Remember when an older teenage girl molested Bart so she could lie and say he was the father of her baby and Homer and Marge got all mad about it, but only because it turned out Bart wasn't the father and they didn't even care that he was molested and that was the only thing they cared about?
Also reminder that Sideshow Bob has animal-themed superpowers now.
Member the simpsons?
The what now?
>>87433880
Sideshow Bob should have died that episode
It would have fit his character perfectly and would have been bittersweet
Remember when sane people stopped watching the Shitsons in Season 10?
>>87433880
Remember when no one cared about puritan taboos?
"You're pregnant? How can you be religious if you're pregnant!?"
>>87434476
Why did you post an Amish guy?
>>87433984
he wasn't even in that episode
what one are you talking about?
Lisa should date a teenage boy
>>87434805
Already happened.
>>87433880
Did that really happen? I haven't watched any Simpsons past season 6 or 7 and that was when I was a teenager.
Didn't Bart see a teenage girl's tits in another episode?
>>87434263
>puritan taboos
Because premarital younger teenage pregnancy in a time when they are in the middle of the education system and are legally unable to acquire a job beyond Part-Time ((assuming they're THAT old)) is purely troubling only to the religious.
>>87434263
>implying puritans didn't marry em young before the Goodys began to sin
>>87433984
The one where he splices his DNA with a bunch of animals then gets surrounded by police. He jumps off the dam to kill himself but it pans to him waking up underwater and realizing he has gills
>>87435090
Meant for >>87434755
>>87434926
>>87435054
fuckin abigail that little slut
Ooh I 'member!
>>87435148
It's like he's mentally developing one year for every 10 in our world.
>>87435054
Most people in colonial New England married in their mid to late 20s.
>>87435148
>>87434830
Now imagine instead if he'd shown Lisa his dick.
>>87434974
oh so they fucked? OP claimed molestation.
>>87436139
It would have been cute
>>87433880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi2B0PFj-OQ
>>87437175
you won the thread
regardless of what anyone else may say
The only character I would want dead right now is Sideshow Bob
But again, Kelsey Grammar needs some pocket change during downtime from the other stuff he's busy doing
>>87435148
>her purse disappeared
>>87433880
When has Homer and Marge ever cared about Bart?