President Lex Storytime

>>87569429
I just recently read this recently. It was pretty good.

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>>87569504
It's the highlight of a, frankly, pretty mediocre run.

It's great to see Superman get mad at something he cannot stop. You feel bad for him though.

>>87569504
They shousl remake it into a full event, and use it to re-introduce Vic Sage Question into the Canon.
This election could make for an amazing comic specially now that it has a happy ending

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>>87569558
Yeah, that's the best part of the whole thing. And it's not like it's the end of the world or anything, it's just that the one person he doesn't trust at all is in charge of his own country.

>>87569611
>>87569618
https://www.google.com/search?q=election&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#eob=enn/o//////////////

too bad so sad

>>87569429
>implying President Luthor was a bad idea

This nigga hasn't even read Red Son

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>>87569672
:^)

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>>87569700
We all are, anon. We all are.

>>87569701
Hey, OP, if it makes you feel better at least I'm happy
Specially about how mad you are

>>87569701
It's gonna be YUUUUUUGE! I know more about defeating world-ending threats that even JLA does, believe me! First thing I'm gonna do is build a dome around Earth to keep aliens out, and Superman is going to pay for it! If Wonder Woman gives me any shit about it, I'll grab her by the pussy!

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>>87569732
Wanna know the best part, Trumpfag? I'm not even American

Oh, and *especially

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>>87569757
kek

Too bad we live in the Earth were only the supervillains exist

>>87569759
Neither am I, man.
Don't take this shit so seriously, it's gonna be fine.

>>87569811
his fucking kids are jewish, man.
shit is gonna be fine.

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>>87569851
Let me put it this way: when Obama was first elected, he was against equal marriage. Years later, popular opinion made him change his mind.

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Many things can happen in 4 years.

Anyway, enough of this doomsaying, let's just read a motherfucking comic.

>>87569811
>>87569833
Calm down. There's a reason why Obama got basically nothing done and spent eight years just trying to get his Medicare shit in place.

The president isn't the king and if someone desperately trying to please both sides can't get legislation through, someone as extremely partisan as Trump is not gonna get much done.

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>>87569910
We'll see. For now, let's just read the comic.

>>87569975
at least hillary didn't have her twitter taken away from her by her team. a person who cant even be trusted with a twitter shouldnt be president

I really still can't decide whether I like or hate 90's comic art

I'm honestly wondering if Trump's actually gonna win. For the sheer morbid amusement.

If we're being dead honest I'm already living in the worst case scenario. March 25th came and went.

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>>87569975
Between the Yautja and the Xenomorph, I'd rather have the Yautja.

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>>87570003
This is early 2000's art, actually. Still not quite in the "wannabe Bryan Hitch" period though.

>>87570003
I find it quite endearing.

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>>87569991
Because spamming their twitter with conspiracy theories against Russia every minute is any better.

>>87570025
>Hillary
>not being the Xeno Queen
-1 to image limit

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>>87570020
It is looking very likely, yes.

>>87570025
I'm not doubting that Trump's a hideous parasitic monster with an inner jaw that can rupture skulls - it's just that I don't think Hilary could beat Arnie in a swamp fistfight.

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>>87570056
Epic.

>>87570081
kek

>>87570056
>not being the Xeno Queen
See, that's bullshit. I don't want to fuck Hillary Clinton.

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I wonder if in the next few years we are going to get like Thatcher-era britbong comics.

>>87570025
>sons of liberty
I NEED SCISSORS!

>>87570025
That's easy for you to say if you don't live in Russia or America. Also, you're insinuating that Trump's a literal gift from our God He is, just from a different God

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>>87570538
I think you may have taken my metaphor a tad too literally.

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>>87570918
I can't say I'm surprised that a dumb tripfag doesn't understand the nuances of being a President. If that was a joke, on the other hand, it was in very bad taste.

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>>87570957
You have an entire board to shitpost in. I hope you realize that.

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>>87570969
You know how I can tell your pathetic NEET ass has never been unemployed?

Storytimes are supposed to be chill and cozy. Let go of your rage, OP. Ignore shitposting.

>>87570999
>Never been unemployed
well ok

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>>87571026
I'm just too tired to deal with this garbage. But you're right, there's literally no point to screaming to a screen.

>>87571026
this

Just listen to some nice music to relax you meanwhile:
https://youtu.be/qbmWs6Jf5dc

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Sorry folks, I'm a bit too tired to keep this up. If this thread's still around tomorrow I'll finish this up. If not, whatever.

Take care, y'all. Yes, even the shitposters.

>>87571139
kek
shafted

>>87571139
Thanks for the story. All will be well, comrade.

>>87571139
LOW ENERGY

95% now boys

>>87570932
OH SHIT, IS THAT THE WOMAN WHO HE PICKED UP AND BROKE HER DREAMS IN THAT ONE COMIC TO SHOW HOW DICKISH HE COULD BE?

>>87572900

O hell, I think it is. Spend a month with him for a million dollars or something. Hr gave her 10 minutes to decide but drove off early so she would forever think of what could have been and jave doubt in her marriage and herself

I needed this.

>>87574634
FINISH IT

>>87572900
I THOUGHT ABOUT THE SAME THING !!!

There you go.

>>87574744
Sorry anon, was watching our next president.

I came here looking for this and am very, very glad I found it.

I would have done it myself if not for you

>>87569429
>>87569502

These would make a really nice wallpaper. I'd request if someone could make one but eh it might be too late for that.

>>87569429
So this first came during the Bill Clinton years. Clinton was the original jab?

>>87570910
>>87570932
HOLY SHIT ULTIMATE CALLBACK

>>87569524
>>87569548
>this summary for Lana
jesus this is depressing

>>87569429
>let's read about the *last* time comic book writers got butthurt at a republican being elected to the office of president.
FTFT

When Krypton is sending its people, they're sending their murders.

manofmurder.jpg

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Gooooooooood morning, America!

What the fuck have you done now.

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DESU while I obviously worry about Trump from a human rights perspective, what really gets me is the whole global warming situation.

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Wake up, people. You're killing your goddamned planet.

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We live in interesting times.

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Looks like some people got a bit fanny flustered at my opinions. That's the first thing that's gotta go! No one is allowed to disagree with me! kek
Grow up.

>>87575935
I'll make one for you. What size?

>>87569644
Super cucked

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>>87580942
lel

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So how long until Trump: The Movie comes out?

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>tfw no Batman in real life

>>87581864
Why is Batman being so stupid?
Who gives a fuck about one tiny piece of kryptonite amongst a world where the shit is found everywhere.

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>>87581889
I guess he's just being irrational because Luthor won. He feels like he needs to be taken down a peg.

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>tfw Trump, I mean, Luthor wins

Actually, I think I'm gonna leave it here, since I was mostly interested on Luthor's presidential campaign and rise to power.

If 4chan's still around in 4 years, we'll read just how Luthor lost the presidency. Spoilers: it involves lots of punching through buildings, which probably (/probably/) won't be the case with Trump. Probably.

Thanks friend

>>87572900
>>87574030

I read it yesterday and yes she is. I'll see if I can fish the page from the archives.

>>87574617
>your a shit
>well, your a shit too

You really were screwed with this ellection eh?

>>87574962

Did he actually apologied for what he said? Though, to be honest, if what he said is only what what's written there (if you're a star you can do what you want, like grab them by the pussy) is objectively true (before you call me butthurt beta MRA or something, he was literally describing groupies)

>>87569907

Lois looks so pretty in this comic

>>87569926
>Lex checking dat ass through the tv screen

>>87570214

Why would she believe Luthor gives a fuck about 17 random people? He has done worse things for more silly reasons

>>87569429
Will read it tomorrow, thanks friend.
Also, does anyone else think Transmetropolitan storytime is in order right now? Particulary the Beast vs Smiler bit.

>>87569429
>all those deleted posts
how buttmad was that faggot