>"Every fight scene we have is designed in a way tha

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>>87590281
JUST LIKE MY AMERIFAT ANIMES

It's like how the Spider-Man cartoon wouldn't let the bad guys have realistic guns but even dumber somehow.

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>>87590281
Jesus, as if I needed any more reasons beyond that shit CGI suit, Tony wanking, and Pajeet Thompson to NOT see this movie

>>87590281
What's the problem with this? Spider-Man should be a role model to kids.

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>>87590281
Dead in the fucking water.

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>>87590281
>Spider-Man never punches someone
and nothing of value was lost

>>87590281
Makes me yearn for this really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1etvYj6aPqY

>>87590281
IMPRESSIVE

>>87590281

>This movie sucks and I'm a basically a talentless cuck who will ruin everything!

>-- Tom Holland.

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>>87590479
Y'know, except for the entire crux of the character.

>>87590281
The sad fact is that Man if Steel just broke people's brains. Suddenly it was verboten to let imaginary people die in fictional world threatening conflicts. See how AoU devoted several scenes to show how everyone in Sokovia was evacuated (though they later backtracked a bit when they needed civilian deaths for the Civil War storyline), just to avoid the backlash MoS got. Now even Spider-Man punching a guy is going too far. Why are people so afraid of fictional violence and destruction? At least Snyder will give us the violence we crave for a little longer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyVPh3Usrho

>>87590557
>I...it's DC's fault!

Sorry Disneyfriend. This one is all on you.

You made your bed. Now lie in it.

>>87590281
>Spidey beats the villain by kicking and webbing the shit out of him

I don't really have a problem with this.

Man at least TASM 2 had that scene, granted it was cut, where Peter loses his shit and beats the shit out of Harry at the end.

>>87590281
brb, killing myself

So he only webs people up?

>>87590630
That post was clearly shitting on the outrageous reaction to Man of Steel, not the movie itself.

If anything he's a DCfagboy, not a Disneyfagboy.

>>87590281
>Disneykids will defend this.

Kek, thank God Marvel will never get their hand son the X-Men.

>>87590686
Kicks and shoulder tackles are also allowed.

>>87590630
I'm not blaming DC, I like violence and world endangering cataclysm. I'm just saying for some reason that was the moment all this hand wringing over violence started.

>>87590744
*hands on

>>87590743
Logan is gonna have bloody violence, thank god.

>3 Chrises and 2 Toms

Thank god for DC and Fox

>>87590281
my god Marvel you've done it again!

>>87590297
Did Spectacular Spider Man ever punch anybody?

>>87590281
Are we ever gonna have a serious Marvel movie again?

Its okay to be light-hearted, but this is downright cartoony.

>>87590948
Yes.

>>87591008
you need the cartoony to contrast the back in black

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>>87590326
or how wolverine literally never stabbed anyone in the x-men cartoon

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>>87590744
>yfw he defeats Vulture with a kick to the dick

>>87590557
People love Deadpool, snyderfag.

MOS was just bad.

>>87590743
>>87590782
>>87590933
>>87591008

It's Spider-Man

Why do we need serious and edgy action? We don't him killing people like in >>87590557

>>87591008
"Civil War" was as serious as it gets for superhero movies.

>>87591203
It's just fucking punching guys, not stabbing their chests and killing people

>>87590281
Is he going to throw people like he did in TAS?

>>87591203
Punching people isn't edgy action you fucking moron

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>>87591203
punching =/= killing, you tool

>>87590479
>I have never read a Spider-Man comic in my entire life

>>87590496
>87590496
HOWEVER

>>87591376
>>87591459
>>87591478

No but obviously children will be mainly watching Spider-Man and many look to him as a role model, so we need to make sure he isn't overly violent or whatever because we are living in dangerous times now.

>>87591612
Just fuck off back to tumblr

>>87591612
You can't be serious.

>>87591612
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

>>87591612
It doesn't matter anymore if you're baiting or not, you're still fucking retarded

>>87591195
Deadpool was R18, so I hardly think that has bearing here. No one was clutching their pearls over him fucking people up like they do with other superhero movie.

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>>87590281
I glad Disney is aware that people take kids to see these movies in droves and making them more kid-friendly.
I remember wincing at the body counts in Winter Soldier and Iron Man 3, and the editorials about how the PG-13 rating has no limits on violence.

For those that couldn't actually take the extra 30 seconds to find the quote, I think context is important:

>How does Peter Parker differ this time from his previous two incarnations?

>"You've seen the billionaire, the scientist, the soldier. Now it's time to see the kid. And every decision we make on set is based off how would a kid react in this situation, so every fight scene we have is designed in a way that's almost child-friendly, so he never actually punches anyone. It's all done kind of by accident. I think the biggest difference is his youth and innocence."

It's not that he won't throw punches, it's that he doesn't necessarily want to be violent.

>>87590281
It's Spider-Man TAS all over again.

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>>87591635

It's a weird decision, since seeing people get punched has never actually been a detrimental thing for kids, but it could make sense given Spidey's strength. If we're supposed to accept just how ridiculously strong he is, it'd be weird for him to go around punching non-indestructable mooks. It makes for an interesting fight, him trying to wrangle the bad guys without actually resorting to a punch or kick, because he doesn't actually want to break their bones.

When a super strong guy hits a regular joe, the usual excuse used is just that he was "pulling his punches", but it's not really a great excuse, since all it takes is one slight miscalculation to cause serious damage. If you really want to sell his strength to the audience, you'd avoid that altogether.

Well, I just hope that the decision has some artistic merit to it anyway, in all likelihood it's just the result of the higher-ups making things "family friendly".

>>87590534
you don't need to punch thieves to catch them just like flies.
He does not use his hands, like a smart he uses tools

>>87592351
>PG-13 rating has no limits on violence.
It does and they're perfectly reasonable. You can't show anything gory or intense but killing is fine. Thirteen year-olds are perfectly capable of handling people being killed in movies so there's no reason to clamp down on that, especially when the violence is so tame and the deaths are almost always implied

>>87592513
>How does Peter Parker differ this time from his previous two incarnations?

>You've seen the billionaire, the scientist, the soldier. Now it's time to see the kid.

what?

>>87592513
>Pete the Billionaire
wat
Pete was lower-middle class at best.
But I'm interested on this take of not punching. Maybe this carnation of Spidey is that he doesn't know how to punch and he just spazzes out instead.

>>87592692
>>87592885
He's talking about the other Marvel heroes.

Stark, Banner and Cap in that order.

>>87592885
>But I'm interested on this take of not punching. Maybe this carnation of Spidey is that he doesn't know how to punch and he just spazzes out instead

That's what I was thinking. They'll probably focus quite a bit on Parker-luck and his total incompetence as a teenage superhero. Thinking back on it, I think Garfield's Parker turned into quite the fighter overnight.

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>>87590281
Why
Why can't we ever have a good Spidey movie

>>87590281
>in a way that's almost child-friendly
ive been tellin al of you the same fucking thing since the premiere... the whole shit is afucking cartoon, even giant man hits spidey just by accident.

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>>87590281
let me get this straight.

Spider-Man punching bad guys = BAD

Hulk beating Loki like a bad habit into the ground = GOOD


WTF?

>>87593023
Likewise.
I've been slow on this new Spidey movie, but he's being deaged back to a 15 year old right?
Just how many 15 year old losers know how to throw a punch, much less fight without hurting themselves?

>>87593023
>focus quite a bit on Parker-luck and his total incompetence as a teenage superhero
dude, he is a fucking teenager, with superpowers, he is gonna hit everything in front of him.

>>87592664
I'm referring to this study that the quantity of violence in PG-13 movies is comparable to R-rated ones.

>The prevalence of gun violence in top PG-13 movies has eclipsed even the amount in R-rated movies

www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/national/health-science/pg-13-movies-match-r-rating-for-violence-study-says/2013/11/10/4e6b3f8c-4893-11e3-a196-3544a03c2351_story.html?client=safari

I do recall hearing about these distinctions over the type of violence shown, but there doesn't seem to be a limit on how much killing *in a certain way* can be shown

And like I said, kids under 13 are obviously being taken to MCU movies, so Disney's restraint is more than warranted

>>87591056
He did slash at robots though, not just Sentinels but human sized robtots that screamed in pain too.

>>87590281
MCU Spidey was truly a monkey's paw

>>87591195
>MOS was just bad.
'no'

>>87591056
It's the same as Samurai Jack. Robots only.

>>87593119
What else would you expect from a Disney movie? That's what all these Marvel films are now.

>>87590297

He kicked, tackled, and bludgeoned in that show, though.

Never understood why they would not let him punch a fool.

>>87590348
You know that you're going to watch it anyway. You're not fooling anybody, not even yourself.

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>>87590398
>heroes can't even punch bad guys anymore

kek this is a previously unheard of low. 4Kids couldn't even compete with that in their deepest and wettest of dreams. No punching?

But it has the MCU brand on it, so this time people will accept anything.

>>87590398
If your role model is a fictional character you have absolutely failed at life and so have your parents.

You know, it makes sense. Why not change the fighting styles of the characters?

>>87594078
I won't, I'm too fucking old.

>>87594145
This literally was a low from the 90s Spider-Man cartoon

>>87594185
Jokes on you
my parents are alive, well, and are a part of my life

>>87590297
>Trump is getting the 90's back

>>87594078
I'm definitely gonna watch it, but not in theaters.

>>87591303
No, The Dark Knight is as serious as it gets for a superhero movie. Civil War tried to be serious, but it still fell victim to the tension breaking moments and zero stakes that plague the MCU. This, if true, is just fucking sad.

Raimi's movies were for all ages and his Spider-Man punched people all the time.

>>87593240

You learn pretty quick the first time someone tries to start shit with you

>>87590398
>never punch anyone no matter what!!!
>only use your special web-shooter :^))))

Yeah, great role model.

>>87594431
IT'S OKAY WHEN MARBLE DOES IT!

>>87591303
>>87594528
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice is superheroes played completely straight and 100% seriously.

>>87590281
So wait it's bad to punch bad guys but 15-year-old Spider-Man can say "HOLY SHIT" and it's fine?

>>87593321
If parents take their kids to movies that are rated for over their age limit that's not anyone's problem but the parents. Most kids can handle pg-13 movies. Basically everyone I knew in elementary school watched LoTR as they came out and those are more violent than any Marvel movie.

I agree that Spider-Man (especially teen Spider-Man) should be less violent than the other MCU movies but it's not like throwing a few punches is going to scar a kid for life or anything.

>>87594693
Most people would be less concerned about a kid that swears (especially when it's only in regard to something massive) than a kid who gets into fights.

>>87594528
If only the whole movie was 2 hours of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnZt9PFFz2I
Instead, we got:
>TONY STANK XD
>DUDE REMEMBER THAT REALLY OLD MOVIE?
>HAHAHA ORANGE SLICES SPORTS AMIRITE?

>>87594693
bad word mean big man
:DDDD

punch not good
sad marvol

considering most people don't even realize Spider-Man never through a punch in the old cartoon until its pointed out to them I don't see how this is an issue.

>>87594874
Even "The Dark Knight" had moments of levity.

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>>87591612
You people already lost yesterday, bait or not, just stop already.

>>87595016
It was tasteful and not retarded. Same with Donner Superman.

>>87594145
>previously unheard of
>>87590297

>>87594892
For you xd

>>87595016
There's a difference between levity and out of place slapstick humor.

>>87593148
Hulk isn't really a kid favorite, he's mostly for the teenagers

>>87595168
heh you sure got me!

>>87594955
That was a Y7 cartoon, this is a PG-13 action movie.

>>87595270
Agents of SMASH was for kids.

>>87594955
>most people don't even realize Spider-Man never through a punch in the old cartoon
That "old cartoon" is over 20 years old, my dude. No normie remembers it at all.

>>87595299
you can have plenty of action with the foes throwing punches, peter blocking dodging throwing crap at them and webbing them up.

I mean, did Star Lord throw any punches in GotG? did Strange in his movie?
I honestly can't remember, which goes to show how little it'll effect if the movie is good or bad.

>>87590281
HOW DO I PUNCH WEB

>>87590557
Why did this scene look like an Injustice fight?

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>boring marvel fist fights zzz

>"we aren't going to do any punches in this one"

>WTF MARVEL STOP IT

>>87595495
>making the problem WORSE is the solution

We're changing it up so the good guy defeats the bad guy by asking nicely now :^)

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are you people fucking stupid

complaining about something you haven't seen yet?

it doesn't matter how good or bad this movie is, you've already decided you don't like it. if any one can pull of a decent pacifist run, I do believe spider man can do it

>>87595377
Waifu cape beating that thug was brutal. I'm fine with it as long as he punches in symbiot mode or as a sign that shit goes serious to make a contrast to regular spidey who holds back. I can see it already.
>GET BACK HERE VULTUREEEEEE

>>87590479
>In this 5 second webm, Spider-Man doesn't punch anyone.
>I rest my case.

>>87590297
He once cunt-punched Firestar in front of Not-Gay Iceman in Spiderman & His Amazing (Not Gay) Friends.

>>87590297
He better not land on any pigeons in the new movies.

>>87594271
>>87590297

Okay, can someone explain this to me?

X-Men showed wolverine punch cyke in the gut in the very first episode, why wasn't that show censored?

>>87591056
He sliced Mr Sinister once

I think it even left red lines

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>>87590534
He could have done that a lot more elegant.
Web into pull, into some overcomplicated wrestler throw.

Judo Spiderman is the superior Spiderman.
Boxing spider just isn't... amazing.

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>>87590281
There goes my last shred of hope for this movie.

>>87590948
Absolutely. He punched the shit outta Venom in this scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHu4saDEwBs

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>Superhero that doesn't throw punches.

What's the fucking point then? Fuck why did I ever think Tom Holland would be anything more than a Spider-Bitch.

>>87595362
I don't know where you're from, but that cartoon was such a hit in Brazil that once I went with a spidey hoodie to work and this absolutely chad coworker starts going full autismo about his favourite episodes, turns out the guy has both DVD and VHS releases of the cartoon. And that's an example, but literally all of my friends, even normies, have very fond memories of both Spidey and the X-Men cartoons.

>>87596610
Does he even have any say in this? It's not like he can do anything about it.

>>87595895
People will defend Disney no matter what.

>>87596688
At he end of the day, he doesn't. But that doesn't change the fact he will be forced to portray a Spider-Bitch on screen

But I'm sure the actor can offer some input on stuff. He should demand Spider-Man punch people.

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>>87590281

>>87596236
I wonder if the scene from TSSM where he landed on pigeons was a reference to this.

>>87590281
Spiderman holds his punches back because he doesn't want to hurt people all of the time
If this is another spiderman origin story, it makes sense
I mean, he doesn't have as much control over his powers so why would a guy who can lift a car punch average non-powered humans without making their heads/bodies explode?

>>87597443
No. I want Spider-Man to hurt people.

Make him punch a purse snatcher and by accident he completely maims the guy.

Boom Jameson has the evidence he needs to call him a menace.

Of course Spider-Man won't throw punches. His new pimp Tony will fight all his battles for him because Peter is such a pussy he can't man up and do it himself.

>>87591612
that's a healthy crop of (You)s you've got there anon, good work.

>>87590348
It already made a billion easy. Go watch BvS, they NEED the money

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>>87590348
>Pajeet Thompson

>>87590281
>first more diversity
>now no actual violance
Fuck this film, this is the first MCU film i wont see in theaters since incredible hulk

>>87598192
Hehe, we don't need your money, goy! Spiderman is too big to fail! We're guaranteed victory, just like Hillary. Remembah to vote with your wallets.

>>87596259
>why wasn't that show censored?

Because otherwise he would have had to snikt a bub and that was the bigger evil. Only walls and inanimate objects can be stabbed!

>>87591195

Deadpool isn't a superhero. He's a merc.

anyone can complain about how it could go wrong, but lets talk about how they could get it right

unless you have no imagination

>>87598413
Maybe Spider-Man will die 10 minutes into the movie and we get Iron Man 4.

>>87591612
Oh boy you know we can't have all those children snapping their siblings' necks like they did after watching Man of Steel, right?

>>87599454
we really shouldnt

>>87598413
Ok you start.

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>>87590557
>mfw the DCEU is gonna change direction again now that it is okay to be literally Trump the Cinematic Universe

>>87599500
have him rely heavily on lightning dodges maybe, with the enemy having the initiative, then have spidey use webbing to even the odds, and win the fight with a strategic swing kick

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>>87599580
>strategic swing kick

>>87590948
You tell me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NdbjrIY6Ik&ab_channel=jesperlarsson

>>87595269
None of what you mentioned is slapstick.

>>87597482
James Cameron, please.

>>87590491
God that movie is so good

https://youtu.be/VtrTRw2RKWc?t=175

>tfw we'll never see something like this punchout at min 3:00 again

Thanks Drumpf.

>>87594431

This. It's fucking Disney. The only reason they make movies is to tell movie-merch to kids. That's it. So they're gutting Marvel to do this now.

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>mfw Spider-Man webs criminals and explains them and the children who will be watching why eating cookies and playing frisbee is better than criminal activity
Isn't it the cutest thing?

>>87595270
All this Marlel shit is for kids.

>>87595495
You are a stupid dumb shill.

>>87595270
Remember when hippies loved Hulk? And how disappointed they got when they learned that the creators were fucking square?

>>87597443
He won't even be doing this with his super powered villains, that's the fucking problem.

>>87598474
Shit, Robert Manlet Junior is an absolute MAD MAN!

Why are fists so important to you people

>>87601163
because nobody told them about kicks

>>87601163
It's a manly thing, you wouldn't understand.

>>87601190
You're discussing fictional characters who fight criminals in their pajamas, that's pretty unmanly.

>>87601234
wearing a super suit makes you feel more manly

>>87601081
>eating cookies
you sick monster don't you know cookies are bad for you? they should eat fruits and vegetables

>>87590281
>Marvel straight up ADMITTING their films are for small children.

>People will still straight up defend this.

The life of a cuck, sad indeed.

>>87601435
>fruits and vegetables
Too Freudian. Censored.

>>87601453
>le capekino is dead
;_;

>>87599566
It already is. Starts out with a dark and depressing world with only one person who can bring hope to it. Then he brings hope to it.

And now we see the effects of his hope in JL.

>>87601471
>implying the DCEU is affected by Marvel's bad decisions
Marvel hasn't had a capekino movie and never will.

>>87590281
>punches in movies are considered violent for kids
You what? They're probably receiving this "too violent" treatment from each every day in schools. Hell, I got into semi-serious fist fights with my friends all time.

>>87601770
>Marvel hasn't had a capekino movie and never will.
B-but muh based Russos!

>>87592650
BUT ALL THE SAME, YOU CANNOT QUESTION THAT IT'S LAME

Oh my God you guys are stupid, Spider-Man isn't meant to fight people deliberately and he doesn't go out of his way to hurt people.

The only other 15 year olds who punch other people are bullies, and Peter isn't a bully.

>>87603090
>Peter isn't a bully.
That's why he's always losing.

>>87594078

Ofc I'd download it like everyone else

>>87601770
>Implying DC has

>>87590491
>bloody fistfight
God damn I miss this shit.

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>we want the Gal Gadot audience

>>87603321
>tfw capekino comes in the form of Logan by Fox

Who would have ever thought that Fox would be making the best alternatives to safe Marvel Studios movies?

>>87601163
It's realistic to punch someone in a fight.

>>87592513
So every fight scene is going to be a Jackie Chan-esque "I don't want any trouble"?

I'm okay with that.

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>>87601471
>>87601770

The fact that you use the word "kino" non ironicaly already means that you have shit taste and should kill yourself for being a /tv/ cancer.

>>87590491
>That scene where the goblin graphically disintegrated those men with a pumpkin bomb

Not really trying to raimipost but it really was a different time. Family films are much more pussified nowadays

>>87594078
I haven't seen any of these movies for about 2 years.

>>87594078
I haven't watched a Marvel movie since Iron Man 3.

>>87590491
That came at the very end of the movie where both Willem Dafoe and Peter lose their shit at each other. I'm sure the finale will see Peter emotional, just like every other movie.

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>Hero can't punch
Blasphemy.

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>>87603817
>not even the right webm
Fug.

>>87603672
well then you should pull your head out of your ass because there's definitively been some more than decent marvel movies since that piece of shit.
Marvel may not be perfect at all but seriously, you've been missing out some cool stuff

>>87603838
Jesus, I thought Kamen Rider was supposed to be a hero?

>>87603838
why would you post this?
you're scaring the children!

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>>87603852
>>87603864
He does what he must to ensure no one else suffers at the hands of villainy. He is the hero we need.

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>no more many fistfights

>>87595080
Theodore Roosevelt is doing a spirited impression of the Tasmanian Devil in his grave.

>>87603891
But... There must be another way!
T-this is going to far!

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>>87590281
>Kids can't be shown how to ball their fist up into a melee weapon because showing something that's as instinctual to every human being as fucking breathing is WRONG and DAMAGING

>>87603852

Some things in this world are too evil to allow to continue living, anon. All Kamen Riders understand this.

>>87590281
>it's another company wars thread
I like both Marvel and DC but give it a rest, guys. Why should you care?

Does it matter that much?

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>>87590491
The way they ham it up while doing autistic flips in the middle of trying to kill each other has a sort of charm that you just can't get nowadays.

>>87593279
Wasn't he a nerd who was constantly bullied before he got super powers? Because not fighting back and just taking it is kind of hardwired into people who are bullied and abused, and suddenly getting super powers isn't going to make it go away overnight.

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>>87590281
did he punch anyone in civil war? I imagine he can still be judo flipping and kicking people in all these cool violent ways that kids can't repeat without webs and spider powers.

Though it sucks if we won't see a small puny Spider-Man punching the shit out of bigger threats, that was one of my favorite things about Ultimate Spidey.
https://youtu.be/e5zztAqP7co?t=5m56s

>>87604478
fuck, 5:56 for the punches in the video

>>87590348
>>87598113
He's Guatemalan you fucking mongoloids

>American ''''''''education'''''''''

>>87604567
Seriously, Americans can't even tell the difference between
Spics and shitskins.

They can't even be racist properly

>>87604612
Racism is blind, anon.

>>87590281
>>87590297

Really? Ha! I never noticed, maybe it was because he was trying to Kill shocker so much.

>>87604782
SHOCKERRRRRR
I'LL FOLLOW YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
AND I WILL PREACH YOU ON THE CONSEQUENCES OF DOING EVIL FOR SO LONG THAT YOU WILL ASK FOR DEATH

He never punched anyone in "Civil War" either.

>>87604782
Shocker did nothing wrong.

>>87590398
You are fucking retarded.

Why should Spidey get into first fights, he should be clever and use his powers.

>>87605098
He has super strength, using his fists is part of his powers.

Here's the thing. Everyone always has this scale. Spider-Man is the fun hero who doesn't kill, Daredevil is the brutal hero who doesn't kill, and Punisher is the guy who is brutal and kills. At this point, Spider-Man doesn't fight any different compared to Daredevil. So why not make him more light hearted?

>>87605098
>>87605116
Yeah, super strength IS his power. The web shooters are artificial.

>>87604015
Don't see this sentiment in pro-DC threads.

Not only that, this isn't even a company war thread inherently. Fans of Spiderman will want to see him punch someone, and Disney wants to take that away.

>>87603321
MoS, BvS.

>>87605553
>Fans of Spiderman will want to see him punch someone, and Disney wants to take that away.
What a petty thing to argue over.

>>87605611
Slott already turned the actual Spidey in a manchild when he was a mature fellow for decades

Now Disney wants to make him a kid hero that's inoffensive when the hardcore fanbase prefers him as an adult and with good reason.

Most of these compaints are valid

>>87605611
Are you kidding? A superhero that doesn't punch ever? That's insane. It's like a hero that doesn't stop crime or save anyone.

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>>87605568
Hate to break it to you bro, but making movie in a serious no-nonsense tone doesn't make it good.

>>87605736
>It's like a hero that doesn't stop crime or save anyone.

So like Marvel's current comics output?

>>87605906
Doesn't make it bad either. Tone is irrelevant to quality. Just so happens that MoS and BvS were extremely high quality.

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>>87606307
ok I'm not even going to get into this argument. You're clearly either fishing for (You)s or in a deep state of denial.

>>87591203
Punching=edgy?
I think you don't understand the meaning of that word or read a spiderman comic

>>87606352
You're the one in denial, kiddo. Keep watching them until {you} like it.

>>87590297
>WE WANT THE SPIDER-MAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES AUDIENCE

>>87590281
So what the fuck will happen when he comes up against Venom who is better than him and has the same powers? he cant move faster, his spider sense wont save him, good luck with webbing. they cant child friendly their way out of the symbiotes

>>87606519

>Dance off, you and me Venom.

#Punchgate

>>87590491
Christ, I haven't seen this movie since I was a kid.

You can really tell Raimi directed it in retrospect. It's very Evil Dead esque.

>>87606727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWJQR6SNMF8
raimi spider-man was kind of fucked up

>>87590491

Is it weird to say that I never noticed his teeth in the visor until when I rewatched these movies about two years ago?

>>87596259

The Spider-Man cartoon had to rename the Sinister Six to the Insidious Six because Broadcast Standards & Practices felt that the word "sinister" was too scary for kids.

Meanwhile, X-Men had a character named Mr. Sinister in dozens of episodes.

X-Men wasn't put under a microscope the way Spider-Man was and therefor got to get away with more shit. Yes, using the word "sinister" qualified as getting away with something in the 90s.

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>mfw Marlel

>>87607181
>Broadcast Standards & Practices felt that the word "sinister" was too scary for kids.

You have to be making that up.

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>>87590281
As long as that means he Rider Kicks all his enemies, I'm ok with this. If it means Spider-Man TAS' shoulder tackles though, they can fuck right off.

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>>87590281
Can we please have a good Spiderman movie that doesn't bastardize the fucking main character?

>>87605524
except he's also got spidey sense, and he can cling to walls.

>>87590281

I wonder how long it would have taken us to notice that Spider-man didn't throw a single punch in the movie if Holland didn't bring it up.

>>87607944
Probably when it came out. Except the realization would be 10x worse.

Guaranteed critics won't say anything about it but if a non-Disney superhero film had done it they definitely would.

>>87591056
It´s so hard putting characters with sharp weapons in cartoons. They never get to use them on anything that isn´t a robot.
Samurai Jack, Wolverine, TMNT, etc.

Maybe this could work if Peter is shown to be afraid of killing someone with his superhuman strength a la Superman. I mean, Spiderman is strong enough to blow up someone's brains with just a freaking punch. This kid is young and inexperienced. However, the moments he deals with a villain whom he knows can take a beating, Peter will be more comfortable to be aggressive. Again, imagine Superman fighting Darkseid.

>>87603090
>The only other 15 year olds who punch other people are bullies, and Peter isn't a bully.

>Constantly beats up his opponents
>Constantly mocks them
>Makes fun of crooks who are powerless to defend themselves from him

They might be criminals, but Spiderman is definitely a bully.

>>87591993
You never worked at a theater. Lots of people got pissed off at the violence despite the rating.

>>87610577
>DC haters are sissies
We already know.
>You never worked at a theater.
I'm not white trash, sorry.

>>87590281
That's it. I'm finally dropping the MCU

>>87610672
>finally
Slowpoke.

>>87609995
Remember how people were pissed Superman never threw a punch in Superman Returns?

LOL.

>>87605736
Reminds me of Superman Returns where he basically did nothing but stand in the way of things and mope. Never punched a single villain.

>>87607181
>Insidious Six

That actually does sound cooler, but yeah it's ridiculous

>>87590491
Hammy CGI jumpcuts transformation that is so jarring and its not seen again, but when it does to spidey, it just hurts him.....

Yeah what's that stupid shit about. Oh yeah, its pg-13 faggotry!

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>>87590491
>We will never have superhero movies as good as Raimi's again

>>87610738
>>87610747
I actually didn't watch Superman Returns because I heard it was so boring, so I didn't know about this. I had a feeling that this was the case, but I couldn't prove it.

Rated R Spider-man when?

>>87612102
You mean Deadpool?

>>87612146

No, Superior Spider-man

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>>87590491
>The hypest shit during that scene and Spider-Man 2's train fight

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>87590479
Yeah, cause that sure was an acceptable thing to have happened.
Quality stuff, that.

>no actual punching of people
>kid-friendly
So "Spider-Man: Homecoming" is going to be the "TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze" of the MCU?

Spidey's gonna have like Buster Keaton fights, gonna be hype.

>>87603621
They turned into skeletons in a flash. That's not graphic compared to what a real grenade can do.

>>87596468
>who would he think i love
>mary jane!
IM GETTING MAD AGAIN

This fanbase has become a complete shitshow, since when are people okay with absolute mediocrity and pandering to children? Why does every questionable decision Marvel Execs make get defended?

>>87593148
It helps that Hulk's attack looked like something out of a Looney Tunes fight, to an immortal god that can take a lot of punishment, rather than showing a kid the red smear on the knuckles of the Hulk after he full-on punched a normal dude in the face.

>>87603621
>Dr. Strange
>Literally the first person you see is strung up and his head ceremoniously cut off into a bowl
>There's no plot relevancy behind the act or the elaborate way it's accomplished, that's just how they introduce the villain.

So pussified!

>>87615941
Because they keep making entertaining films.

>>87616296
t. shill

I was wrong it's not gonna be Keaton it's gonna be Jackie Chan.

"I don't want any trouble man"

>>87607278
The 90's where weird fucking parents censor shit like this all the time remember Lord Zedd how he was in his first and then parents complain

>>87603849
>>87603672
>you're missing out
I've watched them all except for Dr Strange, you definitely are not missing anything worthwhile

>>87590281
J U S T


fuck man
i want this movi to be good, but there are so many things that are just garbage

>>87592513
I actually like the sound of this. It's gonna have a ton of impact when he consciously starts wailing on someone.

This makes me look forward to the Punisher series.

>>87617876
Punisher and Spidey both appeared in another character's series and went on to get their own. At least with Punisher what we saw is what we'll get. Spidey's just scary at this point, like it would just be boring with only comic fanservice to hold it up.

>>87615941
MCU fans are not Marvel fans. They are their own breed, they were born exclusively because the MCU became huge and trendy, they migrated here from /tv/, they read up on Marvel through wikis and Youtube celeb videos, and they're now the biggest cancer on this board, goose stepping with mickey mouse hats on

>>87603852
The baddie is a guy that kills kids for fun.

>>87618125
I don't know why people keep forgetting how microscopic the comic market really is. This isn't manga. People who read a given comic book make up a fraction of 1% of the people who see the movie. No sane studio would ever cater to them.

>>87590281
Honestly? I don't have a problem with this, considering just how strong Spider-Man is, an actual serious punch would kill most of his villains.

>>87619363
Who says he has to punch with full power? Isn't this true against most of his comic villains too? No problem punching them.

>>87618950
Except for DC apparently. Thanks, Snyder!

>>87619375
This.Iron Man was punching Captain America and didn't turn him into paste.

>>87603948
That's very much the point of that episode. It's the only time he lost control. That porcupine dude that was bleeding all over the place was driving kids to kill themselves, if I remember correctly.

>>87617374
Yeah I thought so. But Marvelshills gonna shill.

This is why Spiderman should have been finger fucking his villains from the very beginning.

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>>87622106
>Spiderman

What if they give Spider-Man the power to doo doo all over himself?

>>87622236
There already is a superhero team about that.

This is good. You don't want to have a Spider-Man movie be too mean spirited.

>>87622267
:^)

The house of mouse.

It's so dense every scene.

>>87590348
Suit is not CGI
>>87590281
Read the goddamn thing before opening your mouth. They have a story reasoning for this.

>>87623047
Quotes or shill.

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This man looks not like a schoolyard bully.

What are you doing marvel?

>>87603838
How can Japan take this seriously? It just a bunch of in suits mildly slapping each other.

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>>87623215

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When did they make the lines on the suit more visible?

If it's "Hey lets construct our fights so Spider-Man focuses on kicking and webbing in order to make his actual punches have much more impact when the stakes are higher" then that's cool, but if it's "Spider-Man can't hit people" then that's slightly different.

I guess it does mean that he's always holding back though.

>>87623147
One sec,
"You've seen the billionaire, the scientist, the soldier. Now it's time to see the kid," the 20-year-old actor explains in a recent interview with The Hollywood Reporter. "And every decision we make on set is based off how would a kid react in this situation."

"So every fight scene we have is designed in a way that's almost child-friendly, so he never actually punches anyone," he says. "It's all done kind of by accident. I think the biggest difference is his youth and innocence."

>>87623147
Also you are a fucking assgroper ape monkey bitch ass dumb fucking retard, learn to look for sources and not take the first thing that shows up as the absolute unedited truth.

>>87623298
>how would a kid react in this situation
>exactly, like a bitch!
This is bullshit.

>>87623314
This is mad.

>>87623353
>Hurr gib proofs!
>No deez proofs aren't good enough
>Baah u mad that I act like a retard that has to be spoonfed info
A teenage Peter Parker would really go around brutalizing everyone right?
I bet he'll take the opportunity to blow up some thugs with his Spider Mobile's missiles.

Fuck off.

>>87623377
>A teenage Peter Parker would really go around brutalizing everyone right?
Do you even Ditko, casual?

>>87590281
Just think, this looks like complete garbage but because it's in the MCU it's what you moviefags are stuck with.