Why doesn't Marvel just give Norman Osborn this Kira nigga's hair? It'd make him look at least 75% less disgusting and retarded and still keep his stripey hair fetish.
>jojo autist tries to shoehorn his homo annie may into a non relevant topic
Fuck off
>>87552267
a·nal-re·ten·tive
adjective
adjective: anal-retentive
1.
(of a person) excessively orderly and fussy (supposedly owing to conflict over toilet-training in infancy).
noun
noun: anal-retentive; plural noun: anal-retentives
1.
a person who is excessively orderly and fussy.
>>87552267
>Having shit taste
Have you considered pulling the METAL ROD out of your asshole, you fucking sperg.
Fuck off to /a/ faggots
Nah, the waves stay.
>>87552424
Confirmed for literal sperglord.
>>87552486
Aw, but they look so tacky.
And-
Weird.
>>87552685
Have you ever thought that maybe he's supposed to look weird?
>>87552701
Yeah, but that's what his goblin costume is for.
The hair is just WEIRD-weird.
Norman just wants a quite life
>>87552212
Is that the japanese version of the joker?
>>87552717
Have you ever considered that maybe Norman Osborn looking slightly weird outside of the costume is part of his visual motif that ties into him being kinda fucking crazy, which making him look more suave would undermine?
>>87552747
and his stand
「GOBLIN KING」
>>87552766
Nah, he's not nearly bombastic and outrageous enough for that.
>>87552544
>likes anime
>likes scooby doo
You're the sperg, fuck off my board
>>87552772
No anon because a white man with cornrows will always just make him bad-weird
I don't understand why this board doesn't like waves. Waves are great. Is it because he's white, /co/? Are white people not allowed to have elegant Caesar cuts with curly hair?
>>87552794
>my
Who died and made you Autist Prime
>>87552809
Quit being racist.
>>87552822
If they can pull it off, sure!
Norman, though, is a fifty-year-old man.
He cannot pull it off.
>>87552835
Just try and fuckin stop me, anon
>>87552212
I'm sure those stripes are suppose to show that his hair is wavy.
>>87553000
That's even more gross.
>>87552212
Well, I don't know why Osborn's hair bothers you that much. I find it fine, neither appealing nor disgusting, but it's instantly recognizable and original. I wouldn't change it.
>>87552789
Well, had the Joker been born in Japan, he would have manifested his insanity in other ways. Though trying to fit in and pretend you're normal is the absolute opposite of a character that tries to grab all the attention he can.
>>87552212
if green goblin was a stand it'd be named green jelly with the ability carnage rules
>>87553142
Exactly.
It just so happens that purple suits just look universally cool.
>>87553371
Now that I think so, both Osborn and the Joker would absolutely rock out that skull necktie too.
>>87552212
That haircut is literally "my hair is growing out from under this other nigga's hair." It's not natural, it's supposed to be fucking weird and creepy.
>>87552772
Considering Sandman also has this hair and he's not crazy, no. He just likes money.
>>87553776
And?
>>87552212
I'd love to read a story where Kira just wants a quiet life in the marvel universe where various superhumans are always fucking around with his quiet life.
>>87553794
Sandman has an excuse to have hair like that, too.
Like, imagine.
Try and imagine literal hair, made of sand.
Why can't /co/ and /a/ be friends? We have more in common than you think.
>>87556479
Because /co/ likes to think that it lacks the autism that /a/ has. But in actuality, they're not so different.
>>87553802
Norman did not hijack another motherfucker's face, so he can't have hair growing out from under another man's hair.,
>>87553776
...Wait what?
I just thought the arrow meme magic changed his hair.
Fuck, that's creepy.
>>87552212
Nigga, fuck you, Stormin' Norman is fresh as fuck.
>>87552212
You realize that's an actual hair texture that people really have, right?
>>87552766
ITT, dumb people don't know that people had hair like this back in the early 60s.
>>87558302
reminder that sandman and osborn are related
>>87558302
50 years ago. why not an update? what'spopular now for grown mem?
>>87552212
Norman Osborn is cute.
>>87552774
No match for my
[SPIDERLAND]
>>87552212
>jojo posters
>>87558315
oy vey
>>87552212
I wouldn't mind a crossover desu