BEST COMIC OF THE YEAR STORYTIME

So, this series is just your run-of-the-mill OC cape comic, but with a fat girl, right? So it becomes empowering and shows that a fat girl, when given superpowers, can battle vague crime?

>>87438243
I wanna die.

this is the worst shit jesus

>>87438381
why.
fatties will die off sooner than you

>>87438394
I am 20 pounds overweight.

>>87438402
well then good luck fatty

>>87438412
what a ugly creepy child

>>87438421
why does she draw all skinny girls with the same faces?
is it supposed to look awful or is this just her passive aggressive bullshit

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>>87438375
i havent been following it desu, i read the miniseries though and it was basically a lightly subversive take on superman

>>87438375
Wasn't this character fat because of her powers anyway?

>>87438449
no she was so fat she got powers

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>>87438449
shes a psiot. it's like x-men but you have to have your powers activated except for in very rare cases, so she didn't get her powers until about 2 years ago

>>87438460
Oh here's the Shillary story.

>>87438499
This is 80's self-published levels of poor writing.

"Oh, this guy named Squall has wind powers. This makes sense because his name and powers are thematically connected. Did you get that, reader?"

>>87438509
Except Faith has floaty powers, not Jesus powers l

>>87438460
>Louise Simsonson
No. God. No. Fuck. This is the comics equivalent of learning that your A-grade student high-school friend became a heroin addict and threw his life away.

>>87438544
>of course
that looks fucking terrifying

>>87438533
>i try to do that too
Why must this comic fill its pages with lies

>>87438549
That art in general looks terrifying. Uncanny valley at its finest.

>>87438553
>LA
>criminals are 100% white dudes
hahaha

>>87438524
You know what would be a nifty idea? If she actually had faith powers and worked on Gladiator principles, essentially as powerful as she thinks she is, but believes her powers are tied to divine intervention and strength of character a la Bibleman.

Make her an overbearing Born-Again Christian who is nevertheless a nice, sweet person. Make her naive but potentially the strongest being on the planet.

But no, this is just a D-list X-Men character with world building and dialogue that the creator Spinerette would laugh at.

>>87438524

she can make bread disappear

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>>87438568
faith is actually a very interesting character, but this series doesn't really seem to get her. if you read the comic harbinger you can understand the point of the character a lot better. she's essentially the only person in the valiant universe who aspires to be a comic book superhero

>>87438588
>she's essentially the only person in the valiant universe who aspires to be a comic book superhero
Then why doesn't she try and lose weight

>>87438243
>Fat white bitch is voting Hillary

Well... Well yeah

>>87438469
>Hillary filled a stadium that large
now i know its fiction

>>87438469
>left fag isn't the one starting the fight

>>87438601
she spends all her waking hours doing superheroics or working so she doesnt have time to go to the gym

>>87438601
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>87438620
She could try eating properly. Pretty sure superheroing would burn enough energy to lose weight

>>87438625
her power is flight via telekinesis so it doesnt burn any energy really

>>87438630
>telekinesis doesn't use any energy

>>87438638
it doesnt in valiant comics

>>87438638
Or it's a comic book and a character that has a standard design.

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It would be less embarrassing to have 400 gigs of prolapse porn saved on your computer

>>87438646
So you're saying in valiant someone with telekinesis could just hold something up indefinitely, with no strain?

>>87438658
yeah as long as they didnt lose concentration

I was gonna vote for drumpf but now I changed my mind

As someone who voted for Hillary...

Nah, this comic didn't change my mind. It made me mad, though.

>>87438686
>It made me mad, though
Why?

>>87438691
shilling pisses people off

>>87438721
This isn't shilling. It's a fair and unbiased view of the coming election and one of the candidates

>>87438676
That's lazy writing on a whole new scale.

>>87438732
no its not you autist

>fat heroine
>powers aren't creating black holes with her mouth

Boi if you don't get out of here with that shit

>>87438677
Its funny to think thats the intention of this book

>>87438744
Reminds me of kirby

>>87438553
The art is fucking awful holy shit

>>87438925
>The art is fucking awful holy shit
Except only the Hillary story.

In the next issue, will Faith fly Hillary over to Russia to recover all those lost emails and fight Putin in a battle to the death?

>>87438243
People read this piece of shit?

>>87438686

It's not too late, anon. Depending on your state, you may still be able to jump ship.

>>87438469
>hillary ever drawing a crowd that big
I knew cape comics were unrealistic, but wow.

>>87438381

You will. Sooner or later.

Pretty ballsy to promote a candidate like that. I'm pretty sure that run of Obama comics came after he was already in office.

>>87438740
Yes it is. They are breaking the law of conservation of energy.

>>87439095
yes but believe it or not dedicating some of your limited page count in a monthly comic to explaining the science behind the powers is not interesting or entertaining

>>87438243
How this company has fallen so.
Their comics used to be top quality.

>>87439128
Faith is just something they put out because it sells and gets different kinds of readers to read Valiant. Britannia, Ninjak, Bloodshot are all top tier at the moment,

>>87438281
>lets make a magical pact

>>87438469
Every part of this page screams "wtf".

>>87438997
Five fat girls torrent it and post scans to their Tumblrs

>>87438469
That anti-gun libtard — he looks like the guy from those hamburger commercials with the tiny hands.

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>>87438544
something funny about them taking a picture behind the american flag like pic related

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>>87438544
>FBI seizes that picture along with everything else on their phones during the investigation

>>87438243
>endorsing a specific candidate
I hate this shit.

Just wait till it's revealed the DNC hired Squall to win Hillary Simpathy votes

The first story in this lot you posted was alright. It wasn't anything great but it wasn't BAD.

Not a fan of political shit, and the last story had terrible art.

>>87439113
It can be

What if the reason the fat chick was so fat was because she needed heaps of energy to use her TK? And if she didn't have plenty of fat she wouldn't be able to use it in the event she was pushing herself past her limits

BOOM, fat superhero makes sense.

>>87439888
Then she's not really fat, she's just storing energy. I mean, if she's regularly using her powers and burns her energy at a consistent rate wouldn't that mean she'd just look plump instead of being obese?

>>87439930
Maybe she eats more than she necessarily will need.

She's saving it for That One Time where she'll need more than shes ever needed before, like a McDonalds is being destroyed or something

>>87438446
so im gonna guess(and headcanon) that the magical evil waifu won here and thats were the book ends

Apart from faith liking Hillary, this is a very "weak" shill comic
>guntard and antiguntard are separated by people from their same view, and faith thinks that there are good people on both sides
>faith just happens to do super heroic stuff at Hilary's rally
>no mentions of trump/misogyny/islamophobia/etc

At the end of the day, it felt like "yeah faith likes Hillary, don't forget to go vote kthxbai"

>>87439888
>>87439930
I think it'd actually be pretty neat if that were the case and they drew her at different levels of fat and thin through the comic as she fought and recovered from fights. It'd also be a great visual indicator of just how dire things are getting if she ever goes full skellington mode.

So they revealed that Hillary was a member of the Vine and that Trump was bottom bitch in the One Percent, right? That's my personal head canon

>>87438469
>that cameltoe
Not gonna lie, I'd hit it

Trump crossover comic would be pretty great.

>>87439095
>Yes it is. They are breaking the law of conservation of energy.

Wow are you fucking shitting me right now? So does almost every superhero.

>>87438469

Holy shit how did Hillary fill that stadium?

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>>87438469

God I hate how much Americans will pat themselves on the back about electing a female president just like when Obama was elected.

>>87440142
So she would be basically Choji from Naruto?

TL;DR Fat guy, eats all the time and a few times he's shown to convert all his fat into energy and becomes skinny. It's his final technique that leads to death but in anime you rarely die, so he's saved each time.

>>87438469
>>87438533
>>87438544

>This blatant Clinton support

Wew lad

Well, I don't mind that much, as long as they don't demonize Trump it's okay to show support for one candidate I guess.

>>87441285
I guess? Anime's for nerds so I don't watch it.

>>87438311
Why did the art suddenly become good (or at least a lot better) on this page?!

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Who the fuck is this comic even for? Who is buying this?

The politics is disgusting by itself, but this fat acceptance garbage is absolutely bizarre.

>>87441316
The weird thing is that DC's election special actually demonized Clinton more than Trump.

>>87441479

Really, what happened? I know Marvel went full retard with Trump.

>>87438243
>>>/c/hill

>>87438243
So is the point of this comic that the girl is fat?

>>87441494
They had stand-ins for both. The Trump stand-in was Penguin, he wanted to build a wall etc etc. and the comic basically said "Ok, this guy's ideas are idiotic", but the Clinton stand-in was a sadistic bully and was arrested for murder at the end of the story.

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>>87438243

>>87441526
And I think Beth from Prez was Jill Stein?? So the comic basically said people should vote for Stein, I don't know

>>87438421
>not-Sailor Moon
>put a black Sailor in it

At this point we're way beyond parody.

So is this a character whose only defining characteristic is that she's fat?

>>87441625

Pretty much.

It's to reinforce 'body positiveness'. It's a tumblr niche comic.

>>87441656
But being fat is bad. It's unhealthy.

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>>87441682

True, but tumblr doesn't give a shit. Better close your eyes and say 'everything is fine'.

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>>87438300
she remind me that guy

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>>87441712
It feels like there's this bizarre aversion to changing anything, not just for the sake of improvement, but against change at all. Change requires effort, and it requires -wanting- to change. It means getting up and moving around and doing things.

Why would you get up and move around and do things when you could just sit there being a fat piece of shit instead?

>muh status quo

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>>87438243

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>It's another Faith thread
>it's another thread where /co/ knows shit all about the character and just want to complain about body politics thread

>Cultural meltingpot America making a big deal about electing a strong womyn
>Evil, homogeneous white European states have been electing women for decades and no one gives a shit

Really makes you think.

>>87441813
The problem with the character is that there's nothing about her other than she's fat. There's nothing there. She's vapid and vacant and hollow. She's the fat superhero.

>>87441712
>A moral obligation to being healthy
This is probably the dumbest thing I've seen today.

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>>87438544

>>87441876

In a country where not being wealthy means siphoning resources from the people around you, yes, there kinda is.

>>87441913

>not being wealthy

*HEALTHY

Ahem

>>87438243
At first I was berating this comic because of fat bitch protagonist. Then I realized that was kind of petty.

Now I actually have a reason to hate this fucking garbage.

>>87438509
>>87438524

Seriously though, "Faith". Could there even be a more "o woe i am nobly battling on in the face of tragically unfair adversity" name? Might as well have called her "Hope".

>>87441829
t. I have never read a single story featuring Faith or any Valiant universe comic for that matter

She is by no means an amazingly complete character but anyone just dismisses her as just a "fat superhero" is either retarded or has never read Harbingers. her main series, Unity, or any of her other appearences

She looks like she uses baby wipes on her ass not because she wants to but because she has to

>>87441977
Fair enough, but I'm still not sure why she even exists.

>>87441823
>Entire world has been electing women for decades
>They've turned out to be just as corrupt, stupid and evil as anyone else
>Americans still think everything will be fine once a woman's in charge

>>87441978

Kek.

>>87438243
Wow. All respect for Valiant lost

>>87441996

True, still happy we got rid of ours.

YAAAAAAAS QUEEN

>>87441913
>siphoning resources
The extra shitty corn products consumed by fat fucks isn't actually that substantial when compared to actual food waste- 25-40% of all food grown in America will not consumed and will instead end up in landfills. Quite a bit of that doesn't even get into American homes and is thrown out directly from the grocery store.
You're probably actually just viscerally disgusted by the fat, and want a morally acceptable excuse to be mad at them.
There's nothing actually wrong though with admitting more base emotions like visceral repugnance.

>>87441991
I feel the same about you, anon.

>>87442063

>The extra shitty corn products consumed by fat fucks

I'm not talking about the food they eat you dumdum.

I'm talking about the social benefits they use once they eat themselves to the point of being unemployable

I'm talking about the medicaid they expend when they need a triple bypass.

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>>87442063

Unless you guys block your fat fucks from abusing your public health.

>>87442134
>public health
Gross.
>>87442131
I'm of the opinion that the bare minimum public health amenities and welfare should be done away with.
Fatties, addicts, morons, etc. are all expensive, but should be left to their own devices rather than needlessly nannied.

>>87442213

>Do away with healthcare and social benefits instead of doing away with the people fat fucks carelessly draining it

How ass backwards

>>87441829

No, the real problem is she's not a sexy fat. If her tits were like 4x bigger there'd be no discussion about "body politics."

>>87441880
kek

>>87438252
her heart's not the only thing thats heavy these days

>>87438243

Do her power also prevent her from losing a couple pounds?

>>87443381
>>87443275
Screencap me too tumblr

>>87443424
Sorry chief, I was just having a laugh. It wasn't my best post but dang it if I don't aspire to do better. I am genuinely sorry. I hope you enjoyed the storytime as much as I did.

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How will /co/ react when Trump wins?

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>>87444356

>Trump winning

Hillary has the lead in all of the swingstates, she has the democrat firewall which Trump cannot break.

She has a +7 nation poll lead on Trump. Wall Street is betting on her, so is Google, Facebook, and any country that is not Russia or North Korea.

In this time the only people to endorse Trump have either been racist nobodies or white supremacists.

There is literally no reason Hillary should lose to him. Even if it's close, Obama will have the DOJ bail her out and declare her the winner.

Give it up, Trump is not going to win. He never was going to win. Hillary would literally have to have an aneurysm and die before Trump could plausibly win.

>>87444567

This is some old-ass info you're working with.

Trump swung massively back in the polls the day before yesterday, from a 50-38 percent clinton lead to a 47-45 lead.

I'd have agreed with you a week ago, but this isn't a week ago.

>>87444356
What would be funnier Twitter/Tumblr if Trump wins or /pol/ if Hillary wins

>>87444725
It's funny because today she's back to the same numbers she was in a week ago.
So he's not the only one who's basing his opinion on outdated info.

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>>87444567

>She has a +7 nation poll lead on Trump.

Yeah, about that.

>>87444789
Poor Gary.

>>87444813
I admire his spirit.

>magical leftist fatty for good :)
How is this not sjw propaganda

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>>87444813
Maybe Hillary will employ him as a floor cleaner once she wins

>>87438553
>trained criminals not being able to hit such a large target
Topkek

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>>87441880
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>87444789

I don't get it. I read the thing about the new emails and found nothing but an idiot sexting. No new big dirt on Hillary but somehow the headlines alone are enough for her to lose?
What?

>>87441712
>That a loaded question
Not the only thing that's loaded here, lady.

By night she is a villain by day she is a fat cow

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>>87438469
>They think this is what second amendment supporter's look like
Strawmaning at it's finest!

>>87446093
By day she is a fat cow, by night she browses Tumblr and fights the patriarchy

>>87444567

Thank you! .02 cents have been deposited to your CTR account.

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>>87438544
>Supposed to be a super hero
>Shakes hands with a criminal
>Takes selfies with a criminal
>Admires them
>Let's the criminal get away
Wtf am I reading?

>>87438469

>Clinton being able to fill an entire stadium even half that size.

Wew.

Also the anti-gun guy needs a beard and thick-rimmed glasses. And maybe a gauge instead of an earring.

>>87446268
A SJW tract disguised as a comic

>>87444567
Trump would have been leading by a large margin right now if the sexual harrassment accusations hadn't happened.

>>87446268
Vigiliantes ARE criminals

>>87446748
pfffffft

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>>87441242
>God I hate how much Americans will pat themselves on the back about electing a female president just like when Obama was elected.

You are delusional. Right wingers loath her and progressives can not stand her.

She is so hated by her own base and independents, that she is at risk to lose against that incompetent buffoon at all times.

But hey, she is practically a neocon with mildly liberal social views. Well, at least, she says so NOW.

>>87447236

Go outside, but by that I mean go to normie websites like twitter and facebook. There are people that do like her and will be boasting how progressive the US is a whole because they didn't elect an orange idiot but a woman.

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>>87441991
Because OG Faith from the original 90's Valiant was also a fatty. Dunno, maybe Jim Shooter was just trying to make a group of teenage heroes that where realistic. Or maybe he had a thing for fatties

>>87438432
So she assaulted the completely wrong people.

Great going.

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>>87438243

>>87446748

Just one more reason why his presidential run is a humongous sham.

Anyone sensible is already With Her.

As partician comics go, i've seen much worse desu.

I was going in it excepting strawman city, something on the level of a John Oliver monologue, but I got a shockingly non-bias comic. Sure it supports Hillary and that crowd picture was fucking hilarious, but it wasn't hate inducing. More boring than anything else.

If this were Marvel, god knows how bad it would have been.

>>87441608
Sometimes, when I sit through the umpteenth Sailor Scouts pastiche of the month, I wonder where all the Saint Tail and Rayearth fans went. I thought that stuff was kind of popular back in high school, but it's like everyone who read it either steered clear of comics and cartoons, or just disappeared off the face of the earth.

>>87448184
>Choosing a candidate over the other simply because irrelevant accusations otherwise she'd be below him
>sensible

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>>87448184
>sensible
Sensibility is overrated.

>>87441712
>>87441682
I know healthy fat people actually.

Just because Lardo McLandwhale there got told she's 3 pints of Ben and Jerry's away from losing a leg doesn't mean all fat people are that bad off.

The thing is your body has to adapt to that kind of weight. And not everyone's body CAN. You need denser bones to support the weight, a stronger heart (and other organs) to maintain a larger system, and more muscles to just plain move around. And the same thing that gets you all of that makes you lose weight so it's pretty rare to see an in shape fat person. But it happens.

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>>87444356

>>87446748
Nah. Everyone knows he's a piece of shit. Nothing can damage him because he's already the most reviled human being in existence. All he has to do to win is become the second-most reviled human being in existence.

>>87448184
Honestly, if they are going to try to impeach her if she wins. Voting for her would be the smartest thing to do. So we wouldn't get trump or Hillary in office.

>>87449216
>interview people at con
>Wow, look at how ridiculous thee people dress

>>87438513
gerrymandering would beg to differ.

>>87449405
I'd be more for Trump then since they'd be aiming for Trump day 1, everything he does will be under a microscope and everything he wants will be impeded. He'd be labelled a dictator the second he tried to use his executive power, impeached, and ousted.
Hillary actually has people who want her to succeed and who will cover for her.

Have you ever read a thing, and then read it twice, then went to bed, and convinced yourself the next morning the thing you read wasn't real because it helped your psyche?

This is that, right now.

>>87449503
>He'd be labelled a dictator, impeached and ousted

Oh yeah, because that's what happened with Obama, right?

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>>87449165
>Thinking the man who advocates War-crimes against women and children is sensible
>Thinking the man who wants to invade the middle east to seize their oil fields is sensible
>Thinking the man who literally has 28 pages worth of unconstitutional proposals is sensible

(https://action.aclu.org/sites/default/files/pages/trumpmemos.pdf)

>Thinking that the man who kicked the only black republican supporting him out of his event is sensible

(http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/black-georgia-gop-official-booted-from-atlanta-trump-event-with-no-explanation/)

>Thinking that the man who called the Tienanmen Square massacre "very patriotic" is sensible.

(https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/mar/11/donald-trump-tiananmen-square-china-playboy-interview)

>Literally endorsed by Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin
>sensible

I'm sorry but I think you've had too much Trump brand kool aid.

>>87449464
Not even that, the electoral college begs to differ.

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>>87449216
Those are Inkling cosplayers

>>87449216
Most cons I've been to are split between Bernouts and Trump supporters.

People really underestimate how much being constantly hated on 24/7 by mainstream media can make you popular.

>>87438243
I'm so fucking pissed this comic exists. Because it has completely and utterly tainted the publisher so that *nobody* can have any discussion of any other character under Valiant comics without bringing this shit up.

Its like how you cant discus any stories written by John Bryne without bringing up the pedo stuff or that one Superman/Barda story (thanks cracked).

It reminds me of the old saying "If you build 100 bridges and suck 1 dick you're not a bridge builder, you're a dick sucker and thats all anyone sees you as.

>>87449587
>Thinking not supporting a guy JUST for the accusations but before you'd be okay with him is sensible
Get some reading comprehension.
Not that supporting either is sensible in the first place

>>87444742
>thinking the asshurt would be limited to Twitter/Tumblr is Trump wins

I've done the math, the refined yet small bag of salt that can be mined from /pol/ doesn't even compare to the mountains that can be reaped from CNN on election night alone.

I'm out for my profit line here /co/

>>87449405
Then you get Kaine.

And believe me, you don't want Kaine.

>>87449918
Could he really be worse? I mean he'd be a Veep. Those guys are basically just there to keep the chair from rolling away.

>>87449550
Obama is the establishment mang
Trump is his own thing, for better or worse.

We would have the press actually doing their job for once, that's a plus.

>>87449943
This guy gets it.

>>87449941
The Dems have a plan for once Hillary carcs it in office, Kaine comes in to legalize all the shit they have been pushing for years.

No voter-id laws, mass immigration from the south into red states. Welcome in your new One-Party country.

And Kaine has said some of the weirdest shit this election.

>>87449294
That was sort of the point the dude was trying to make before fatty went on her little tirade

If you're fat but you manage to stay in good health and there's a doctor giving you the all good then who cares but if you're fat and you've got a list of health issues then you need to start making changes

>>87449941
Veep takes over if Prez gets assassinated or impeached.

>>87449943
To Hell with the journalists. They "do their jobs" by only calling out corruption when it forwards their liberal masters' plans.

>>87438243
test

>>87449216
>comparing people having harmless fun with people who want a police sharia law state.

>>87449988
I know but what I'm saying is nobody really respects them.

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>>87450026
They still have a lot of sway, though the legacy media is rapidly dying out. But if Clinton is elected they will cover up fucking murder so long as they stay on the teat.

Wikileaks reveal incredibly unhealthy relationships between all major news networks and the DNC.

>>87450026
But they're in the Presidential position, making decisions. Doesn't matter if no one respects them. For someone like Kaine, that's exactly what he wants. Then no one will notice when he does his shit.

>>87449999
What a waste of quads.

>>87445865
you're pretty simple aren't you

>>87438252
Is that a fucking lampoon of Mighty Mouse and Superted? For what purpose?

couldnt make it past the first fucking page.
rolled my eyes so hard they nearly fell out.

>>87438499
>>87438507
>>87438513
>>87438523
>>87438533
Oh god the way they just copy-pasted that special effect over the panels, it's subtle enough to be hard to appreciate but noticeable enough to be distractingly poorly done.

How do you even accomplish that

>>87438434
to be fair
all mainstream comics give girls the same faces

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>They say:
>This city. This city.
>She's been dead
>For years now...
>For years now.

>>87438353
ah, literally parroting something word for word, the height of humor

>>87450086
Explain it

>>87449420
>interview people at con
>wow, look at how fresh these people dress

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>>87439888
Well pic related, Greta Gravity from the webcomic Spinerette. She has the ability to control the direction of gravity, it is directly tied to her adipose tissue and therefore she had to eat a fuckton and get hefty to use her powers consistently. I don't know if its fact or just speculated by Spinerette whether she actually has a skinny waist or if she just 'corset's' herself.

>>87450340
>Trump is Trump
>M-M-MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

seriously though, I both don't want to exist during election night and am very curious what will go down. Will turn out be massive or all time low? How many fights are going to break out? Who's going to start it?

>>87450340
>Hillary's a cheater
I honestly wish it was anyone other than Trump supporters saying this.

The man even deleted e-mails to hide his tracks but I can't talk about Hillary doing that without being associated with him and looking like a hypocrite in the process.

Fuck this election.

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>>87450369

>>87450392
Why take sides? This election is illustrating where that kind of thinking has gotten us. Had we not been divided among arbitrary lines we wouldn't be forced to act like there's truly a lesser evil here.

>>87450438
Yeah, and then everyone could be unhappy!

>>87450451
Everyone IS unhappy.

>>87450392
Not a trump supporter but she has cheated multiple times throughout this election. She cheated against Sanders, and was given questions before the second debate by Donna Brazile. Donna Brazile even stepped down as a CNN contributor after it was found out. Reminder that when /co/ says that everyone anti-hillary is somehow pro-trump they're just as bad as every /pol/tard saying anyone anti-trump is a paid shill.

>>87449528
Stop pretending like you've even read one page of this comic, faggot

>>87450463
I won't be if Trump wins. I sure as hell would be if nobody won and we had to deal with another fucking year of voting to figure out who will win.

>>87446268

I just realized that if Hilary seriously goes to prison for the crimes she committed, this comic is gonna look REAL stupid and seen as blatant propaganda.

>>87444813
Turns out 'feel the Johnson' wasn't too good of a campaign slogan

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>>87450474

>>87448184
>#ImWithHerr

>>87444813
Nah, he knows what he's doing. Campaigning for a forever unpopular party (that he doesn't even represent properly) is a great way to make money.

>>87450539
Actually...

http://www.snopes.com/donna-brazile-leaves-cnn/

>>87450451
oh yeah, what's important is the half of america that agrees with me is happy

>>87450575
http://www.snopes.com/2016/11/01/fake-news-is-always-fake-news/

The fake Baltimore Gazette article posited that Hillary Clinton had been provided questions:

1) in September 2016
2) in advance of the first presidential debate
3) which matched Clinton against Republican nominee Donald Trump
4) that were passed along to her campaign by an NBC staffer

The real, widely-reported story held that Hillary Clinton had been provided questions:

1) in March 2016
2) in advance of a Democratic primary debate and town hall event
3) which matched Clinton against Democratic challenger Bernie Sanders
4) that were passed along by political analyst Donna Brazile

Hillary received questions during the Democratic debate, but not during any debate with Trump

>>87450390
Someone on /co/ actually curious about the most important election in modern history and wants to know something beyond muh south park turd and shitsandwich?
Color me pleasantly surprised

Turn out will be lower, non-existant black turn out for the dems is what will most likely be responsible for the loss if Hillary bites it
Trumpfags are a core-base of absolutely determined fans who have been looking for a nationalist/protectionists for decades, and they don't care what form it took
Clintonfags are lukewarm dems who are voting against Trump predominately. Or just Partisans who haven't paid the slightest bit of attention to what their actual candidate has done and would do
Assuming she isn't indicted within the next 5 days
And that the possible CP /pol/ is uncovering in the Podesta emails can't be traced back to her
Expect riots in Chicaraq whatever the result

>>87450617
Better than nobody being happy. I could care less if the fags and the illegal immigrants are crying about it.

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>>87450340
>>Hillary's numbers are plummeting to the point that CO and NH have Trump and her equally matched

>CO Magellan poll: Clinton 44% - Trump 38%
https://twitter.com/AlanPPhilp/status/794269900055277568

>Trump only down 95 points with non white early voters in NC.
https://twitter.com/Timodc/status/793969010379341824

>Clinton leads Trump by 6 points, same as before FBI announcement: Reuters/Ipsos

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-poll-idUSKBN12X2P6
>Hillary Clinton has an 86% chance to win.
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/upshot/presidential-polls-forecast.html

>After @MULawPoll and 2 more polls in PA with Trump down are we ready to stop pretending like Trump has an electoral path now?
https://twitter.com/Timodc/status/793865128265605120

http://www.270towin.com/maps/y2mW3

Let's not forget.

>Texas is now considered a battleground state
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cbs-battleground-tracker-hillary-clinton-leads-florida-donald-trump-narrowly-leads-texas/

>>87441416
There are pages like that in every once in a while. They are Faith's delusions.

>>87450646
m8 /co/ is largely ignorant and irrelavent of the election. Why dump stats here? It's like planting seeds in the desert.

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>>87450646
This right here, Trump has next to no chance to win. Anyone who says otherwise is in denial.

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>>87450619
Where did I mention Trump when I said she cheated in a debate, and how does this somehow not make her a cheater?

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>>87450646
You should use RCP instead of single polls. Someone could just as easily pick republican bias polls like Rasmussen and say "look he's 5 points ahead."

>>87441909
>Has a /fit/ as fuck boyfriend with baby hands.

Why aren't men allowed to be fat?

>>87450923
Because not giving women what they want with no responsibility, expectations, or accountability at all times is sexism.

>>87450923
i know this is bait but the writer knows who the reader demography is.

>>87438449
she was fat because she didn't get any exerciser and ate like shit her whole life.

>>87451009
How in any way is that bait? Double standards is considered bait now?

Everything in it is awful. Everything except the occasional well-drawn pretty girl. That is not fat.

I can feel the artist bleeding over every page.

He suffers.

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>Tune in Latino channel
>Nothing but Hillary shilling, continuously. Trump bogeyman.
Amazing, Hillary has somehow made a voting base out of some of the most conservative people in America, through fear, just like Blacks.

>>87451420
Because social media is a disease which makes it extremely easy to manipulate retards.

>>87451420
>Blacks
Blacks realized a long time ago that they could get all the gibmedats of the Democrat party while having crime-infested areas and white-guilt would keep the Democrats from shoving their social-liberalism on their communities.

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>>87438513
>your vote counts the same as a billionaire banker's

hahahahahahhahahhahahhahaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>87438469
I want to make a new thread with this picture as the OP on /pol/ and see what happens. But I don't want to save that on my computer.

>>87452007
Do it.
They'll probably find it funnier than /co/.

>CTR writes a comic starring their self-insert

>>87451484
basically, welfare gave rise to a lot of shit that's going down today with the black community.
It's p sad, since the main objective of welfare is to eliminate the use of it, I guess someone didn't gave the Dems that memo.

>>87451420
Nah, Blacks vote democrat thanks to welfare

>>87450413
uugggghhhhhhhhh
fucking redpanels
>when niggas can't develop their own art style so they steal someone else's
fuck that nigga
no political shit even, fuck that nigga

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>>87452075
>Everytime a black isn't a democrat they get called an uncle tom

>>87452007
Fuck off

>>87452136
rip in peace, my nigga

>>87438513
>people still having to move her in the comic
Seriously all its lacking the big black guy thats beside her with every step she takes

Is she just fat or are her superpowers dependant on being fat like the blob

>>87448184
All the best presidents and rulers have a history of sexual assault

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>>87448184
>sensible people will vote for the lying woman that sold weapons to saudi arabia while knowing they support ISIS, sold uranium to Russia, and wants to start WWIII by invading Syria

>>87446748
>Trump would have been leading by a large margin right now if the sexual harrassment accusations hadn't happened.
Really? You think the sexual harrassment was the only thing that held him back?

>literally getting American politics from South Park

>>87450624
Wait, Podesta's a pedo? I haven't been paying attention for a few weeks.

>>87452374
>sensible people will vote for the lying woman that sold weapons to saudi arabia while knowing they support ISIS
At the time ISIS was fighting Al Qaeda.

Also, you kind of forced sensible people into this situation by pitting her against the most embarrassing and one of the most criminal candidates in American history. Couldn't you Republicans have gotten literally anyone else?

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>>87452509

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>a fucking fatass superhero as a protagonist
Did the author do a self insert protagonist?

>>87452509
What, another strawmen for Democrats to knock down?

Nah, I like this guy. The sheer hatred of Democrats against Trump alone has helped a lot of people start seeing that the Democrats have no interest in the common man.

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>>87452509
>Drumpf
>more embarrassing than Hillary
>more of a criminal than Hillary

>>87452694
It'd appear so.
>>87452651
I don't know, apart from being related to our worst president does Luigi Bush or Rato or Cruzbot have any major skeletons?

>>87452755
The fact that they're just moderates.

>>87449587
>Thinking the woman that wants to start an actual war with Russia who has more nukes than us is sensible
>Thinking that the same woman that arranged for Russia to have a lout of our uranium is sensible
>Thinking the woman that wants open borders for our country is sensible
>Thinking the woman that sees the refugee crime wave in Europe as something positive and wants to emulate is sensible
>Thinking the woman that blames Russia for all the corruption that's been uncovered despite WikiLeaks stating the opposite is sensible

>>87450504
>Hillary
>Going to prison

The investigators don't want to commit suicide by two bullets in the back of the head

>>87438421
Why is Sailor Moon the only Mahou Shoujou that tumblr has watched?

>>87452498
Weiner is involved, and /pol/ is uncovering all sorts of horrific shit in Wikileaks dump.

We know there is at least an individual getting their "pizza" covered up. Worst theories is Clintons are involved in human trafficking in Haiti, but I doubt even they are that corrupt.

I wouldn't put it past the DNC to cover up a child-sex gang within their ranks ALA the Church before an election though.

>>87453340
Was tumblr before it existed and you cant make memes out of utena and sakura, good tbqh because my weebshit is safe.

>>87450504
It's going to be the fucking best and get ready for 4+ years of Marvel/ DC/ etc throwing weekly hissy fits as they all wedge their trump surrogates (all obviously villains) into seats of power in their respective universes.

I thought this comic was clumsy before, but just trying to find it's legs and this certainly pushed it over the edge. This and the Spider-Man Obama issue are the cream of the crop for pandering and I love it.

>>87453399
Wait, are you fucking serious? And why isn't anyone covering these stories?

>>87454084
Lots of people are covering them, just not any of the cable news networks because they're in on the coverup.

>>87454084

yeah dude fucking /pol/ is gonna break some critical news in november

>>87454098
>>87454105
Are there any links to news sites where I can read this; not Right/Alt-Right though I want some good sources.

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I remember maybe two or three years ago I said to myself, I'm going to get invested in politics and not just be a bystander in my own society/mindlessly pick whatever I've been told to. I don't know why but I said it.
I really feel like punching yesteryear me in the mouth for that shit.

>>87454084
It's been revealed (recently) that networks like CNN, ABC, and some higher ups in FOX and a few others are paid off. The whole fucking thing's a quagmire and Trump may be kind of shit, but the shit that is being revealed on Clinton and several other persons of interest like Colin Powel is metal gear solid level. It's fucking bananas.

BUT HOW BOUT DEM COMICS AND CARTOONS

>>87454151
/pol/, check the catalog
I don't care if it's real or not, they are planning to introduce a foreign frog species on the Epstein lolita express pedophile island to disrupt the Moloch worship with their meme magic
Still not as insane as the South Korean political world right now.

>>87454151
Wiki leaks twitter and the email archives. If you want non-biased breakdowns, well tough shit those don't exist any more and probably haven't since the 70's. Best you're going to get is to hang out on /pol/ for a bit (as much as that sucks) and maybe catch one of their summaries or peek into one of the generals. There are no trustworthy news outlets left.

>>87454173
Is there any sources though? I dont know news sites that aren't being paid off, going by what you're saying

>>87454173
I'm voting for Trump simply for the likelihood his inauguration will be interrupted by a cyborg ninja.

>>87454084
Because they aren't real. We don't live in a Tom Clancy novel.

>>87438243
What would Faith say about the leaked emails?

>>87438394
To know someone less deserving of happiness than I am is happier than me enrages me to no end. The only thing that soothes the pain is knowing that the writer/artist/creator is going to die of organ failure way quicker than I am.

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>>87454207
Holy shit, those fucking South Koreans.

What is going on? Cubs Win, all these fucking leaks, fucking THE SIX FAIRIES of South Korea in a LITERAL confirmed Asian Illuminati uncovered

Holy fucking shit

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Don't worry lads, /pol/ fixed the comic for us.

>>87454231
Can you really say that after this fucking weirdass year? The Cubs won, anything is possible.

>>87454278
Oh that /pol/

>>87438544
Look into the eyes of Fatty and Hillary. You can see the despair reflected in those shallow blues.

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>>87454271
>ferry sunk with hundreds of Korean school children drowning in a human sacrifice by the brainwashed Korean political heads who are slaves to a centuries old cabal of witches behind every major event in Korean history including the civil war.

This is the literal events occurring in SK, and the Cubs won.

Now is the time to pray.

>>87454216
Wiki leaks is a big source and you also have some NYPD officials coming out along with FBI agents about this stuff after the director swept the initial charges under the rug (there's essentially a coup in the agency over him... who worked for clinton in the past). /pol/ is going to be your best source of consolidated info regrettably.

>>87454228
I imagine he'll pull out twin P90s at that point before jumping into a mech transformed out of his new DC hotel.

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>>87454365
What if it's time to fite

>>87454374
FBI is being pretty open about their findings though, I think it's safe to believe anything by them.

>>87454365
You know, I'm a Trump supporter because I like his policies, regardless of whether those policies get me called racist or not.

But now I just want to know what the fuck is happening.

It's like the Berenstain universe and Berestein universe are colliding and we just don't know what the fuck to expect anymore.

>>87454365
And here I thought The Purge's main antagonist being a pagan cult that infiltrated the government was a bit too ridiculous.

>>87454448
FBI is in a massive internal civil war right now.

Comey in my opinion didn't want to risk potential riots if he arrested almost half the countries candidate, but he also knows she is a dead-to-right criminal who has broken and badly covered up breaking every law in the book.

The agents want her incarcerated, they HATE the higher ups, though they can't help it as the DOJ is totally corrupted and is blackmailing them according to wikileaks.

So Comey one week to the election gives out a signal of "THIS WOMAN IS POLITICAL CAPONE" and hopes the American people will make the right choice so there is no impeachment after the election.

How about that, both Clinton's could get impeached. Maybe they really are suited to each-other.

>>87438243
Is it just me or does Hillary seem pudgier in this comic?

>>87454565
Making fat the new norm.

>>87454511
Where is any of the evidence of this civil war?

>>87438252
>when a car accident left her orphaned

It's a good think she's her own airbag

Haha I never read this

>>87454645
It's on every channel, even the MSM are reporting on it.
FBI grunts got cockblocked from prosecuting and they weren't amused.

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>>87454207
>>87454271
>>87454365
>Think this is some /pol/ nonsense
>It's fucking real
holy shit that's actually kind of scary

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>>87454474
Trump flew to Egypt and opened the ancient tomb of Kek, unleashing His chaos magic upon the world once again right before he ran for president.

>>87454685
Finish the sentence anon
/pol/ is always _____
>hint:opposite of left

ʇɥƃiɹ :ɹǝʍsuɐ

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>>87454685
Welcome to the new world, it runs on memes.

It shocks me how SK isn't headlines around the world, its an unbelievable B-movie plot happening as we speak and we don't hear a word.

Probably because the 6 Fairies have Clinton Foundation ties

>>87454752
>6 fairies
I thought it was the 8 goddesses