The main character of the last /co/ related thing you watched/read goes up against Michael Myers. How well do they do?
>>87768512
CWverse Green Arrow vs Michael Myers
I actually want this.
>>87768512
Isn't Myers a punkass bitch when compared to other classic horror movie antagonists? The only one less of a threat is the literal retard hillybilly who's only claim to fame is wielding a chansaw and wearing accessories made out of human skin?
>>87768720
>Isn't Myers a punkass bitch when compared to other classic horror movie antagonists?
Well, he's immortal and has the plot power of always catching up to a victim despite never running, so no.
>>87768759
But most main characters of /co/ wouldn't need to run from him, they'd just stand there and beat his immortal ass, or beat him through the power of wacky comical hijinx as he kept trying to catch them.
>>87768512
>Deadpool
Myers doesn't stand a chance--
>Deadpool #22
Fuck, Wade's vulnerable because of the emotional-wringer, he might lose this one
>>87768759
NO!
FUCKING CURSE OF THORN IS BULLSHIT AND NON CANON.
I'll take Busta Rhymes than that crap.
>>87768825
Well if we're going by cartoon or comic logic, then it all depends entirely on who's universe it is
Michael's universe, he wins, their universe, they win
Him and Jason were virtually indistinguishable early on other than the fact that Jason's mom was the killer in the first Friday movie, but while she was "Jason" she was pretty much Michael Myers, an unstoppable killer who's unstoppable simply because of plot
>Batman
Yeah he's fucked. Guy's plot armor is thick, but it's like a kit kat when compared to Batman's maglite. Just seal him in a box and shoot him into space like Lord Death Man. Most of the explanation for him being a true supernatural force instead of a determined psycho was retconned anyway, so he could just outright asphyxiate.
>But Lord Death Man came back!
And then got sealed in a cement block and hasn't shown up in 3 years. Everything works out in the end.
>>87768857
Jason isn't unstoppable, he could be stopped by anyone with a freeze ray, also beaten by a sexrobot reprogrammed with kung fu skills
>>87768512
Vigilante. RIP
Too bad I chose that instead of New 52 Superman. So close.
>>87768720
the real threat is not the retard with the chainsaw. its his clown shit insane cannibal family.
>>87768854
Deadpool has been a big angsty baby for years
I think he does ok
>>87768888
Yeah but alot of /co/ characters take on insane clown posse cannibals every day solo and win
>>87768512
I would love to see a Punisher crossover with any horror movie villains.
>>87768512
Huh... Jason vs Firestorm
>>87768895
Makes me wonder, does Michael even sleep anymore, outside of those times where he's been hurt so badly that he falls into a kind of recuperative coma?
>>87768930
So them all jobbing to his massive plot armour then, like all the superheroes usually do in any AU involving a virus that turns people into monsters.
>>87768950
Wrongo, these things usually end up being a draw. But it would still be great to see them interacting. Captain No-Fun.
>>87768932
My god
>>87768857
Your right, practically indistinguishable
>Moon Knight
Resurrection retroactively made it impossible for me to ever take Myers seriously, so I'm sure MK wins.
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/rxueuoscs6d0b/Halloween
>>87768943
He still eats (albeit random raw meat like dogs and rats that probably can't sustain your Average Joe for long) so we can assume that he needs to rest every now and then, though it might not be as necessary to him as it is to a normal person.
>>87768977
The image you posted was of him effortlessly killing them all by himself
>Predator Omnibus Volume 4
Just another fight for Predator
>>87769014
Christ, it's just fanart. A story where Punisher effortlessly beats them would be shit and not what I would want at all. Calm down.
...Awkward
>>87768512
Okay, so this ends with Myers being incapacitated and captured for study.
>>87769078
What if Myers triesSpinning?
>Parker Industries Spidey
Wonder how that works out?
>>87769091
That's a good trick.
>>87768977
>a draw
That reminds me how in a crossover Chucky almost killed Cassie Hack and conveniently got eaten by a crocodile before he could go through with it.
>Shang-Chi, Master of Kung-Fu
Nah he's fucked.
>>87769091
>>87769117
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that it's not a great trick when your opponent has the high ground.
>>87769134
I remember Stefan Hutchison (the guy who wrote the last batch of Halloween comics) mentioning that Devil's Due kept suggesting/pressuring him to do a crossover with Hack/Slash.
He really didn't want to, but came up with a story anyway in case they made him. Something about how it wouldn't have been the "real" Michael, but the result of someone in the Hack/Slash Universe (where he's fictional) using occultism to try and bring him to life, because Hutchison really wanted the Halloween comics to remain separate.
>Speed Racer
Good luck trying to inexplicably catch up, Mike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EChZbd0HeGw
>>87769334
That's literally his power. He's the Droopy Dog of Slasher villains. Speed Racer is fucked.
>>87769345
>He's the Droopy Dog of Slasher villains.
Kek
>>87768512
I guess we know who wins this one.
>>87769651
>backstory where cosmo and wanda were once little mikey's fairies
It's been a while, how supernatural is Myers? All I remember is in H20 he manages to get out of a noose.
>>87769788
>Mikey just wanted to spook his sister on Halloween but she was too busy being a slut so he wished to be something that would really scare her
>Cosmo and Wanda decided what's scarier than an unstoppable serial killer?
>>87769033
>Predator kills skins beheads and cleans Michael's skull and mounts it
>He turns around to look at his body
>It's gone
>He turns around to look at the skull
>It's also gone
>>87771314
>Heavy breathing as we pan out from the ship
>To all the places the Pred and Myers battle
>Title card
>>87768854
>tfw reading this issue for the first time last night
Being Wade is fucking suffering.
>>87768512
>Star Wars Rebels
Gets thrown out an airlock after terrorizing their ship, I'd guess.
>>87768512
I am not so versed on horror movies, but isnt Michael Myers JUST a strong guy, with high to any pain?
Why people are talking like he has super powers or something? Can anyone even give me a list of what he "can" do?
Anyway, my last comic was BPRD - Hell on Earth - and while it hasnt a main character, the focus was on Johann - that at the time is using the Vrill Fire Suit - that allow him to kill lovecraftian kaijus.
At the last moment, he also discovered that he could do a little of omnipotence spiral power at the cost of his soul.
So I am pretty sure that he can take him, on any way.
>>87771681
>Why people are talking like he has super powers or something? Can anyone even give me a list of what he "can" do?
* Abnormal strength, enough to smash through walls and doors, crush heads, lift and throw around adults, etc.
* Abnormal durability, enough to shrug off or be only momentarily downed by stabbings, axings, shootings, hangings, being hit by vehicles, falling from great heights, electrocution, etc.
* A possible healing factor, given that he was shot in the eyes in II, but can see fine in subsequent films, among other things.
* Vaguely supernatural
>>87768759
He's not immortal, just durable. Cutting his head off or incinerating to charred bones will kill him like everyone else.
>>87768854
Context?
>>87772109
But if you cut off his head, it will be revealed that it's not Michael Myers behind the mask even if there is zero indication of that so I guess it's one of his superpowers too.Fuck, I'm still mad over Resurrection. Fuck
>>87772166Madcap infected Deadpool with a virus that seemingly kills him; but then Wade wakes up later completely fine, so he shrugs it off and goes about his day as usual. But then it's revealed that the virus is contagious, and that Deadpool has been obliviously spreading it to everyone that he's had any extended interaction with, including his daughter and adopted family.
He´s taken down worse. He´ll be fine.
>>87772191
Does he fix it?
>>87772180
>Fuck, I'm still mad over Resurrection. Fuck
Fucking same. What a shitshow.
Mikey's fucked, lads
>>87768512
Literally who?
>>87768512
>The Plutonian
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
>The tiger from Love
I think it'll be fine.
>>87768512
>Juan Salvo
Probably gets killed but who knows. He seems like he can handle himself well enough against "Beetles".
>>87768512
>Lincoln Loud
If it's a solo fight then Lincoln's totally fucked. If the whole family are allowed in the fight then he's got this - Lisa could just hand him the disintegration ray and the whole thing's over in seconds.
>>87768512
Dream just traps him in an endless happy dream
>>87768512
>lincoln loud
Good, maybe then the show would focus on one of the better characters
>>87771681
I would buy this
>>87776720
I'd watch this.
>>87768512
>Slapstick vs Michael Myers
It's literally just plays out like a Tom and Jerry sketch. I'd pay to see that shit.
>>87769099
Regular Parker outclasses Myers in every respect. Using modern day Parker is over kill.
>>87768512
>early J.M. Demettis Defenders
The only ones who have a problem are Nighthawk and Hellcat, MAYBE Clea. But Hellstorm, Val, and fucking Doctor Strange would fuck Mikey up.
>>87768512
Elric of Melnibone.
Over 50 years of plot armor because of his final, tragic fate.
All the ancient pacts with Elder Gods/ancient beings.
Yep, Myers gonna get recked.