hi /co/ I just spent $200 on vol. 1-20 of Spawn Origins Collection.

Baseball toy company makes bajillions of dollars, artists starve all the time. Figure it out, homie.

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>>87610947
>I just spent $200 on vol. 1-20 of Spawn Origins Collection.
>Know nothing about Spawn

>>87610947
Depends on how little 200 bones means to you my man

>>87610947
Well first and foremost, he's nothing like Vemon.

>>87610947
The average Spawn story:
- Spawn is sitting on his throne, which is made of rotten, worm-infested remains
- Cogliostro or Angela or Violator or the mailman come and either tells him to solve his problems or threatens him with some prophecy (which of course will never be fulfilled)
- Spawn, still seated on his rotten throne, remembers his wife and daughter and cries a bit
- From his skyscraper, Jason Wynn puts a bad guy face and orders some evil action to be done
- Spawn is still in his worm-infested throne talking to his beggar friends, who tell some joke
- Malebolgia says that Al Simmons will be his someday and laughs hysterically
- Spawn is still crying in his throne when a supernatural menace appears and Spawn spectacularly fights it... for three pages
- And now that he has left the throne, he will take a look at his ex-family from the window, like a fucking stalker. He cries a bit more.
- Cogliostro insists that something big is coming, that everything’s going to change, that the prophecy will be fulfilled. One of these days.
- In the end, Spawn is sitting on his stinky throne again.
Repeat for about 100 issues.

Here, I saved you 200 do-- nevermind.

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Writing for Spawn is kinda like porn. The point of Spawn is to look cool and badass, so the story is just whatever convoluted stuff they could think of to get him to the next scene to continue looking cool and badass.

>>87611238

Well, atleast it'll have good art right?

>>87611238
Wtf I love Spawn now

>>87611637
lol

>>87612030
I had the same reaction. Now I remember why this comic was awesome.

>>87612216

So it appeals to cheesy lovers? cause I'm one of those people who likes the Super Mario Bros. movie.

>>87611238

fuck yes. gotta go buy me some spawn now.

>>87611238

This is maybe true of the first 100 issues.

Not so much the nearly 200 issues after that.

Almost none of those characters are even around anymore.