Animation Domination General #1: >it's a Taylor Swift

>>87522729
>Peter becomes an Uber driver.

Bravo Seth so topical

>9:00/8:00c - Senpai Gore - Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date, Date (NEW!): Chris makes a viral video to ask Taylor Swift to go to his homecoming dance with him; when she begins to fall for him, her music takes a hit; Peter becomes an Uber driver.

Hm. How odd. Suddenly I want to strangle a kitten.

>>87523441
Shut up Boco.

I swear to god the bully is Gibby

well that's a relief, I thought simpsons were going to do a dumbass political episode.

>>87524306
Simpsons is literally 8 months behind topical news unless it's one of those really quick shorts they shit out in cheap flash to be uploaded on their youtube channel

>>87524259
Gibby is more alpha than the kid in this show, and he has a fat body. Just showing how pathetic Zorn's son is.

>>87524325
yeah well 8 months ago the media had decided to force these candidates on everyone, so

i mean it didnt stop them the last two elections. remember mr burns talking to the audience?

anyway my point is i specifically saw previews , but I guess they aren't happening

>>87523441
PETA will rape you

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SAME BEER?

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>>87522729
WOW ALL THESE SHOWS LOOK AWESOME

OH WAIT

>>87524428
SAME... SHOW

>you will never have abnormally superhuman toon legs

>>87524525
SAME SHOW!?

>>87524630
SAME SHOW!!

>neck muffin top

there's no way this guy is on the level

THE DISCOUNT MEAT IS PEOPLE

ITS PEOPLE I TELLS YA

>Tfw dont know how meat supplying works

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>Jimmy comes to Bob's restaurant to tell him about his vacation and give Bob some business advice
does Jimmy think him and Bob are friends?

>>87524703
Honestly? Probably.

Fuck I hate hugo

Hugo is a crappy character.

What's even wrong with horse meat bro

>etin hoers
eh, it's food. butchu caint call it beef.
>>87524703
did you not pick up on how he was bragging?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal

Aping off of this?

>>87524728
In America we don't eat pets nigga

>>87524728
nothing, but apparently lying about meat is illegal
though there is also people seeing horses as friends on the same lines of dogs like Tina so that too

this BB season has been a huge letdown so far

>>87524728
Nothing. It's just thought poorly of in most places because horses are liked.

>>87524758
They shouldn't. horses are some of the most retarded and vicious animals we'e domesticated.

>>87524728
it's lean as fuck. if bob SAID he was serving horse I think it'd be fine.
>>87524757
>>87524758
well there is that. The simple fact is horses could be doing something a lot more valuable than providing meat, at least while they're still young and tasty. You could eat the old worn-out horses but that won't be nearly as good will it

>>87524741
i can tell he was bragging, but not as bad as he's been in past seasons

>>87524757
>>87524758
>>87524770
Why the fuck are cows chickens and sometimes pigs literally the only animals burgers are okay with killing

>>87524728
Nothing. It's that the horse meat is being sold as cow meat.

>>87524728
Are you French.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat#France

oh hey, sweet dee has a new show where she plays sweet dee

>Another show about a skanky white woman who inexplicably gets wealthy

>>87524703
Nah he's just a dick.

Ron is a good character but Hugo is fucking shit. God.

>>87524782
cause they've been breed to be food for centuries

>>87524811
>Another
I can't think of a single other example of this

>bob-bra streisand
hehe

>>87524782
because we literally domesticated those to be food. Everyone else was domesticated to do shit.

>>87523441
Normally I'd tell you to shut up, but I don't want to see them touching my 3D waifu.

But let's not strangle kittens. Let's strangle the Family Guy writers.

>>87524904
the problem is we don't eat sheep and goat like we should. those things are fucking great. but try to find it in any grocery store that isnt run by smelly muslims. actually i have no idea if their goat is good, it probably is. i'd be happy to try it. they're probably very trustworthy. for that matter i wouldnt mind eating camel but camels are like horses, theyre USEFUL for something. i dunno. anyway it sucks only NZ raises sheep anymore and that shit's so expensive imported.

>>87524959
I'd eat lamb if it wasn'tso fucking expensive. It's delicious.

>>87524980
Lisa, get a hold of yourself. This is lamb, not _a_ lamb.

at this point the guy is either completely honest and bob is going to destroy any trace of friendship and drive him away, or he's actually super crooked and is giving bob worse than horse meat
either way hugo is awful

>>87524959
pretty good. People are cool with eating sheep

>>87525007
they should just call the FDA, or at the very least call a lawyer

>this shill ad

>HATS Inspector

>hats inspector

>>87524959
people eat lamb, but not sheep because the meat is to rough or something

Is this sting all being done in one day?

Wouldn't the meat supplier get suspicious by like, the fourth delivery in the span of a few hours?

Tina's breasts look bigger in that tank top

>>87524959
>sheep and goat
They taste good, though. If you have connections, they are pretty easy to import here. Horses, however, taste like garbage and should just not be eaten at all.
Source: American-born 3rd world Carib culture person here.

>>87524980
if I had any interest whatsoever in the sucking hole that is agriculture, i'd raise sheep for sure. quality american-raised sheep.. everyone can eat it, every religion.. you also get wool and milk.. man.. why the fuck is nobody raising 'em? why aren't there any frozen meals with mutton in 'em? where's my goat pizza?

i'd also love to eat the various long-necked things we don't eat very often. goose, llama, ostrich, emu

>>87525064
It's been a few days

>>87525064
It has been a few days

>>87525070
everyone I've talked to says horse tastes just like good beef

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWBBEEEEEEEEEE

in b4 it is totally proper beef and hugo's a mong
or the tape runs out of tape

>>87525116
Yeah, if they aren't already raised as work horses.

>>87524915

>my 3D waifu

You are dead to me.

bob come on that is the oldest fucking move in the book

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>tfw I have a day off and I'm going to stay home ALL day and watch tv/movies.

I havn't done this in weeks.

of all things he falls for a fucking volcano

>>87525236
We've been over this before, and I told you that I don't care.

>>87525167
oh is that how it works.

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Did Bob do the right thing?

>>87525077
Tariffs, laws and feed costs hamper sheep and goats from being mass produced. And most American farmers who do would rather pocket the """fancy and high cost""" of sheep and goat.

>>87525304
there are no white lies. if you can get away with selling the wrong animal you can get away with selling diseased shit

Yeah that pretty much sucked like I thought it would.

These kinds of episodes just sort of end.

I keep getting so caught up in the story I forget i'm watching a show i like and thinking about it as a show
>>87525314
what, more than cows and pigs? are you saying they're lower-yield?

>>87525304
yes, horse meat is disgusting

these horrible hillary commercials

>>87525304
Yeah might be horse one day might be ecoli the next.

This season has been awful for Bobs burgers

>>87525290
Pretty much. I am not an expert, I'll admit, but if the horses are only kept to be fattened and never do work, that's what they'll sell.

The Straight to the Start of the Episodesooooooooons....

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>child soldier field

>>87525395
still better than the racemixing power half hour aka zorn

It's like they just jumped right into the middle of an episode

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Remember when Frink was just a gag geek character and not the town's literal sole voice in the science department?

>>87525375
i havent seen a single one for those two. thank god.
though i have seen very familiar anti-repub commercials for lesser offices (no idea which) doing the same old "this guy is the same as bush/trump" rhetoric

>>87525469

No, not really.

time to shill a hipster sport

>>87525469
remember that time lisa had a knee-jerk negative reaction to GMOs, then decided to actually do her research and realized they were fine? that... was weird.. weirdly good.

hey remember when milhouse was a goalie?

Sarcastaball

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>it's a Kirk episode

We really have hit 600 episodes, boys.

>>87525513

Yeah, thats a REAL great idea...

>Lacrosse

All I can think of is Futari Wa Pretty Cure

>>87525354
I'm saying that farmers don't want to make goats and sheep mainstream like cows and pigs, because Americans love anything they taste as 'exotic' or 'fancy'.
Your mileage may vary on my comment.

>>87525524

And yet they still haven't given Bumblebee Man one...

>>87525524
Do we not have a Bumblebee Man episode yet?

is it time for EA Sports Lacrosse 2017

>>87525577
>>87525579
TO THE BEEMOBILE!

>>87525609

You mean your Chevy?

>>87525622
...Yes.

Where did it all go so wrong for Kirk?

>Gudger

Whoa, nice continuity.

>dat glorious hair
glad not everything about simpsons backstories has changed

>Participation Pizza

>>87525662
Gudger College

>>87525572
Ohhh I see, you're saying they're content to be niche. Makes sense. agriculture is incompatible with competition and thus shouldn't be practiced by private individuals or companies.

Homer's aversion to all of this is feeling kind of exaggerated.

Like, Kirk's not THAT bad.

>memories of travel league

fuuuuuuuck

Tooth paste on a slice of bread lol

>>87525699

He bleeds when he drinks.

What kind of pathetic loser does that?

i guess theyre done bashing vaping like that episode with milhouse's cousin where they bizarrely made out that it was legal for kids

apu's kids are lisa's age now?

How is Homer going to fuck this up?

>Red Rash Inn

Now that was good.

>>87525741
homer is going to crush kirk, which will destroy his confidence

>Why would I want to go to a strip club when I'm married to a naked lady?

Good Homer.

When did Apu's octuplets age from toddlers last 6 seasons to about 6 to 8 years of age this season?

>>87525751
aside from it being an unpleasant thing to name an inn after, is there a gag i'm missing?
>>87525791
indeed. more importantly, there are naked ladies on the internet. and even better you can look at them WITH your wife. together!

>>87525766
I just want this loser to have this one thing.

It's why Band Geeks was such a GOAT spongebob episode. Squidward won without getting fucked over in the end.

>>87525817
>aside from it being an unpleasant thing to name an inn after, is there a gag i'm missing?

STDs.

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>this got renewed for a 30th season

goddamn it

This is why Homer has no friends.

not a bad song honestly, seems like they actually tried

>>87525741
there it is

Don't worry, they'll make up at the end of the episode and then literally never interact again after it.

>>87525817

There are some really, REALLY bad motels out there. With awful, dirty sheets that give you a rash.

What, another fucking Death Star? Disnlucas, can you can up with something different as a Star Wars plot?

that was clever. this episode is.. really pretty damn good by modern simpsons standards

>>87525817
It's a play on Red Roof Inn which is a lower end hotel chain and if you sleep in their beds there's a good chance that you'll get a rash.

This is my order of what I like these days in animation domination

Bobs Burgers>Family Guy>Son of Zorn>Simpsons

How do you guys rate it? If Son of Zorn starts focusing on Zorn more then the son then it'll be better then family guy. I'm hyped todays episode is more about Zorn.

>>87525890

Its the first Death Star, silly. It takes place between Episodes 3 and 4.

>>87525900
This is a pretty good episode.

Kirk wasn't that bad. Homer should've just told him to fuck off like a normal human being....

>>87525852
oh okay.
>>87525854
if theyre like this, i'm all for it.

>>87525890
>What, another fucking Death Star?

No, the original. This is a Rogue Squadron movie. Disney is basically taking the whole old Star Wars EU and turning it into a whole franchise.

Florida republican nomination for congress: US Marine, purple heart

Florida democratic nomination for congress: once was arrested for soliciting nudes from a 13 year old

>>87525933
Mine is the same as the order you listed

>>87525949
Or to just chill out and stop trying so hard.

>>87525905
THERE we go

>my special sweatpants

>>87525933
yeah, that faggot numale is ruining zorn.Your dad has fucking lava canons and hot cartoon babes at home and you fucking dont want that?

>>87525981

Sounds normal to me.

>it's a "homer was wrong" episode

>>87525981
and I wonder which one will win

>Tarragon Ocelot
hehe
what was that 'guy in bathroom' one? I missed it
i'm glad they've stopped leaving text gags up for ages like they did in 2006 or so

is that princess cashmir?

YES! FINALLY SOMEONE STRUCK THAT BITCH!

I like Marge now.

>marge slaps helen

ok this episode is gr8

>>87525981
that's tough, I want to vote for both of them.

BART'S FRIEND'S DAD!

>>87525981
Vote rep. I'm really pissed Trumptards pissed away the election by nominating a democrat more unpopular than Hillary.

>>87525933
Depends because Family Gore and Simpsums so drastically vary in quality from episode to episode. Simpsons has had the highest highs of all the shows this season. Almost all of Family Guy this season has been atrociously unwatchable. Son of Gorn has been unwatchable every episode. Bob's Burgers is consistent but doesn't have any high highs.

please win

>homer hates that music
What a fag.

>17.50 surcharge

Thats a fucking crime.

WHADDYA MEAN ITS LAST CALL?

>>87525933
mine is same
Family Guy is sometimes not that bad
but sometimes its bad enough to go lower

KIRK DID NOTHING WRONG

>Matt Selman
No wonder this was a good'un.

and no one will ever play or mention lacrosse again after this episode

>>87526108
ain nobody nominated those two but the media, who did so purely for ratings

>>87526172
Usually if it's a brian centered episode or brian-quaqmire episode, you know it'll be shit.

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL MEMES

>>87526213
Really depressed as a millenial repub because a bunch of dumbasses think Trump cares about them. Rubio would be crushing Hillary. Maybe he does in 4 years.

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Did they just reference a /pol/ meme

>jet fuel can't melt steel

>>87526219

Worse. Its a Taylor Swift episode.

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>>87526108
>I'm really pissed Trumptards pissed away the election by nominating a democrat

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>Jet fuel can't melt steel!
kek

>jet fuel meme

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>jet fuel can't melt steel

>>87526258
That joke existed long before /pol/

>referencing ancient memes

GODDAMNIT CANADA I MISSED THE JET FUEL MEME ON SIMPSONS

how the shit does the robot not have an impalement wound?
>>87526257
we still would have had the rubio vs cruz thing. i like a lot of what cruz has said over the last few years. but the debates run everything, and now that they've won, they always will.

i'm tired and don't feel like being here

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>>87526312
>how the shit does the robot not have an impalement wound?

>>87526267
Weirder things have happened. let's not forget mccain
charismatic motherfucker, but donkey through and through

>>87526312

It was magic. You didn't see the light and hear the "vmmm" sound effect?

>tim meadows will never teach you electronics repair
i really wish I could fix shit like that

>>87526354
ah no i often don't pay attention visually. sorry

Why'd the computer say MyTube when Homer actually said YouTube?

>>87526312
>we still would have had the rubio vs cruz thing.
They both would have beat Hillary so whatever.

>>87526368
Mate, that shit's easy. Read a textbook in your spare time.

This is pretty good so far. So was Simpsons.

Pity it'll all come crashing down when Family Guy starts.

Who would entertain a piece of shit that tried to force salad on the family?

You don't win friends with salad.

Really considering that hulu deal

is that andre? he looks and sounds a bit like andre

>>87526257
>Rubio would be crushing Hillary.

Ruboto the Microsoft Foam Party Robot? Really?

>>87526407
yeah but they wouldve gotten their bernie
>>87526417
really? it looks hard. it feels like it would have to be hands-on and require a lot of experience.
>>87526509
you don't win friends with salad! you don't win friends with salad!

>>87526541
This is really the only meme Trumptards and Hillaryfags had about him.

>>87526557
>yeah but they wouldve gotten their bernie
Rubio>Bernie>Cruz
Bernie was barely attacked and he's crazy.

It's time to DU-DU-DU-DU-DU

Oh hey, that's Artemis from Always Sunny

>>87526514
keep in mind getting the commercial free plan is still the same $12 it has been. but if you get that limited commercial $6 plan, if you like CN/Nick/Disney shows, those are still ad-free.

>>87526578
iunno man i didnt follow any of it, i just know that every fucking huffington post article about lefty craziness has had "senator ted cruz had (very sensible thing) to say about it. what an asshole, am i right?"
i know nothing else about any pollyticks. and i only know that because I read news articles for money.

>>87526565

There is also Little Marco/Big Don.

>>87526653
Donald Trump insults are such projection.
>Little
Little hands and dick.
>Lyin'
Biggest liar in the field.
>Crooked
He's pretty corrupt

How did he open his chips bag so perfectly?

Does he carry around a pair of scissors to snip off the top just right?

Ha, wasn't expecting them to use the invisibility cloak again.

hold muh baby man

>>87526721
you get a knack for it after a while. it doesn't work every time on every bag, (especially not kettle chips) but it's totally doable

whoa, the energizer bunny's wearing the battery on his flank now?

>>87526721
Do you not know how to open chips without tearing the corner off?

Be real with me. Is Zorn a good father, even effort-wise?

>>87526759

Effort-wise, yes. Everything else, maybe not so much.

>>87526755
>tearing the corner off
..what? that's not something you can do with chip bags.
>>87526759
i get the impression he wouldnt even be a good father in g'kruool or whatever the fuck his magic land was called. he seems to really half-ass the barbarian shit

>>87526698

Stop getting your news and opinions from Colbert and Current Year Man.

>>87526794
I'm insulting a leftist, so it's fine.

DON'T DATE ROBOTS

Whoa.

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>>87526837
Hmm...

>>87526787
Lays chip bags and the like, no. But there are other types of bags that you can tear a corner off of.

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upping the cuck levels with fucking robots now

this show

>>87526837

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>>87526755
I usually pull both halves apart, but there's still a raggedy edge where it was sealed. This bag had a perfectly straight flat edge at the top.

>>87526864
ah yeah like the kind brits would call 'packets' sure. those tear. the ones that are more like cereal inner-bags.
but those are still easy as hell to open the proper way

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>>87526823
>I'm insulting a leftist, so it's fine.

>>87526929
Trump is. He was praising amnesty just a couple of years ago. Not my fault his supporters are fucking morons.

>>87526920
I've had some cheap ones open like that almost effortlessly. actually it might be intentional, it tends to be on the softer chips who couldn't withstand the rigors of a difficult opening. but he specifically said kettle cooked.
>>87526823
you said it really confusingly though who was the leftist you were describing who was projecting while insulting t- no, we're not having this discussion

>>87526920
>>87526928
Exactly, I'm saying that the guy from >>87526721
thought that the only way to open a chip bag is to either cut it open or tear a corner off.

>>87526953
wait, he is? that's a relief.
that would explain a few things though. like him being in league with the communist russians

>>87526963
>though who was the leftist you were describing
Trump

>>87526990
No shit. He's been a democrat for decades and a big supporter of hillary for nearly the past decade. His supporters are so fucking stupid. There is nothing conservative about him. He wanted higher taxes too a few years ago.

/pol/, can you please fuck off with your Trump and Hillary?

time for WE NOW RETURN TO

This show is good. Pity it probably won't last.

Ugh...here it comes...I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make it through this episode, guys.

>>87526953
>He was praising amnesty just a couple of years ago

Cite?

>>87527043
just report it you poonanny

>>87526990
>russians
>communist

you brainwashed cunt

>>87527022
what sucks is i agree with everything his speechwriters wrote for him. why cant we just elect them then legally hold them to everything they wrote? the fact that it was written purely to be inflammatory would be the icing on the cake

The killed the wrong Zorn.

>>87527046
LUCKY THERE'S A FAMILY GORE

>>87527068
>>87526953
>>87526698
>>87526653
Take it to /pol/ you faggots.

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>>87527074
look i don't claim to know much, I just know putin is still having the KGB murder the KGB's old enemies, using radioactive material.
now can we stop talking about this shit and talk about cartoons

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Oh look, the black kid. I guess he still exists.

Will Cleveland's family ever get anymore screen time?

Why can't their kids just use a bus?

okay, i liked the squirrel joke

>>87527108
>now can we stop talking about this shit and talk about cartoons

But all the good ones are over.

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>episode starts with Peter watching TV
>but no WE NOW RETURN TO, just cuts to plot

Neil still exists?

>>87527143
hey, last man on earth is still on later.

>it's a Chris episode

>Robot from big hero 6

ok I laughed.

>Neil and Chris are still friends.
I like this. It's like the second time this was shown since that episode.

>>87527156
Him and Chris are friends now as of like, a season or two ago

I'm surprised that they still remember that Cleveland still has kids.

I'm surprised Family guy doesnt do anime references.

>more cuck jokes

I hate this decade

>delivering pizzas
now THAT is a good manatee gag
>it's half-hawaiian
HAHahahhaa
why do people hate family guy? since 2010 it's pretty good most of the time.

Am I the only person on earth who likes Hawaiian pizza?

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was that just a cuckold joke?

>>87527189
anime wasn't 80's enough doncha know

>current year
>Taylor Swift

Shut the fuck up Stewie.

Just, please, shut your stupid fucking mouth.

>>87527131
>>87527183
They can appear, they're just not allowed to speak, save Donna but only when it's absolutely necessary.

They also nonchalantly killed off Donna's mom who was a pretty recurring character on The Cleveland Show with just a simple throwaway line

>>87527189
What anime was popular back in the '80s?

Has Taylor Swift had a hit single at all this year?

YAAAAAAAAAS TAY-TAY #SLAY

^.^

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>>87527209
you poor sorry fool

>Chris fully understands Stewie

>>87527222
I wish you'd do the same.

>>87527209

Yes.

>it's a joke about how they don't do background checks
>even though they actually do do extensive checks

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>It's a Chris episode

>>87527225
Dragonball. Though that might have just been released in Japan.

>>87527238
It's been done before

>>87527222
take your own advice

Does anyone here use Uber?

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>>87527238
>being new to family guy

DUDE SAND NIGGERS LMAO

>>87527239

When her career dies and she is treated as the stuckup no-talent bitch she truly is, then deal.

They're like 8 years late with this parody

>>87527209
it's fucking great. it's just not really pizza, y'know? it's like.. a delicious ham and pineapple sandwich

>>87527250
inb4
>dude it's just comedy lmao
Same excuse used for that South Park episode where they tried to mock GoT, without knowing anything about the show.

>Taylor Swift
>Why, does she like diarrhea?

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so does she like diarrhea

>>87527209
It's too sweet. The pizza is already sweet enough from the tomato sauce it doesn't need anymore sweetness.

>>87527238
That's been a consistent thing since the HD seasons started

>Stewie and Chris episode.
I unironically like these more than the Brian and Stewie ones as of late.

who the fuck asked for even one bad santa movie

>>87527286
I just found that one boring because I also know nothing about the show
>>87527262
used to. i don't have a stupidphone but sometimes my mom calls one. theyre a lot faster and better than cabs, but sometimes they just decide to ignore you

>>87527328
Brian and Stewie episodes are just Seth talking to himself

>>87527338
>Having to ask people for what they need.

>>87527299
tomato sauce's sweetness varies tremendously depending who you're buying from though. some of it's so fucking intensely salty you REALLY need some sweet to balance it. though actually i think hawaiian goes better with the sweeter kind of sauce.

but we're all in agreement that the reformulated digiorno sauce was bad, and we're glad the old sauce returned, right?

>>87527328
Yeah, I found the down syndrome girl one in poor taste but their interaction was good.

DUDE THE EIGHTIES LMAO

So is Stewie gay or not?

McFarlane says he's gay but there are tons of episodes where he is attracted to women.

>>87527359
Yeah but Chris and Stewie is two Seths talking to each other.

Saved by the Bell. Cute.

heh, stewie did a flip

Ha, Saved by the Bell.

So, are they setting it up for Taylor to be a bitch? Please?

>>87527346
Well
>dude weiners LMAO
Almost every episode shows tits, while every one in a dozen (approximately) shows a penis. And in almost all cases it's something that makes sense in the show, not just "porn" or whatever.

>dat little backflip
that was cute

>Saved by the Bell reference

All they did was just replace a character with Stewie and make a dark comment at the end

How lazy are these guys?

>may i lick your legs
how polite. now i want to do that
>>87527374
>poor taste
howso? it was a real down syndrome girl. they didnt make fun of her syndrome, they just made her a jerk, and the joke was about how people can just be people.

and that is not how a tape measure works.

>>87527382

He "doesn't know yet".

Their excuse to make jokes about him being gay and also plots where he loves girls.

Wow, for once I agree with Brian.

>>87527382
He wanted Brian's dick on numerous occasions in the post-cancellation episodes.

>Boco is literally Meg and Brian

>>87527382
>McFarlane says he's gay

Fixed.

LOL white trash reference.

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MAGA

>>87527392
I thought they were making fun of how the wieners were always floppy, not that there were a lot of them

>>87527438
What?

>>87527442
Good post

>Dude Taylor Swift sucks lmao!

Fifteen year olds please go

>>87527459
Brian saying that Taylor is from Hee Haw and that Seth McFlarne is guy but won´t say it.

Fuck they make a cute couple! Something is going to happen isn´t it?

Okay they made a Kanye joke, I'm satisfied.

>Kanye West VMA meme 7 years late.

what did Meg say?

Is Taylor Swift going to be Chris' James Woods?

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VINDICATIONNNNNNNN!

>>87527505
>Cause she's a fucking smokeshow.

>>87527505
"[Bonnie]'s a fuckin' smoke-show".

>Dude fuck women LMAO
It's 2016 and Fox is still sexist. Why???

>hurr all Celebrites are Assholes
>explaining jokes

>Lois dancing

This is a decent episode

>>87527502
it's never going to stop being funny, dude
fuck, obama insulting him is like.. the highlight of his entire accursed life as far as i'm concerned

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>>87527494
of course

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>that dancing Lois

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Oh god, did anyone see that shut in trailer? Fuck, that's my worst fear. Being alive and cognizant but stuck in a motionless body, hell the dude coming to kill you is like a blessing.

>two whole acts without gore
Well there's still one act left.

>>87527519
>>87527527
what does that even mean?
>>87527530
so is it not really her?

DUDE VAPING LMAO

>>87527575
It means that Brian's a pedofile

Did anyone else just see The Clintons cartoon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Octwt65zQGc

>dude you can't trust the media on tobacco!
>but everything they say about Trump, slavery and WW2 is 100% fact and can't be questioned

>Daughtery mom meme

It's true.

>Dat pro Clinton ad
>Fearing his mongrel grandson grabs women by the pussy

What a fucking beta!

>>87527575
it means bonnie is hot.

DUDE MEMES LMAO

>>87527575
Bonnie is hot

THEY SAID MEME!!!

>turns into a Brian is right episode

FUCK YOU

Mm, yes, preach it Brian.

>Brian and Stewie ends up in jail with Kyle

>a windows down, ac on guy

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

DUDE JEWS LMAO

>the internet police

Not gonna lie, that made me chuckle

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWS

Hearing the word "meme" in real life makes me so uncomfortable for some reason

>SJW police

>>87527603
Yeah, I'm not buying that they're not paid by Trump.

Broad City is ok

DUDE COSBY LMAO

>>87527637
>>87527640
Why is Brian attacking women?

FAMILY GORE

and heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere comes the gore

>another tasteless guilty-until-proven-innocent cosby joke hypocritically implying that his hollywood behavior is worse than others just because he's gotten better since then unlike most

Does that count as family gore?

There's bruises but no blood.

>>87527693

Taylor Swift doesn't count.

DUDE JUDD HIRSCH LMAO
DUDE GORE LMAO

>>87527698
>>87527699
That's not family gore you weak-kneed fucks

Not quite gore

There's the gore we've been waiting for

>>87527603
I appreciate how high-concept this is. I wish all political ads were like this.

>>87527714
Oh yeah, she is blonde and white...

>>87527707
little blood
>>87527717
hey judd hirsch is funny

DUDE STATUS QUO LMAOMAOMAOMAO 420BALZIT FAMALAMAMAMAMA

>>87527698
>>87527699
>>87527731
>>87527707
Not really gore tb.h

I think I just orgasmed a little.

>>87527707
Other than the episode before this, they have really toned down the gore.

oh i forgot i'm not watching local fox on my antenna, i'm watching fox on cable, maybe that's why there's no political ads. thank god my antenna's unreliable.

DUDE CARSON REFERENCE LMAO

>>87527118
You sound like a real winner kiddo

>She is not actually a bitch ending
>Forever alone...

was that a jimmy kimmel joke?

>>87527799
Unlike Trump Tuesday night.

>>87527796
is that what that was? i've only just started watching carson. good shit. but i've never watched all the way to the end

>Don't kill me! I have two families!
Nice callback.

>>87527804
>Jimmy Kimmel
>80's outtro

You must be young Anon.

Not enough Stewie. Dont know why Brian tagged along with them. He didnt say anything.

>>87527829
Thanks for Correcting the Record nerd virgin

>>87527829
i would kind of rather hillary get elected and immediately impeached, as the legislative branch has promised to do, than have to live through 4-8 years of recycled bush jokes.