Ronnie sits nervously in the pastor's office. The pastor

>>87626301
theres something magical about them

>>87626356
Well it IS the rarest hair color in the world

>>87626356
Magically inferior. Male gingers should be gassed and cremated and females should be kept for breeding stock.

>>87626356
>tfw you still have yet to meet a more beautiful girl than the ginger you knew in high school
>tfw she hated you and you never had a chance

>>87626524
>you tried dating her
>she goes out with you
>you have fun
>you put your arm around her and feel happy
>she just doesn't like you and won't tell you
>you break down on the bus crying in front of others
>the bus driver is a bro about it.

do you know that feel? i know it too well

>>87626301
>A redhead girl again
>I'm seeing a pattern here.

He's a Mutie.

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>>87626524
>was friends with qt ginger in high school
>she wanted the d bad
>outright encouraged me to grope her, put my hands on her boobs, etc.
>rejected her for crazy girl who later tried to stab me
>ginger was crazy too, but by the time I realized I'm into that it was too late
>ginger's particular brand of crazy more closely aligns with my fetishes

>>87626771
YOU FOOL!

>>87626524
Mine was the coaches daughter and she was a slut with no standards. I am greatful for this

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>>87626661
Forgot image.

>>87626301
Are you the artist or just fan of ronin?

>>87626301
Ronnie must have been traumatized by a redhead at some point in his life.

>>87626860
>ronin

Can you really blame him? I would like to imagine God would have really high standards honestly.

>>87626771

>tfw a girl who rejected me in 10th grade actively encouraged me to slap her ass and told me all about her sex fantasies in 12th
>tfw 27 year old virgin now

>insufferable, know-it-all coworker is a ginger
>keeps denying he's a ginger because he "has no freckles"
>everyone calls him a ginger anyway

>>87628370
No freckle ginger is a daywalker
That's the rules

>>87626487
Malfoy pls

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>>87628424
But she's cute

>>87626524
>tfw actually had a chance with the most beautiful girl I knew, but spaghetti'd hard
>tfw wizard

>>87628330

>tfw so many more moments in my life like that

11th grade
>crush on a qt 9th grader who reciprocated but my friends teased me out of it
>she later dated a senior and turned out to be a total sex freak
>senior skank nympho with huge tits who took 3 of my friends virginity always asked me to come over to her place to "play video games"
>too nervous
>cute Indonesian exchange student as prom date
>didn't pursue 'cause she was leaving the next month

12th Grade
>two different attractive exchange students, Danish/German had things for me
>fixed on quasi-girlfriend from 30 miles away
>nothing happens with her
>she stands me up at prom

Sophomore Year
>totally isolated, lonely out of state redhead has only me as a friend from a theater class
>have a thing for her, too beta
>didn't pick up obvious overt cues of her interest
>she leaves after one semester

Junior Year
>hot blond with amazing tits from dance class always wants to hang out with me
>has a boyfriend in the military
>talks about how she hates having sex with him and how he's such a weird unlikeable guy
>let's go back to my room anon
>lol can't, playing Company of Heroes

There's like 5 or 6 more instances of that shit, including four second chances with girls I'd botched things with previously. All of them from 6/10 to 8/10, one maybe even 9. I'm a decent looking guy who is well spoken and funny. I'm just absolutely retarded when it comes to women.

>>87626301
I don't blame him. Pippi is quite attractive.

>>87628443
For some reason this feels extra autistic compared to others of its kind.

>>87628594
nice blog

>>87626301
Screw you Padre, our love is real! ;_;

>>87628730

Jokes on you, I'd never post this on my blog. Fortunately, this is an anonymous Sri Lankan Calligrapher's forum and I can do what I want with impunity!

>>87628650
Because the HP Fandom is one of the most autistic and "quirky" fandoms that exists

>>87626301
Jimmy a cute

>>87626301
I got away with my TV waifus of yore by insisting that it was the actress I was in love with, not the character.

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>>87628650
All I care about is that some of, not even half sadly, of the actual designs are good.

Weasley Twins are fucking adorable though.

>>87628857
Problem is 99% of actresses are degenerate whores so it's actually better to like the character than the actress the majority of the time.

>>87628923
yes, but remember, it's more socially acceptable to like a degenerate whore from Hollywood than a fictitious beacon of virtue that that degenerate whore portrays.

>>87628945
RIP Aristotle

bring back pure waifus pls

>>87628945
Makes sense. One is loving someone who exists but has flaws, the other is loving an idea (romantically). 2nd one is definitely more unhealthy socially.

>>87626524
One of my childhood friends was the hot ginger girl. Most guys stayed away from her because they thought she and I were a thing. I have no romantic interest in her, she's more like a little sister to me.

>>87626301
Jimmy x Ronnie porn when

>>87626301
>It could be worse! You could be in love with a fictional character.
Pastor, I'm sorry, but...

>>87629311
>loving someone who exists but has flaws
being a hedonist isn't a "flaw", it's death
the characters they portray are more alive than the actors

>>87629311
>2nd one is definitely more unhealthy socially.
It's not more unhealthy, people will just alienate you more for it. Is "not a whore" seriously too high of a standard now?

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Mary does look cute in some paintings, though, you gotta admit it.

>>87629654
I'd give her the Divinity

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>>87628900
>Female Voldimort
W-WEW LAD

>>87629654
Europeanized versions of Mary are pretty, yeah.

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>>87628900
>fem-Snape

Oh my god.

>>87629654
Christ, get a load of that smug-ass Messiah.

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>>87629797
This

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>>87626524
>tfw you had a ginger girl who had a crush on you in grade school but it came across as mean spirited teasing cuz lol children
>tfw her teasing got too much and you spergged the fuck out and get suspended while she transfers schools

I had it /co/mrades. I had it and I crushed it.

>>87629834
>when baby Jesus knows he has more intelligence as a baby than all of mankind combined

>>87629834

>What are you gonna do, crucify me?

>>87626860
>>87628142
Gonna need art of Ronnie as a wandering samurai

>>87628900
I want the Weasley twins to bully me sexually.

>>87629887
>The Weasley twins will never drag a young, impressionable you into their room
>They will never force you to kiss and lick them, teasing you about how bad you are at it while you just keep your head low and shoulders high

>>87628112
Yeah, Ronald McDonald

>>87628594
>she stands me up at prom
aw anon. That's so sad.

>let's go back to my room anon
>lol can't, playing Company of Heroes
Deserved that one.

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Be honest, you guys were in love with her too.

>>87628594
Iktf, bro

>qt azn girl was literally grinding up against me backstage during dress rehearsals, making small talk
>never made a move
>still virgin today

End my fucking life

>>87630335
I'd still hit it

>used to browse porn in the school library
>one day a girl saw me and asked me about it
>really nerdy, social outcast like me
>showed her how to find porn, we look up pics of naked men dancing and posing and stuff
>laugh about it, enjoying ourselves
>start to make a real connection
>get caught
>I get banned from the library for a month
>never see her again
>mfw we could have been boyfriend girlfriend
>mfw when we both could have gained a ton of early dating and friendship experience, we both could have become normal
>mfw she was the only person I remember any kind of connection to in high school
>mfw realizing this took years
Fuck you Librarian

>>87630335
I was more into the live action one desu.

>>87628443
>gender-bent, ojou-sama Draco

Oh mercy...

>>87628900
>>87628443

i would totally dig that Harry if it didn't have such a manly jaw

>>87629600
Apparently it is for you, considering most irl women aren't whores but are still not good enough.

>>87629598
That's retarded and you know it.

>>87631126
>most irl women aren't whores
Proof? Does it depend on location or what?

>>87630335
This version yes

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>>87629654

>>87630549
didn't the live action one have a ton of panty shots?

>>87629654
Since Catholics think she was eternally a virgin, if you fucked her, would the hymen grow back every time?

>>87631449
If you tried you'd probably die instantly before succeeding.

>>87631169
Any census shows the most common jobs for women.

>>87631598
Note that this only applies if any of us tried it. Joseph was wholly-approved to give her other sons and daughters later.

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>>87632009
What a man

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>it's a ronnie thread

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How does Ronnie do it? It's always the same joke and it's always great

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>>87632202
THE SAME
FUCKING
JOKE

>>87632210
pip

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UNF

>>87632202
>>87632316
It's the ride not the destination that makes it good

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>/co/ is waifuing the virgin Maria
Repent ye blasphemes

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>>87629693

>>87632689
Mary a cute. CUTE!

>>87631598
Did He destroy Sodom and Gomorrah before they became vile dens of sin? Did He smite down Onan before he pulled out? No. That's not how God rolls. You'd die eventually, sure, but He always postpones His vengeance so you have time to rack up more sins.

>>87632832
wasn't she 16 when she got immaculate conception'd?
that's way too old for me.

>>87632009
Well. Not according to the Catholics (and Protestants, I don't know). They are pretty clear on Joseph never getting any of that. Got cucked by God. God's dick was so good Mary swore off any other.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_virginity_of_Mary

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>>87626301
>watched Pippi Longstocking cartoon on HBO as a kid
>had the same reaction as Ronnie

>>87626301
Anne of Green Gables superior childhood redhead waifu.

>>87630522
I had a similar experience in highschool, except we didn't like each other as anything more than friends. (Still friends, to this day.) This was back in the 90s when people didn't know shit about the internet, so we ended up printing out hentai at the library and selling it to other kids, and also some adults. Made some good money off those suckers.

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Hayao Miyazaki wanted to make a Pippi Longstocking film.

http://miyazaki-ru.livejournal.com/463300.html

RIP

>>87632714
Seriously my favorite Nedroid of all time.

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>>87630335
Every young anon wanted a real-life Longstocking to move in next door, aggressively be friends them, and force them out of the house to have adventures

So many in fiction, so few in real life

OP, were you planning on making this an /r9k/ thread?

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>>87632062
>Thread derailed with gender-bender degeneracy talk

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>>87626301
There will never be a Ghibli Pippi Longstoking.

>>87632202
>>87632316
>>87632640

I love the joke and I love ronnie

>see him at cons
>exactly like his avatar
>no hover hand on fans
>full on bro
>wouldn't read "HitlerWasRight" screen name when he got donations on livestream but thanked him anyway

11/10 webcomic artist

>>87633920
>wouldn't read "HitlerWasRight"
I mean, I kind of get it because someone could just turn that into a clip to make it look like he believes that.

>>87626524
Well she's not really a ginger
But fuck you mate.

>>87632904

She was 14 actually. God like 'em young.

>>87635269
it seemed just that he's a genuinely nice guy

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>>87628900
The artist did the Marauders too.

>>87631269
>panty shots
Any examples?

>>87636167
I am officially a #Godworshipper

>>87632981
Well the Orthodox think he was a widower with several children when he got engaged.

>>87636305
Holy fuck, all four of them are great in different ways.

>>87636494
>Can I post my obviously off-topic bait in random threads and not get deleted?

>>87636494
no, this is not a lol thread. this is a ronnie thread.
Fuck off.

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>>87636494
God damn libs are so melodramatic

>>87636494
Why bother to ask when you're going to do it anyway?

ronnie so best

I too love mcnuggets

>>87636522
But I saw people posting non ronnie comics.

>>87626356
Natural red hair, freckles, and green-eyed girl is the perfect girl for me

>>87636556
they were all related to the discussion in the thread.
fuck off.

>>87626356
There's a pretty cute redhead in the class where I'm a teaching assistant

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>>87626524
>tfw beautiful white-skinned, freckled, redhead back in middle school and highschool tried to hang out with me
>didn't know how to react so avoided her
God, I still beat myself over it

>>87636587
dont fug underage grills

>>87636631
She's only two or three years younger then me. We're both undergraduates.

Besides, it's not like I would ever have the guts to approach her anyway.

>>87636569
Well, my post got deleted. I'm probably going to get banned imminently .

>>87629654
Obviously a middle eastern jew

>>87636494
Was this crying about Trump?

Where can I see it now that it's been deleted?

>>87635269
So he's some sort of SJW faggot

>>87636701
The archive

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>>87632210
>>87632415
Smoke Weed Everyday

>>87636736
Oh thanks, I didn't actually know I could get deleted pictures there

>>87636729
I think I'm going to die from Schadenfreude. I've been unreasonably happy for days

>>87636494
Is there more?

>>87636756
I purposely look up #notmypresident whenever I start feeling like shit. The asspain soothes me.

>>87636771
Nah it mentions day 3 which is today

If you guys want to talk about comics related to the election, then make your own thread for it

>>87636771
I updated the comic everytime she posted another one. So there's not anymore yet, but there will probably be one tomorrow. But fuck, if it isn't fun to follow her twitter just to see how angry she is. Her latest post says, "its a great day to exist out of spite and spite alone".

>>87636790
I would, but I'm afraid of getting banned cause the mods are cracking down on anything vaguely politically related. I just keep waiting patiently for a lol thread.

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>>87628900

>>87633099
Thanks god he don't get to do it

>>87636790
For some reason they keep getting deleted

>>87633173
>move in next door, aggressively be friends them, and force them out of the house to have adventures
Oh god, I just realized I was a Pippy Lonstocking(male) for a short while.

>>87636809
>>87636818
Then go to /pol/ or something. Stop filling up these threads with off-topic

>>87631449
Where the hell does this come from?

Jesus had a younger half-brother.

>>87632316
It's the same punchline you fucking child.

>>87636836
Catholics like to focus on the Divine aspect of Jesus, rather than the fact he was a Man as well as Divine. So they like to ignore the fact that while Mary was a virgin when she gave birth to him, she was married to Joseph and not having more kids in 30B.C. would be insane.

>>87636735
Well, I wouldn't want him to get Ben Garrisoned. Saying that Hitler was right isn't a popular sentiment currently (despite being correct).

>>87626524
>years ago
>dated a red-haired girl for six months or so
>found out as we dated she's whatever the inverse of tsundere would be, loving at first but more cold over time
>before I realized how horrible she truly was I was prepared to ask her to marry me

Here's the kicker:
>found out later that I had been The Other Guy the entire time
>she was married while we were together and I had no fucking idea

Gingers truly do not have souls.

>>87636918
>Gingers truly do not have souls.

No, I'm pretty sure that that's true for all women. Should have killed her honestly.

>>87636883
Funny considering Adam and Eve had dozens of kids who all in turn also had dozens of kids.

Also, what the fuck is up with Adam and Eve? I mean they're supposed to be the very first human but I swear after they were exiled from Eden there were suddenly a bunch of other humans that weren't their children.

>>87628900
>handsome bookish male friend
>ginger freckles tomboy ditz female with crush on said male

WELP

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>tfw I was in love with Wednesday Adams from the Adams Family cartoon
Things seemed simpler back then

>>87636997
I fell for the one from the movies

>>87629598
The characters they portray live tiny, carefully scripted lives where all conflict is resolved within 22 minutes. I assure you, no waifu-tier character portrayed by an actress ever had a raging bout of food poisoning, during which they could not be physically separated from the toilet. No character who ever spontaneously decided to go to vegas one week and take part in a show ever had to budget their lives for the next six months in a method that revolved around ramen noodles. Characters are just that, characters. But you can love the parts of that character that the actress brings to it. That's healthy.

>>87636974
Catholics going back hundreds and hundreds of years consider the story of Eden a parable.

>>87636821
That's not the nomenclature we use for it here. F2m swaps get the suffix -o. You'd be Pippio.

>>87633557
The highest grossing film in Japanese history is a gender swap story. They can't get enough of it. Which means we can't get enough of it.

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>>87637009
She's literally perfect

>>87636997
>tfw I was in love with Wednesday Adams from the Adams Family cartoon
Me too, but I was in love with Christina Ricci.

still is my platonic love. Yeah, a 3D waifu, fuck you

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>>87633019
Only if you like yuri.

>>87636809
They should have started doing that 3 years ago.

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>>87628900
>tfw despite seeing every other film you never watched either of the Deathly Hollow films
I don't even know why, it's not like I didn't like Harry Potter or they weren't never available, I just somehow have never seen them.

>>87637365
That reminds me, I vaguely remember watching a western Anne of Green Gables cartoon back when I was a kid. And yet everyone seems to be more familiar with the anime?

>>87636997
The first Wednesday Adams (TV) grew up to work in Porn. Not like that though.
>>87637009
The second (cinematic), well, is Christina Ricci. She's 36 now and still acting.

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>>87637054
You are no expert on what's healthy. You're some shmuck posting on an anime forum.

>>87637453
The books are better anyway.

>>87637465
>Not like that though.
What do you mean by this?

>>87637054
>No character who ever spontaneously decided to go to vegas one week and take part in a show ever had to budget their lives for the next six months in a method that revolved around ramen noodles.
Isn't that a good thing? Why would I be attracted to a retard?

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>>87637465
Ricci filled out pretty nice, and has done some nude scenes as well.

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>>87637531
Why indeed?

>>87637480

He's right, though. Being in love with a real person is healthier than being in love with fictional character.

who doesnt struggle with this tho

>>87637781
Being in love is never healthy. It's a mental illness.

>>87637365
But Diana marries Fred in 1886 and Anne marries Gilbert in 1890. And then between them they have all the children.

>>87637851
"Being" is an illness. Prepare to be terminated.

>>87632202
>Ronnie's heft and girth are a modern legend
L-lewd!

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>>87636735
No, one of the defining characteristics of a SJW webcomic artist is to always be inserting political points into the comic as well as constantly posting and retweeting polarizing points on Twitter. Ronnie does none of these, and basically doesn't talk about it at all, except in the times in the old Twitch days where he'd see something controversial going on in the chat and go, "Yeah, let's not talk about this in here," a stance he'd apply to any side.

>>87626301
i ship ronnie x jimmy now

>>87636735

You sound like someone who has completely lost touch with the world outside of whatever internet communities you visit.

>>87636974
>I mean they're supposed to be the very first human but I swear after they were exiled from Eden there were suddenly a bunch of other humans that weren't their children.

I don't know how the Christfags word it, but in Judaism, while Adam and Eve were the first man and woman, it's not as if it says God stopped making people after that. It's plausible that God made Adam first, saw Man was good and made others in other Gardens of Eden around the globe, and when Woman was made, they all fucked up simultaneously.

>>87639615
>, they all fucked up simultaneously.
Seems more plausible that only Adam and Eve fucked up, but God punished all mankind, since they were the first.
He was kinda fire and brimstone back then.

>>87638288
Only if jimmy crossdresses as pippi longstocking. Damn now i know what i am going to be begging artfags for now.

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>>87626524
>tfw recently went on a date with a ginger
>tfw I've been unable to get her out of my mind since then
>tfw she mentions that she's not usually as open with people as she has been with me
a-am I going to make it?

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>>87639671
Yes. For sure.

>>87639615
Or the genetics were much better at the time meaning keeping it in the family was much less risky. Abraham's wife was also his sister.

>>87639687
>>>/d/

>>87630335
I grew up with that live action version but yeah i wish pippi would be real

>>87633099
I wish WMT was still thing and would do series for this

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>>87637781
Well i cant help myself for liking Noa

>>87633099
The man is a relentless pedophile so that's to be expected.

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>>87637781
I know but where am I going to find someone like Kei?

>>87640279
in the garbage

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>>87640315

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>>87626524
for me it was the tail end of elementary school
and we were good friends and always goofed off together during class
and then we went to different middle schools, leaving me to realize years later that she was probably totally crushing on me and I should have kept contact somehow

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>>87629654
Yo sins r forgivn SMHfamalam

>>87636997
>Christina Ricci
Oh man..

>>87636812
This. Fucker can't into western properties. He would have completely bastardized it like he did Earthsea.

>>87636729
>think it's OC Pippi 34
>go to archive
>it's a fucking "libtards cry about Trump" comic
Fuck you for getting my hopes up, niggers.

>>87636494
>I CAN'T

God it's like they're living parodies.

>>87637781
>being in love with someone who will never love you back is "healthier" than being in lover with someone who will never love you back

>>87630335
No, I was a Punky Brewster man

>>87637210
They definitely do not.

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>>87637781

>>87640894
So little quality 34, damn shame.

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>>87637781
Celebrities are fictional characters, though..

>>87640279
If you're willing to accept one without spaceship access, there's plenty of fiery women with guns in west Texas.

>>87640894
Somewhere there is a universe where she did not get a reduction, and the show continued.

>>87637495
She did hair & makeup for porn shoots and met her future ex husband, a cameraman, at one.

>>87639688
The inbreeding would explain why modern humans live for something like 80 years, when the first ones were pushing a thousand.

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>>87641983
this is a cruel and unjust world

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Since when redheads are cool and not ugly?

>>87626301
>spoiler
Thought the pastor would molest him desu.

>>87636836
he had several sibilings, poor people haven't changed much in that aspect

>>87626301
On the plus side Jimmy probably feels better.

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>>87642126

>>87641960
I expect there's at least one with spaceship access in Houston.

>>87642230
He wasn't poor. His family had skilled slaves and servants that they used to build buildings for profit. Closest thing you get to middle class pre-industrial age.

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>>87626524
>tfw in love classmate in 3rd grade
>she moves away
>still think about her from time to time, wonder what she's up to
>run into her at a friend's wedding
>under 5ft tall and STACKED which is exactly my fetish
>she didn't remember me
>finally stop being beta and ask her to dance
>she's dating guy I hated in grade school
>crushed for months
>we've been dating for 3 years, are living together, and proposing early next year

>>87642394
Holy shit, this is incredibly low quality even for a gif

>>87629844
>tfw I know this feel and she later turned into the hottest girl I know
Oh what could have been

>>87638420
dude get off your high horse, it was a joke

>>87626301
>everybody crushing on Pippi

It's like they don't get WMT animus or something.

>>87633072
I wish my teenage self was you. What did you print out? Anything recognizable, like Bondage fairies or Tales of A Schoolgirl Lesbian? I remember seeing those in the back of Heavy Metal magazines at Tower Records

>>87636494
>I've been on /co/ for less than a week: the post

>>87642394
You Cuck him or what?

>>87641737
According to Abraham Mole, those have different iconicity. A is degree 1, B is degree 2.

>>87642254
oh my...
This is so fucking true.

>>87628443
>Neville starts as a shy tubby girl and ends the series a tall seasoned warrior woman
i want to see THAT drawing

>>87642126
Various cartoonists were working to popularize them for years. Almost every sexy nee-san over the last decade was a redhead.

>>87626524
Same here, except it was middle school and she moved to South Africa after 8th grade.

>>87646158
>South Africa
RIP in peace, ginger girl.

Is Ron a manlet irl?

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>>87646204
NOPE

>>87646225
what the fug
is this the opposite of dobson effect where the guy is so harsh on himself that he goes past reality?

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>Having crushes on little girls
>Not being into older women
None of you were the playground badass, I see?

>>87646158
Nothing but black dick for decades

>>87637256
>spirited away is a gender swap story
I'm sorry?

>>87646453
You say that as if white dicks for decades would made it better.

>>87642021
sometimes more is less, I rather have a firm hadfull than two empty bags sagging.

>>>87637256
>>>87646560
I guess you could make the argument that she was treated completely gender neutral, but gender swap?

>>87646249
yes
Isn't it beautiful?

>>87626771
same

>>87637256
The hell are you on about

>>87647034
Yeah, he probably meant "Your name", which isn't even top 3, and that's not even counting inflation, which would bring spirited away even higher.

>>87642394
You're gonna make it, anon

>>87646249
He also has a southern accent irl. Through me for a loop first time I heard it.

>>87632981
Catholics have these weird fucked up beliefs about Mary, because they basically worship her for some reason. Saint worship, Mary worship, anything to spend less time worshiping God, I guess.

>>87647292
You have to think of Catholic heaven of this big bureaucracy with god at the top then the angels then the saints and the regular people. You can't just bother god with your stupid little problems, so you ask some saint to put in a good word for you with the big guy.

>>87640315
Kei is the best

>>87626487
>inferior
>should be kept for breeding stock
You're horrible at eugenics

>>87649759
We are at a point where you can choose the sex of your child with artificial insemination, making sure the gingers of the future are hot fiery redheads and not pale off-putting gingers.

>>87628900
oh my fuck the twins

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>>87642254
Yup.

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>>87628900

>those Weasley twins

>>87650543
1 5 3 4 2

>>87650543
Far left and 3rd from the left are cute as FUCK.

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>>87646560
It's been surpassed recently.

>>87650543
Me one to the right and in the back

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>high school
>pretty af brown haired chick
>our circles of friends just sort of melted together
>hang out a bit
>go out for the week surrounding prom
>suddenly calls it quits one day
>later learn I was a stand in for a guy that was away from school for a month

gg, me.

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>>87637365

>>87628443
>Ron goes from huge fag to best girl

>>87636305

Wait, is that Sirius on the far left?

God damn, I don't know how to feel about this.

>>87654852
Imagining her suffering in Azkaban makes me mad at dementors.

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>>87636600
This gorgeous but fresh-off-the-boat south american girl crushed hard on me in sixth (?) grade. I was completely rude to her and scratched out her face in my copy of our class picture. I don't even remember her name.

The class roasties lied to her and said I liked her. They sucked, but I made a lot of mistakes back then.

>>87639671
>not usually as open with people as she is with me
This is bullshit. I can't tell you how many times I've heard that from girls. That and "i can't believe we're doing this I'm usually never like this" referring to hooking up, right as I'm about to enter her

>>87626301
Is Ronnie an asukafag? I have to know now

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>tfw no one ever tried to approach you or showed any interest in you
>tfw you felt the exact same way

>>87650543
1 3 2 5 4

>when the awkward qt asks you out, and you say yes
Feels good man.

>>87655956
Easiest way to tell, does her bra match her panties? She was planning on fucking you.

>>87626301
Men are naturally attracted to redheads for their exoticism until they hang out with them enough to realize the hair color is genetically linked with borderline personality disorder.

>Go to high-school reunion.
>The girl with huge knockers has grown into the woman with huge knockers.
>She got her law degree and is a practicing attorney.
>I have my bachelor's, but I work retail.
>"Hey, Anon! You know, I had a major crush on you back then."
>"R-really? Hey, want to get a coffee sometime?"
>"Oh, I would, but my husband is SUPER jealous!"

And people wonder why I hate myself.

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>>87637453
despite the hype they had, i could see myself living witouth having watched them.

Im still looking forward to magical beasts because im a complete sucker for creature designs.

>>87659039

What?

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>>87659240
fuck you trailer trash I just got through successfully ignoring every preview at Doctor Strange
Die in a fire

>>87659039
you're doing it wrong
before you ask what the answer is everything

>>87659240
The thing is I kind of want to watch them but it's been so long since I've watched all the other films I feel like I'd be completely lost if I tried, and fuck watching all the other films back to back.

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>>87656072
>>tfw no one ever tried to approach you or showed any interest in you
I know that feel bro, I know it far too well

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>>87626301
>be 10
>get turned on by a nude picture of Eve
>realize I'm attracted to my great-great-x30-grandmother

haha woops

>>87659655
the story is developed in the 1920's is way back from all the event of the film, but i guess you gotta know some of the background of the wizard world to get a lot of things from the movie.

>>87626301
Mary>Any Ginger

>>87659913
>tfw every after sunday school my mom makes me read the bible for 4 hours back then
>tfw fapping to lot and his daughters, that one guy who always cucked his dead brother for an heir and many other fun bible stories
the weirdest fap i ever had bible related was when daniel in the lions den

>>87661300
I meant Deathly Hollows, I didn't see half blood prince since it came out so most my memories about which characters are who is a bit vague.

Still thought, with the new film, gonna be interesting to see wizards vs. guns, I think Rowling herself said that with the exception of some really high class wizards guns pretty much trump magic.

>>87626301
>thought it was going to end with Ronnie crushing on Jimmy

>>87652368
>tfw recognize that tuvian throat singer
my nigga

>>87638271
>I voted for Pedro
Pure and innocent

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>>87639661
>Jimmy and Ronnie arguing about who dresses up this time
>Ronnie actually really wants to, but can't fit in their outfit

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>>87656072
>>87659886
>Feel found: 2 results
Please end me. I'd do it myself, but cowardice and low-end hedonism block the way to glorious nothingness.

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>>87626524

>work up the courage to tell her that I liked her
>she didn't feel the same way but still wanted to be friends
>went home that night realizing I never had a chance with her
>we didn't hang out much after that
>never found another girl as cute as her again

H...hold me guys

>>87628900
>That snape
>That voldemort
>Those twins
Oh my fuck

>>87628443

Reverse gender Ron is just... unf

>>87646225

Man, I want to party with Ronnie.

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Sometimes when I buy ingredients for hotdogs, I end up with more chili left over. Then I have to eat the chili on bread, and it feels like I'm wasting precious hotdog enhancer. Someone should share a few hotdogs with me so I don't have to buy a whole batch. That's just what I believe in.

>>87640260
That's quite a harsh accusation to make

Do you have anything to substantiate that claim?

>>87664122
Yes. His obsession with this child he encountered as a young adult that has led to him drawing and writing the same character over and over and over and over and over again.

>>87646225
>other persons shirt doesnt turn into a hawaii shirt
Duplicate ronnie confirmed

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>>87664307

>>87664327
Well it sure isn't that he looks bad.

>>87628443
>Draconia offers her friendship
>Harriet refuses
>everyone becomes sure that she is a faggot

>>87664327
I'd totally date him.

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>>87646225
The shit? After all these orb drawings I assumed he was on the same tier as Scott Kurtz. But this guy would look damn near average without the novelty shirt. Even the massive beard makes him look normal compared to all the pubefaces out there. Next you'll tell me he successfully enlisted without getting discharged on bad conduct, or talked down a potential suicide leaper.

>>87637480
what is this from? I need it for ... research

>>87664693
Some french animation of Adam and Eve

>>87642254
actually it's not true (last panel anyway), I've seen some very good looking red haired guys

>>87664693
the bible

>>87626524
>tfw you still have yet to meet a beautiful girl

Most women look alright. Some look sexy, some look ugly. But none give that "oh shit she's beautiful" moment, or make me think of them afterwards. I've used up a quarter of my time on earth and I'm still waiting for my first proper crush.

>>87665013
>he's never turned a corner in Walmart or some shit and had his heart stop for a second because of the fine piece in front of him
I
'm not sure if I feel pity or jealousy, it's honestly a really disconcerting sensation when it happens.

>>87665013
Lucky bastard.

I love how whomp threads are just a cleverly disguised way to make depressing feels threads relevant on /co/

>>87656072
>tfw people sometimes show interest in you
>tfw you are too dumb to notice

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>>87665013

I'm with you on this, there just hasn't been anybody that made me actually want to get to know them better and be around because they make you feel something. It's hard finding someone like that unless you are extremely lucky. My sister found the love of her life and they get along better than any couple I know, that's all I'm trying to look for.

>tfw that person you are looking for is out there somewhere and waiting for you to find them and give them the love that they deserve

It hurts to live.

>>87668979
We're all Ronnie in our inside.

My highschool story:
>Not a redhead, but the most angelic-nice girl of the class talks to me every day
> I development a crush for her, and planned confess to she
>Suddenly a day she calls me with other name and says sorry, it's the name of the guy I like
>brokeheart I avoid her
> Years later in Facebook she said that in Highschool she has a crush for X, the main character for a X TV series

>>87626301
The hottest girl in my high school class was Red hair, blue eyes.

Turned out it was contacts and hair dye.
Biggest rip when I heard that.

>>87626524
my greatest regret is that i fucked it up

>she's so much happier than me now
>i'm dying and spent my whole life away in the Army

I do regret.

>>87666506
Spoken like someone who knows. It's like "wait, is this allowed"

>>87650543
I feel bad for that man. Every day he has to fight the urge to fuck his incredibly cute daughters.

>>87674131
I don't think most real fathers have that problem

>>87646225
Does he actually wear Hawaiian shirts normally, or does he just do that at cons because of the expectation?

>>87650339
You want to fuck your children?

>>87628443
What is this abomination, and where can I get it?

>>87628443
I want female Draco to insult me for being a filthy muggle.

>>87630522
It never occurred to you to ask her name, introduce yourself, and maybe know what grade and section she was in? Poor, poor Anon. That's like, socialization 101. Even sperglords probably know this.

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>>87676241
post the whole thing or don't post fgt

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>>87676263

>>87631449
Immaculate conception didn't mean virgin birth it just means that Mary wasn't tainted by original Sin. Also Jesus had siblings.

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>Have a fetish for divinities
It's weird, atleast I try to steer clear of my religion. Kaali is pretty fucking tops though female Avalokitesvera is up there too. Though Athena I feel like is what kicked this shit off.

>>87676783
Sounds like your fetish is Heresy.
Do you have a Heresy fetish Anon?
It's alright, you can tell me.

>>87664327
Man he is hard on himself. He doesn't look great but he doesn't look that bad

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>>87676944
I just like strong women....very strong women.

>>87626524
Shinji is that you

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>>87676973
Easy enough to get that without divinity, though.

>>87676263
>you will never cuddle chubby trap Ronnie

>>87676783
Shit, I have a divinity fetish, too.

>tfw Selene will never descend as I sleep and use me for her Goddess needs

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>>87628443
Why do they work at Canadian Tire?

>>87630335
What's the best place to download this movie and the series? I'm so lost without KAT.

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>>87662487

>>87654852
you will never have fem Sirius overpower you and making you have snusnu with her

>>87674131
how could he possibly be thinking that when he's able to fuck his incredibly hot wife?

>>87677142
the only reason anyone goes to canadian tire; canadian tire money to fool americans with.

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>>87677573
>Pirate bay is absolutely barren
>All the other sites are sketchy as fuck
Piracy pretty much died with KAT

>>87679444
it's a good thing I have speciality anime sites to torrent from

everything else is fucked for. rest in peace

>>87626771
Kirino worst girl

>>87629870
>About to get revenge for your Lord against a man who killed his brother
>Realize you'll have to talk to the guy and just go home instead

>>87640749
That seems to be very common with Japanese adaptations of Western media, like Halo Legends.

Granted, the reverse is also very true, such as Dragon Ball Evolution.

>>87640749
>like he did Earthsea.
That was his son.

I'd say it would probably still have been a great movie, despite having little in common with the Lindgren story other than setting.