So I just looked up what happened to the original earth 616 wolverine

>>87768619
Imagine how much more fucked up it would be if you actually read comics.

>>87768639
I'll read comics when I don't have to rely on pirates to put together a complete story in reading order for me

The entire Marvel comic universe is "messed up", it's just a never ending series of nefariously motivated bullshit, tumblr pandering, and ruinous choices to pre existing characters

>>87768722
this. Went to shit around "fear itself" time period.

>>87768656
Or you could just fucking kill yourself.

>>87768619
How else are they supposed to replace him with a black/native american mix quad-gendered transvestite?

>>87768619
He's still being used as an outside statue to make pigeons happy?

Don't really give a shit about Wolverine, but I can't wait to see what kind of bullshit they'll pull out of their asses when they eventually bring him back

>>87768741
>around "fear itself" time period.
it went to shit in the 90s around the Clone Saga.

>>87768619

Let's be real, he's not really dead. He's still there like that and it's guessed that he took the extra dose of regeneration serum. So he's incubating while his older AU self is running around.

>>87768619
So what exactly happened here? Taking an educated guess and he was covered/trapped in a molten metal of some sort? Likely adamantium?

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>>87769642
Wolverine lost his healin factor and went on a mission to stop his creator from making more weopon Xs,in the process he doused himself in adamantium to stop the process and suffocated to death killing the man who gave him an adamantium skeleton in the first place

>>87769703
So he's good old-fashioned dead in there, right? Not trapped as an immortal forever in an indestructible metal shell, unable to die and slowly going insane?

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>>87769784
In theory suffocation is one of the best ways to put him away permanently but you know how this genre works.

>>87768822
It went to shit with Secret Wars when they started pandering to toy companies.

>>87768619
It's amazing that the X-Men basically have Magneto on speed dial and nobody thought to ask him to crack that thing open so they could get his body for a proper burial. Instead, they just chose to prop the statue up at his cabin somewhere in Canada

>>87770621
Holy shit. You're so right. Wtf

>>87769703
>welco jean scho

What did he mean by this?

>>87768619
>>87770621
You know what's more amazing? Wolverine had the avengers and X men on speed dial and he decided to go alone

>>87770621
>>87770925
It's as if the whole thing was contrived trite.

>>87768822
Nah. Annihilation, Annihilation Conquest, GotG and Thanos Imperative was a fucking GOAT Saga.

>>87770890
Welcome to Jean Grey School for Higher Learning

>>87769784
They wrote every reason for him to die there, like losing his healing factor for good, but you KNOW they'll bullshit something up to bring him back

Sooner or later they'll say the extreme trauma reawakened his healing factor and he's been alive, trapped for all this time, and he'll be evil when he's out, because Sabretooth is good now. Then they'll trade somehow and we'll be back to normal.

>>87772269
>because Sabretooth is good now
How in the fuck?

>>87772479
He got inverted in Axis and didn't turn back to normal at the end.

>>87772269
I just want Wolvie to know the peace of the grave and not have to suffer anymore. ;_;

>>87768619
He will be revived/cloned.

Just consider this a little vacation.

>>87772269
It was already established that Wade has his DNA and access to equipment to clone him.

>>87772522
Oh ok that makes sense. AoA Sabretooth was the best so maybe 616 Sabretooth is something like his AoA counterpart.

>>87768639
I want to read Green Lantern but I have to read through 4 seperate titles with other shit appearing in Blue Beetle, Supergirl, etc.


Where is the TPB

>>87770621
Or Kitty
I thought her powers had gotten to the point of selective phasing (therefore being able to breath while phasing, phasing other people) and she could thus phase him out of there

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>>87770487
It went to shit in 1970 when Kirby left

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>>87768804
He is back. They waited less than a month and brought in Old Man Logan through a major asspull. Marvel cucks only want non-white males, maybe white women, and everything else( especially minority females) as heroes. White men are bad guys now or a severely flawed. Hell Stark is a magic whitey AI now.

>>87773053
iron man is a force ghost now? wtf marvel...

>>87773053
wtf is tony dead now too?

>>87768619
>original earth 616

That was destroyed long ago due to Kulan Gath.

>>87773214
If it makes you feel any better, Cletus isn't dead and he's probably going to be fighting an Elder God soon (if for no other reason than it's Carnage so fuck everyone else)

Bad news is that Carnage-man is still dead though

>>87773214
>>87773144
>>87773053
This is why we have President Trump.

>>87773329
>Carnage fighting an elder god
Sold

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>>87773333
Holy Shit!!! What the fuck /pol/?!

>>87768804
Deadpool has some of Logan's DNA and a machine that can create a new body for him. So yeah, Logan's return depends on Deadpool.

>>87770487
Secret Wars really was the start of a slow decline

>>87773333
If nothing else good comes from this presidency, at the very least I hope it pushes back the tide of SJ nonsense

>>87772847
Yeah, they basically turned him into AoA Sabretooth trying to atone for his pre-AXIS actions. It was a smart move, but only works when Wolverine is out of the picture.

>>87773053
>They waited less than a month and brought in Old Man Logan through a major asspull
Wolverine died in September pre-Secret Wars and OML didn't get added until after Secret Wars. That's a year, not a month.

>>87768656
>>87772929

This is pretty fair point.

>>87768656
Oh and so you want us to believe you don't also require someone to read the text and describe the pictures?

Bigger question. Will he try to fuck Jean or Ororo once he gets back?

>>87768619
Do the others, like, visit his grave?

>>87769784
He lost his healing factor so he's dead dead.
There was the Wolverines comic which was with Sabertooth, Daken, X-23 and Lady Deathstrike
The end game was to bring back Wolverine from the dead from the afterlife or something.
Supposedly he was also the key in preventing Secret War
In a sense he was the key to stopping NuMarvel

Biggest question: When will they make X-Men good again?

>>87772269
>>87772479
>>87772522
Elixir came back from the dead and cured his inversion when his new power boost caused him to go a little crazy.
Sabretooth is going to go evil again soon, most likely during Inhumans vs X-Men.

Wolverine's death was such unutterable bullshit.

Adamantium has to be kept at 1500 F even for the short period it even can stay molten. That's the temperature they use to cremate bodies. He should have been dead, completely cooked if not charred through and through the moment the metal enveloped him. Even his healing factor at maximum could not have saved his life.

I love comic book silliness, but see, this was real-world physics.

>>87775994
So you would prefer a hardened puddle of adamantium?

>>87770342
TE GUSTA EL CHOCOLATE CALIENTE CONDORCHAVO?

>>87776167

I would have preferred him to have died differently.

For instance with 9000 arrows sticking from his back. That's still almost insane, but not completely impossible and still iconic.

The thing is, the adamantium thing would really only have left a puddle of somewhat impure metal. His flesh would have evaporated, his bones fallen apart.

>>87776465
To be honest I always thought he was going to be tossed into a metal box in the ocean.

>>87773744
Great

>>87775812
God damn status quo. This stupid shit happened with the Riddler too.

he worked better as a hero of sorts.