I seriously only voted for Trump because of this shit to hap

>>87695742
>I seriously only voted for Trump because of this shit to happen

You're a stupid fucking idiot, even by Trump supporter standards.

Huh, so he's not under control of the Member Berries no more

>>87695770
Could also be the longer someone is under their control the less robotic they act. Jenner wasn't acting like a pod person... or at least I didn't think so. Hard to tell with that perpetual slur they got going on.

>>87695767

How does it feel to know my vote is worth just as much as yours? I just wanted my favorite show to have something fun to joke about

Anyways, how do you guys think they'll balance the persona of both mr Garrison and Trump for the next four years?

Can't help but feel happy for mr Garrison, all the shit he's gone through and now everyone kisses his ass

A bonus is that his new role might just have saved South park

Good job, OP, I would also vote for Trump if I lived in USA

>>87695890
If you live in a swing state actually your vote is worth a lot more.

>>87696150

Then you might just be be delighted to hear that I'm a proud resident in the great state of Florida

>>87695767
Obama was overhyped by people's expectations and hope for the first black president. 8 years later and I can't say things have really changed much for the general populace.

Likewise, Trump is probably not going make too many changes besides Obamacare and deportation of illegal immigrant convicts. All we can do now is wait and see, and in the mean time, there's going to be a lot of fun parodies to watch like South Park.

>>87696294

A.k.a mr Garrison

For me, it was a choise between (mr Garrison) or Harambe

But the meme value of Harambe had already gone down too much so (mr Garrison) is what I went with

>>87696345
Well he did already prevent WWIII. So we can thank him for not getting us nuked.

>>87695890
>they'll balance the persona of both mr Garrison and Trump
They don't need to balance anything. garrison has always been a dynamic character. he doesn't really have a fixed personality.

>dorky puppet teacher, but other than that, pretty normal
>psycho who talks to puppet
>super repressed mega gay man closeted to himself
>openly gay male
>Mrs. Garrison
>Transexual lesbian
>right-wing heterosexual transexual
>right wing cis-male
>trump satire

>>87696379
>he fell for the russia meme
retard

>>87696379
Yep, now we all just have to brush up on our Russian to prepare for our new overlords. Trump's handin' over the keys.

>>87696392

I don't wanna die with all these kickass South park episodes coming up

I didn't vote

>>87695742
>>87695767
>>87695890
You stupid fuck votes don't mean anything the electoral college is the only voting body that matters and the popular vote is precisely dick.

>>87696392
>Buying into the medias lies about how bad hurricanes are down here.

Funny. I remember as a kid a whole bunch of us would meet up at someones house and hold onto trash bags on our skateboards. Shit was the funnest thing to do during hurricanes.

>>87696421
This, Putin will be rolling over Washington with those soviet era tanks any day now.
Thankfully I already carved 'Wolverines' into the gun that I don't own because I don't believe in them.

>>87696421
>>87696506
You're so stupid, I'm surprised you remember to breathe

>>87696466

If votes doesn't mean anything then how come PC principal calls mr Garrison President?

>>87696408
>everything is a meme lolololol
retard

>>87695767
>tfw living in Pennsylvania
>tfw voting Trump for entertainment purposes
hehehehe

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>>87696421
>get taken over by Russia
>Putin makes both go full Communist
>Russo-American Alliance takes over world and all live in harmony

Just as he planned

>>87696408
Anon, I don't know what to say. The wiki leaks are a thing, you can see exactly what Clinton had to say about Russia. If you don't want to educate yourself and live inside your little bubble about what's happening because you're afraid of your ideals being wrong, that's your problem. So until you can get your head out of your ass you can fuck off.

>>87696421
Putin knows what our navy can do, he's smart enough not to push any bounds considering we out class them in every aspect. Also considering how their economy is tied to ours, so even if he did do something like that, it would be damaging his country just as much as ours. If anything Putin handed over the keys to Russia over to Trump.

>>87696530
That was a cartoon, anonymous.

>>87696527
I just hope you know how to say cyka blyat, the common pleasantry in Russian to say 'Please don't rape me with your bayonet you manly cossack".

>>87696431
That's okay, friend. It was your choice not to, just know that you really don't have the right to complain about anything.

>>87696345
>Won't change much

While I didn't like Obama he was pretty much reined in by the House and Senate being republican controlled. Trump on the other hand wants to put term limits on senate and he'll get to appoint 2-3 Justices in the next 4 years.

These are good things and you should be happy for not having the neocon warhawk bombing Russian allies as a "showing of strength"

>>87695795
>libcuck
Do you even know what board you're on?
If you're not a liberal who lives everything diverse then you don't belong here and should fuck off to /pol/

Both candidates were shit and I only voted for Hillary because I trusted her slightly more than I did Trump. This election was one of the shittiest, most cancerous elections I have ever witnessed and by the end of it I have to endure either annoying faggot Democrats gloating over Hillary or obnoxious shithead Republicans gloating over Trump winning.

But life goes on and neither Hillary or Trump would have been the destruction of America no matter what either side tells you. The one bit of satisfaction I got over this election was getting to see SJWs piss and moan over Trump winning. Which is very satisfying to see them so butthurt.

>>87695742
Wow, they're not taking the week off?

I thought for sure they'd need at least two weeks to figure out how to salvage the storyline after getting last week so wrong.
Hope they came up with a good fix.

>>87695770
Nah, sounds like he's still under control, but now just with more of actual Garrison mixed in.
The original plan was probably to have Garrison inciting riots after having lost due to member berries, but ultimately just be a means to spread them.
Now, instead, they have the member berries in control and Garrison is gonna get more focus more likely.

I wonder if the Member Berries will work on PC Principal.

>>87696566

So he doesn't have freedom of speech? I thought this was America

>>87696555

It is a cartoon*

>>87696558
You are so mad!
>>87696583
>le both candidates were shitty meme

>>87696466
Except the popular vote in each state decides how the electoral college votes retard.

>Americucks still huffing cold war bullshit prop

The only difference between Russia and the US is the latter has more territorial influence. They're not the RED MENACE meme you got tricked into.

>>87696583
I was with you until the last bit where you turned into a 14 year old.

>>87696625
B-B-But Hillary said so!

>>87696618
It doesn't, electorates vote entirely independently.

I don't get what the fuss is all about, why are you not happy that one of the best character in South park is president?

>>87696610
Mad with fear of our future Russian oligarchs.

we're like the resistance, man. We're gonna go underground and write poor-quality posts on the darknet about how great we are for not voting Trump when the red scourge comes.

>>87696625
ft. Russian Spy. Tell me what temperature your Borshe is this time of year.

>>87696625
Except Russian politics are increasingly religious and centered around one man. Also Russia is literally invading countries for their land.

>>87696546
Like I said you are a retard who fell for the russia meme.

>>87696610
They were both the most unfavorable candidates ever in American history.

>>87696634
SJWs are shit.

>>87696583
Honestly, if they weren't doing this whole storyline thing,
I feel this year they could have just done a rerun/mix of the "Vote or Die" and "Election Impossible" episodes and gotten by perfectly.

>>87696610
They were.
Trump far less so than Hillary, sure, but he's still shitty.
Hillary was a horrible person with horrible ideas
Trump's a pretty bad person with meh at best ideas.
And no, I don't mean "DUR HE'S A RACIST".
I mean he's a pathological liar that gets way too heated over shit and never fact checks anything he says or does.

>>87696625
Liberals spent the last 3 years trying to rekindle the cold war.

Russia may not be interested in killing all of you but Hillary was heavily invested in making people feel that way. She's a warhawk that went up on stage and said she wanted to shoot Russian planes out of the sky under a UN enforced no fly zone.

>>87696660
So they're literally exactly the USA.

>>87696650
And the last time enough members of the college voted against what their state pledged them to to actually change the outcome of an election was?

If you honestly are too young and/or stupid to understand the concept of "precedent", then you should stop posting.

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>he voted for Hilary
I was fine for people not wanting to vote at all or voting third party but you're a legit moron if you voted for Hilary

I'm still seeing people say Trump is racist despite him not saying anything overtly racist ever. That and le epic cheetoh or orange jokes.

Like rats struggling to dog paddle

>>87696681
>US growing ever more secular
>Russia growing ever more religious

>They're the same because by my European standards US is still religious!

God damn it. I'm really tired of this shit.

>>87695890
Depending on where you live vs where he lives, your vote could be worth somewhere between 1/3rd to 3x his because the electoral college is shit.

>>87696596
You can complain, people will just think you're retarded and won't want to put up with you.

>>87696704
>you're a legit moron if you voted for Hilary
they probably just thought she might be better than someone with no experience.

Threadly reminder that "Cartman" is actually an ad and the real Cartman is still out there, planning his comeback. He's going to be the wild card that steps in at the very end and saves the day.

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>>87696379

>>87696680
This is true, though it comes right out of the Obama presidency and by extension the administrations prior. I'm not a Shillarist nor a Liberal (classical, neo-, or American Democrat) if that's what you're implying.

>>87696661
And like I said, you're the sheep who refuses to search for the truth. But it's okay, go back to listening and believing.

>>87696666
I have nothing to say to you, I just wanted to congratulate you on those sexy quads

>>87696730
>he's never seen puss
he's just a kid who was blinded by mars man

>>87696734
Funny joke, which Tumblr blog did you parrot it from?

>>87696738
>And like I said, you're the sheep who refuses to search for the truth. But it's okay, go back to listening and believing.
I have. We were never going to go to war under hillary power hungry as she is. People saying that are as fear mongering as people saying trump is gonna kill all the mexicans/muslims/lgbt's. So again t for falling for the russian meme retard

>>87695890
>How does it feel to know my vote is worth just as much as yours?
>Americans actually believe this.
Only a few American votes actually count because of your electoral college.

>>87696704
Hillary's like a white super-predator.

>there are people out there who like Stan.

>>87695742
Are they rewriting the entire rest of the season?

>>87696566
I'm not complaining at all

>>87696715
The US isn't secular by any standard, even if it's "increasingly" secular. This is the country that evokes God (specifically the Christian God) at least twice in every sporting event. The deciding factor in Trump's election was he was able to fool the Evangelicals into believing he'd rekindled his faith. But I don't really care about the religiosity of the politics so much as they're both inherently autocratic systems interested in empire at the expense of everything else.

>>87696580
who died and named you the king of the pigpen?

>>87696824
>I'm honestly surprised /co/mblr isn't a dead board due to mass suicides thanks to God Emperor Trump.
>he fell for the tumblr is all sjw's meme
it's less of a hivemind than here that's for sure. I'm on there just for the porn and the only time I see SJW's its people btfoing them

>>87696851
you are thanks for admitting it

>Your daily derailed South Park thread due to someone throwing a fit because people didn't vote for [Insert your favored candidate]
This season was a mistake. Burn it down and try again from the start.

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>>87695767
I knew I'd get to see some salt about OP's vote. I just wasn't expecting it this early in the thread.

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>>87696858

>>87696879
Yeah, nice come back.

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>>87696823
I thought the deciding factor was he promised white workers in the Midwest they'd get their jobs back.

>>87696858

I don't care about any of that, I just want to have a goldmine of great South park episodes, I'm not even kidding

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Member when people on the Internet barely cared about politics?

>>87696815
I bet Stan would have voted for Trump and wrote in HItler as his running mate.

>>87696575
I sincerely doubt that term limits will end up passing through Congress, since you're essentially asking career politicians to vote against their own interest. I have more faith in a republic over a pure democracy, but this is one of those times that you can see the obvious disadvantage of it.

>>87696928
how the fuck is he gonna do that?

>>87696935
Ooh! Oh! I member!

Member when political talk on the internet wasn't part of every conversation and could be ignored?!

>>87696966
>CTR
crash team racing was good game what does that have to do with this

>>87696964
Reverse the policies and trade pacts that sent then away in the first place?

>>87696964
He won't.

>>87696902
Gee, really? He's glad that the candidate who didn't want to go to war with them won? Holy shit, are you Sherlock Holmes or something?

>>87695742
The voting age needs to be increased to 25.

>>87696974
Well Crash Team Racing is a game that is free everywhere on the internet but costs more than a new game + a playstation 1 at a gamestop.

So it's out of a job, but you can do it for free.

>>87696891
>>87696928

I think your forgot how little favor Trump had early on in the race. But you're right that once Trump gave nods to economics he did win, especially since Clinton wanted to focus on garbage feel-good topics.

This season is unsalvageable.
But how many shows make it to 20 seasons and a movie to begin with?

>>87696988
This

>>87696988

OP here, would still be able to vote, lol

Can't wait for the next silly statement from mr Garrison

>>87696950
Trump never fucking said he would-

>it's why I voted harambe

Oh, never mind, I'm talking to an absolute retard.

>>87696982
Correct, select the next category.

>>87696681
Gee, it's almost as if they tried to influence the election or something.

>>87697026
yeah trump never said that but he isn't going to do a lot of stuff he said he is already rolling back on getting rid of all of obamacare. and yeah I voted for a dead gorilla meme, the other candidates were all memes, why would I vote for them.

>>87696823
>This is the country that evokes God (specifically the Christian God) at least twice in every sporting event.

Secular isn't the same as anti-expression of religion.

>>87696965
Yeh yeh i member!
Member when 4chan was apolitical?

>>87696893
This was the stupidest lie passed around by guys like CNN during the election

Trump didn't want places like Japan to have Nuclear weapons. He wanted them to actually start paying for the constant american military presence defending their country. He also wants to push for NATO member nations to either pay up their obligated share or for it to be dissolved should it not find a good reason to exist

>>87696985
More like he's glad that the candidate that will severely cripple NATO by removing America won.

>>87697004
People haven't forgotten who pushed hard for NAFTA, and they knew Hilldawg was an advocate for Super Asian NAFTA from the beginning.

So it was Trump's "I'll renegotiate our trade to our favor/I'll put tariffs in to protect jobs"
vs
Hillary "It's My Turn/Muh Glass Ceiling/ohandillgetyousomejobssomehowsure"

>>87696966
>last name is literally mook
he was born for the role

>>87697056
But religious is the continuous expression of religion in areas where it's absolutely unnecessary. The ties of state to religion are also important to note. It's not secular at all. Should be, but isn't.

>>87697072
Nah. I'm sure someone does.

>>87697065
So, he didn't actually mean what he said, he meant exactly what you want to happen?

Isn't that wishful thinking?

>>87697072
>/co/mblr

What is this shit meme

>>87697035
This I hope everyone here loves Vodka because it will be all we're allowed to drink in the USSA

>>87697062
Sad to say I joined when Chanology was just getting started, so I don't member.

>>87696966
they probably didn't even have a concession speech written

>>87697072
>Seems appropriate for this thread.
how? literally no one if defending hillary?

>>87697031
I'll take "groups that should consider buying guns for self defense while they can for 1000"

>>87697119
I'm to the point where I don't know who's trolling who anymore.

So many facetious opinions and statements about Russia that I can't tell if they're genuine or part of a larger game someone is playing.

>>87696728
He legitimately had no idea he'd have to recruit staffers or what the job actually entails. He just assumed everyone would keep working for him and that he wouldn't even have to come to Washington, that he could spend every night in New York because the President "doesn't really do anything".

>>87696883
No it wasn't, it was great and you know it. People are sick and tired of the election and the best way to cope with that nausea is to laugh at it. Seriously, whats hard to understand about that?

>Dur hur everything needs to be original or it sucks

Do you even get comedy? Its not exactly easy coming up with new and original shit thats funny, especially 20 seasons in like you said. for what they're giving us its been pretty solid

>>87696858
>believing this
Trump unlike any other president is a business
He is already making his moves as president.
In the end, you will be the one surprised by the shit a old man can make in 4 years

>>87697150
Except, for the time being, the system works because TPP has failed a total of four times now.

It's weighted in their favor, but it's not like they're the only ones who matter.

>>87697146
it's all trolling idiot

>>87697157
I refuse to believe that

>>87696988
Hillary would lost most of her votes. Seriously.

>>87697176
>it's all trolling idiot
Are you sure it's trolling and people aren't actually just that stupid?

>>87697183
>You still can't admit in public you voted for Trump. without getting called a Nazi.
sure you can't

>>87697106
Link to me any event where he said that stuff where it made sense in context.

>>87697144
>Panic buyers shift from Rednecks afraid they're going to lose their guns to Minorities afraid Trump is going to give the call sign for kristallnacht 2.0 any minute now

>>87697209
>Are you sure it's trolling and people aren't actually just that stupid?
yes. no one actually believes russia is gonna take over. no one believes anything except we have no idea to know how trump will be as president. it's all trolls trolling each other to let off steam for the lulz

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>>87697146

>>87697176
Believe or don't, it doesn't matter. Unless you're an elector, there's nothing we can do at this point.

This whole thing is like a hangover after a hell of a bender. You're looking at the new tattoo you got and wondering who the hell that woman in your bed is.

>>87697211
not him but you really can't. people have lost their jobs from admitting that they're trump voters.

>>87697183
I may have voted for Hillary, I may think both candidates suck, but I respect people's right to vote for whoever they feel would be best suited to run the country. People who do that are shitheads.

>>87697183
Pretty sure cenk and tyt said that Trump will likely win

>>87697094
>But religious is the continuous expression of religion in areas where it's absolutely unnecessary.

If it isn't mandated by the governament, it is just free expression of belief.

>>87697238
>people have lost their jobs from admitting that they're trump voters.
no they haven't. just like no one is getting beat up or harrassed for being mexican or muslim, it's all false flags to get sympathy

>>87697238
Good.

>>87697230
you do realize tumble isn't all like that right? yeah half of it is but the other half if porn and they think the sjw's are fucking stupid.

>>87697245
Cenk was the only one in TYT who predicted that Trump was going to win, the other members said that Hillary was going to win by landslide.

>>87697144
This group has been plagued by gun violence since the Reagan administration allowed the Contras to sell both guns and crack in their ghettos, since the Gipper assumed neither would make their way into White areas.

>>87697245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiWY0iRLV94

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>>87697277
Hey i am not judging anyone, he asked for the gif and i gave it to him, nothing else.

>>87697257
>No they haven't

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/projects/cp/opinion/election-night-2016/stop-shaming-trump-supporters

>>87697310
>nytimes
ok

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>>87697072

>>87697282
This

Almost all of modern America's foreign policy woes can be directly traced to attempts to overthrow foreign countries via supplying a lesser armed militia group to do it for them.

It's why we're dealing with ISIS right now. It's why northern Mexico has become violent cartel land.

>>87697310
where does it say that people lost their jobs?

>>87697326
Oh shut the fuck up

>>87696734
>>87697230
>>87697337
somebody post the British one pls

>>87697326
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/11/10/boss-tells-pro-trump-employees-to-resign.html
http://www.inc.com/suzanne-lucas/no-you-cant-fire-people-for-voting-trump.html

:^)

>>87697353
Maybe the part where bosses are asking people to leave their jobs if they support him.

Oh man, the liberal side of 4chan is pretty fucking gay

I only made this thread to talk about South park and the upcoming episode

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5829f25fe4b02b1f5257a6b7

>>87697081
You're a fucking idiot dude. Do you realize just how bad we fucked their economy? Our country is literally so powerful that we made rules that fucked over their economy, imagine if we were at war. And you still think Putin being happy is suspicious, get a grip on reality. But lets say you are telling the truth, if it's a choice between Russia or the several terrorist organizations that Hillary assosiated herself with, I would take Russia in a heart beat.

>>87697393
I dont see any liberals just trolls

>>87697385
>anglos

>>87697393
Oh blow it out your ass

>ITT /pol/(l)sters.
Anyone want to actually talk about this season's flaws?
I for one found it odd that the plots don't seem to interact all that well with each other.
Granted, Gerald the Troll did spark a lot of the kid's actions, but keep in mind that you could replace him with basically any adult character with very little complications.
In previous seasons, it's the children's actions that spark the adults to drive the events of the episode, but here, they seem to have gone out of their way to make sure the seperate story threads don't tangle with each other.
Last episode, for example: Stan is conspicuously absent when Randy memes all over the dinner table.

>>87697392

Weird, third one didn't go through.

http://www.theatlantic.com/notes/2016/11/empathizing-with-trump-voters-right-now-contd/507392/

>>87697392>foxnews

hahahhahahaahhaahhahahahahaahahahhahaah

>>87697393
You lie, you knew what you were doing.
>I seriously only voted for Trump because of this shit to happen

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>>87697282
Who are African Americans?

>>87697418
They got rid of the episodic subplots that grounded last season. Instead of three main plots and one self-contained plot, we have four plots going on at the same time. And that's terrible for syndication since CC airs them out of order based on popularity.

>>87697432
What makes them worse than any of the other losers in the mainstream media?

And they are losers. Every single one of them fought Trump and lost.

>it's a liberals suddenly pretend to care about Russia again

Funny, a few years ago it was in vogue for liberals to mock the russophobia of the McCarthy era, now they've gone full cold war.

>>87697183
Ah the TYT election coverage is a thing of glorious salty goodness.

>>87696988
Dems wouldn't have a chance anymore

>>87697418
Good!

Can we talk about something that's been bothering me?

I fucking hate the message of the member berries and what they're trying to portray.

They're trying to portray blind nostalgia as bad and that things aren't magically worse now than they were before. I don't believe that to be the case. I think modern movies, politics, and entertainment have morphed and merged in such a way that people thirty years ago could not have even dreamed of.

So when I see the member berries basically calling me stupid for thinking that something may have appeal for trying to aim for that sweet spot in American culture where this one thing was done exceedingly well; I get pissed off.

It's like that dumb friend you have who sees you commenting on how much you liked a subculture in the 80's or 90's like 80's Movies or 90's Video games and their response is "OH YEAH? YOU LIKED THE 80'S/90'S? REMEMBER REAGAN? REMEMBER THE LA RIOTS? CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE RACIST NOT EVERYONE HAD IT GOOD THEN".

That's what the member berries are: a giant strawman argument against a period of time that people view as humble because it was a time when entertainment, politics, and information merging into one behemoth was something of which the mechanics could not even be dreamed of.

Which is why I just roll my eyes when I see the memberberry posts on 4chan. People trying to take a non-argument and apply it to an argument where it doesn't apply.

>>87697435

Yeah? So what if I did?

It was also both a picture followed by a question related to South park

>>87696935
D'aww, does baby need a safe space? I think he does!

>>87697255
What's the qualitative difference between something being mandated and something being planned and entirely accepted without question? You think when the jets fly over the stadium and those people in sharp uniforms flutter that big flag hanging over the grass and those sharply dressed people sing God Bless America, that this wasn't planned by the government? Outside of the private sphere, when was the last time a US official didn't sign off on some speech saying "God bless America" or some equivalent? Americans have been saying for the past etc. decades that they wouldn't vote in a Muslim, Atheist, or other faith person as a President. It was a very, very important issue whether the current president was secretly a Muslim or atheist.

>>87697544
pretty sure it's calling nostalgia bad because it gives up shit like ep7 which was ep4 but worse.

>>87697463
You are correct and command the board.

>>87697523
Yep. Massachusetts and California legalised pot may kill Democrats voting future anyway.

>>87697523
That's not really true the further you go in the future. People aren't switching loyalties so much as the baby boomers did in the 80s and have been a huge voting bloc for decades.

>>87697510
They need an excuse to justify the nuclear war Hillary wanted to go into.

>>87697577
>episode 4
You're just the worst kind of person.

>>87695742

I hope we really do go to nuclear war with China and other countries once Trump's protectionism kicks in like a lot of people internationally are predicating. It will be hilarious. I've been waiting for the world to end for retarded reasons and it's delicious to be proven right.

>>87696778
i´m not that anon but hillary was adamant on going to war with russia, i think that is one of the things thata ctually cost her the election

>>87697299
>The sexism is worst than the racism!
I always wanted to know which was which

>>87697610
what, im not saying ep 4 was bad but ep 7 was. it was a bland boring rehash of a better movie. which is what the member berries represent

>>87697636
No it's the fact you call it episode 4. That's disgusting.

>>87697577
That's exactly the problem, though.

Sometimes it's important to 'member. Nostalgia isn't inherently a bad thing because sometimes the way things were being done in the past are superior to the way things are being done right now. Just because we're living in the future doesn't give the way we do things now any credence.

Nostalgia is an important tool for the way we remember things. People telling you that Nostalgia is inherently bad are simply telling you that new and innovative are the only good in this world, and that's just not true. Something isn't good because it's new and it's not good because it's innovative.

>>87697718
its been episode 4 ever since episode 5 came out

>>87697733
except they aren't saying that. they are only saying it's bad when that's all you do, when you don't try to make new things. like randy said about the romans and how all they did was rest on their laurels and member their best times.

>>87696815
I liked him. This is just his worst season cause Matt and Trey are in a clusterfuck of a mess over their failed prediction.

>>87695767
Why does everyone on /co/ want to be nuked by Russia?

My post wasn't even inflammatory and obviously not the only "off-topic" post, no need to get triggered anons.

>>87697794
Because at least she's not Trump.

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>Matt and Trey counted so much on Hillary winning that they based their season wide plot around it
>Trump wins
>The entire plotline is trashed

>>87696988
The drinking age should be increased to 35

>>87697794
Nigger, our army could crush Russia 10x over.

>>87697559
>What's the qualitative difference between something being mandated and something being planned and entirely accepted without question?

Seriously nigga? Are you comparing something mandated by the governament, with free expression of what you believe? Are you retarded?

>that this wasn't planned by the government?

As long as the money is private, and not from the taxes, its ok.

You are also in a country with a culture, that you are demanding to be changed just because you don't like it.

>Outside of the private sphere, when was the last time a US official didn't sign off on some speech saying "God bless America" or some equivalent?

Why this make you triggered? This isn't denying the rights of anyone.

>Americans have been saying for the past etc. decades that they wouldn't vote in a Muslim, Atheist, or other faith person as a President.

Or a radical christian, like YOU, or like some faggots think that Trump is. Its valid if you think that it goes along with your interests, like any form of politics or party afiliation. You just think that "neutrality" is "nothing that I don't like is expressed" instead of "everybody can express themselves".

>>87697842
Another media shill stumped by Trump.

>>87697842
everyone thought she would win. It turns out she didn't but most people had trump at a longshot because who gives a fuck about flyover states

>>87697418
I hate everything about how they're handling the developments this season. Stan whips his dick out one second in protest and begs Wendy back the next. Clinton destroys all of Butter's points by just saying he's only acting out cause his girlfriend broke up with him, as if that invalidates how right he was before. Them trying to make Hilary out to be this big bad threat. The shitty Cartman and Heidi Mars shit that's been meandering all season and is only now with 3 episodes left going anywhere. A gender war that's been going on for most of the season and is only notable for doing the dicks out for Harambe parody. Them fundamentally misunderstanding the support behind Trump and saying it was only for a nostalgic longing for the old days and wanting more of the same when that's exactly what the voters were rebelling against.

This has been a season long build up to fucking nothing.

>>87697794
If they nuke us we nuke them. So that just proves how retarded and childish they are if they seriously think that's their only option left.

>>87697852
While leaving everything except the UK and Ireland (lol natural moat) a radioactive crater

Great jurb

>>87697888
Trump did

>>87697888
>everyone thought she would win
Not Michael Moore. And everyone who actually had a pulse on America's silent majority. He knew just how close Trump would make the election.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo

>>87697761
>except they aren't saying that.
They are exactly saying that. They're saying that Membering is bad because it plays to your nostalgia, which is inherently bad because it skips the 'problematic' parts of the past. This is illustrated with Randy's memberberries mentioning Regan and feeling safe.

Which is just silly.

Remembering the best times shouldn't be considered a bad thing, either.

The entire message is just confused and has resulted in lots of people mis-using member berries as an argument where one does not exist.

>>87697949
I dont think you comprehend the sheer magnitude by which our military trumps every other one out there. Were we to ever fully mobilize on anyone it wouldnt even be a fight.

>>87696650
That's illegal in most states, and rarely happens even in states with faithless electors.

Ironically enough, the one elector this election that spoke of voting against the state was a Washington elector that refused to elect Hillary.

>>87697914
Well, Stan is actually understandable because he's a conformist shit.

He's always been an even more evil Cartman without any of the standards that Cartman holds himself to.

>>87698062
>He's always been an even more evil Cartman
Stopped reading there. End that meme.

>>87697761
Yeah except the fact that use of "grapes" in art predates back to ~800BC, quite a while before the Empire would rise to full swing and have any laurels to rest upon.
That having been said, I'm disappointed that the memeberries were brought up in the season premiere and have not yet been introduced within the underage population.
Granted, it is a proxy for a drug, but given how incompetent the adults are at keeping the children away from dangerous things, and the fact that there is AN ENTIRE ORCHARD of the bloody things near the city, I find it impausible that the kids have not seen, heard, or eaten them yet.

>>87698092
Not a meme if it's true. Stan only fools people into thinking he's not just as bad by not being as overtly evil. He's a Cartman if Cartman could hide his outward disdain for others.

>>87698144
Stan is conformist and self serving. Trying to compare that to all the shit Cartman has done is literally, completely retarded.

>>87696226
>great state
>Florida

pick one

>>87697853
>I'm a radical Christian
I think you need to calm down. I'm sorry but there's a reason why "God Bless America" has become mandatory during the 7th inning stretch, for example, and why every game has veterans presenting flags and usually singing this song. There's a reason people get upset about "the war on Christmas" and shit as benign as saying "Happy Holidays". And I'm sorry but Obama being a Mozlem was not a fringe worry of a fringe population. Being a religious nation doesn't mean they deny rights of the non-religious, it is just means religion is ingrained in their culture and politics, which it is.

>You are also in a country with a culture
>that you are demanding to be changed just because you don't like it

My whole point is simply that American politics is a religious affair, as it's a nation obsessed with it. It's also functionally an autocracy engaging in empire. Which makes it similar to Russia.

>>87698174
Stan is the most conformist and self-serving. His conformity is the only reason he does not act like a worse Cartman all the time.

Cartman actively holds himself back because, as bad as he is, even he has limits. Stan has no limit to what he can do without feeling a shred of guilt.

I genuinely thought that when the whole troll thing started that it was Stan.

>>87698216
What's to hate about it? All the fun tourists traps you have in the major states with none of the brain dead libs.

>>87695742
>"That's better bitch."
Is it me or anybody else hear the seething rage in that line?

>>87697888
The polls were running at 2xx-2xx the entire time, and there have been examples where the results ended up at 4xx-xxx before. So it might have looked to be a decisive victory, but it was nowhere near an insured victory.
If you were to seriously take poll results in as accurate, when they have had single digit% response rates, you're only playing yourself.

>>87698298
Oh yeah, I'm sure they re-recorded that line until they got the right mix of sassy/angry that is to be conveyed.

>>87698291
Miami and Orlando are alright, but the rest of the state is a shithole

I find it funny Hillary lost to a guy that she secretly promoted in the republican primary.

>>87697888
>Who gives a fuck about flyover states
>Proceeds to lose entire election to flyover states.

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>>87698273
>"Even (The kid who had someone's parents shot, chopped up and served to their own kid) has limits."
Elaborate.

>>87697977
He's from Michigan, so he actually knew how a lot of the people in that area tended to vote.

Hillary and her aides thought they had the flyover states locked down, they ignored Bill and Sanders' advice and just assumed they had the election in the bag once it looked like latinos were going to hand over Arizona and Florida

>>87697544
I don't get how the member berries wouldn't get associated with Clinton. Her husband was brought on the evoke nostolgia and it failed when he bad talked her.

>>87698273
Now you're just not even in touch with reality. Stan feels guilt, he still has empathy and to say he's as bad as Cartman because he cares a lot about what others think about him is still one of the stupidest things in this thread. Which is saying a lot.

>>87698239
>I'm a radical Christian
>if you doesn't try to remove any expression of your religious belief, you are radical.

This is other problem with your type, still thinking that "nobody express anything" is better than "everybody can express their belief, be them theists or not".

>and why every game has veterans presenting flags and usually singing this song

Because people care and express their belief? Because it is a cultural thing?

>There's a reason people get upset about "the war on Christmas" and shit as benign as saying "Happy Holidays".

Pretty much for what you writte, it seems that the idea is remove the association of these things with their culture, basically erasing them and lumping together with others.

>Being a religious nation doesn't mean they deny rights of the non-religious

Fact is: being secular means religion not being controled or forced by the governament, not the expression of the population.

>>87698035
The issue isn't winning the issue is getting into another costly conflicts especially over a patch of dirt we don't have any business being in in the first place and instead of a third world nation it's Russia which will only make shit worse.

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Will South Park ever bring up Nate Silver? He's prime material for them.

>>87698445
> Stan feels guilt, he still has empathy and to say he's as bad as Cartman because he cares a lot about what others think about him is still one of the stupidest things in this thread.
It's not that he cares what others think of him, it's that he is able to mask his outward hatred of those around him.
Inside he's still a monster.

>>87698496
Okay crazy lady

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>>87698467
It would be funny to see a time montage of his hairline receding.

>>87698414
Am I wrong for thinking Butters is 100% right this season?

The girls being bitches in an attempt to shame him for being a boy is everything wrong with socjus contained in a South Park episode. Butters is completely in the right to feel pride for being who he is.

I'm not sure this is the message Trey and Matt were trying to send.

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>>87695890
>How does it feel to know my vote is worth just as much as yours
Honestly it depends on the state you're in because of the electoral college. Not every person's vote is equal.
If it was and every persons votes were tallied, Hillary would of won. Not by much though
Google the popular vote yourself

>>87698328
Pompano Beach along the borders of Ft. Lauderdale are pretty tight. Also, Miami is probably the most shit place here, you've just never been outside of the downtown area of it.

>>87698544
Judging from the scene with him and Bill Matt and Trey seem to kind of see him as a men's rights activist. That he's only mad because his girlfriend broke up with him so we shouldnt think he's right.

>>87698496
But even if that's true masked contempt while conforming isn't really more evil than open most the time contempt and numerous heinous acts.

>>87698496
Cartman masks his hatred of people all the fucking time, especially if it's a means to an end.

>>87698574
Not that guy, but without the electoral college, then people living in cities like LA, New York, and Chicago- singular cities, would be able to dictate the lives of people in Idaho, and Nebraska.

We elect a president for the entire country, not for those living in just the urban areas.

4 years of OH GEEZ

Can't wait.

>>87698629
Pretty much, I forgot about Ft. Lauderdale, that is pretty nice.

Orlando is still my favorite because of Disney and Universal

>>87698544
In some way I agree with Butters' sentiment but he has a very childish and immature way of expressing it. I don't blame him, he's a child and a fictional character to boot, but that doesn't mean what he is doing is right. Just because women are bitches doesn't mean guys can just go around pressin' pickle.

I find the sentiment of the girls reflected a lot in the socjus blogs, though. They keep putting the onus on men to tell other men to not rape, or say sexist things, or to keep them from trolling. Nagging my fellow man won't make them behave any better, it will just make them call me a faggot and disregard my opinions. Social policing like that also *might* superficially deal with the problem on the surface but does nothing to deal with the root causes.

>>87698664
I feel like it's going to get boring after a while kind of like Trump

>>87698453
>your type
You checked out 5 posts ago but here's your last (you).
>Because it is a cultural thing?
Pay attention. These "cultural things" didn't exist until some reactionary cause pushed them into existence. There was no "under God" until le godless gommies came around and the government needed to make sure all Americans were god-fearing liberals. There wasn't any of this parading of soldiers (also known as "heroes") around until 9/11 happened and the government needed to make sure that all Americans were "for the troops" and the wars in the middle east. Being forced into doing this shit is irrelevant to the fact that it is done. that it is in fact forced --on the public-- intentionally to create and reinforced ideology unity and that this is done to change the culture of the public, even to the point of rewriting history where some anon on a mongolian fly-fishing appreciation forum argues it's always been this way, is not some benign non-issue. It's religious politics. Christ.

>>87698632
I sure hope that's not the case, because I would expect them to be more objective than that.

>>87698673
>but that doesn't mean what he is doing is right
I don't see how it isn't. It may be rude and vulgar, but then again so is blaming the entire population of male students for the actions of a single person.
Maybe waving his dick around isn't the right signal, but what would be? It's already been established that the girls are beyond reasoning with due to their predisposed notion that the boys are automatically guilty without a shred of evidence; so what else is there for Butters to do in order to make himself clear?
Butters is all about pushing people's buttons, right? He just knew that action would be the thing that pushes the girls buttons more than anything.

>>87698673
Butters is going about it the right way. If the girls are going to be social terrorists, which is actually what they are and what they're doing, then the boys have to retaliate with equally offensive measures.

Their logic was so flawed and idiotic i honestly dont know how Matt and Trey were ever going to present it as right if that was their intention. "If you all dont silence the person we suspect of wronging us then every last one of you will suffer", is not just fucked up but practically unforgivable. And you just know this season is going back to the status quote which will make that whole subplot ring hollow.

A MESSAGE TO ELECTORAL COLLEGE WHINERS FROM A LEAF: IT IS A STUPID SYSTEM BUT NOT THE SOLE CAUSE OF YOUR PROBLEM.

Most other systems are a variant of parliamentary democracy where the rough equivalent of a president, the prime minister, is the leader of whichever party gains the most seats in the lower house of parliament, which might as well be the only house because senates are mostly formalities in Parliamentary systems. Lets say there is a somewhat strong city/rural divide in a theoretical election where the cities overall vote 90% for a liberal candidate and the rural areas and suburbs vote about 60% for a conservative candidate. Since there are more suburban and rural ridings combined than there are urban ridings the conservative candidate would win despite potentially losing the popular vote by millions in a country where there are less than 30 million registered voters. Trump only lost the popular vote by about 150,000 votes, right?

I just take this whole popular vote thing as a consolation that technically only slightly less than half of voters are responsible for the oncoming shitshow. It doesn't mean much but will look slightly better in the history books than if he had a 100% clean win.

>>87698795
>Trump only lost the popular vote by about 150,000 votes
It's more than that now. Not that I think it should matter.

>>87696778
>
Look retard. She wanted to put a no fly zone over aleppo. Watch this general talk about how well that would work out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmE9Jj-rEVs

Russia was doing nuclear drills, all relations had broke down, and they outright stated that hillary wanted war.

You're just denying reality.

>>87698544
>>87698632
Yeah, they're not giving an iota of outside sympathy to them.
PCP does give a rote explanation to his benefit, but you know if they didn't have the shield of counterprotest, they would be suspended for indecent exposure.
Even when Butters tells off Cartman, you can tell they were undercutting his effectiveness by having BUTTERS be more actively antagonistic than CARTMAN throughout the season.
When you make your innocent character more mean the guy that has been messing with him for so long, you'll bet some people will take notice.

>>87696823
Why would we invoke other gods?

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>>87696704
>you're a legit moron if you vote for a qualified candidate
>the only smart people are those who don't vote or vote for a man who went bankrupt over 5 times, and other utterly disgusting controversies

Moron.

>>87698795
its not a shitty system, we are not 1 country, we a federation of states, and each state is assured a voice, if we had a popular vote, low population states wouldnt matter, it would be like the 3 most populated states, then they could collude and get whatever they wanted. its not perfect, but necessary

>>87698888
>Who they are is more important than what their point is.
You know this is the reason butters whipped his dick out, right?

Or are you agreeing that not giving them outside sympathy is biased?

>>87698888
I thought it was a pretty effective means of reinforcing the point at first. To have their most innocent and impressionable character take such a hard stance but then i realized Butters is also super gullible and prone to knee-jerk reactions. It's just less effective when you know how easily he's influenced.

But in spite of that it shouldnt undercut the core of his arguments which are correct.

>>87698467
Why are you people so fixated with Nate Silver? He's an oddsmaker, and he gave Trump better odds than anyone else.

He never said Hillary would win, he said the data at the time lent itself to more scenarios where she would win. Everyone else came to that conclusion as well.

I'm glad Trump won, I've been salt mining for days

>>87697236
Is it Hillary?

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>>87698961

>qualified candidate
>who went on record as saying "you can't be sexist against a man because they're evil privileged assholes"

At least Donald is grounded in reality compared to her.

>>87699009
He's the most outspoken pollster around, and has been wrong about almost fucking everything for a year.

For Christ's sake, months before it was even a possibility, he joked about the Cubs winning have a better chance than Trump. It's like the universe has been out to smite him.

>>87696988
24 is where brains stop growing. 25 is excellent.

>>87699056
the Cubs won tho.

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>>87699104
Yeah, that's the point. It was such a far flung possibility, that it was something you could joke about. "Trumo's gonna be president? Yeah, and the Cubs will win the World Series."

When folks talking about people JUSTing themselves, Silver is a textbook example.

>>87699054
>climate change is a chinese hoax

Oh yeah, definitely.

>>87699041
Is there a video up yet with all of the people saying he'd lose? Like from every news outlet and celebrity saying it was impossible.

>>87698961
I'm gonna take a shot on the dark, and say you actively took part in those "Madame President" threads on /pol/.

>>87699054
Got a link where she said exactly that?

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>>87698877
How convenient that you only post the first few seconds of that exchange:

>WHAT ABOUT THE OPTION OF CONTROLLING THE AIRSPACE SO BARREL BOMBS CANNOT BE DROPPED?
>RIGHT NOW, FOR US US TO CONTROL ALL OF THE AIRSPACE IN SYRIA WOULD REQUIRE US TO GO TO WAR AGAINST SYRIA AND RUSSIA
>THAT'S A PRETTY FUNDAMENTAL DECISION THAT CERTAINLY I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE.
>TO IMPOSE A NO.
>CHAIRMAN? CHAIRMAN? COULD I SAY?
>THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
>GO-AHEAD.
>WITH THE SENATOR ASKED ME WAS
>WHAT HE ASKED WAS SHOULD WE HAVE A NO-FLY ZONE SO WE CAN PROTECT THESE PEOPLE FROM BEING SLAUGHTERED.
>THAT'S WHAT WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT.
>THAT WOULD NOT REQUIRE GOING TO WAR FULL-SCALE.
>NOT NECESSARILY. I'M SORRY BUT I TRIED TO ANSWER THE FIRST QUESTION FIRST AND THEN I WAS RESPONDING TO THE SECOND PART OF THE QUESTION.

>I DID NOT MEAN TO SAY THAT IMPOSING A NO FLY ZONE WOULD REQUIRE US TO GO TO WAR.

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4621738/dunford-tells-wicker-controlling-airspace-syria-means-war-russia-mccain-throws-tantrum-dunford&start=176

>>87698876
Yeah, it's almost 700,000 right now.

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>>87695767
Better than voting for someone because she had a menstrual cycle two decades ago

>>87699056
Do you not understand statistical probability or what?

>>87698574
Nah, with the voter fraud and the rampant illegal voting she actually would have lost! Good Thing Trump is pushing for national voter ID laws to hurt democrats more :)

>>87699163
Seriously? Most, if not all MSM said he was gonna lose, add in Nate Silver, and RCP too. Only Daybreak got him right.

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>>87699190
And do you not understand the humor of a man self destructing?

>>87699056
and Janet Reno said "Donald Trump will never be president in my lifetime", look what happened later. This timeline is bizarre.

>>87699163
I'd like to see an image that collects every single headline that predicted things wrong for the hell of it

>>87698998
I'm not saying it invalidates their point, but I am saying it does undercut the catharsis of seeing Butters telling off Cartman by a good margin.

>>87699224
Yeah but i mean a compilation video. With all the footage and all the people saying it. Like this one but longer. There has to have been more out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqEddipbpkw

>>87699261
>>87699190
www.loser.com/

I mean come on.

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>>87699201
You know, people on the right keep saying that but the system is basically set up so that you can't vote unless you're registered and you can't really register unless you're a citizen.

It smacks of something trump was saying because he thought he was going to lose and was looking for someone to blame for failing.

>>87699156
It certainly does benefit China, as industry becomes more and more expensive elsewhere. Then there is the issue with 'right to pollute so and so much' - which for example, Poland is selling to others.

Climate change is the spook of all spooks, it made bureaucracy into a commodity - and obviously there are people and institutions in it who want power. States, companies, oligarchs, party members... You even have fanatics.

>>87699278
Maybe. Personally i thought that was still a great and effective moment. I still think it's good even with that retarded scene with Bill Clinton later on though that does diminish it.

>>87699278
I felt exactly the opposite. Butters becoming more antagonistic than Cartman signaled how important this issue was to Butters.

Which, he has a right to feel strongly about it. He is only being called wrong because of his status as a boy.

It's part of why I don't think it's fair to group him as someone who is having a kneejerk reaction. If this was another one of his kneejerk reactions, he wouldn't feel nearly as strongly as he does about it.

>>87699288
Who's the blonde woman who got laughed at?

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>>87696704
He played that up himself though. It was part of his whole strategy.

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>>87699301
>You know, people on the right keep saying that but the system is basically set up so that you can't vote unless you're registered and you can't really register unless you're a citizen.

And the problem is?

>>87699339
None of this is true.

>>87698335
Did she really?

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>>87699288
Funny isn't it?

>>87699337
Ann Coulter

>>87695742
>I seriously only voted for Trump because of this shit to happen
I'm gonna assume you're either exaggerating or from a state that was going to vote for Hillary anyway.

The idea that you seriously saying that while being old enough to vote makes me a little ill.

>>87699387
Are you literally shaking?

>>87699358
Actually:

https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/offenses-known-to-law-enforcement/expanded-homicide/expanded_homicide_data_table_6_murder_race_and_sex_of_vicitm_by_race_and_sex_of_offender_2013.xls

It's real.

It's not entirely a race issue, though. It's mostly because the US had this great idea sometime in the 90's to start this "war on drugs" thing, and start supplying arms and instigators to gangs in primarily-black ghettos in an attempt to strike at the dealers of drugs.

>>87698467
>Not capitalizing the 'P' in 'President.'

What a disrespectful little shit.

>>87698795
>Trump only lost the popular vote by about 150,000 votes, right?

I've heard it's gaining on a million, but at the very least 700,000+ and it keeps rapidly getting bigger. So well...

Somebody correct me if I'm wrong but something like 17% of the population voted for Trump? It's not a lot to be proud of. Clinton has nothing to be proud of either even though more people voted for her as President.

Nobody on either side has a mandate to do anything.

>>87699354
The problem is that people keep bitching about voter fraud when it's not very common.

>>87699433
Then, I'm sure no one would object to voter ID laws.

If it isn't common, then I'm sure it would be fine for people to just present some form of ID when going to vote.

I'm not exactly happy that Trump won, but I'm fucking ecstatic that Hillary lost.

It's like she wished to make history and the mokey's paw gave her "Worst-Run Presidential Campaign in U.S. History."

>>87699403
>US had this great idea sometime in the 90's to start this "war on drugs" thing

I don't care what party of no party or whatever the fuck you are War on Drugs is a fucking abomination, total failure, huge fucking waste of money, huge. Legalize, regulate, and tax the shit. Stop taking our money to build more and more prisons. We can't fucking afford the War on Drugs and it's always been stupid as fuck.

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>>87699364
yes

Isn't most of the votes for Clinton just from California alone? Fuck that shit, literally why we have electoral votes in the first place

Trump is a Koch brothers and Rupert Murdoch puppet. Despite Murdoch's control of the media, Hillary was pretty god damn popular. The Kochs, Murdoch and Putin plan on a violent take over of the world. Trump has already promised Putin Eastern Europe while he dismantles Nato. Look at how Trump has been sucking Putin's dick. The Russian mafia hacked the Democratic party and stole the election. And the useful idiots don't realize that Trump will be the one to take their guns away from them and round them up for the re-education camps.

That's why the majority of his support is paid by the Russian government. They are naive, numerous, passionate and loud but it's obvious they are white supremist racist. That lying, manipulative son of a bitch used them.

>>87699477
>Isn't most of the votes for Clinton just from California alone?
Do you mean in terms of the popular vote or the electoral vote? It shouldn't matter if it's the popular vote, which Hillary won.

>>87699180
How can anyone take Russia Today seriously? It's such obvious propaganda.

>>87699120
>Inherited Holocaust trauma.

Fucking what?

>>87699467
Yeah, no.

Wikileaks isn't a trustworthy source and repeatedly demonstrated that. I don't buy anything of theirs that can't be corroborated.

>>87699467
This is like shooting yourself in the foot, but with a rpg

>>87699502
Shh. Shh Hillary. It's over. It's over. Just focus your energy on not going to jail.

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>>87699403
But it's not real. His picture says that 81% of white murder victims are killed by black offenders and 97% of black murder victims were killed by black murderers.

First number is pants on the head retardedly wrong and second number is a bit to high.

Your own link proves that it is wrong.

According to your link, 83% of white murder victims were killed by whites while 90% of black murder victims were killed by black offenders.

>>87699507
>How can anyone take Russia Today seriously? It's such obvious propaganda.
Because it fits the narrative they've already bought into.

Confirmation bias is a real thing.

>>87699401
Fuck off.

>>87699403
Anon is correct that the image has significant falsehoods, particularly the statistic about whites killing whites: killings within a race are always much, much higher than across race lines. The idea of whites killed by blacks or vice versa being that high with whites killed by whites that low is absurd.

>>87699336
Do you think Butter's would still keep up his protesting if his girlfriend took him back is the thing. And honestly i can see him stopping.

As absolutely wonderful and amazing and fucking perfect it would be for him to kick that bitch to the curb you just know how easy it would be to see Matt and Trey having it pan out the opposite way.

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>>87699449
>had the media on her side
>had celeb endorsements
>had current President on her side
>had biggest primaries rival on her side despite the backstab
>had a gajillion dollars for campaigning
>had some super sophisticated algorithm tailored to help her win

And she still lost to the orange man. I suspect there will be research papers done in the future on just how monumental of a loss this was.

>>87699477
>literally why we have electoral votes in the first place

That's kind of bullshit as Trump said over and over again himself years ago. It means that some people's votes count less than others. That's flat out hugely unfair by definition.

Now if Trump would keep his promise and stay the fuck out of the state's way I'd be overjoyed. But he won't because is puppetmasters are intruding nanny state who just care about muh sky daddy and forcing their fairy tales on Americans.

Rand Paul for President.

>>87699538
In the last 20 posts I've seen people disregard RT and Wikileaks, while posting about how Trump is a puppet to the Koch Brothers.

I would love to see what sources are trustworthy to the average /co/mblrite.

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>>87699120
im half jap

does that man i have inherited hiroshima trauma?

>>87699180
I've seen the entire thing and it just reinforces my fucking point.

Hillary wants to put a no fly zone SPECIFICALLY over aleppo the area that is being bombed. She can put a no fly zone over syria without conflict but not over ALEPPO which is the area RUSSIA is bombing. Cause if we put one over ALEPPO then we shoot down RUSSIAN PLANES and start WAR.

So basically you can put a no fly zone over any area except the ones where hillary wants to put them that Russia is bombing.

What exactly is your fucking point.

>>87699554
>puppetmasters

Yeah, cause when someone thinks of Donald Trump, they think of a yes man.

You sure you're note confusing your candidates here?

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>>87699550
To a large extent, she had the establishment of her opponent's party on her side as well.

That's what made it truly shocking.
Has anyone won running against the other party and THEIR OWN party at the same time?

Bernie tried and failed.

>>87699563
Only if you or your grandparents were irradiated

>>87699563
I am sorry about your genetic cancer anon

>>87699104
We live in the worst timeline

>>87699556

Shillary and Drumpf are both moronic puppets and the worst and least popular two candidates in history.

>>87699563
Don't know, was your family telling you all your life that you'll get nuked?

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trey = literal cuck

>>87695742

>you voted for someone because you wanted something to happen in a cartoon

That's terrible.

>>87695742
they better do this for the next four years or eight

>>87699576
He's already appointed fucking bankers around him. You know Bannon was from Goldman Sachs, right? He wasn't some poor middle class hero who decided to uphold the values of white supremacy with a homemade website.

>>87699599
This can't be real. It's too much of a meme image

>>87699595
>Saying Drumpf unironically


Time for suicide lad

>>87699550
>had some super sophisticated algorithm tailored to help her win

I imagine two aides going through a series of Get Smart doors and checkpoints to arrive at a massive underground complex housing an incomprehensibly advanced computer the size of a zeppelin. The only way to interact with the computer is a single red button that, when pressed, plays a pre-recorded message saying "You're doing great! Don't change a thing!" in a gentle, supportive voice.

One of the aides turns to the other and says, "Man, how is this thing so BRILLIANT?"

>>87699576
>Yeah, cause when someone thinks of Donald Trump, they think of a yes man.

You just wait and see. In business decades ago he was in control but now he's senile and has no idea what the fuck is going on. For all his anti-establishment claims the establishment has already started to make him their bitch and will happily rape him with a broom handle or hand shoved up his ass to make him sing according to their tune for the next 8 years. Mark my words, Killary is a cunt, but Trump is a cuck.

>>87699566
>What exactly is your fucking point.
That it's possible to institute a no-fly zone through diplomatic means and that the histrionics regarding WAR WITH RUSSIA are completely unfounded and are more likely to cause us heartburn in the future as we just demonstrated to the Kremlin that we lack the resolve to even approach them out of fear?

>>87699556
Credentialed radio services and newspapers. Like actual broadcasters and newspapers, not websites and second-rate clickbait garbage.

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>>87699541

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>>87699616

>>87699599
You're aware of the concept of a "step-son," right?

>>87699614
At this point, you know who I'm going to trust more than the entirety of the mainstream media who got things wrong? The man who got things right.

Until I see a direct fuck up on Trump's end, this man is coasting.

>>87699634
>You just wait and see

I've been waiting for two years for people to stump Trump.

Hasn't happened.

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>>87699642
>lol look at my MEMES
You need to be over 18 to post on this website.

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>>87699642
>I consistently support weedman retards who top out at single digits, erry year.

>>87698663
That's a terrible argument. Under the current system, a small number of swing state voters are "dictating" the lives of the rest of the country.

If the US switched to the popular vote, it would simply force candidates to try to appeal to a wider group of Americans, not just those in swing states.

>>87697065
I don't know what the deleted post you replied to said but Japan could make a nuke in like 3 days with their current level of technology and resources. It'd be illegal as fuck but they could easily do it.

>>87699657
>Hasn't happened.

It just did happen.

When he or rather his masters appointed a bunch of establishment shills to run the country instead of him.

>>87699657
>At this point, you know who I'm going to trust more than the entirety of the mainstream media who got things wrong? The man who got things right.
You don't need to keep campaigning for a guy who only won because the DNC shot themselves in the foot, bro, we get it, you want to suck Trump's dick and you enjoy shilling for a banker who now controls your government.

Thank god they got tools like you on their side.

>>87699672
This is one of the major reasons Hillary lost tho

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>>87699663
Back off, kid, I roll with a tough crew.

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>comics and cartoons
>Absolutely no posts about the show

>>87699672
America is a nation, not a cluster of city states. Campaigning throughout the country is vital. If popular vote only counted, then places like LA and New York would be obscenely powerful.

>>87699672
>If the US switched to the popular vote
The entire campaign for any candidate would be California and New York, which would always vote democrat, and the other 48 states would get shafted. Please be stupid somewhere else

>>87699588
Simply by continuing to win, he sent an earthquake through the RNC, and then made the DNC implode. This election was the best reality tv around. I hope these events at least marginally do a little good for the two parties after becoming complacent and slipping into stagnation.

>>87697183
>>87697211
>Walked into class Wednesday
>Professor announces he will say only one thing about the election
>"White people, am I right?"
>Literally entire class but me laughs
>Continues to talk about "white people"
>He is white

I thought that I would be safe from colleges being left-leaning because I live in the south, but apparently not

>>87699672
If the US switched to the popular vote there would be no reason to not campaign in the most populated countries and swing states and just ignore the fucking rest because they have no say

>>87699639
As I just stated the video DOES NOT SUPPORT THAT POINT. You can't put a no fly zone over Aleppo without war. And there is no way to do it diplomatically because Russia cut ALL formal ties with us.

And there is literally boat loads of evidence that support the idea that war with Russia was a potential outcome, many of them I already told you. You're just sticking your head and the sand and ignoring the evidence.

It makes no sense to go after Russia for doing the same shit we do all the time. It would make more sense for the two largest nuclear powers to be on GOOD terms rather in a cold war.

>>87697888
Only idiots that listened to the mainstream media thought Hillary's victory was ensured. Sadly, that includes the vast majority of the American people. I doubt most will ever understand why Trump won.

>>87699678
What if they're great?

What if his choices are amazing?

No seriously. You haven't been right yet. I have no reason not to trust his actions. He has destroyed everyone who has opposed him.

>>87699679
Not really an argument. Obama himself is telling people to give Trump a chance. He has proved everyone wrong up to this point. Why act smug and start thinking /this/ will be the moment he starts to screw up?

>>87699521
How are they not a trustworthy news source? I don't think any of their leaked emails have been said to be anything but genuine. The Dems didn't even want to confirm or deny because they knew they were real.

>>87699700
So more than 50% of the country live in California and New york? And you are calling other people stupid?