I want you to imagine a scenario with me Imagine they announced

>>87541138
>what would it be about
gee, I don't know, it could be about fucking anything

Shit, OP, you didn't think this through.

Are you baked or something?

So like a romantic comedy set in New York with the Avengers tower clearly in the skyline or something?

>>87541138
>Would you be interested in it at all?

It would be as hard of a sell as an original character is in the current runs of comics these days. Not impossible, no, but they would need to be carefully, yet intrinsically, tied to major characters or it would be hard to wonder why we're supposed to care. And even then, it can be overdone - Mary Sue syndrome.

Roll for a genre, /co/mrades, first to score doubles gets it and we roll from there.

>>87541349
teen drama

>>87541349
Horror

>>87541349
Edutainment

>>87541349
Supernatural investigation.

>>87541349
VAMPIRES

>>87541349
BBW rom com.

>>87541138
Nazi zombies vs dinosaurs on bikes. Mite b cool.

>>87541349
raunchy sex comedy

>>87541349
porn

>>87541349
goblins

>>87541515

>>87541349
Based on a true story

>>87541544
winrar, its a fuckin MCU porno

Give Agents of SHIELD a movie and that's what it would be. Amazing.

The MCU is very OC friendly, provided the stories are actually good like AoS is

Wasn't that Agents of SHIELD?

Alright

>Genre - Porno

Let's keep on rolling. Next is "Male lead"

>>87541652
clive owens

>>87541652
Ron Jeremy as 3rd Armor.

>>87541652
the rock

>>87541652
Seth Rogan asFood Fighter

>>87541652
my friend mark

>>87541652
Canibus as The Tiger with Infinite Stripes

>>87541652
Donald Trump

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>>87541652

OBJECTION. No Dubs were rolled. Genre is yet undecided.

>>87541652
Danny Trejo

>>87541652
Mel Gibson

>>87541766
wew lad

>Genre - Porn
>Male Lead - Mel Gibson

Next is female lead. You know the drill

>>87541766
mel gibson in the mcu porno

>>87541652
tommy wiseau

>>87541758
>>87541544

>>87541786
madonna

>>87541786
danny devito crossdressing

>>87541786
the rock in a dress. also are we doing full penetration

>>87541786
its a gay porn, the second male lead is van darkholme

>>87541786
Bruce Jenner

>>87541827

>>87541786
Oprah Winfrey

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>>87541138
>Let's discuss this hypothetical movie. What would it be about? Would you be interested in it at all?
I want a movie about simple police officer. Without any powers. And he kicks all that mutants\meta-humans asses. By the book. Like, flying super hero is detained for illegal crossing of border, all that super-human chemical cures and drugs are being not authorized by ATF. Tony fucking Stark arrested for placing nuclear reactor in the middle of the city against all regulations. You know what I mean, that kind of shit. So we can see how usual people are doing their job. And there should be a moment when they meet another half-naked strong independent superwoman and use some fucking blister agent to cool them down.

>>87541840

>>87541209

bright-eyed young lad comes to the city hoping to see some superheroes, runs into jaded girl who has lived in the city her whole life, but doesn't believe the heroes really did anything (events of avengers was a massive terrorist attack? she was stuck in Queens when it happened)

>>87541786
gary shandling's character from the second captain america and second iron man, but cgi'd and with a vagina. rip shandling.

>>87541786
Judi Dench

>>87541869
>cool her down.

>>87541840
.

>>87541786
emma watson

>>87541840
dubs

Netflix show about an average Latverian citizen.

>>87541786
Jessica Chastain

>>87541786
gwennyth paltrow

>>87541956
this, gwyneth paltrow

>>87541786
Jewish nation

>>87541974
bumping for pepper potts

>>87541786
Mary Magdalene

Gwyneth Paltrow AND Hayley Atwell.

>>87541349
Documentary

>>87541786
JLaw

Gal Gadot.

>>87541786
betty white in blackface

>>87541786
Elisabeth Olsen

>>87541786
Joanna Angel

>>87541786
Zack Snider's wife

>>87542122
WELP

>Genre - Porn
>Male Lead - Mel Gibon
>Female Lead - Joanna Angel

And now, we roll for plot. Just submit a logline, short and sweet. And don't forget to include the shameless MCU plug to sell tickets.

>>87542163
its robert redford's niece's birthday party and iron man is making his visit like nick fury promised. Mel Gibson (playing himself, part of hydra which is how he knew redford) eyes a hoe (joanna angel) and they fuck

>>87542163
Mel Gibson is asked to make a movie chronicalling the events of the Avengers, and he accepts. A young actress (Joanna Angel) wants to make it on the big screen, and shes willing to do anything.

>>87542163
>A conservative middle-aged man (Mel Gibson) meets a prostitute with a heart of gold (Joanna Angel) in a support group meeting for survivors of the Battle of New York. The two embark on a horrowing, twisted love story in which they venture into the darkest corners of each other's worlds. Realizing that something resembling love is blossoming out of their mutually abusive, sex-based relationship, they decide to get away and start anew.

>In Sokovia.

>>87541138
>original setting
>But it took place very recognizably inside the MC

That does not compute

>>87542163
mel gibson is a sokovian ex pat in america who is disheartened after the destruction of his homeland. he begins crafting a plan to destroy the avengers, but instead turns to the drink, throws rocks at black kids, and bangs a whore dressed like captain america (joanna angel)

>>87541349
Heist.

>>87541349
Vampires and archeologists.

>>87542163
It's deepthroat but the doctor Mel GIbson and prior to him she talks to all the smart MCU people.

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>>87542163
A retired clown in his sixties who was a former army spy named Steffen Neudorf lives in Brooklyn. However, one night, on the aniversary of his wife's death, he stumbles on his miserable way home a dying Chitauri named Titus Kuntarownd (played by Joanna Angel) that has escaped from the Government after inhumae testing that is shown to be kinky sex in a flashback.

Despite the fact that Steffen (Mel)'s wife died in the invasion from the Avengers, he feels required to help her as Titus Kuntarownd morphs into his wife and screw. He then brings her home as the two become fugitives when it is discovered that Steffen (Mel) is harboring military property, and the two must sleep their way across the country to escape from S.H.I.E.L.D.'s newest bounty hunter at their disposal--Special Agent Bill Wilson from the C.I.A.

>>87546871
>Chitauri
Did they ever shapeshift in the MCU?

>>87547237
no

>>87547237
No, but Ultimates was the shit.

>>87541138
Only if it was about an OC SHIELD Agent. Let's call him Phil. We could give him his own TV show and everything.

>>87541138
Could be interesting.

>>87542306
This, or at least it's the first act. The second act reveals the studio cut the budget so much, they are forced to release a porn parody instead of a full on motion picture, third act is a legal battle featuring the actual avengers in court suing the filmmakers for defamation.

>>87547431
>with possible ramifications for the MCU as a whole

>>87542163
>Nick Fury returns, and he's here to fuck and take back what belongs to him... But it's going to be harder than he thought once he finds out who owns Shield now.

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>>87546871
>Titus Kuntarownd
my vote

>>87548042

>>87541349
musical comedy

>>87548533
see
>>87542163

>>87546871
Shamelessly rolling for my brilliant idea

Will even write a few pages in screenplay format if this gets dubs