ITT shit that when you actually think about, actually ruins cartoons

>>87375666
Drugs.

>>87375666
Dude could have a gun for all Shaggy and Scooby know. They might be the smartest in the group
Also, them running gives the others time to do stuff while the monster is busy chasing them

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>>87375666
Because they're still dangerous criminals? A lot of those costumes actually looked like they could be lethal. Anyone remember the 10000 Volt Ghost?

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Why doesn't Plankton just disguise himself as a robot and buy a Krabby Patty to go?

>>87375798
>dangerous criminals
Aren't most of the time they're old guys?

how is scooby doo able to talk when dogs can't actually talk?

>>87375882
>old people can't be criminals
I'm sure a 70 year old veteran could kick my ass easily.

>>87375853
He has, I believe. A couple of times. Spongebob is almost always able to spot him. It's basically his equivalent of a sponge-y sense specifically to detect Plankton because he's so in tune with the Krusty Krab.

>>87376170
I'm pretty sure Fred could beat the shit out of a 70 year old man. He's pretty fit

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>>87375882
I'm not sure if most of them were. But even if they were, a lot of them were basically armed. Remember the Snow Beast?

>>87375853
Why doesn't he literally just buy a krabby patty. What's Krabs gonna do? NOT sell something?

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Why don't Batman just fucking kill him. Literally no fucking reason to keep him alive

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>>87376209
>I'm pretty sure Shaggy could beat the shit out of a 70 year old man. He's pretty fit.
Fixed

And I'm not even joking. Shaggy is canonically the most fit member of the gang.

>>87375666
Sometimes, they ARE monsters, they'rea lso still dangerous/using mechanized suits, that're still dangerous.

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>>87376193
He's actually tried to steal the formula while in disguise instead of just buying the Krabby Patty to go. Just buy the fucking burger and put it in that machine he has in his lab. That would solve everything

>>87376245
I think Krabs refuses to serve Plankton. I remember one episode where he was holding a contest for people to guess how many seeds were in a jar (something like that) and the winner would win a free Krabby Patty. Plankton tried to enter but Krabs refused so Plankton got a lawyer involved