retarded that Valve

>>87799325
Uh, actually the issue was they were gonna put a bunch of LGBT shit nobody in the fanbase wanted so they had to rework it. If anything they would want to make it more towards the grimdark warstory if they were going to do anything else with the story

>>87799305
>That annoyed: "Aw man, look who it is..."

>>87799364
>source:his ass
>>87799325
Overwatch was never a serious grimdark warstory

>>87798031
RoadhogxMercy

>>87798051

>the game is not as easy to stack Q to win

There are people who believe this.

>>87786848
overwatch's lore fucking stinks
why do you people care when its just every generic trope shoved into an amalgamation of bad

>>87798502
not like Symmetra makes any more sense(honestly I bet Junkrat would give her a slight panic attack at how messy and asymmetrical his default appearance is)

>>87799305
>>87799371
kinda funny even with her the most he does is get slightly annoyed, Lucio is best boy

>>87799482
Symmetra and Junkrat have an excuse of having the Yin Yang dynamic, not hating each other quite yet, and the junkers being the perfect excuse to drop a vishkar development in Australia.

>>87794488

Overwatch headcannons are legitimately retarded.

The characters are TF2 levels of fucked up sociopaths so whenever someone does something in the lines of that it leads to be these weird backlashes.

>>87798031
Besides the ones people mentioned

76 or ReaperXAna (WHO'S THE DADDY!?)
76 X Mercy
Lucio X D.Va (may or may not have been shot down, thanks Blizzcon)
The crackships of Roadhog X Mercy and Junkrat X Symetra
Torbjorn X Mercy (yes this exists)

Personally I really like McCree and Zarya for some reason

>>87794447

It's true, I have only fucked and masturbated in the woods.

Man, I just want to learn about Liao. That piece of shit hasn't even shown up even though he was a founder.

>>87794899

I wish he was Skeletor, so his "die, die, die" ult quote could be replaced with "nyeh, Nyeh, NYEH"

>>87799554
>Roadhog X Mercy
>crackship
remember the blizzard help ticket about her accepting Roadhog's proposal?

Still waiting for it to shit the bed as Diablo III
and StarCraft IIs march into banality.

>>87799554
Torbjorn and Mercy isn't that shocking, since they seem to be pretty close in a lot of side stuff.

>>87799554
>WHO'S THE DADDY!?
Reindhart

>>87799554
you know I just realized that Junkrat and Zarya would actually be a pretty fun ship, even if a lot of it would be them being racist towards Omnics

also Soldier 76/Ana is the superior ship for those two(I like to call it Foxy Grandparents)

>>87799714
Anon please, the dad is obviously a male hooker from Egypt.

>>87799645
LIAO BLIZZCON '17

>>87794127
third gen doomfist? i know the first was good and the second was a cunt but there hasn't been a lot linked to the third one as far as i know

>>87799998
See >>87797713 >>87797689

>>87799998
Third has been predicted to be half Omnic, and may or may not be using Talon to get a hold of the gauntlet. That or the second one is using Talon.

I want /v/ to leave

also tracer a shit

>>87796298
the guy on the far left is liao

>>87800119
He was confirmed not Liao.

>>87799904
>not Ana fucked all 3 around the same time and doesn't even know herself

>>87799714
>Reindhart
If that was true then Pharah would be 8ft tall

>>87800187
Well, its obviously not Rein. Pharah would have a glorious German beard if she was his.

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I had a faint hope and now it's dashed

Goddamit blizzard

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>>87798031
I want to believe Soldier/mercy was a thing during overwatch's golden day, because dammit if 76 isn't the captain America over watch deserves

>>87798031
Speaking of, what even is the basis for the McCree/Hanzo stuff? They don't really interact.

>>87800473

It's Japan US Relations.

>>87800473
Gunslinger vs Samurai.

>>87793830
>>87794048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do2eCWeWktg
>Remember not to ship shame guys.
KEK

Genji x Tracer is shit.

>>87800361
Mercy like 17 when she joined overwatch while Jack was in his late 30s
All those picture of young Pharah hanging with Overwatch? Mercy was only a few years older than her

>>87800726
And she was a head surgeon of a Swedish hospital by that point.

>>87800726
Doesn't mean she can't have daddy issues or even be in a relationship with an older man

>>87800806
>>87800886
Jack is a man that needs a proper woman, not a little girl pretending to be grown.

It's clearly AnaXJack. Reyes turned into an edgelord because he got cucked out of the girl and the leadership of Overwatch.

>>87800227
She does have his love of Justice

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>>87800914
>Implying you don't want it

>>87800956
Reinhardt dude, it's the only thing that makes sense. How else would she sign up to the military as soon as possible, and how else would she gain her love of JUSTICE?

>>87801014
I'd prefer Sombra or Mei but Mercy's pretty sexy now. But not when she was a snot-nosed brat. It'd be like dating D.Va except without the "I'm dating an idol" fun and no amount of young girl sex would make it worth it.

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>>87801051
And was a military woman and Pharah was probably emulating her the only way the disenfranchised child of a solider can despite later knowing otherwise later in life

>>87801128
Somber and Nei lack any actual history with soldier, besides 76 needs a dedicated Healer that can go off the books now and then now that he's a vigilante

>>87801266
Where else would he get his biotic-emitters from? Also he's right next to her and Genji on the map of connections to the Illuminati. So it sounds plausible,

>>87801266
>>87801338
That was me saying who I liked.
Soldier the vigilante is currently travelling with Ana who carries plenty of biotic equipment. Plus he does to and these things aren't exactly hard to get.

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>>87800361
dad76 is best76.

>>87801051
She emulated her mother who also loves justice. It's not even clear Pharah knows her father, but Ana is closest to Jack. They have mirrored sprays and more implicit dialogue together. Where did Reinhardt even come from as a possibility?

>>87800987

And her justice reigns from above. A reference to being tall?

>>87801482
Her mother loves Justice? Now I'm starting to think you're agreeing with me. It's their voicelines mostly, Rein sounds happiest to know she's alright.

>shipfags actually believed a prequel story would somehow validate their headcanon ship(s)

Just sad

>>87801610
It's Reinhardt he never sounds not happy

Makes me wish he had more gloryday interactions

>>87801687
The Reaper/76 guy at OWG sure did.

>>87801465
Pretty much exactly how he would've treated Mercy. This "wife" stuff is nonsense.

>>87801832
>Implying she's not into that.

>>87800473
I thought it was because of the VA panel at Blizzcon.
Matt Mercer did a bit where McCree orders a coffee for Hanzo.

>>87801832
I agree that the ages make it fairly unsuitable but that doesn't stop me having a thing for the Team Dad and Team Mom getting together.

>>87802068
It doesn't help that 76 has prematurely aged. Ana looks slightly younger than him for fucks sake.

>>87802119
He's not a young man anymore!

That being said, I don't think being blown the fuck up did him any favors.
I was never clear on how everyone survived shit, I know Mercy saved Genji's life but did she do the same for Jack, Ana and Reyes as well?

>>87802119
Dude aged 20 years in 6 years, while she hasn't changed at all. And he's supposed to be the youngest of the original team.

>>87802178
She saved Reyes, yeah. It could be inferred that she saved Jack as well.

>>87802178
Jack probably barely made it out, and stress started to really get to him. Ana got lucky and it seemed like she just stayed in a local hospital.
Mercy is most likely the one who made Gabe a cloud of dust.

>>87802221

she doesn't seem to know why gabriel is the way he is, going by in-game dialogue

i think likeliest thing is someone stole her rez tech and botched using it on gabriel

>>87802178

ana was taken out of commission by widowmaker during an op and decided to lay low and thought to be dead, she wasn't at the destruction of overwatch HQ

Is Reaper nanomachines?
Does that mean he has a nano-penis?
Is that why he's so edgy?

>>87802963
He is a cloud of nanomachines now, yes.

>>87802963
Does Genji still have a penis?

>>87803143
No. But Mercy gave him a great ass to compensate.

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>>87803143

>>87803143
He's gotta pee from somewhere, presumably, perhaps not.

>>87803183

Just metal with fleshy ass cheeks stapled to the metal.

>>87794839
I'm a one-man army.

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>>87803255
>He's gotta pee from somewhere

He is a total and complete ripoff of Raiden, so no, he doesn't have to pee, or even eat.

>McCree was 17 when he was forced to join Blackwatch
>He'd already been running with a gang before that
>now he was t go around killing people for an organization he never asked to join
>armed only with pocket sand and a six shooter
>working for a guy edgier than a bismuth studded collar
Jesse had a hard life, the Geneva HQ bombing was probably the best thing to happen to him.

>>87802184
Side effect of the super soldier program he was in? Alternatively, see how good you look after being caught in an exploding building.

>>87786848
Thank god, one less board this shit can be shilled on.

>>87804432
>forced

Reyes gave him a choice, join Blackwatch, and put his skills to a use that would benefit society as a whole, or life in prison. McCree chose the4 former, and was apparently pretty good at it, seeing as he was Blackwatch's number two before the incident. You don't progress that far through an organization if you don't enjoy it on some level.

>>87794839
We're all soldiers now.

>>87804432
McCree seems pretty happy where he is now. I'm your huckleberry.

>>87796298
Young Reinhardt is hot as fuck.

So is Old Reinhardt

>>87804862
Young being a relative term in this case.

>Pharah:I used to have a poster of you in my room.
>Reinhardt:I remember that poster, my hair looked amazing!

>>87799275
I love this man.

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>interesting concept
>cool design
>potential way to look into Omnic/Human relations
>basically just a glorified background character for Genji's lore
Being a Zenyatta fan is suffering.

>>87805228
Why was his master so weak?

>>87805228
>blizzard
>good writing
pick one

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>>87805228
At least he has the love of the fans

>>87805250
Zenyatta's master was a standard omnic with shields like Zenyatta.
And Zenyatta could be bodied by Widowmaker, like his master, until he was buffed.
So, clearly his master wasn't buffed yet, and got bodied by Widowmaker.

>>87805758
>bodied by a fucking widowmaker

He deserved to die.

>>87801465
The developers are rather amused by this meme because according to them, he isn't all that fatherly.

>>87806008
This was before Widowmaker was nerfed and her bodyshots did like 150+ damage on a bodyshot when fully charged.
She literally 2 shot every 200HP hero at the start.
And unbuffed Omnics only have 150HP like Tracer and Zenyatta on release, so the're all bodyable.

>>87806008
Well she did headshot him

>>87799420
Ult charge got a nerf across the board, if you try not using your ults just to stack them you are going to lose, at least in competitive.

>>87794302
I think it's to show that Omnics aren't a collective. The Shambali are not allies of the Russian Omnic Crisis. Omnica, the company that devised the Omnics is also the one that gave the technology to Volskaya to fight the Russian Omnics.

>>87797946
It also fits the character missing from the roster. We need an Evil Omnic, so Doomfist being an Omnic is a possibility.

Let's not forget Blizzard has commented on skins being able to change the character itself. I could see Doomfist skins being that of Successor, Scourge, and Savior.

>>87793087
>>>87792924
> Australia being a shithole,

That's a given in any universe, fiction or otherwise

>>87792924
Don't forget
>Cool Black Guy who grinds everywhere

>>87807719
>Let's not forget Blizzard has commented on skins being able to change the character itself
true, technically we've already seen some examples, with the Legendary Halloween Skins technically being different characters than the originals(there's also the younger versions of several characters like Ana, S76, Reaper, and others)

>>87808931
I like to think Reaper's Mariachi skin is from an alternate universe where he's basically the protagonist from El Mariachi.

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>Warhammer 40k/Second Renaissance tier genocidal war
>30 years later Omnic dindu nuffin they oppressed minority

Omnic hate is 100% justified.

>>87797990
Unfortunately, they couldn't make Hazmat work so he got rolled into Ana.

>>87809500
I really can't argue with it. I mean, they literally can be over-written and made into mindless killbots if a God Program walks by them. Maybe if they could fix that problem we'd have a discussion.

>>87804392
To be fair, he could also be a ripoff of grey fox

>>87810461
How good was Grey Fox's ass?

>>87810496
Well, according to otocon, it was just like a anime, so it varies rather considerably from person to person depending on taste or lake therof

>>87810554
Which anime feature the best Man Asses?

>>87810585
Free maybe?

>>87800187
>Mother, who's my dad?
>Fareeha, after that party, be thankful you're not barking

>>87800680
t. PharahxMercy shipper

>>87812120
>W-what do you mean?
>Well dear, we were young, attractive people carrying out high stress missions. You had to unwind somehow! You know how it is.
>I do not!
>Really? How do you spend your downtime then? Polishing your armour?
>Yes!
>Oh heavens, I raised a homebody! This is my fault Fareeha, I wasn't their for you during those awkward teenage years. Don't worry, this is easily fixed. Why don't you call some of the boys-
>Mother! I am not having an... an orgy with you!
>Not with me dear, I'll be officiating. That comes later.
>MOTHER!

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>>87790885
BLIZZARD CAN'T KEEP ME FROM MY WAIFU FOREVER

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>>87800680
>Genji x Tracer
Why is that a ship even?
Tracerat is the one true Tracer ship.

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>>87812789
Storytime's over.

>>87792962
Why was Mercy so shit at bringing Reaper back but Soldier turned out better than ok?

>>87812897
Reaper was injured worse than Soldier was(indeed his injuries seem to have been mostly superficial ones), enough so that Mercy had to break out an experimental and untested technology to try and save his life(which I imagine was an earlier and much crappier version of her Ultimate)

>>87812897
Because Gabriel's a total dick whereas she actually likes Jack.

>>87812897
I'm assuming Reyes was in far worse shape, forcing her to use more experimental processes to keep him alive. Probably turning him into mostly nano bots.

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>>87799662
>so his "die, die, die" ult quote could be replaced with "nyeh, Nyeh, NYEH"

>>87812754
Now I have an urge to see every female character in their casual clothes but with 76's jacket...

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>>87796152
>until I heard this post!
>heard

>>87794839
Young punks, get off my lawn!

>>87812918
>Heroes never di...OH MY GOD, I FUCKED THIS UP

>Make a game with interesting characters/setting/etc
>It's a boring online shooter
Absolutely retarded

>>87798232
Girls are notorious for declaring disgust as a reflex when it makes their panties wet.

>>87804731
What is he doing now?
I thought Talon were trying to kill him or something.

>>87812809
>someone swings by the outback to pick up junkrat for a date
>roadhog is on the front porch, polishing his scrapgun

>>87794625
>>87794697
>>87794756
Read the character bio from the website. It states that he left the Shambali (sham) because he didn't agree with how they wanted to teach their practice to the masses and instead wanted to teach people at an individual level, among the people.

>>87814964
This. Zenyatta is pretty cool that way especially if you think how he basically branched off from what was implied to be Mondatta's style of teaching (despite being good friends with him). Given everything in his quotes and unlockables, it's pretty much inferred that he became a traveling battle monk after rehabilitating Genji (since Genji is implied to be living with the monks now).

>>87805228
>helped genji come to terms with himself and his new cybernetic parts
>brother of Mandata
>back ground character

>>87810496
It's Metal Gear, every man has a great ass.

Just lost 3 comp matches.


Fuck people who go hanzo and genji every time. We needed burst to get rid of the enemy (they were doing the bullshit "cluster together with 2 supports and tanks to be fucking invincible strat) so I tried to go junkrat, but no one else would fucking go healer.

Fuck this.

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So you think there is a chance for feature-length CGI cartoon?
I thought it was really hard for them making ONE short, so it will something else?

>>87815031
>(since Genji is implied to be living with the monks now)
He stray up calls Zen his master (even yelling out MASTER! when a friendly Zenyatta is killed in game) how is that not explicit?

>>87817408
How does tracer change and shower? Isnt her chest armor they only think keeping her stable?

>>87818052
They designed a special room where she's able to take off her harness.

>>87818052
there's a time-locked room where she can sleep effectively. Or it's waterproof.

>>87789011
the only time i hated the 1 hero rule was junkenstein's revenge because it felt like everyone i played with in that was just pants on head retarded and you always have that guy who rages because they get who they wanted

>>87789117
i don't know how she is in comp but sombra is a joke.

>>87812897
It's not confirmed that Mercy did save 76.

>>87817136
>just gold things

>>87812897
You do realize that one line he says at mercy is just him being a dick to her and fucking with her, right?

>>87786848

Probably for the best. Short start with a movie or two to establish the world and characters, then move to Tv show where they can focus on characters as they want.

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>>87792697
>Doomfist's connections
Shit!

>>87819886
>"What happened to you?"
>"You tell me, Doc"

The salt, I love it

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>>87793699
>>87799482

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>>87821062
>>implying his filth is not her fetish

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>>87821062
>>87821132

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>>87787010
>focusing on the most obnoxious character in the cast

a story about the old crew in their glory days would be a million times better, as would following around any character in OW minus Widow who's just boring

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>>87821132