>adamantly believe that the monsters are all humans in costumes

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the best girl

Well sometimes they have to fight a ghost truck. How do you tackle a truck retard?

>>87428408
In that case, some more complicated plan is necessary. But the majority of cases are humans wearing costumes.

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>>87428408

with traps

>>87428280
She hotboxes like the rest of them

>>87428697
What if Shaggy is the only non-stoner in the group

>>87428441
Look, if you try to tackle the human dressed as a Ghost, you could get stabbed, or he could be better at tackling than you.

Trap works, bad guy's trapped, if it doesn't worked, you've got a head start to flee the guy and get to work on another trap. It's the perfect plan.

>>87428441
It's usually not literally people in costumes though. It's like going against the wizard of oz and tackling him. You'd be an idiot until you figure out the part about the man behind the curtain. People do hologram projections and shit.

>>87428280
Because they're in America and they'd risk getting shot.

>>87428280
They could get sued if they beat someone up. The trap is safer assuming it doesn't go wrong and accidentally kill someone

>teenagers in the 70's
>Do nothing but hang out in a van
>constantly snacking on "treats"
>Paranoid/anxious of the thought of real life monsters commting misdemanors
>they think there fucking dog talks

They were clearly all high on drugs constantly

Some of those costumes are nearly combat armor.

>>87428448
>Daphne-discovers-why-fred-isn't-interested-in-her.jpg

>>87429106
Are you comedian from the 80s?

>>87429320
just telling it like it is

>>87428867
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Phony ghost or not, they don't fucking know what some guy in a mask is willing to do to keep their plan going.

>>87428280
Yes, it boils down, typically, to some nut in a costume, but apart from the subjective issue of SD then teaching kids that violence would solve their problems, just bum rushing the monster of the episode is risky. On the off chance the ghost is a hologram, or a robot--then you have Fred running headfirst through the ghost and/or then slamming into something alot more solid, and then no more Fred.

Not to mention, alot of people have dressed up as pirates, cowboys, knights in full suits of armor, a life sized centaur robot suit, just to name a few. The could be carrying weapons and are obviously dangerous and unhinged to *some* degree if they thought this was a great idea for an insurance scam or other petty monetary gain.

The trap at least subdues a potential lunatic without risking much harm-- Shaggy and Scooby are too lucky to actually get killed for all their cowardice, and besides, first they have to find clues, and evidence of whatever the hell crime is actually going on, or else they'd have *alot* more explaining to the cops on why they hog piled a guy in a costume and beat them senseless.

>>87429106

I'd like to hear your original and insightful take on Super Mario

The more you think about it the more logical it is to set traps, unless Fred is willing to shoot someone. The chances are that the costumed guy is either a criminal or a fully blown lunatic. In either case you don't want to take your chances.

>>87428280
Do they even have a PI license

Why isnt the Mystery Gang in jail

>>87428280
Wait, is that pic real or fanmade?

>>87433927
They've gone to jail several times for exactly that kind of shit. Usually it ends in some wacky hijinx where scooby breaks them out and they solve the mystery by bringing the sheriff to the monster while he's trying to arrest the mystery gang.

>>87428280
She liked the challenge of making a Rube Goldberg mouse trap for humans.

>>87429320
The early 2000s called they want there 90s joke back.

>>87428280
>hottest character
>wears a one piece
Why is this allowed?

>>87428280
>>87428441
probably why most of the Mystery Inc monsters were Power Armor or Robots of varying types, and the few that weren't were still dangerous

similar situation indeed with most Scooby Doo stuff since What's New Scooby Doo stated actually

>>87436677
Because less is more

>>87428280
That is the face of a lecherous woman.

>>87436987
It most certainly is not

>>87429106
The show is from the late 60s.1969

>>87436677

Modesty is sexy.

>>87428280
>>87428441
You're aware that Scrappy Doo is the embodiment of this kind of thinking, right?

>>87437248

>Scrappy Doo was literally added to address the common complaint of "why don't they all gang up and tackle the monster that everyone knows is fake anyway"

at last I can finally see

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>>87428280
Because some "monsters" are actually dangerous like this guy.

It would be unwise to bumrush a guy who's giving off electricity, even intermittently

>>87436677
my dick does not see a problem

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>>87428280
>be me, /fit/ MMA instructor
>some guy died in house in woods near where I live
>know he had hella shekels to his name, left in all in cash in his basement
>dress up like a scarecrow or some shit, "haunt" the area
>some faggot kids and their dog show up
>time to get sp00ky
>qt nerd girl says "guys, he's just a guy in a mask, get him!"
>semi-beefy queer in ascot tries to tackle me, break his face with my elbow and crack his tibia with my knee
>scrawny dude who reeks of weed does some fancy gymnastic shit through the air, tries to kick me
>grab his leg, slam him to ground, punch the side of his knee til it breaks
>meanwhile, rabid mutt dog bites me while yelping, almost sounds like he's talking
>it's a fucking domestic dog
>kick it in the face, kick it in the ribs while it turns to run away
>10/10 ginger slut tries to use jew-jitsu or some weeb shit
>chuckle a little, kick her legs out from under her and slap her ass while she falls
>fucking beta-ass kids and their gay dog drive away
>mfw I get all the dead guy's shekels

A cattle prod would work just fine on these guys.

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>>87428280
>>87428341
Jesus fuck. I'm convinced that the animators of today are not hired to draw Velma until they can prove they had a crush on Velma when they were 12.

>>87436677
There's just something really sexy about a tight one piece. Bikini doesn't cover enough, so there's not eroticism with it.

>>87428280
In the off chance you're wrong you get killed by a headless wolf man ghost. Velmas a scientist, she understands protocol.

>>87432600
What if Mario hit brain on tumor?

>>87437784
Mario Bros is why we have so many concussions in society today.

>>87437159
kaz gets it

the only thing better to wear would be power armor

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>>87437827

I can agree with that. Pic is my historical waifu.

>>87428280
what if it's a robot
There have been several robots that have been controlled autonomously
What if the robot fucking kills you, asimov's laws be damned

>>87437908
lovely

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>>87437954

Warrior women, or women in suits of armour, with weapons and such are an eternal source of fascination to men since ancient times.