>When your waifu abruptly becomes a vicious mass murderer
How does one deal with this, /co/?
>>87526901
Wait it out. It's comics. Someone will come along with a do over any day now and everyone will forget this ever happened.
I'm ok with this. I fucking hate the status quo and comic's slavish devotion to it. That means I've gotta support shit like this too, I guess. *shrugs*
Be thankful your waifu isn't Black Cat.
>>87528083
>>87528110
That's pretty funny.
>>87528083
still makes me laugh
>>87526901
I had a little bit of an existential crisis when I realized, ten years later, that my waifu was actually the villain all along.
>>87528276
kek
>>87526901
>first Talia
>then Catwoman
It keeps happening
>>87526901
What did she do?
>>87526901
>His waifu didn't let a child go blind
Get better taste in waifus, faggot
>>87526901
Did she actually commit said murders, or are they all just pinned on her as a scapegoat?
>>87528393
>What did she do?
be a villain again? Someone has to now that the other are good guys.
>>87528110
Was this brought up later when Peter got back his body?
>>87528456
He told her personally. She didn't care.
>>87528393
Killed a bunch of terrorists
>>87528393
Selina murdered an entire Terrorist Organization after they bombed the orphanage she grew up in. Tom King is going full CIA ptsd in Batman.
>>87528456
Yeah, and Slott had her literally say "I don't care if it wasn't you at the time, Spider-Man did this to me."
>>87526901
masturbate even harder
>>87526901
Are you talking about Cass Cain? Because it happened to Cass Cain...
Eh, to be honest I kinda envy anyone my waifu kills, mainly due to the, ah, method she uses.
But they were terrorists from Khandaq!
Black Adam when?
>>87528580
STDs from when she used to be a hooker in Gotham?
>>87528648
I'm surprised that Black Adam let that go unpunished, even more that that wasn't the start of World War 3, even more that wasn't thr start of a new Crisis. Fucker really overprotective of his land
>>87528677
Morrigan Aensland was a hooker in Gotham?
When?
>>87528504
nothing wrong with that though
>>87528734
In Year One, you can spot her in the background as Bruce gets stabbed by the underage hooker
>>87528787
Huh, learn something every day.
>>87528110
>illegally assaulting and trapping a mere thief is "making the world a better place"
>americans actually believe this
I'm actually starting to think Engels was right.
>>87526901
>How does one deal with this, /co/?
I live with the fanart and fanfics.
Orange buttcheeks/Olive tits forever.
>>87526901
That's kinda hot.
>>87528762
>kills 237 people off panel out of nowhere to fit the story
>nothing wrong with it
>>87529126
it's a Batman comic not a Catwoman one
>>87526901
She survived Pfeifer, Calloway, and Nocenti.
She'll survive King. At least he will remember to make her fun to read. If you handle the BatCat dichotomy correctly you can't lose.
>>87528276
Shoulda picked best girl dawg.
>>87528886
>"No guys, I read comics, really!"
The whole point of this arc was that while Otto was more efficient at being Spider-man, he was taking things too far and being way too violent.
>>87529126
>character does something out of place
>part of the story is finding out the motivations behind the act
How crazy.
>>87529479
wait, they basically rip-offed Knightfall
house of ideas, indeed
>>87529456
Oh wow, I got my waifu so long ago that she's never really brought up so no one's ever really tried to argue best girl with me. This is exciting, I've never gotten to personally say this to someone myself before. Here I go.Your waifu is shit.
>>87529577
We know what her motivations were. Revenge. Doesn't really change much.
The funniest part is the fact that literally all of it happened off-page. She also found out who Batman was and was caught by him. Also off-page.
>>87529679
YEAH WELLI disagree
>>87528705
I don't think it'll happen but I hope he shows up to extradition her.
>>87529771
Well good! More of my waifu for me then!
>>87526901
Give her the knot and leave it inside
>>87529805
And more of mine for me as well!
Saturn Girl is at her best when she is fudging with people’s minds.
>>87528083
>>87528110
This is sad, does she still hate Pete cause of this?
>>87529930
Don't date telepaths anon, just look what it did to Cyclops.
>>87530003
Yes, and it's made her decide to take crime much more seriously and become a mob boss.
>>87529479
fuck off faggot, are you implying that what Spider-Man does normally to all his rogues isn't illegal and immoral.
>it's alright for him to assault thieves because they wear rhino costumes
kill yourself, you fucking fag.
>>87530099
At least her new costume is pretty cool.
>>87526901
Well, my waifu is Killer Frost. No biggie to me
>>87528364
And I hope it keeps on happening because evil brutal chicks are hot.
>>87529126
Maybe part of the story is examining why and how she killed them?
>nah that's crazy talk.
>>87529126
>systematically eliminate a terrorist organization
she's a more efficient Batman
>>87530015
Which time? The one that destroyed solar systems or the one is playing meat puppet with hi - oh never mind, I get it now...
>>87530130
And what would you do?
>>87530015
Wait...cycloos was dating professor x?
>>87530130
Its a rhino costume that gives him superpowers. When the police can't deal with a situation you have to bring in someone who can.
>>87530352
Holy terror, Catwoman!
>>87530435
Actually, he has the super strength/durability (or at least part of it) without the suit as well. The Rhino suit just gives him more armor and MORE strength/durability
>Waifu'ing anyone that isn't a vicious mass murderer
Lemme guess you're into NTR
>having waifus
>not just slutfus
>>87529679
Not bad for a first try. Next time you should attempt the more advanced "you're waifu a shit."
>>87526901
https://taylornetworkofpodcasts.com/2016/11/02/gotham-by-geeks-ep-31-riddle-me-this-tom-king/
Selina Spoliers
>>87531036
Give me the gist, I really don't want to sift through a 1 hour podcast trying to find what I'm looking for.
>>87531006
No anon, in that case, you are the slutfu
>>87530099
I really hope it turns out that she's a Skrull they missed during Secret Invasion.
learn to embrace it, pussy
murderbabes are awesome
>>87530130
You know how much destruction Rhino causes while he he's robbing banks?
>>87530130
Not every thief has a "code." I don't care what Captain Cold told you. Some are murderers too.
>>87528886
>>87529479
What about Adam West Batman? He was deputized by the GCPD.
>>87528514
And now she's after Miles because she can afford to hire a supervillain crew but she can't bother to track Peter down now that he's a globetrotting hero.
>>87529303
I'm sorry /co/ for I have sinned.
I like Calloway's Sirens run.
>>87529479
So you're saying he's a menace.
>>87531796
Meant for:
>>87530130
>>87528276
I had/have the same problem, except I always knew Haruko was Chaotic Evil.Although to be fair, she did totally help Naota become a man.
>>87530130
If someone stole from you and maybe beat the shit out of you for good measure, I bet you wouldn't complain about that person getting a beating. Spider-Man barely hurts petty criminals compared to Batman.
>>87530130
Bleeding heart hippie
>>87528886
Maybe not assaulting. Nothing wrong with trapping though. The Flash can usually trap a thief without hurting them.
>>87528886
>>87530130
I hope someone steals from you. Let's see how you like it, because I sure as hell didn't. I wish someone like Spider-Man would have helped me in a situation like that. The police didn't do much.
>>87526901
At least your waifu didn't get New 52'd out of existence and replaced
>>87531869
>Batman
>fighting petty criminals
what year is this?
>>87528886
Peter's world almost ended when he let a thief go.
>>87531976
>implying Killer Frost had fans before The Flash
>>87530468
Nice choice of panel, but she's Tabby, not Tammy.
>>87528083
Gotta say, I have always thought the fuzzy arm/leg warmers looked stupid as fuck.
I cant even get hard to that, I just keep getting distracted by how stupid it looks.
>>87532009
Flashfag, please go. Nobody gives a shit about you memers.
>>87532009
>>87531868
I never understood her motives as a kid, I just thought she worked in mysterious ways that i would never understand. But I didn't need to understand them, I just wanted to go along with whatever she wanted to do.Just like she wanted
I used to identify a lot with Naota, Now I see myself much more as Amarao.
>>87530130
Peter shouldn't look the other way if he sees anything bad going down. Even robbery. He lost his Uncle Ben like that. Besides, before Otto put Felicia in her place, Peter would always look the other way for Black Cat (at least since Brand New Day)! I bet that made you happy. Spider-Man letting Felicia rob from people and having masked sex later.
>>87531976
Mine didn't even get replaced ;_;
It can always be worse. A lot worse.
>>87528762
>>87532114
That was a Dini issue though.
And it was pretty great.
>>87531780
Her as a villain for Miles doesn't really bother me, I see her as taking offense to this kid thinking he can just slap on the costume and be spider-man, I just wish someone else was writing Felicia instead of a handful of writers that I just don't care for.
>>87532114
I don't see the problem here, this is leagues better than anything they've done to Harley since the new 52 hit.
>>87532009
>implying anyone likes her on The Flash
>implying anyone gives half a shit about any Killer Frost aside from Louise
>implying 90% of her fans aren't from Assault on Arkham and the rest from DCAU
>>87532210
isn't she also in Injustice?
>>87528003
Im all for change that feels natural and organic but tossing a character under the bus for cheap drama is just as bad as the status quo if not worse.
So yeah, some new writer will probably come and undo it later, but Im not gonna support it in the meantime
>>87532101
>>87531976
>when your waifu gets brought back, made awful, and pushed by editorial until everyone hates her
Embrace it.
>>87532249
She was. She's always been one of the bigger name minor villains.
>>87532210
DCAU made me like her but reading Firestorm made me love her.
>>87530130
Why are you this mad over an exaggerated world where that kind of stuff is the norm? Besides those villains are fine and keep coming back again and again anyways.
>>87528083
>>87528110
It's crazy that Mark Millar understands Black Cat more than Dan Slott.
>>87532512
Everyone understands every character better than Slott.
>>87532531
I agree with that. However, I think Dan Slott has a great voice and understanding for Doc Ock (almost creepily so).
>>87532545
That's because Ock is his fat self insert jack off fantasy
>>87532255
I'm really hoping that Felicia is featured in Renew Your Vows some time in the future.
>>87532602
Ill also take a bisexual MC2 Felecia
>>87530130
I love when superheroes fight thieves. As long as they aren't too hard on them and they get away. I love characters like Black Cat, Catwoman, Shocker, Boomerang, Captain Cold and the Rogues, etc.
>>87530130
I'm surprised you even know about Rhino and Black Cat and what they do. Well, maybe not exactly. Otherwise you'd know that Rhino has killed people too.
>>87526901
Wait for a retcon like it was a clone or Clayface.
>>87530130
Well there are some thieves that steal stuff not because they need to for survival but because they want to or like the thrill of it. Especially in superhero stories. Those guys deserve a smack upside the head.
>>87532114
And what's about Enigma now? What does he do for a living if he is not a villain anymore? And why is he not in jail for all his previous crimes?
I'm sick of female villains getting free passes because of sex appeal
>>87532114
No, fuck you slut.
Being a virtually invulnerable, superhumanly strong beast with healing abilities > being a pansy too afraid of the sun, garlic, crosses, etc
>b-but muh silver
Good luck finding silver bullets.
>>87526901
Eh mine already does killing sprees. So its nothing special.
>>87528491
That's stupid
>>87526901
I have to deal with this shit every few months
>>87528886
you can literally do that in real life as a citizens arrest though
>>87530130
Storytime. You are right. Spidey can be a jerk at times. Especially to Herman Shultz.
>>87533412
>>87533422
>>87533433
>>87533440
>>87533412
I really felt bad for Ultimate Shocker
>>87533450
>>87533465
>>87533458
Same
>>87533472
>>87533477
>>87533482
wait for Slott to stop controlling Spider-Man and hope she goes back to being a fun sexy cat burglar.
>for the first time in god knows how long, Feliciafags and Selinafags have something to actually agree on
>>87533489
>>87533498
>>87533514
>>87533524
>>87533533
Herman had a rough life.
>>87533550
>>87533557
Herman lays out some hard facts.
>>87533348
you can buy em right here you furry fuck
https://www.midwayusa.com/product/2900232952/winchester-super-x-ammunition-357-magnum-145-grain-silvertip-hollow-point
>>87533578
Peter pushed Herman over the edge with his jokes. I thought Shocker was just a joke side character in Ultimate Spider-Man and that's all he would be. I had no idea Bendis would tell this story with him.
>>87533597
>>87533497
It's funny how we had Selina the crime lord going at the same time, but unlike Slott, Valentine is actually good.
>>87533610
>What a joke
That's the last we see of Herman in Ultimate Spider-Man. Ringer takes his place as the joke villain that Spider-Man always stops from robbing banks and diamond stores. This was a good way for Herman's character to go out on. Even if it did just add to his suffering.
Hope you all enjoyed the storytime
>>87533342
Agreed
>>87528276
yes but she made naota into what he became. she was directly responsible for her own defeat
>>87533356
ace taste bro
>>87530099
Peter will crush her with a single heart felt remark.
There's a part of her that will always love him.
>>87534459
I've long since just headcanoned her as an alternate universe version of Felicia. Everyone is in the Spider-Man world has been that since OMD.
>>87526901
Should've picked a mass murdering waifu to begin with.
>>87534496
>headcanoned
>>87526901
How does Bats feel about it? He can't be happy.
>>87528449
Yes, because that's what Batman villians do. Hunt and execute hundreds of faceless terrorists. Is King doing his version of fucking Holy Terror?
And here I though they couldn't top levels of autism of Power Rangers Wayne Towers.
>>87534974
He doesn't care, King's Batman only cares about Gotham Girl
>>87526901
Just ask all the cyclops fans.
>>87526901
>How does one deal with this, /co/?
>TFW Rebirth Catwoman will fit all of this.
I can actually see them doing this too.
>>87526901
Not like this guy:
>>87528886
>>87530130
>>87528886
I think you would enjoy Superior Foes of Spider-Man.
>>87528914
This nigga.Also wait for the redemption that's never gonna happen.
>>87533497
He wrote Felicia fine in the Spider-Man and Human Torch miniseries. What went wrong?
>>87532114
This is an example of before they ruined the character right?
>>87532135
What about Black Mask though
>>87532255
>>87528003
>>87526901
>>87528563
Gave up on Rei Ayanami after the Ikari Raising manga...
>>87528158
>>87528211
>>87528083
Man, Spock was alpha as fuck dealing with btiches! Anyone remembers when the tit-punched that other bitch!?
>>87532205
Thats his point.
>>87528886
Spider-Man would rather talk his villains down but they usually attack him.
>>87526901
Send mean tweets to Tom King
>>87535116
Seriously?
meh
join the club
although Harley is becoming good whereas selina is becoming evil
>>87526901
Feels pretty bad.