Chris Benoit rises from the grave! He has all of his wrestling knowledge and has super strength. A character from the last comic you read or cartoon you watched has to fight him. how fucked is that character /co/?
>>87465329
Not very because wrestling isn't real
>>87465541
>implying any wrestling fan wants to be associated with that pile of cancer
>>87465329
>Drawn together
It's just like when he murdered his family all over again except it's Ling Ling and Toot.
>>87465329
It would have to be an adult male character because Chris Benoit is unstoppable against unarmed women and children ... and himself.
>>87465541
>SEETHING
I've read Y: The Last Man, so Yorick is definitely fucked.
>>87465541
H I T T H E G Y M
>>87465512
Yeah, but murder and the voices in Benoit's head are.
>Fred Flintstone
On the one hand the last time he had to protect his family he comitted genocide.
On the other hand that experience might have left him reluctant to repeat it.