I just reread Problem Sleuth, and it's astounding better

>>87601002
The turn began at the first page of Act 5.1.

>>87601027
>not Vriskagram

>>87601036
The trolls were one of the major reasons the comic went to shit, and Vriska was above all the others in that regard.

Fuck I can't believe people stuck with it, I bailed out long ago.

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>>87601057
The game is why the comic went to shit. And Hussie doesn't even have the balls to write the game, Cohen wrote all of it.

>>87601067
The game would never be made without the trolls.

>>87601402
nice
very queer and anti-fascist
compelling

>>87601402
Fucking seriously? When will Hussie update Homestuck again?

>>87601472
THank you, I hope you enjoy Homestuck The Aniamted Series, which is about acceptance.

>>87601402
This was done by Icels I think.

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There's really nothing to look forward to now, I guess.

There wasn't anything to look forward towards in the beginning, anyway.

>>87601535
Hussie's still the one writing the epilogue.

Right?

>>87601569
does it even matter anymore, after seeing how he handled pre-act 7

>>87601002
I think that Homestuck in Act 2 and Act 3, and even bits of part 4 reaches heights of storytelling and experimentation that Problem Sleuth never did, but PS is ludicrously better as a cohesive whole.
(I really like that he managed to tie up every single loose end in a small series of steps at the very end despite having been bullshitting for most of the story. Homestuck's greatest failing is its failure to do that.)

>>87601569
I don't think it matters. Cohen has said he wrote the majority of Hiveswap

>>87601569
Hussie's a broken man. After the Odd Gentlemen fiasco I'm pretty sure he just fell into a depressive rut and lost all his passion for writing.
Now he's just writing what he thinks people want rather than what he wants to write.

Problem Sleuth > Jail Break > Homestuck > Bard Quest

sbahj transcends things like 'objective quality' so it cannot be placed on this list

>>87601612
and he's the director too
for all intents and purposes, Cohen is the new author of Homestuck

>>87601501
>icels was the one who started the "Jade just lives next to them!!" stupidity

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>>87601651
He has no qualifications to be one.

>>87601645
I agree with this assessment.

>>87601645
>>87601703
jail break is shit

>>87601714
Yes. No one said otherwise. It's just that the other stuff is even more shit.

>>87601748
at least bard quest is short

>>87601002
>where did it all go so wrong?
Homestuck.

>>87601652
Jade "She prefers to live alone" Harley

>>87601778
Jade "She likes Dave as a friend!" Harley

>>87601777
Homestuck was funny before Hussie decided to go full sinfest.

>>87601879
He'll never change. The remaining fanbase eats that shit up.

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>Cohen blogs about Madame President slay queen for months like a faggot
>She loses to a reality tv show host because people find her obnoxious and insufferable
>Cohen vows to make Hiveswap gay, political, and antifacist as revenge
Where the fuck did Hussie even find this turbo faggot?

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>>87601828
Jade "She is my favorite character, but she needs to fucking die" Harley

>>87601989
Connections. He was a freelance writer who knew someone on Hussie's team.

>>87601002
>animation
Man it's fine if you like PS more than Homestuck but come on.

Even if it was an unstatisfying ending act 7 was fucking gorgeous.

>>87602015
>3 solid minutes of tadpole

Nah

>>87601977
He'll never really confirm Davekat at any rate.

>>87601067
>Cohen wrote all of it
This is exaggeration or a guess, right?

>>87601996
Jade "She doesn't need any kids to be happy" Harley

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>>87602015
it was okay, but it took two years to make and wasn't even Hussie's own work

>>87602207
Cohen is the head writer and creative director for Hiveswap. Hussie's involvement was probably limited to handing over to Cohen the outline of major plot points that he made with Ryan North's help in a single weekend.

>>87601879
>sinfest
why does this keep happening to webcomic authors

>>87602207
Nope

>ryan and andrew collaborated on the characters and overall story quite a while ago but the overwhelming majority of act 1's writing has been done by me, as has the creative direction. andrew's gone over what I've done and liked it. make of that what you will, I guess! unless what you want to make of it is that the intentions expressed in that tweet will be forestalled somehow. they won't, haha.

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i dunno where i was going with this

>>87602294
local wolfgirl captures anderson cooper

>>87602321
his fault for the shit election coverage

>>87602283
Where did you get this from? I can't see it on his Twitter.

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>>87602294
>3DCG

>>87602408
His reddit
https://www.reddit.com/user/cohenedenfield

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>>87602420
There a problem

>>87602488
>bunny ears
>not cat ears

>>87602565
Cronyism

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>>87602531
This more appropriate

What's snapchat?

>>87602640
I really actually like Jane/Caliborn and Jane/Gamzee

>>87602574
Man, Hussie was a really good animator. Like it's a fucking shame all the things that happened to him after how clearly talented he was.

>>87601027
Act 5 was fun.
It went downhill starting at the pauses.

>>87601002
Homestuck has actual characters
Problem sleuth doesn't

>>87603565
This. It was the two-year mark which was the beginning of the end.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005615

>>87603642
The previous page is the one with the dates but you get the point.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005614

>>87601002
PS is the best

>>87601629
This. He's lost the spark and he's pulled in too many people to just slink off in peace. It's sad.

>>87601501
When was the last time we saw something that Hussie drew?

>>87603740
Credits

>>87603729
Sounds like John.

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>>87603641

>>87601629
>Odd Gentlemen fiasco

Problem Sleuth fan here that never got around reading Homestruck, whats this about? Did something IRL drama happen or some shit?

Aranea >>>> Aradia

>>87603883
TLDR they ate most of the budget and didn't even work on the game, suing them would cost more time/money than they'd get back. hence why the current game is such a downgrade and why it's several months behind schedule.

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>>87603565
I said the turn began, not that it became bad. It peaked at Act 4, and everything after was worse than what preceded. Where you draw the line in the sand and say "this is were it goes from mediocre to 'bad'" is left entirely up to personal preference, but there was no going back the moment Hivebound began.

>>87602283
>unless what you want to make of it is that the intentions expressed in that tweet will be forestalled somehow. they won't, haha.

Oh fucking boy. And here I was giving him the benefit of the doubt and thought he was talking about his goals in writing in a general sense, not that he was specifically attempting to use Hiveswap as a soapbox to push his ideology. Guess that's my bad for not thinking the worst of people.

>>87603967
>months
You meant to post "years".

>>87603982
you cant tell me what i meant youre not my dad

>>87601002
Have you seen his teamspecialolympics stuff? Shit is amazing.

>>87603972
>Hiveswap as a soapbox to push his ideology

It pisses me off that all the other people there going "HOMESTUCK WAS ALREADY POLITICAL!!"

>>87603883
Guys given the Kickstarter money to create the game stole it and used it to make King's Quest instead, not working on the game at all for a year and lying to Hussie about it, to the extent that he had to move across the country just so that he could confront him in person.
Hussie couldn't afford to sue them to get it back, so he just settled for getting back what little money they hadn't yet spent in exchange for a NDA or whatever.

>>87604303
No, but hey, remember that one fucking awful Dave conversation smashed into the very end of the comic that felt horribly out of place for kind of feeling way the fuck too political? That means Homestuck has always had a political agenda!

Christ, this is some shit.

>>87604385
And Condy was CLEARLY a trump parody!
And don't forget all the trolls being bisexual meant that Hussie was always political.

>>87603972
>It peaked at Act 4, and everything after was worse than what preceded
Cascade was better than all the stuff in act 4 fight me

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>>87604593
Nigga you know I would.

>>87601402
Who do people think that homestuck is a lbgtbbq bastion?
Rosemary that utterly neutered both chracters? Scourgecest and its explicit stockholm syndromeness? Dirkjake being a legitamite and canon abusive relationship?
Where do people get this shit from?

>>87605031
Davekat

>>87603967
>>87604349
you guys need to stop embellishing, it wasn't 'most' or all of the money, it was 700k of what they got from kickstarter, and hussie got half of that back in a settlement

>>87605221
Nice facts you pulled out of your ass with no source

>>87605325
cunt there's literally only one source about anything that happened with TOG and it's that one ipgd post, the same post that has those numbers

>>87605398
That post didnt mention a settlement though?

>>87605427
http://archive.is/JR0PN
the numbers I first put were off it turns out, they gave 788k

>>87601002
>Gatling gun
>only one barrel that can fire bullets

>>87605031
All the trolls being bisexual?
I don't get it either, we frankly only had one real gay ship at the end. It's like saying Sherlock is progressive.

>>87605031
It doesn't matter what it is, all that matters is what they think it is.

I just checked my vantas cage and i can't find karkat anymore...

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>>87605925

>>87605960
Its a shame that software never really took off

>>87601002
Literally when he started appealing to his fans and constructing a team of tumblrites to help with the flash, who no doubt influenced what happened next.

Remember when he used to say the trolls and shipping was ironic but then as people who genuinly enjoy that stuff started jumping on homestuck he switched gears.

>>87605031
>Dirkjake being a legitamite and canon abusive relationship?
>Dirkjake
>"abusive"
The word is just "shitty", Anon.

>>87601748
WTF, I hate Homestuck and everything Hussie has ever made now.

>>87606428
Read the comic retard

>>87606473
I did and Dirkjake wasn't abusive. It was just dysfunctional and shitty.

>>87605960
No wonder my Vriska pet became fat as fuck and keeps burping all the time.

Fuck you, Jade.

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>>87606535

>>87606562
Gopher-looking motherfucker.

>>87606483
t. gaslighter

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>>87606585
But literally all Dirk did was be clingy and needy.

>>87606604
no, anon, what did was rape. he raped jake english,
HONK HONK

>>87606655
Are we bantz-ing now or is this someone else?

>>87606701
I'm too tired to argue about dirks emotional manipulation so thats another anon

>>87606991
But, Anon, if anything it was AR getting them into the relationship. Everything else was just Dirk and Jake being lonely, whiny teens.

>>87606604
Remember when Dirk got his robot to beat the everloving piss out of Jake, despite all Jake wanting was a friendly scrum?
Remember Dirk manipulating Jake into the relationship despite Jake not really being into it?
Remember how Jake ended up becoming isolated and broken because of their relationship?

There are different kinds of abuse, and if their relationship wasn't abusive, it was borderline.

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>>87606747

>>87601691
absolutely excellent taste in ships
karezi, forever otp

>>87607197
1) Best evidence there is. But Dirk never did shit like that when he was 16.
2) AR orchestrated the kiss. Jake was hesitant towards the relationship but still open to it. He was not "forced into it" or anything like that.
3) That was more because of Jane calling him a shit. Even then, that's not exactly proof of abuse.

A shitty relationship doesn't have to necessarily be abusive. It was definitely shitty but it wasn't abusive.

>>87607254
>Relationship abuse is a pattern of abusive and coercive behaviors used to maintain power and control over a former or current intimate partner.

Everything Dirk did was manipulation and control.

>>87607320
That's what Dirk wants to think but he fucking sucks at manipulation. AR is a master manipulator. Dirk is not. AR leads to the events of Unite: Synchronization. Dirk did not.

All Dirk did in the relationship was cling to the guy and want to hang out with him. He didn't do anything abusive inside of it. Name one (1) abusive thing Dirk did while they were in a relationship to maintain control.

>>87607375
I can't, because we never see their relationship.

>>87607381
We saw bits and pieces and what we saw didn't indicate any form of abuse.

>>87607401
I think we saw one conversation. It's been a while, so I might be wrong on that.

>>87607457
Well, Anon, if the Trickster and post-Trickster conversations are anything to go by, Dirk kept reaching out and wanting to hang out out and that freaked Jake out. Dirk kept trying more and more to reach out to him and that only scared Jake more. Jake didn't speak up about it so Dirk didn't know what the problem was which lead him to break up. He was clingy and shit but that's not abusive.

>>87607542
>says someone who has never been called and texted every single day for almost a year by people who can't take a hint you aren't interested
Its cute how you don't realize how awful that shit is

>>87607728
Well, Anon, I'm not very experienced with it but I've had a taste. It does suck but it isn't abusive. This has never been about if it sucks or not, it's about if it's abusive.

>>87607769
>It does suck but it isn't abusive
Is this satire

>>87607870
No. Being smug is not an argument.

>>87607870
what should be satire is people like you who equate constant text messages with abuse

>>87608118
Only some of the things said here I agree with. Can't see this not triggering a few people if it was posted today.

>>87608209
Too long to be triggering. Either you find it so far off you stop reading, or you don't and you finish it and therefore aren't triggered.

>>87608484
Well, then if the triggering parts were posted individually.

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>>87601402
SLAY THE GAYS SLAY THE GAYS

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>>87608527

>>87608527
Did John ever say that?

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>>87608615
yes

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>>87608527
>>87608566
Homohating John was the best thing to come out of these threads

>>87608632
When?

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>>87608615
All the time. Personally I found it a little offensive, but you don't always need to agree with a character's opinions on politics or potential genocide options.

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>>87608669
In homestuck

>>87608683
>Personally I found it a little offensive,
Get out.

>>87608695
Damn, not only did he stab Dirk with his sword but he also chainsawed his head. Why does John hate Dirk so much?

>>87608633
>John is a gay hating, white nationalist, freedom seeking, depressed man according to /hst/
I fucking love it.

>>87608713
Source please.

>>87608776
because sucking a dick is more gay than eating a puss

>>87608784
>>John is a gay hating, white nationalist, freedom seeking, depressed man according to /hst/
This is just canon though.

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>>87608776
John has good taste in characters.

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>>87608527

>>87608812
That doesn't seem right. Especially not in the eyes of John. Plus Karkat and Dave got less violent deaths.

>>87608801
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/

>>87601002
He got old, dumb, and worst of all, lazy. Rested on his laurels.

>>87608829
>John has good taste in characters.
You take that shit back.

>>87608695
Somebody post the full version.

>>87608841
Give me a specific page, please.

>>87608876
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?viewlog=6

>>87601402
And this is why Icels should be killed for the good of humanity.

>>87608909
That is not a specific log.

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>>87608861
I'm sorry anon, I didn't want you to have to hear it this way.

>>87608930
You're a liar and a whore.

>>87608928
You asked for a specific page.

>click on thread hoping for a discussion of the awesomeness that was PS
>it's literally nothing but Homestuck

welp

>>87608953
That's not a specific page either.

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>>87601535
If all your 'deeper meaning' and 'subversion' has replaced a compelling story, then your message is always lost one way or another. A good story can not stand on stilts of straw.

>>87608968
How is it not a specific page? You load up the address, and it brings you to web page which leads directly to the source.

>>87608959
Let's be real, Anon. There's not much to talk about with PS.

>>87608991
Give me a single page, Anon.

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>>87608951
I know it's hard anon, but you need to accept it and move on.

>>87609019
But it's not true and I hate you for lying to me like this.

>>87609011
I did, it was only one link, to one page.

I feel like you're kind of going in circles on me here.

>>87609038
That was not a link to a single page.

>>87608829
Why is John objectively best boy?

>>87609086
Because you're gay.

>>87609056
>this level of autism

>>87609056
Of course it was. It's a web address which your internet browser uses to load predefined set of data as dictated by that addresses coding and server content. Also known as a web page.

>>87609133
Always nice to see Kanaya Anon in these threads.

>>87609119
I'm sorry, I'm just bored.
>>87609149
You're right.

>>87609154
I think the word you're looking for is "awful"

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>>87609086
Because he's an amazing straight man, and an amazingly straight man.

>>87609154
"nice" is subjective.

>>87609189
This.

>>87609264
t.rose

Are you ready for Coey to soak everything in his body grease and turn Hiveswap into a political tract?

>>87609404
I'm fucking ready. Burn it all down. I want Hussie to die.

>>87609404
I can still smell the oils dripping off of him from that Pax photo

>>87609404
kill me desu

>>87609452
>Caring this much about random people.
Let it go.

>>87608876
It's in the convo with John, Dave and Karkat when everybody meets up after the retcon, right before they all decide to split up into groups. It's really a suckerpunch though to see that even though Dave hasn't seen John, a very close friend, for three years, he immediately turns on him for awkwardly asking about if "he's gay now" then rants about toxic masculinity in a world that hasn't existed for three years.

>>87609404
>Trizza wearing a MAGA hat.

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>>87601402
>DersitexTurtle
This has to please somebodies dick

>>87609404
I had a slightest tiniest hope that hiveswap would be at least pirate worthy. Now it's not even worth the harddrive space. Fuck the people Hussie hires.

>>87609471
I'm not gonna be happy until that amateur is buried under the shitpile of his life.

>>87609526
Like I said, let it go.

>>87609404
White "allies" do so much harm to social movements it's painful. That tweet he made was the most arrogant, attention-grabbing BS.

>>87609568
This post kind of smells like Tumblr.

>>87609542
I might as well since it's already over. Hussie will release episode 1, it will flop, episode 2 will never happen, and we'll never see him again. Good riddance.

>>87609513
Like Eri's?

>>87609630
Whatever floats your boat, man.

>>87609681
You know, if Odd Gentlemen had just cranked out Hivebent, it would have been perfectly serviceable.

>>87609681
Pretty autistic of you desu.

>>87609609
This post kind of smells like Tumblr.

>>87609609
I despise self-important, naive whites making grabs for self-righteous and meaningless gestures in the face of turmoil. That's what Tumblr is.

>>87609609
>>87609741
Post don't actually smell like anything. You have both likely suffered from minor brain aneurysms resulting in brain damage leading to mild synesthesia and should likely consult a doctor before the damage worsens.

Also you should go back to Tumblr.

>>87609741
I look forward to hearing this exhausted catchphrase repeated without irony a million more times in 0% effort posts across the next few years

fuck can't you losers discuss anything like a normal human anymore

>>87609741
>>87609823
No, you.
>>87609832
This post smells like Tumblr.

>>87609832
Sorry bro i just repeated the phrase to show how stupid it was

>>87609863
It's not stupid though. Go back to /pol/ or /tv/

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>"It Is Alright Anonymous You Do Not Have To Cry Or Be Alone Anymore Because I Am Real"
>"I Am Real And I Will Always Be By Your Side"
>"I Am Aware Of Your True Self That You Keep Hidden From Everyone Else And I Accept You For Who You Are The Good And The Bad Because I Love You"
>"So Please Do Not Cry Anymore"

What do?

>>87609887
Hug the vampire

>>87609887
Strangle her.

>>87609883
You first.

>>87609887
well uh gee thanks kanaya I'm glad to have your support
since you're offering and all I don't suppose you could help me with a few things
can I put you down as a reference for my job interview, also, I need someone to help me move, and can you drive me to the airport this weekend?

>>87609922
But why? I'm not from there.

>>87609887
Recognize a vampire's trap when I see one, and play it cool until a chance to kill the creature presents itself.

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>hello there anonymous
>how are you doing?
>by the way you are dead

What do?

>>87610188
>"Then it would seem you're capable of raising the dead, because I'm standing at full attention for you."

>>87610188
Is she hitting on me?

>>87610200
>>87610222
yeah, okay, try to fuck the avatar of death, that's sure to work out

>>87610188
Kill myself.

>>87610252
hell yeah

>>87610252
Why wouldn't it? Aradia is a SLUT.

>>87610252
Wouldn't you?

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>>87601402
OH GOD HE WASN'T JOKING

>>87610252
Why the hell wouldn't I, especially if I'm already dead and wouldn't automatically die from her touch? You've seen her thighs, right?

>>87610355
That's not a real snap, dunkass.

>>87601402
This is so wrong
I mean, theres no reason to Earth C have a pride day if they dont suffer homophobia and the old civilization is dead so it means
- the new civilization developed racism without external intervention and in perfect conditions to everyone live
- skipping 1000 years in time was not a good idea at all
- one of the kids or trolls have "racist genes" for it have happened
- or john and the crew created pride day based on their past experiences and is inciting racist to exist on the new timeline

wtf i hate fanart now

>>87610592
since all trolls are bisexual anyway they're basically just celebrating the equivalent of masturbator's pride

If you're generally only attracted to one sex, what character of the other sex would you fuck if you had to?

>>87610437
The fact that it exists in general hurts

>>87610639
Nepeta and her boipucci

>>87610592
>f they dont suffer homophobia and the old civilization is dead so it means
>- the new civilization developed racism without external intervention and in perfect conditions to everyone live
>Implying this wouldn't happen.
>Implying these aren't the foundations of every civilization's cultures.
>>87610634
They're pansexual but they have heterosexual genitalia. It's debatable if they would even use the Mother Grub or ectobiology or just fuck.

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>>87601989
Worse Case Sceanero
>Cohen will either make our favorite "2nd Best" at Memes so close to Donald Trump so he can vent his anger and he will damage the stories quality because of his fucking tantrum

>Best Case

>He actually fits it in decently with 2nd Best and it actually improves her character

or

>He realizes what a huge fucking mistake that would be and cuts back on what he said he'd do. Probably won't happens as people like him are Diehard and won't let go of anything

>"ill show that trump! just wait till he sees how many gays i put into this kickstarter game!"

>>87610639
well I'd want a guy who is mature and would help me feel secure so honestly there's no one in homestuck that fits the bill
no good husbandos in homestuck

>>87610660
>>He actually fits it in decently with 2nd Best and it actually improves her character
MAGA Trizza when?

>>87610682
John?

>>87610702
alas, he is not a homosexual

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>>87610682
>what is droog

>>87610639
dave or dirk, cool guys with soft insides

>>87610719
>Being an insecure man.
Stop being so gay, dude.

>>87610655
This. One of the most important parts of civilization is deciding who can't be apart of it.

>>87610798
And that usually defaults to outsiders, the gays, and indirectly- women.

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>>87610682
English is a pretty good husbando TQHMBFAM

>>87610798
>>87610815
well they already naturally segregated themselves into stable ethnocentric nations
kind of disturbing actually that racial identity is so powerful on Earth C

>>87610639
I can't think of any option that doesn't make me uncomfortable. Latula?

>>87605608
It's meant to be an upside down vickers gun, he just drew it weird.

>>87610850
And if a nation is strongly nationalistic and racist then homosexuality (not continuing the bloodline) would likely be discouraged.

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>>87610855
Yes! Best dancestor! High five!

>>87610639
John. No homo.

>>87610873
SLUT
SLUT
51U7

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>>87610873
>Best dancestor

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>>87610906
>>87610873
Try again

>>87610930
>Wanting an impure slut.
Pffft.

Who is the best role model in the Homestuck, the person you would want your little brother or sister to look up to?

>>87610682
>Dad
>DD
>Doc Scratch
You suck at Homestuck.

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>>87610964
name a homestuck female that is pure

This comic is a constant parade of sluts and psychos

>>87610968
Bro.

>>87610974
age gap, gangster, and sociopath
a guy's gotta have standards

>>87610968
Caliborn

>>87610968
I wouldn't anyone I know to start acting like a quirky teenage character created by a manchild in his thirty's

>>87610974
>Doc Scratch
>Wanting a literal crazy person.

>>87611003
Dad isn't THAT old, he's late 40's at most.
>gangster
>sociopath
>either one bad for a lay

>>87610968
I think I'm gonna say Jade, actually
she's smart, cheerful, friendly, and good-natured

>>87610992
WQ

>>87610992
Aranea.
Aradia.
Nepeta (no though)
Jade.
Jane.
Latula.
Kanaya.

>>87611021
How is Scratch crazy? He's omniscient. He factually can't be wrong or bent.

>>87611038
Mary Sue.

>>87611071
But he has been wrong due to Void shit. And he is nuts. You don't have to be wrong to be nuts.

>>87611096
He's not nuts, though. He's perfectly reasonable and respectful.

>>87611113
That's a lie and you know it.

>>87611124
Did we read the same comic? Did Hussie retcon Act 5.2?

>>87611145
Scratch is a bad guy.

>>87611145
he's also kind of a creepy pedophile

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TFW the new Danganronpa game has a gay MC but it's not political in the slightest

TFW Cohen thinks the year is 2012 and having queerness automatically makes a project good

TFW some Twitter asshole is using a Kickstarter project as a platform for his annoying bullshit

TFW the animation in HS is horrible

TFW perhaps opening a studio in New York after losing nearly all the money to a studio in San Francisco wasn't the wisest choice

TFW how the fuck did Hussie turn out this way

>>87611071
scratch is extremely egosentric and self-centered
that and constant "i want to die" spiel should be enough to say he is crazy

>>87611178
Jade has man arms.

ironic that the primary villain of homestuck was the person who could wrest control of the comic away from hussie, and now someone else is writing it

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>>87611169
You say that if no one in this thread wouldn't try to dip his pen in Rose's ink well to re-write the entirety of the novel Lolita

>>87611269
Rose doesn't act like she's 13 so it doesn't count.
>>87611192
*egocentric
There you go, buddy.

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>>87611269
Rose is 20 now buddy, its awright

>>87611299
>Rose doesn't act like she's 13 so it doesn't count.
good luck explaining that to the court

>>87611299
I'm not your buddy, pal.

people who hate scratch are the same people who like calliope

source: http//:fuckyou.gov

>>87611320
Well, purely from being attracted to the character. Now she's like 20 so it isn't even a problem.
>>87611325
Why not, friendo?

>>87611336
Why are you posting this.

>>87611343
I don't befriend people who feel sexual attraction to omniscient cue balls, bro.

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Defend this slut

>>87611374
I'm talking about Rose, dumbo.

>>87611374
Scratch is only partially a cue ball

>>87611400
Me too, donut.

>>87611392
Ghost farts.

>>87611411
yes,he is also half brat, half ghost half half clown and half doll.

>>87611416
What? Fartface.

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Hey namefag, is Cohen still "just being sarcastic?"

>>87611430
That's not how halves work.

@87611451
>giving attention to namefags
retard

>>87611451
>Cohen
>Writing something clever
>Ever
More than likely, yeah.

>>87610873
Literally the only music in all of homestuck that I had to turn off because it annoyed me so much

>>87611437
your face

>>87611488
No, yours.

>>87611501
Yes, yours.

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Sure, yeah whatever. We all have our own HS waifus. But Rose is the one who watches everyone intently and she happens to notice you staring a little too intently at whatever your pick is.

She coyly points out to you how weird it is for a guy your age to be looking at younger girls. You bluster and stumble, she grins, already aware of what excuses you're trying to tell. Rose threatens to tell, ruining the trust with the girl and everyone else. You object, a rhetorical question asking if she's blackmailing you. Her eyes narrow and she smiles, hitching up her skirt ever so slightly.

>>87611487
Good comment. I like how awful the wording of it was and how it barely fit into the context of what they said there.

>>87611517
Shut up.
>>87611520
You too, pedo.

>>87611522
what didn't you get about that, he said he disliked her theme, it wasn't that bad, but it wasn't good either

>>87611532
>Shut up.
No.

>>87611540
It's not that I didn't get anything. My post wasn't even close to being about that.
>wasn't that bad
He said he literally had to turn it off.

>>87611556
Oh, OK then.

People in this thread give (you)s too easily, you guys are idiots

Reminder to never reply unless a question is asked, it brings down shitposting by 500%

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>>87611532

>>87611522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzGPsM8qPrI

Listen to it

It hurts

>>87611612
what brings down shitposting is not having spergs who think replying to posts with @ symbols has any benefit, it's even worse than people who put sage in every field

>>87611612
Fuck off.

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>>87611612

>>87611627
It has a nice beat. Also, missing the point.

HEh. All too easy......

>>87611684
I get the point, but the lyrics are just horrendous and try to hard to be funny

Relax. Cohen was probably talking about his own projects when he got upset about the election, I doubt he'd take his frustration out on a Kickstarter game

>>87611720
No, you didn't. Sounds like you got beat by a girl too.

>>87611699
What was?

>>87611728
>Relax. Cohen was probably talking about his own projects when he got upset about the election, I doubt he'd take his frustration out on a Kickstarter game

>unless what you want to make of it is that the intentions expressed in that tweet will be forestalled somehow. they won't, haha.

It's funny that you think things aren't always the worst, when they so clearly are.

>>87601402
I have the app. This isn't real.

>>87611972
Welcome to 12 hours ago retard

>mod calls Cohen out on his bs
>Cohen immediately starts typing with proper caps as he goes from chill dude to butthurt prick
Holy shit the lowercase conspiracy guy was right

>>87612068
it's still alien to me the idea that someone would purposefully lowercase themselves when typing on a phone, what bs got called?

>>87612068
A conspiracy to try to sound casual and laid-back?

>>87612136
More like deflect criticism by hiding behind apathy and irony.

>>87612136
Yeah, pretty much. But the mod just asked like a simple question and that cool all lowercase style disappeared

>>87611720
Latula's theme is a work of art
It's not supposed to funny
it's supposed to be horrifying

>>87612068
>>87612194
doesn't everyone do this
whenever I start having a serious argument on 4chan I revert back to proper grammar, it conveys a different tone

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Press F to pay respects

>>87612279
Well two issues sport

1. I can't see someone typing in all lowercase letters when they talk publically about a project they work on professionally, unless it's a deliberate choice

2. Cohen tweets and browses on a phone. Phones automatically capitalize the first letter of your sentence, so he took some deliberate measure to not do that. Hopefully just turned that option off, but it means the all lowercase is a style choice, not laziness

>>87612283
Tobyposters, please go.

>>87612283
Dumb phoneposters get out you even downgraded the original pic resolution

>>87612283
Undertale's popularity is still going down. Literally just fad the game.

>>87612458
What reaches Hiveswap's level of obscurity first, though? I don't think it's gonna be The Pope game

>>87612497
I'm not actually sure, Anon. It could go either way.

Hiveswap's quality is kind of irrelevant to this though.

>>87612458
Well, yeah, of course Undertale's popularity is going down: that's what happens when you don't have any new content for over a year. Fervor is like a fire: it naturally dies down when it has nothing to feed it.

>>87612557
Er, id say it's Undertale that's irrelevant. Its just in there for scale

>>87612608
It's still something pointing out how dumb the OP's point was.

>>87612215
Well it worked

>>87612645
Sounds like you got beat by a girl, Mobius.

>>87612635
What?

aradia is pronounced
uh-rah-dia

>>87612336
I deliberately use lowercase to communicate how chill I feel all the time

but yeah going the length to still do it if you have an auto-cap thing on would be a bit much

>>87612722
uh-ray-d-uh

>>87611522
are people not allowed to bring up different topics related to a thing you post?

>>87612728
There's doing it most of the time and then doing it to be a flippant douche. But it's a silly thing to fixate on I just found it interesting that that raving caps guy was right

>>87612608
And yet interest is still over 50%. That actually seems pretty good to me.

>>87612336
Why do you assume Cohen tweets and browses on a phone?

>>87612732
not canon you hick

>>87611249
caliborn is cohens favorite character too

>>87612771
His wording didn't lead into that. It's just kind of autistic too. Something about it just irked me.

>>87612834
I think he was rusing us when he said that

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Hussie pronunciations from his formspring

Aka the CORRECT pronunciations


If you don't pronounce them like this you're a fucking degenerate kys.


CAR-cat
tuh-REH-zee
GAM-zee
TA-vros (rhymes with HAVE and GROSS)
neh-PEH-tuh
eh-QUEE-us
eh-RI-dan (combine names Erin - n + Dan)
uh-RAD-ia
fuh-FERRY
SAW-lux
VRISS-kuh
kuh-NIGH-uh