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>>87401877

I would like to see Cyclops or any other mutant chew out the Avengers for interfering in what is Mutant business.

Anyone chewing out Jean Grey.

I wanted Foggy to verbally destroy Matt in Daredevil Season 2.

Bendis

>>87402038
Has Professor X done anything chew Worthy?

>>87402060
Fictional characters anon, not gods.

>>87401823
Sniktbub, especially after Schism

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>>87401823
Forgive me for a non /co/ example but holy shit this bitch. I know that the joke is that she is a horrible mother, but its painful to watch. I never understood how someone can grow up to hate their own parent short of said parent just flat out being abusive. This is how.

>>87402038
I don't think there's anything Foggy could say to Matt that Matt doesn't already know about himself. Sounds like an annoying scene and I'm more than sick of their tension.

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>>87402038
Emma Frost did it to Captain Marvel and Tony Stark during Civil War.

Cyclops did it to Captain American during AvX.

>>87402091
Led a team of untrained mutants to their apparent deaths at Krakoa.

Erased Cyclops's memory of the event.

Read X-Men: Legacy for more events. It takes place after Messiah CompleX.

>>87402153
What is she from/ who is she?

>>87402284
Mother from the Goldberg's, she smothers everyone particularly the main character to the point it can get downright weird at times. I wouldn't hate a parent like that but goddamn it is just a good thing she is a fictional exaggeration.

>>87402188

Unrelated to the subject of the thread, why does Scott sign his name with two runic S's?

>>87401823
And let's not forget how anally petty Brian is especially when it comes to pronunciation of certain words. Some people pronounce the silent H in certain words like whip and Brian just gets so obsessively anal about it. What's this son of a bitch's problem?

>>87402038
Alternatively, the X-men get chewed out for calling anything involving human lives "mutant business" considering their whole fucking MO is that mutants are still humans.

>>87402273
That sure was a great retcon to fuck over his character to lead directly to this shitshow.

Boy what a great decision.

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>>87401877
lovely

>>87401823
Glenn Quagmire

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>>87402284
She is the mom from The Goldbergs.
It's an abc sitcom about growing up in the 80's except somehow its pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n43fM2wdu5A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmb_kePrX_8

>>87401823
Timmy mother fucking Turner. You could do a 22 minute special of just him in a room with quagmire getting dumped on for all the horrible shit he's pulled throughout the decades.

>>87402038
>I would like to see Cyclops or any other mutant chew out the Avengers for interfering in what is Mutant business.
>A mutant shows up that pisses hellfire that can destroy the planet
>Geez Captain America, why are you concerned about this, the world being destroyed has nothing to do with you

>>87402543
The FUCK YOU QUAGMIRE speech would be a long the lines of "You were once the funniest character , then you turned into a rapist and now you're the cynical writer's Mary Sue"

>>87401823
Peter calling out Miles.

>>87403198
Actually, scratch that, either Kaine or Flash calling him out.

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Leo the IDW comics recently, he needs a good tongue lashing. Luckily Mikey has been more than willing to call both him and Splinter on their shit.

Also, Nick cartoon Mikey, for being just the worst.

>>87401823
Carol Danvers by everyone

>>87403198
>>87403253
For what? Miles is boring to read about, but he is a good kid. Why would Peter call him out?

>>87404134
Why do you think I changed it to Kaine or Flash?

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>>87401823

>>87404241
Ok, so what would he say? "You are boring and too strong?"

>>87401823

About every character in Dumbing of Age

>>87401877
You were on the Tenzin thread. Why are you here?

>>87404390

That is awful and wrong.

>>87404390
This is stupid and makes Gordon look like a bigger idiot.

>>87401823
There aren't enough comics with people telling Victor von Doom he's a punk.

>>87401823
>Magneto
>Kamela Kahn
>Yoda
>Darth Vader
>Kylo Ren
>Darth Maul
>Homer Simpson/Dan Groening
>Damien Wayne
>Rarity (Horse show)
>Sun Butt (Horse show)

>>87405150
>>87405307

No, Gordon is quite right on each and every count.

Your Batgod a shit.

>>87405453
>Yoda
>Rarity
>Sunset
i really think some of these characters you want to get chewed out for personal reasons instead of them deserving it anon, hell, i would also say kamala doesn't if just to see her get roasted by nova for being such of a bitch to him, for literally no reason

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>>87405707
i know you're shitposting, but you are quite literally the most wrong person on the planet right now if you think ANY of that is good

@87405707

Don't deserve a you.

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>>87404496
Flash already has issues with Miles. Also, read the OP, he said whether they deserve it or not.

>>87401823
I'd like to see Plastic Man get called out for being a rapist.

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>>87405782
>sunset=sun butt

>>87405876
And I asked what he would say.

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Preferably by an authority figure or someone she idolizes.

>>87405453
>Kamela
>Maul
>Magneto
I really want to know "what" you think they need to be called out on. Especially Magneto and Maul, seeing as how they seem the types to revel in whatever they did wrong.

Also, what did Yoda do? Other than exile himself and roast himself until Luke arrived.

Having Bob (Bob's Burgers) call everyone out on their insane bullshit would be so fucking cathartic. His autistic children (mostly Tina) and Lynn are a fucking blight on his entire existence.

I know it's not /co/, forgive me. But The fucking wife from breaking bad. She's such a selfish bitch. And people always say she's overly emotional because she was pregnant, well after she has the baby she still acts like that, and before she was pregnant she acted like this.

Fuck I hate how people can't see how much of a bitch she is.

>>87406283
You kind of missed the point of the show, he really loves his family and their silly quirks kind of lighten up his life. He's a bit of a weirdo himself and because of having such a repressed childhood he actively decides to let his kids get crazy.
That might not be your style, if you want a loving father with a vested interest in tradition, King of The Hill might be your ideal show.

>>87406463
Yeah, she is just dull, bored and entitled.

>>87401823
Finn and Jake to each other

Then they hug each other after getting it off their chests

>>87402869

If you're talking about Avengers vs XMen, the mutants had every reason to think they could control the hellfire pissing thing and that it would save their species. And fucking Captain America could have shown them a modicum of trust, given all the shit they've gone through together.

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I've always thought this scene was completely fucking retarded.

Brian is a fuckwit that needs to be told off for many reasons, but Quagmire is the last person that should EVER be in charge of doing it. Charity? Soup kitchens? When has Quagmire EVER been a generous or thoughtless individual? When has he ever been a shining example for the community? Hell, the time that he saved a woman from choking to death, it was on accident while trying to rape her.

Having the most detestable person in the series call out Brian SHOULD have made the message even stronger, but you know what? It ultimately took away from it.

And the worst part of it all is that at the end of the day, even if the rest of the writers managed to shit all over Seth MacFarlane's retarded self-insert, Seth will still be able to tell himself at the end of the day "At least I'm not Quagmire".

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This crying little faggot needs to man the fuck up and a good scolding and beating might do that

>>87406680
He's killed a handful of bitches, Steven's gotten kind of hard.

Mabel from gravity falls. Fuck her, she got away with so much shit and still had the nerve to shit on Dipper for wanting to pursue his own life goals rather than babysit her all summer

>>87402188

What a fucking cunt.

>"Why do you hate and fear us, you bigoted pieces of shit? Oh, by the way, here's a public declaration that we have a group of supermutants named EXTINCTION that can and will murder every last human man, woman, and child on Earth the first time one of us gets a bug up our butts about something. Also, we consider ourselves above the law. So keep an eye out for our next San-Fran bake sale! Kisses!"

>>87406463
Are you fucking serious? Her husband was putting her whole family in complete danger and making her an accomplice
She could have gone to prison if he got caught through no fault of ger own which would wreck the family, their two children's lives
Her options were
>help and be cautious as fuck making sure she and her children don't get fucked or murdered
Which is what she did, basically the most reasonably pro Walt action she could take
>gtfo
Which she tried to do but Walt chimped the fuck out and threatened her
>turn him in
Which you would surely hate her 20x as much for

Just because the narrative skews in a way where you want Walt to go buck wild doesn't make her wrong in acting the way she did. And frankly how could she stand up to the psychopathy of Walter White without being a bitch?

She has a completely realistic and reasonable reaction, you just have a boner for Walt being a psycho and want to see it go unchecked, which would have been a much shittier show.

>>87406623
Yeah, if Quagmire had been, like, SHOWN doing any of that in the background once in a while that would've been a bold payoff.

>>87406623

The point is that Brian is a sanctimonious asshole who pretends he's better than he really is.

>>87405453
>Rarity (Horse show)
What'd she do?
Didn't she technically get chewed out by Fluttershy already?

>>87406680
But anon, he would beat you. He is stronger than you and any other human.

He also gets shit done unlike half of the cast.

>>87406792

Yeah wow, how dare he try and deter the rest of the world from killing the handful of mutants left alive after the deaths of roughly 15 MILLION of their kind. What a dick!

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>>87402393
For a second, I thought it was the mother from Strangers with Candy.

>>87401823
SpongeBob SquarePants

>>87406973

He IS a dick.

People hate and fear mutants because mutants can kill you with mind bullets and fuck your daughter from two states away with eye-fired rape beams. That's why Sentinels exist in the first place.

Telling everyone that you are a rogue power accountable to no one and have a fucking mutie gestapo waiting in the wings to curbstomp the entire planet isn't exactly going to make anyone change their ways. They're just going to hate you more and actively look for more effective ways to remove you as a threat.

>>87406973
No the problem is if ANYTHING bad happens to a SINGLE MUTANT everyone dies. What if some little mutant shit lies huh? Your using nigger logic son

>>87407094

one of their top members is a telepath who can see if you're lying

>>87407093

Sentinels were built to murder school children

>>87402188

So if a mutant commits a terrorist action action in the name of mutant kind against humans and he's arrested we have to let mutants decide the punishment rather than the people the action was perpetrated against?

>>87407125

There are a shitload of mutants immune to telepathy, a second shitload of technological means of blocking telepathy, and even normal means of getting training to resist telepathy.

Sooooo... you know.

>>87406680
he would probably accept any actual criticisms, admit that he's not perfect, and proceed to make his own speech about you

>>87406515
Finn getting to fucking lose it on the awful people in his life'd be great.

>>87402168
Yeah, but it would hurt so much more to hear it from his best friend

>>87407093
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
They tried protecting humans and being the best mutants they could be for humanity: Didn't work.
They tried leaving, setting up their own country and just saying "you leave us alone, we leave you alone." That sure as hell didn't work. 15,000,000 to 200 is a really successful genocide.

So now he chose mutually assured destruction. You swing at us, we'll swing back and go down swinging. That sure did work for the US and Russia so let's see what happens.

>>87407166
Pretty much, typically because the human courts would say "Mutant so guilty, death by public lynching" as far as mutants are concerned. They don't trust the courts anymore.

>>87402122
You are contradicting yourself.

>>87407192
>make his own speech about you
>implying he wouldn't just ask leading questions until anon cried and needed a hug

>>87407250
That's the problem with comics.
Everyone has fucked over everyone else twice over already.
And it always goes back to status quo.

>>87406680
You haven't watched past the first couple of episodes, have you? He's not only hardened up, but is the only one getting shit done while the gems stew in their own bullshit.

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>>87407125
>Sentinels were built to murder school-children.

That's just not fair, just because that's what they were used for, and that's what they've done in the past, and that's the obvious predictable consequence of ever activating them again ...
... that doesn't necessarily mean that the bigots who built them with faulty logic hardwired into them had the mental capacity to understand what they were doing.

>>87407301
>You will never get hugged by Steven as he tells you everything is going to be alright
I could use that right about now

>>87407344
What actually was the purpose of making Sentinels multi-story tall genocide engines, as opposed to human-to-basketballer sized genocide engines?

>>87406184
Yeah, Erik's been called out on his shit before and he sometimes is horrified and then goes and does it anyway.

And sometimes he just goes, "So fucking WHAT, Charles?!"

>>87407372
Don't Sentinels range in size? I'm guessing it's different sizes for different opponents

>>87405707
"Okay James you figure out where Riddler's going to set off the nerve gas. Bullock can beat up hookers until one of them tells him, I'll just watch."

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>>87407125
>Sentinels were built to murder school children

They aren't the only ones

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>>87406680
>There are people who still don't believe

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I've always wanted to see Phineas stick up for himself more when Candace is bitching at him. They only did it maybe twice?

Not counting Mission Marvel since that was more him telling her off for fucking up helping the heroes.

>>87407093
It is literally a Magneto move.

Shit like this is why Xavier was secretive, and why Cassandra Nova's first move while impersonating him was to publicly expose the school.

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this is an episode waiting to happen and i just wish that someone, ANYONE would stand up to PB and just call her out on all the bad shit she'd done, either marcie or finn need to do this shit, it'd be fucking fantastic

>>87407451
And then the universe told him to fuck off because he was wrong for being upset at the girls for fucking up and endangering the whole world.

Normally P&F was above that shit.

>>87407509
I absolutely want PB to do something that finally sets Finn's vanquish evil-dar off. I legitimately think it'd be a good episode.

I mean fuck Lemongrab was basically Peebs without the self restraint, that's why he horrified her so much.

>>87407513
Yeah, that was bullshit. He not only had every rigt to be angry, but Candace continued to screw everything up afterwards.

>>87407509
>>87407536
Abso-fucking-lutely. The writers could even use it as a way to finally get him out of the funk they put him in and let him finally grow up.

>>87407509
But PB's nice now dude, that means all the fucked up shit she did gets sweeped under the rug.

Remember that time she nearly killed everyone in the fire kingdom and then fought Flame Princess and blew up a bunch of her religious artifacts and then it was totally cool because she said sorry?

Bubblegum is so fucking weird, they must have been setting her up to go temporarily full on villain but then never went through with it.

>>87407598
She feels like she's one of the writer's pets or something. The show went on too long and the fans are in charge of writing her.

>>87407598
It may be as simple as:
Once they played into the fan shipping of her and marceline, they didn't have the heart to make a lesbian evil.

>>87407891
He's been told off countless times though. It just doesn't sink in that he's gotta shape up.

>>87407891
He's already been chewed out by life.

>>87407865
It definately feels a bit political, but also AT's general fear of following through with its promises. We've had Something Is Wrong With Peebs for YEARS, Peppermint Butler even implying he has her under an evil spell in one episode, and nothing fucking comes of it.

Shit or get off the goddamn POT man.

>>87407938
Definitely. AT drags their feet on everything and I'm pretty sure they don't have any plans anymore.

>>87404390

Isn't the majority of the GCPD extremely crooked? Doesn't Gordon know that better than anyone?

>>87402572
>who runs like that
Okay that got a serious laugh out of me

>>87406720
>>87406970
>>87407192
>>87407331
>>87407437
You're all faggots. He's a whiny little bitch with a messiah complex and needs to get his ass brutalized.

or better yet, just cancel the show.

>>87401823

Isn't Quagmire the most disgusting and depraved piece of shit on the show? Why is he of all people chewing Brian out? Literally anyone else, except Stewie, would've been justified in doing that, yet you pick Quagmire? That's like Vader giving Luke a pep talk for chopping off the Wampa's arm

>>87407938
>>87407982
Did you guys read that Rolling Stone article last year where the show's creator/lead writer said that he was going to semi-retire?
That's the reason for the slow-down, there was one weirdo with the head full of magic, without him everyone else is scrambling to keep up with the quality and quantity that came before.

>>87407366
kill yourself.

>>87408142
>needs to get his ass brutalized
Jasper did this. A long time ago. For all of the problems there are with the show, this one got resolved.

>>87408152
that's literally the joke
why doesn't /co/ get that quagmire callintg brian out on his bullshit, out of all people, is the joke
yeah, not a very good joke, and it's completely ruined by the fact that the show plays it seriously, but still, it's not hard to understand

>>87408161
I feel like people overestimate how heavily involved Pen was with the show even before he left. He's talked more than once about how one of the things he wanted to do was find people who made cool stuff he liked and bring them in and let their own ideas be fostered, and considering what happened when he did leave that seems to be true.

Wasn't nearly as crazy when he was onboard, but even then things were fanning out in all directions.

>>87408152
The gag is that it's against type,
coming from anyone else, anyone with an ounce of moral high-ground, Brian's dressing down would look like him simply not living up to the standards of someone who is normally decent, but coming from the show's slimeball the disgrace is that Brian doesn't even measure up to ... this guy.
That's low.
And that's the point, Brian is hitting his low here. There's no way he can sink lower than being lower than Quagmire.

>>87406680
>>87408142

There's one in every thread.

>>87407372
If im a mutant version of luke cage or captain america and youre trying to kill me do you want to send things i could suplex into pieces or something that could crush me by accident?

>>87402460
that hasn't been the MO for ages

>>87407451
>telling her off for fucking up helping the heroes
That seemed so out of character to the both of them, both Candace being that eager to help with one of their plans and Phineas being so dismissive.

>>87407921
>It just doesn't sink in that he's gotta shape up.

It does. It really does. He just has no idea how to do it and then he gets scared, fucks it up, and quits trying.

>>87408417
He had a redemption episode. Actually made me like him.

>>87408417
Wasn't he already never taken seriously?

>>87406077
God fucking this. She's the worst kind of lefty. The kind that slams everyone else down for anything sensible, then sits on her morale high horse eating leaves and beleiving in something non Christian because she wants to be different.

Then whenever she was caught she would just cry and guilt trip you into going on her side.

This bitch needs to be slapped back to just being a voice of reason.

>>87406077
You mean like how bill maher humiliated brian that one time?

>>87408236

You're confusing irony with humor. The fact that you're acknowledging that the alleged joke is completely ruined by the fact that they're playing it seriously is the primary factor in why it wasn't a joke, just ironic. Stupidly ironic

>>87408247

But that's the thing, he was NEVER lower than Quagmire. Quagmire is the abyss itself, and even the occasional villain in Family Guy doesn't compare to him. Being the most annoying guy at the moment does not make you worse than the dude who's known for terrible things

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Or punched in the cunt or something, I don't know. Anything.

>>87407451
I just want the parents to tell Candance that they knew about the inventions all along, and they were more proud of their two hyper-intelligent sons, than some whiney teen that'll probably just get preggo anchored by some gangbanger and then work at McDonalds.

>>87407509
I just wish Finn was still a Paladin who actually went out on adventures and conquer evil. But no, the writers wanted to turn him into a dull sex fiend for some reason, and now the show lacks any kind of energy or direction.

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Always hated that Edd loved and cared for her so much, and he never got anything back.

>>87408566
Who is that and what did she do?

>>87401823
Mabel Pines
Also I feel like Bojack gets too much shit when the other main characters have done terrible things as well

>>87401823
I actually liked Brian up until the whole dying thing or a bit before it. Before that he seemed like a pretty smart nice guy with a bit of chip on his shoulder. Him and Stewie were the only bearable parts of the show. Half the stuff Quagmire is saying wasn't entirely true at the time but it probably is now.

>>87405707
Except Gordon of all fucking people respects Batman's intentions above all else. He wouldn't be the person to give that kind of rant, that's some fucking Zach Snyder shit.

>>87402572
This show is my guilty pleasure

>>87408639
they pretty much flanderized him, to being unlikeable, and a hypocrite. The problem is, even now, he's still more moral and/or smarter than many characters, but he's the only one who gets called out.

Also, I want Lois to get called out on her shit.

>>87408633
I hate her so much. Suck a spoiled brat. Get's everything she wants, always puts herself before others (except for like 2 "lesson" instances), and never faces any consequences. Also a bit off topic but am I the only one who hated the finale? The whole thing seemed rushed and unsatisfying. The show long prophecy amounted to nothing and a random giant robot fight out of nowhere. Also the only consequence Stan faced got fixed int like 20 minutes.

>>87408708
You're not alone, anon. Most people here feel exactly the same way as you.
Alexander the Hacklet must pay.

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>>87408454
and then based Snively put him back in his place

>>87408758
Really? I must just have not been here when people said it because so far everytime I've heard someone talk about the finale their talking about how great it was. Nice to know other people were also disappointed.

>>87401823
>Personally I'd love to see The Question call out Batman

The opposite of that's canon. One of the first scenes in Dennis O'Neil's Question run is Batman barging into The Question's home and berating him for being nothing but a violent, thrill-seeking punk using vigilantism as a macho hobby, not for actual good. And that's what spurs Vic to shape up and get into all that zen shit.

>>87402038
>I wanted Foggy to verbally destroy Matt in Daredevil Season 2.
Matt is a saint putting his life on the line to save complete strangers and doing his best to stop a ninja cult from taking over the world! Matt is pure! Don't bully him!

>>87408893
Batgod is really starting to piss me off.

When are we going to get a run where Batman is the one who goes rogue?

>>87408566
Oh geez. Becky, everyone is busy asking where you are, go back to your comic.

>>87408585
That is siblings for you. No respect but you love em anyways.

>>87408831
The guy is passionate about french cuisine, Gotta respect that.

>>87406876
I get that. I completely understand that.

But my point is that Quagmire is the last fucking person who should have delivered that message to him.

I mean, from the very start;
>You constantly hit on your best friend's wife
Quagmire does that shit even worse. He's FUCKED Cleveland's wife. And he keeps trying to fuck Lois and Meg too.

Quagmire is guilty of half the stuff he accuses Brian of, and owns nothing he claims to have accomplished. And both of these completely undermine anything that he criticizes Brian of. If anything, it only illuminates his own flaws even further.

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>>87409037
Im not respecting an easily exploitable weakness

>>87409108
Someone ought to take your hairs.

>>87409125
fuck off Julian

>>87402572

This is a good show. Kind of scary how accurately it describes my parents. They even have the details right. Like the cutlery are those colorful sets that were popular back then, if you watch the mom cook. It's a comfy show and the little kid actually produces the show. He'll occasionally throw in clips from his old home videos that were relevant to the episode at the end.

>>87402038
Oh... I think I got something for this.

>To my accussors... I have just one question to ask you and one thing to admit. My question is simple. Where were you? Where were you when our species was reduced from millions to barely over two hundred? Where were you when our children were being murdered by religious fanatics whose quest for genocide was almost achieved in one night? Punching each other in the face? Where were you when Osborn tried to give those fanatics what they wanted and tortured us? Why did you hide away and do nothing then? Where were you when we had to form our own nation? Where were you when we had to train children to be prepared to die? Where were you when those fanatics attacked us? Where were you when my friends were crippled, killed? Where were you when I had to give orders which killed my son? Where were you when I had to ensure the survival of an entire race because I couldn't trust any country to be fair or just? Playing cards in Avenger's Tower? Yet, when I try to arrest one of you for genocide, I am told that my actions are amoral. When I try to save my race in a manner that makes you feel threatened, you intervene? Where was the interest when we could have used it? And do you want to know what the really shitty thing is? I trusted you. I believed in you. I thought that we were comrades. Friends. I thought that your lack of intervention was because you trusted us to do the right thing. But now I see that it was because the children who were dying were not yours. That the lives that were being threatened weren't Avengers. You took the word of a mass murderer who has wanted to fuck my wife over mine and because of your actions, our home was destroyed, we were given power that we should have never possessed and went mad . But you have not owned up to anything and instead blame it on us. And this will happen again. I can promise you that. That is my statement. This will happen again and you will do nothing as you have always done.

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the fact that he never got called out on his shit HARD is a fucking crime

>>87402091

Professor X pulls precautionary secretive bullshit all the time. Like hes fucking batman or something. He has ways to defeat all of his own X-men on file. He doesn't want to just use his powers to have loyal slaves, but he is clearly torn cause he doesnt trust anyone and nopes the fuck out all the time. Bailing, manipulating, the promises he keeps. A lot of is to just..... keep the comic going. They kinda wrote themselves in a corner with his powers, but he is like a "watcher" and certainly is guilty of all the good he didn;t do. It does weaken the character a little. It does also go with "Im trying to teach you to do things without me" but like.... motherfucker you're here now, do more.

>>87408417
I'm still amazed the comics managed to turn the worst (Well 2nd worst when you count Dulcy) FF into the best one

>>87407057
Spongebob has been told and humiliated numerous times.

>>87406077
Hey, Lisa, you, fucking starfish-haired yellow cunt. Do you realize that nobody gives a fucking shit about your ideologies? You're one of the biggest elitist left-wing hippie parrots I've ever seen and you aren't even real. People on the Internet remember you more because you told Bart to get out because you're piss. They don't remember you for being the voice of reason. Know why? BECAUSE YOU ARE INSUFFERABLE.

Now, listen up, because I'm about to give you a reality check that could fund your children, if you got Milhouse's cock out of your mouth and put it where it belongs. You're only eight years old and yet you're as bitchy and preachy as the feminists who are three times as old as you. Maybe it's because they're eight mentally, but fuck it. Every single time somebody's having fun, you've always got to step in and ruin it with your PC cancer. You know that every time you do that, you get more people to hate you? Ever wondered why nobody wants you as a girlfriend? Gee, I fucking wonder. Even Colin couldn't last another minute with you after the movie.

Here's an interesting fact: Being a vegan doesn't make you progressive and forward-thinking. It makes you a piss weak special snowflake with know-it-all-ism. No wonder it's on your permanent record. Sure, going vegan will make you live longer, but at the same time, you'll make the lives of people around you shorter, because if they hear another word out of your putrid mouth, they'll grab a gun and blow their fucking brains out. Guess what? Buddhism's already going to make your life longer, maybe you can annoy the next generation with your bullshit.

"Look at me, I don't adjust to social norms! I'm vegan! I follow a non-Christian religion! I'm vegan! Stop having fun, it's against my veganism!" Sound familiar, Lisa? That's who you are. For fucks sake, I'm surprised that none of your classmates have grabbed your pearls and pulled them until you choked to death. Fucking cunt. Go fuck yourself with a carrot.

>>87407598
Didn't FP already call out PB? I don't think she took back or changed her mind about PB at the end of the episode either.

It was such a fucked up move, because despite saying that it was too dangerous for the Flame Kingdom to possess, the only reason it worked was because how nice FP was.

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>>87402572
Oh joly shit I forgot Jeff from Clarence plays the youngest kid on that show.
At least I think that's him?

>>87406605
In general. Avengers have saved the whole fucking planet, which includes mutants, hundreds of times. Do the Xmen ever thank them for that?

For every time the Avengers have fought amongst themselves/created a supervillain, the Xmen have already done it twice. If anything, the Xmen need to get called out on their bullshit and hypocrisy.

>>87407094
I'd say it doesn't make a difference after several recent genocides.

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>>87409627
Emma did it better, complete with visuals.

>>87408142
>with a messiah complex
Dude shut the fuck up

>>87408328
Maybe that's the problem

>>87410567
>Repairing time and space after an invasion from the Zodiac. Or was that the week before?

>>87410567
Didn't that occur in like 18 minutes or something? Not really enough time for the Avengers to hear about it and get there in time.

Also, the Xmen weren't there either, so i don't see why Emma gives them a free pass when she's the only member that was actually there.

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>>87410717
Aftermath. The X-Men showed up during the aftermath to fish survivors out of the rubble.
That's how Emma came to be rescued from being buried alive.
The Avengers didn't show up to save anyone.
Must have been saving the world over and over again for weeks, non-stop. Right?
And the Avengers weren't there at the Stamford incident, remember?
How much moral culpability are you laying at their feet for not being there -during- the event?
Of course, both Avengers and X-Men showed up to search and rescue in the aftermath of the Stamford event.
Scandalous how little the X-Men did, isn't it?

>>87406876

He kind of was back in the start. He was the voice of reason, but not infallible. Shortly after the revival, they dialed his "voice of reason" up to levels that make even Lisa tame, then tried to act all self aware about it.

Problem is, it should have been someone like Chris having a rare moment of non-idiocy, or maybe Joe who wasn't quite as destroyed by the character devolvements as the others.

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>>87402038
Beast getting called out and eventually ending in gruesome "apology" sex.
>[current year]
>Not wanting to fuck Beast despite his bullshit

>>87410967
>Problem is, it should have been someone like Chris having a rare moment of non-idiocy, or maybe Joe who wasn't quite as destroyed by the character devolvements as the others.
I think they didn't want to do that again after Chris snapping at him for complaining about religion and Joe trying to murder him over the sitcom.

>>87409812
I would have been content with just sneaking up and lifting him out of his chair then moving it to the end of the hall or something.

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Has anyone done this to Dobson yet? Only thing I remember was that rant to he did to someone that didn't like his work

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Ok it's /a/ but toonami makes DBZ quasi-/co/ anyway. Going by Buu arc here, from Piccolo's perspective


>What is your problem? How are you still not over this? You know if you were just a teenage rival I could understand your issue Vegeta but you're not a teenager, you're 42 years old with a wife and son. This isn't pride, it's an obsession. It's an obsession with your own feelings of inadequacy. Yeah I was obsessed with Goku too, and do you know how old I was when I got over it? Nine. I was 9 years old when I let it go, and I had a chip on my shoulder from the fact that he killed my father. Sure it's true that I got to kill Goku in that time, but I held no grudges when he came back, I didn't feel the need to do it again, and do you know why? Because I realized there were bigger issues out there and that my problems couldn't compare.

>But you never let it go, you just let it eat away at you like a disease, except for the one time where you DID let it go, and it was that revelation that allowed you to become a Super Saiyan in the first place. Then as soon as Goku became stronger than you, you went right back to feeling inadequate, and do you know why that is? It's because you're afraid, you're afraid of people seeing you as weak, which is ridiculous because you're easily one of the 5 strongest people in the entire universe. You let your fears, and your meaningless title as a prince of a kingdom that doesn't even exist anymore, blind yourself to the bigger picture and why? Because it always has to be all about you. It's never been anything more than your own selfishness.

>>87412078
Kazerad did.

>>87405453
>>Homer Simpson

Shut up, Grimey.

>>87405707
>Batgod

No one said Dick about "Batgod".

>>87406077
>>87408507
>>87410056

She's EIGHT, cocksuckers.

>>87408560
>Quagmire is the abyss itself, and even the occasional villain in Family Guy
Member the time when Quagmire wanted to kill the guy that was beating up his sister?

>>87412736
Then the show should start treating her as she was eight.

>>87402417
Scott Summers? Or did you mean why runic?

>>87410852
The one time she gets called out is the one time she was right.

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>>87410458
Yes he is.

I am not so sure about now since his voice obviously changed in The Goldbergs.

>tfw we'll never see Mabel get verbally assaulted by her twin brother

>>87401823
Aang chew out Korra in meditation time

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>>87414865

>>87401823

Brian got his revenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ_gadTV9Ps

>>87408708
That's because the show lead literally rushed the ending to bail on Disney and get a job at Fox with his drinking buddies.

>>87408645
Replace Gordon with Harvey Bullock and that rant's fine.

>>87409910
Can you name at least one of those times?

>>87415489
So transphobic

>>87410914
Where the fuck were the X-Men when Kang blew up washington DC and conquered the world?

>>87417239
Not him but when the dude got the Krusty Pizza without his drink is the first one that comes to my mind

Kinda unfair though since that's one of the few occasions where Sponge wasn't in the wrong

I remember watching "Seahorse Seashell Party" and having the most satisfied fucking feeling when Meg called out her entire family for being abusive.
It was short lived however when Meg thought it was a good idea to continue being the "lightning rod" of her family.
Fucking fuck.

You guys are taking this "venting against people that arent real" too seriously.

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>>87401823

>>87406680
Forget beating him for being a crybaby, beat that fucker up for not asking very sensible questions despite being a fucking child two gems from homeworld are is friend an he can't be fucked to see how different it is from earth, and that's the simplest question he can ask

>>87410600
This place really is tumblr

>>87403107
Well, he's actually turned more into a dick who takes everything way too seriously

>>87408585

SO MOVE!

>>87407598
>they must have been setting _______ up to go _______________ but then never went through with it
Adventure Time

>>87408893
>>87408971
It was meant as a transition from the hardcore Ayn Randian moral objectivist that Vic originally was, and to keep him from going full Rorschach.

>>87404390
In the end, superheroes are a fantasy of irresponsability in spite of how much they whine about muh duty, muh burden, etc. When real people do good things, they face consequence and many times they hurt their love ones or end losing them but a cape hero wear a mask for evading the consequences. I know about Parker luck but that sound more like teenage self-loathing

>>87419697
Shit felt so cash

>>87417239
Squidward tells him off all the time. Pretty much the majority of his lines these days are him screaming at Spongebob.