Time for "we wrote a shitty book so now we're just gonna pretend it's satirical" - the storytime.
Seriously, this is fucking terrible.
>>87415099
This page gave me a nosebleed.
>>87415273
Even if the writing is bad, at least the pictures are pretty.
Bennett is only good in writing LGBT and creator-owned characters.
God the art is gorgeous but the writing. Ooh the writing...
>>87415147
>fucking homonyms!
Okay, that actually made me laugh
>>87415639
>>87415645
>>87415737
I hope you are just samefag-bumping with your crap taste OP. This book is terrific!
>>87417114
t. Bennett
>>87417114
>Implying we are OP
kys retard
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>>87415147
How the hell could a character as brilliant as Melody lay dormant and unused for SO LOOOOOONG! I needed this book in my life ages ago!
I shudder to imagine what this comic will be like with other people working on it.
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>>87417163
t. butthurt
>>87417171
>I shudder to imagine what this comic will be like with other people working on it.
Good?
>>87417207
That's still a step down from "amazingly brilliant", which is what it is now.
This is absolute shit. This is a perfect example of modern comics.
>>87415137
Why is it so hard for other comics to have stuff lile this?
>>87417249
You missed your Flintstones thread by a bit.
>>87417249
Confirmed for OP.
I thought they were vampires now?
>>87415061
this art deserves a better colorist, the tones are so dry.
Eh, it's worth reading for free. Not a ringing endorsement...
Honestly if they'd done a series on the Afterlife with Archie Vampire Pussycats that could have been neat.
>>87415156
That was not a survivable bump.
>>87415174
>COMIC BOOK SCIENCE
So this is how I die, laughing.
>>87417243
Yeah, Bennett's weird and kind of dumb sense of humor doesn't work in a lot of other comics, but it works here.
>>87415061
Stfu OP, liking this so far.
>>87415061
HOT
>>87415061
Love the cover.
>>87418719
That's for the Archie zombie universe.
I like self awareness as much as the next guy but you can't have it be on nearly every page otherwise it gets annoying.
i wish women would stop writing comics
Ok this is sexy and super fun, why can't big two make comics like this?
>>87423120Reminder that this is written by the worst writer of the Big 2. Not everyone's writing is built for capes.
>>87424637
Well, yes, quirky cute shenanigans are perfect for the Archie/Hanna Barbera universes, not so for the no-fun league at DC or quip central Marlel.
Even the young heroes are notthing but made-up drama nowadays.
>>87417205
(((You)))
>>87415639
I actually thought this was pretty funny.
>>87415061
I like art, but melody is the only salvageable part of the writing, the constant meta commentaries are really annoying.
>>87415061
This was alright desu
I'm sick of meta humour.
>>87427841
Don't read it the book then sperglord.
>>87427952
>Don't read it the book then sperglord.
You am not write good
Melody needs to be dumber.
>>87427993
Mad thing at just and read don't getting quit it.
Deflection idiot, nice
>>87427993
How much dumber are we talking?
>everything gets a modern comic reboot but not Jabber Jaw
Me and my friends get no respect
>>87428365
What does scooby doo that we neglect?
All around better than Jem.
And now I want to actually buy this comic. I used to love Archie comics as a kid. This reminded me why. It's just plain old fun. Thanks, OP.
>>87415061
Time for "i have nothing better to do with my life than to illegally post a comic on a chinese cartoon image board and complain about it."
>>87415247
I loved the way Frank Doyle wrote Valerie. Which was pretty much the way he wrote Pepper, but anyway, the Deadpan Snarker is always good.