>be anon coming home from work
>3-year-old cousin greets me wearing a cape
>Hey little buddy. Who are you now, Superman?
>No. I'm Ninja Turtle!
>But little man, Ninja Turtles don't wear capes.
>doesn't reply, just runs off to play
>felt like Dad in the Lego Movie for a second, so I just let him do him
ITT: The most weirdly imaginative or out there /co/-related playtime you've seen come from a kid.
>>87778287
I once threw my Batman toy in the toilet and pretended he was drowning. So I decided to create a "log" for Batman to grab onto to save himself. I didn't want to touch my toy after that so I just flushed my toy down the toilet with my turd.
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>>87778355
Oh man. My mom would have kicked my ass if I did that. I have theorized that she secretly kept an inventory of all the toys she bought me so she'd know if I lost something she paid good money for.
>>87778604
It was when I was a kid and it was this one.
>>87778287
It's kind of morbid that a ninja turtle would use a turtle shell as a shield.
I babysat a kid back in 2006 who pretended to be Pac-Man. He curled up in a ball and asked if I could drop cherries on the floor.
>>87778355
KEK
>>87778287
Igrew tired of my Woody doll so one day I took his voice box and cu the connecting wires that allowed him to talk. I didn't normally mistreat my toys as a kid, but I did to him out of a deliberate sense and purpose of sadism, purely because I thought he could come to life like Woody in Toy Story and I wondered how he would react to being rendered mute.
>>87778803
Sounds like something Sid would do after this happened.
I was baby sitting my nephew and he had fashioned a crude nunchuck out of tape, sting and paper towel roles. I asked him who he was and he told me
Battle
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