Could someone please explain to me what's up with Goofy

Pluto is to Goofy what monkeys, gorillas, etc. are to humans.

This isn't fucking rocket science. Can't wait for 328 posts and 139 images omitted.

Why doesn't Donald wear pants and Mickey usually runs around shirtless?

>>87538424
Pluto is a dog. Goofy is a dawg.

Goofy fucked Minnie, and Pluto is the end result of it. That's why Pluto is retarded.

>>87538446
fpbp

>>87538424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zQ-Rs8HwOk

>>87538470
Donald needs to be able to rape Daisy with his corkscrew dick at ALL TIMES. Pants get in the way. Mickey on the other hand is a never-nude.

>>87538470
Mickey is a mamal

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>>87539129
This.

>>87539247
I don't think enough people ever just sit and think about Donald's penis and the implications of a body part that is a 20-inch-long corkscrew evolved to fire out and violently penetrate females scaled up to an anthropomorphic proportion.

Donald Duck's penis is a weapon.Just imagine him flying into one of his characteristic rages and being so unhinged that he inadvertently or deliberately whips his dick out. The terrible appendage shooting out of his body and striking out at a door, breaking it down in one whip-like strike. He could break someone's neck with that infernal instrument. It's a display of terror worthy of Bruce Faulconer's Super Buu theme music from the old Funimation dub of DBZ.

>>87538424
who pumps batman's tires, OP?

>>87539793

Harold Allnut.