>watching rocket power in the living room like 2004 >mom

Mom couldn't get over how gay Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo was, which is understandable.

>>87561540
To be fair I got the same impression when I watched the show years later.

I was watching Adult Swim when my Mom came in the room. I told my Mom that King of the Hill was a good, laid back cartoon, not like Family Guy or Robot Chicken. The episode that came on happened to be the one with the Pig King or whoever. It was too much for her.

>>87561540
Well, are they?

Well Rocket Power is fucking gay but not for fag reasons.

>>87562151
Rocket power was actually pretty funny if you actual surfed or skated, mostly due to how asinine it was
>10 year old skater. I was going for a 900!
>skim boarding for miles
>PAAAAAAARTY WAVE
I actually still say party wave when out surfing

>>87561540
I saw Zootopia with my mom and halfway through she abruptly asked if they were trying to make the rabbit sexy, and at the end whether the rabbit and the fox were going to be a couple.

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>>87562337

Yes, and yes.

>>87562337
Your mom sounds fun. My mom wouldn't stop with
>this is race propaganda
>something something black lives
matter
>Disney has changed

>>87562151
It had the Rugrats effect where the adults were a lot more interesting than the kids.

>>87562418
>anons mom is a /pol/ack

>>87561540
>be much much younger me
>watching Space Jam
>scene with Lola bunny strutting out onto the court in her outfit
>Mom says "oooooh, get it girl!"
>get emberassed as fuck
>she also did the same thing when Elsa transformed and when Jessica rabbit revealed herself

my mom also really loved the Justice league Unlimited and
she loves to qoute the episode where aqua man cut off his arm to save baby. She also didnt agree with Hawk-woman X Green lantern pairing saying that he shouldve gotten with Vixen because hawkgirl was a "traitorous skank" and a "dumb B***".

my mom is alot of fun

>>87561540
Why do two close friends have to be gay

I'm so sick of this being a thing

"Haha, they're not awkwardly distant from eachother, they must be fucking eachother in the ass"

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>dad catches the Justice League/Powerpuff Girls crossover short
>would never stop calling them the Powderpuff Girls whenever he saw me watching the actual show

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>>87562533
>Mom says "oooooh, get it girl!"

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My old man never liked it if I was watching Ed, Edd and Eddy, not because of the content, but because of the animation. "Hey, they're all underwater!"

And because he was a weird old man, he'd say it EVERY TIME.

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>>87562337
>regularly discuss cartoons with Mom (she likes early Pixar)
>let it slip one day that me and my friends watched Zootopia
>"You watched Zootopia at your house?" she asks with this incredulous face. "Is that something that goes on there?"
>hastily drop it

D-do you think she knows?

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>Watching Tenchi in Tokyo
>Episode: Long Distance Lunacy
>Dad walks in
>whatcha watching bud?
>try to explain anime
>I AM THE BIG PURPLE MONSTER OF LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS
>any time I was watching anime or cartoons, dad would say this.
>it's what he thought about anything animated for a very long time.

>>87562533
shes right Vixen was the better girl

My mother has started watching Bob's Burgers, but keeps calling it, "Hamburger Bob." Which sounds like something Linda would call the show.

>>87561766
BoBoBo wasn't fucking gay! Your mom is a fucking retard!

Guys, this is about "people" not just your mom.

>>87562418
Your mom is awesome. Too bad about you though.

>>87563168
It's a kids movie. Can you see the messages? Sure! But what're you going to do, stop enjoying things because you can see messages in anything if you're looking
i voted for trump anyway you dope

>>87562992
Too bad he projected what he knew about anime on to western animation.

>Watching Digimon as a kid like the first episode
>Mom walks in and sees baby digimon
>"bouncing heads, what's next bouncing genitalia?"

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>13 Years Old watching 6teen feeling cozy with a pizza pocket in the canuckle winter
>Mom walks in
"I hope you actually get a job someday like the gays on this show."
>We watch the rest of the episode in silence.

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>>87564164
You must be gay now

>>87565117
I never got a job until I was past 16 ;)

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>>87564042
spit out my surge from laughter Anon. Give my thanks to your mother.

>>87565215
Okay, but did you become gay at that point?

When I was a kid watching Batman Beyond my mom asked me why 'future Batman looked like a faggot'.

When RWBY first came out I was visiting mom and watching it on my laptop she asked me 'Son why are you watching cartoon porn?'

>>87562151
t. haole

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>Be 7
>Join Sailormoon fan club
>Mom thinks I'm gay
>Be 29
>Mom still brings it up and thinks I'm gay
She just didn't understand boys first boner.

>shaggy is a stoner
>velma's a lesbian

>>87562533
>Mom says "oooooh, get it girl!"

That's oddly cute.

>>87567078
>boy watches show full of qt girls
>people think he's gay

I never understood this logic.

>>87567078
That girl looks so familiar. Sauce??

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>>87562533
Tell your mom she's cool. Tell her the internet said so.

>>87562533
is your mom black?

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>>87567478
right? They rather I watch "manly" shows like Bucky O Hare, and Earthworm Jim...which I did.

>>87567493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbIKBeTJfQg

>>87561766
>>>/a/

>>87567478
The exact opposite happened to me
>be gay and unironically watch a girly show for the story
>no one gives me shit for it because the girls were hot

That was good, I guess

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>>87561540
>Is that the show where that black woman is his mom?

>>87562992
>>>/a/

>>87567625
Black women mother of jew white child, don't be silly mom

>>87564042
>>>/a/

>>87567078
>>>/a/

>>87561540
Nothing comes to mind but my Mum laughed her ass off at the Goofy How To shorts. Not /co/ related but this is only thing I can think of
>Playing Parasite Eve when I was younger
>Fighting Eve who was naked
>Mom walks in to get dirty clothes
>"Don't look at the TV don't look at the TV don't look at the TV"
>She looks at the TV
>Turns to me and says "She's got great tits"
>Leaves
>I turn off the game and think about life

>playing KH2
>at the scene where Sora, Riku, and Kairi finally unite
>mom walks in right when Sora's sobbing over Riku
>... So is that his boyfriend?
>N-no, mom, Sora likes Kairi!
>...pft sure anon
>She comes back later when they're sitting at the dark coastline at the end
>Are you sure they're not dating?
She did apparently write Star Trek fanfics back in the day when they still had goddamn fanzines, so that explains some things.

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>>87567722
>I turn off the game and think about life

Why does everyone on /co/ have cooler parents than me?

>mid 00s
>having friends sleep over
>watching one of the .hack animes (whichever one came with the game)
>one if the girl characters has a scenes where she's moaning and panting in pain for entirely too long
>sounds strangely like she's getting off
>mom bursts in and accuses us of watching porn

>watching Fairly OddParents as a kid
>mom walks in
>"Jesus Anon why is everyone in this show yelling all the time?"

>>87568144
trust me, you have a cooler parents then some other anon.

My mom thought Shadow Raiders was anime, despite having seen ReBoot and Beast Wars and knowing full well that they were made in Canada.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYbjIXPEC0M

>>87568226
>>>/a/

>>87568272
Lighten up anon it was an English dub and a pretty funny story

>>87562533
>She also didnt agree with Hawk-woman X Green lantern pairing saying that he shouldve gotten with Vixen because hawkgirl was a "traitorous skank"

your mom is good and her taste is good

>>87568226
Sooooo, your mom was apparently familiar with the sound of asian porn.....

>>87568393
Ellipses are three dots.

>>87568393
In her defense it is a little suspicious to hear that coming out of a room filled with 6 teenaged guys

>>87568393
You never forget the EH EH EH.

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My dad saw a promo for billy and mandy where billy falls from his bike and loses all the skin in his face

He tought the cartoon was legit evil, then i somehow ended up in catholic school, where i met a girl that ended up making me an atheist like her

Flashfoward to today im 19 in college and damn im starting to realize how much maxwell atoms inspired my sense of humor and some of the characters i write and draw

Grim & Evil was god tier alonside K.N.D nOo wonder why the creators are good friends

i don't know there is something that just feels so right when you can laugh and make jokes about death itself and other obscure stuff,

of course for a parent it must be really fucked up to see those jokes in cartoons, but at least my dad is a bit more chill about it now

>Mom hated EEnE because the had green tongues.
>Mom hated ep of PPG where Buttercup refused to bathe because she believed it would teach children to rebel against their parents.
>Mom hated FHFAF for an unknown reason.
>Mom hated any part of any cartoon that would show butts.
>Mom was absolutely hellbent on making sure I didn't watch anything even remotely violent because she believed I would learn how to be violent and use it against her.

Paranoid Schiz is fun.
Spoiler alert I don't live with her anymore.

>>87562872
Kek

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>>87568697
>My mom hated Captain Planet because it had Gaia, the Almighty Spirit of the Earth as the only deity to be featured in it.
>My mom was also an ex-hippie.

>>87567609
Being gay is the straightest thing you can be you faggot

>>87562133
Nah. The final episode is reggie and otto dealing with raymundo falling in love with another woman and getting remarried.

>>87568946
she probably thought it would make you into a dirty hippie and give blowjobs behind portable toilets at music festivals to score some X like she did

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>>87568343
>>87562812
>>87563029
>>87567520
>>87567557

Some more stories about my mom

>The only animated stuff she likes is DCU and Pixar

>despite being a 30-40 something year old woman she still cried during the movie UP
>Then when we got back home she followed me around for like 15 minutes afterwards telling me "I hope you know that I love you" and constantly trying to hug me talking about how "I was the best present she ever received on Christmas" (I was born in December) reminiscing about when I was a kid

>as a matter of fact she basically starts crying and sniffling during any forced sadness scene and whenever I glance over at her she goes " OKAY OKAY...ILL STOP" *wipes tears with tissues*
>she thought it was weird how "sexy" Che from Road to el Dorado and Princess Kida from Atlantis

>She thinks Judy from Zootopia and Miss Incredible have larger than normal "assets" and says its weird that its in kids cartoon
>everytime I try to tell her otherwise she says "no they knew what they were doing"

>She fucking loves the movie "Drive" for some reason despite me trying to explain to her that its just an hour of autistic silence and not very subtle imagery and metaphors.
>Every time its on she will literally look at me and say "but can the shark be the good guy?" or some other stupid quote (She also liked Nightcrawler and yells "VIDEO PRODUCTION NEWS" anytime she sees a news car on TV or something)

>After watching the new Jungle book movie she kept insinuating Baloo was a pedo or something
>said the red-head from brave was a spoiled brat and she shoulda just sucked it up and married a guy

>>87571233
damn son your mom is cool as shit and has good taste

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>>87567731
>Playing KHII in the living room, thinking no one is home
>Decide to burn through Atlantica
>Immediately when I start Finny Fun, my big sis walks into the room.
>Awkwardly reach for the remote like a spaz and switch the TV off
>Sister gives me a werid look for a couple of minutes and walks away

She probably thought I was watching porn on the big TV somehow, which is probably the less embarrassing scenario.

>>87562533
Is your mom black?

>>87567591
>>87567627
>>87567644
>>87567660
>>87568272
>>>autism

>>87571043
Nah, she was just born again. I still give blowjobs behind port-a-potties. And I do it for free.

>>87571233
>She fucking loves the movie "Drive"
I want you to be my wife's son.

>>87568467
>become an atheist at catholic school
probably not an unusual scenario, but just funny to read

>>87562533
>>87571233
Anon, why can't we be brothers?

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>watching Caillou as a kid
>Dad: "Why is Caillou bald? Does he have cancer?"

My mom swore the ALASKAN BULL WORM looked (and sounds like) like a giant penis.

>>87572733
did you show her your alaskan bullworm to be absolutely sure?

>>87571233
your mom sounds like something you made up to get (you)s on /co/

Two different stories
>watching SpongeBob with my mom
>the episode where Patrick's "parents" is on
>the ending onviously reveals they are not his parents
>loudly declares "What a group of dumbasses."

And with my dad...
>watching Stroker and Hoop
>furries are brought up
>shift uncomfortably
>he doesn't really know so I explain further
>he thinks the concept of furries is fucking hilarious and starts making furry jokes from then on

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>>87561540

>watched spongebob frequently as a kid
>one day dad finds out spongebob is "gay" and bans my sister and i from watching it
>same thing happened with barney years before
>his claim is he's scared we'll turn gay because of it
>me, now, a lesbian

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>>87572852
>>87572852

no she's 100% real I promise you. Im mostly only telling you the good non obnoxious side of her behavior

Other shit that she does that annoys me to no end:

- loves any Dwayne the Rock Johnson movie and any movie where beefcakes take off their shirts and does that stupid little thumb bite thing with a stupid giddy smile during the scenes (Like BvS batman workout/prep part).

She's Easily won over by any film with religious pretenses except "non accurate " ones like "Legion",Noah,Exodus Gods and Kings Or The Omen
She even liked that piece of shit movie Signs just because of the hamfisted "gods divine plan all along" ending.

(to this day we still disagree on who was in the wrong in the movie Frailty(the 2001 movie )

>she claims to not be racist although shes shown her uncomfortablness with Racemixing (she really pressures to not get a girl outside of my ethnicity )

>Constantly does her "Bible study" in earshot of me in hopes of "the lord will reach out to me" (I've been an fedora tier Atheist since I was like 13 and I was tired of being dragged off to church for 2-3 hours every sunday when I just wanted to play vidya pretty Ironic since my Grandparents were avid church goers and she herself was a sunday school teacher @ out small local church)

Im a nihilistic, pessimistic jerk who thinks with "cold logic" and she's an optimistic worker bee who has basically had everything align for her and is living the comfy life basically she's about as "normie" as they come.


Despite this I do still love her and consider her one of my only true friends in the hellish roller-coaster called "Life"

>>87573493

I know a lot of ladies like your mom.

Is it safe to say your mom was probably a housewife for most of your childhood and had you young?

>>87571233
>>She fucking loves the movie "Drive" for some reason despite me trying to explain to her that its just an hour of autistic silence and not very subtle imagery and metaphors.

Sounds like your mom has great taste and you're shit

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>>87561540
my mom used to say this to me this all the time or say sren and stimpy were gay as a kid i didn't think so but after adult party cartoon i'm just upset they went the easy route

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>>87561540
>old fashioned, older old man
>you watchen them powderpuff girls, son?
>actually didn't enjoy/watch it but not the point
>he still thinks i'm straight

and i'll never fucking tell him otherwise.

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>>87562992
>tenchi
bad taste even for /a/

>>87562533
dubs for cool mom. mine enjoyed dexter

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>>87564164

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>>87568239

>>87572510
No, just autism.

>>87573493
>she claims to not be racist although >shes shown her uncomfortablness with Racemixing (she really pressures to not get a girl outside of my ethnicity )

So does my mom, and I AM mixed-race.

>>87562151
What was wrong with Rocket Power?

I loved it as a kid and when I see the show now, I still find some enjoyment out of it.

>>87577970
I've come to the conclusion that only shut in dorks hated rocket power because it reminded them of stuff they can't do. I played hockey, surfed, skated, skim boarded and loved the show. It's stupid as fuck to assume a 10 year old can have the same abilities as the pros but the show had a lot of memorable characters and is insanely quotable.

tl;dr rocket power is so bad it's good and only dorks genuinely hate it
>TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAST

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>>87578000
checked, but not sure of the logic there. i enjoyed/enjoy it, and i was born pretty medically fucked up, so i could do NONE of the above.

taste, good and bad, knows no such borders, my dude. WOOGIDY WOOGIDEE WOOGIE

>>87578045
Ok maybe I was taking some liberties insulting my fellow anons but I get sick of people shitting on the show for no apparent reason. You my friend aren't a shoobie in my book