This guy jumps out of a sewer while you're in Gotham City

Give him everything I have on me.

Throw a big rock at'em

>>87704038
Ha!

>This guy jumps out of a sewer while you're in Gotham City and tries to rob me
>It Ain't Me starts playing

Jokes on him, im poor

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>>87704025
>nervously reach for my wallet
>remember it's pic related
>remember I have no money
>die a very unpleasant death

>>87704025
Laugh at his design

>>87704025
Call him a nigger.

>>87704025
Give him my fake wallet.

>>87704025
Hey man I don't want no beef!

>>87705176
His design is great, Kevin.

>>87704074
hahaaa

I hesitate for a moment, wondering why he's so short. Then I shoot him.

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>>87704025
hop on his head and hope a mushroom pops out

>>87705246
He's 6'6"

>>87704025
Distract him this way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQy-eJALZI0

Suck his dick

>>87704036
First post best post.

>>87705296
Luigi is a genius.

>>87705288
he's a big guy

is this a meme thread?