I'm literally in tears right now, /co/. I simply can't

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For fuck's sake, he should be in jail!

This is a man who WE KNOW sexually assaulted at least two women, Selina Kyle and Harleen Quinzel. And now we're hearing reports he accosted another woman, trapping her in a greenhouse during a fundraiser for the Gotham Botanical Gardens.

Why aren't Gotham's women taking a stand against his sexism?!

Let's not be too hasty, after all he has great business sense! A guy who can run such a successful empire should do great things for our economy!

>Make Gotham Great Again

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>>87474139
No, I'm sick of this argument. Look at how every real billionaire like Luthor calls him out. He's a phony. A fraud!

That's why he's hiding his tax returns. Wayne Enterprises is probably flat broke.

And the Wayne Foundation? Run into the ground.

It honestly disgusts me how he inherited so much from his parents and squandered it all.

We can't let him run our city into bankruptcy.

From what I've heard, the guy has a serious problem with kids. Particularly boys.

>>87474169
Oh my god, this.

I'm not one for conspiracy theories. But even the dumbest Wayniac has to realize Wayne Manor is big, his "foundation" does a lot of "work with orphans", and he's touting a different "protege" practically every year.

With this kind of stuff where there's smoke, there's fire.

>>87473903
Look, frankly I hate the establishment of Gotham's civic government, and I'm not too fond of the citizenry either, but a part-time burgerflipping job won't pay for a super-powered costume to go wreak havoc like Joker or the Scarecrow. That's why I'm voting for Bruce Wayne, because I think he might be a secret supervillain and I just wanna see him burn the place down.
Vote Wayne!

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>>87473990
>>87474169
You guys forgetting about THAT allegation?
I'm sure not.

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>>87473903
Ever since Kryptonians have showed up in Gotham now Bruce Wayne wants to deport all illegal aliens.

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Better than Star City.

"OH look at us, we've got a progressive liberal blah blah blah" and what happens? Heroin scandal. Aids scandal. That fucking foreign relations nightmare with the Vlatavan ambassador.

Believe me, the last thing you want is a billionaire playboy pretending he isn't. At least Wayne is honest about who he is and what he does.

>>87474352
Which one? Commissioner Gordon and his cronies are so far up his ass, they could brush his teeth. They probably bury twice as much as we hear.

Why don't we just elect the Joker?

>>87473903
Is he planning to reinstate the death penalty, register all clowns, or at the very least reform Gotham's rehabilitation program? If so, then I'm fine with him being elected.

>>87473903
As long as he gets rid of the Batman, I'm voting for him. That Caped Crusader is a blight on this city. Bruce Wayne will fix the problem for sure.

>>87474447
WE'RE GONNA KICK THE ALIENS OUT AND MAKE THEM PAY TO BUILD A WALL

>>87475109
BUILD A WALL AROUND THE EARTH
A geo-dyson sphere!

Somebody should just throw acid to this fucker's face. It worked with the last one; can´t see why it shouldn´t work twice.

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>>87474966
>>87475038
I hope you're ready for little Brucie to disappoint you. The man literally has zero plans for once he gets into office.

He can't even sit still long enough to make plans!

And no, I haven't watched any of his speeches or read anything on his website. But there's probably nothing there and I won't encourage his unacceptable bigotry by doing that.

At this point we would be better off actually electing fucking Batman for four years.

>>87475235
He´d suck at governing, but at least we´d be the first city to be able to claim to be governed by Batman. That'd be pretty sweet.