Why doesn't Batman just put Joker in a virtual reality machine

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>>87356736
Because then he wouldn't know who the best gem is
http://www.strawpoll.me/11541881

But that was a holodeck program.He's stuck in a computer now and can't do anything about it anymore. The Joker is so insane that he'd eventually break out from mental power alone.

I doubt even Captain Picard himself could best The Joker.

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why doesn't Batman just rape The Joker

>>87356736
He did that in 1973.

>>87356801

Joker's five way revenge?

>>87356736
Because he's so KURAZY that the machine couldn't handle it and short circuit.

>>87356736
That's actually not the worst idea. He could borrow the machine Mad Hatter put him in.

>>87356776

Picard beat Q, that's basically the same as beating the Joker.

>>87356736
Because you should never try to build super prision in comics, is only invitation to disaster.

>>87356736
Because DC are retards who let Joker get too popular to permanently kill.

The state should've executed Joker years ago.

>>87356972
>Perchance to Dream, but with The Joker
mitebcool.

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>>87356736
I don't know why, but you posted the best Joker, and I appreciate you for that.

Why don't they put Joker in the Phantom Zone?

>>87358564
Better he not be in a position to interact with others.

Especially not crazies and criminals with Superman level powers.

>>87356736
>this is the fifth time we have escaped arkham. We are becoming incredibly efficient at it.

You are why we can't have nice things anon.

>>87356736
>It worked on Star Trek with that Moriarty program.
Right up until the simulation started degrading, like every other hologram program left running too long

>>87358564
he would find a way to escape and bring some kryptonian criminals with him

>>87356777

I don't want to argue with trips, but you can't just fix everything with dick

this seems way more convoluted that just allowing a different villain to kill the Joker while Batman is busy with some other problem

>>87361936
I fixed your mama with dick

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>>87356736
Partly the same issue as "why doesn't batman just kill him?". Batman is obsessed with the idea that he can save everyone, even his enemies. He doesn't just want them out of the picture, he wants them cured. It's why the Joker goes to an asylum rather then some maximum security prison.

>>87358875
>zod
>crazy
pick em

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Why won't you stop obsessing over the Joker, OP? All of Batman's villains are unrepentant murderers.

Even Catwoman now

>>87356736
Because Batman won't admit it, but he needs the Joker as much as the Joker needs Batman

>>87363360
>villains are murderers

isn't that normal?

>>87357091
>Because you should never try to build super prision in comics, is only invitation to disaster.

Yeah, these things always backfire. In this case, if Joker ever gets out, he may figure he's in a 'box within a box' and attempt to crash the system by sewing destruction on a bigger scale than ever.

>>87363107
Arkham has a better security system than Blackgate.

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>>87363417
No, you filthy casual.

>>87363578
Directly murder men, lead to the deaths and pain of women and children who lose the men in thier lives.
No, no they're totally robinhood like saints

You faggots and your boner for that gaggle of fucking losers.
Goddamnit grow up.

>>87361936
batman's fixed a lot with Dick

>>87363578
They kill people that stand in their way. Think the bank robbers from Reservoir Dogs. They just don't go out of their way to kill people for kicks.

>>87363611
He's wrong but the Rogues are an elder-god tier bad guy group.

>>87356736

Because the next writer will punish the previous writer for taking care of the Joker.

Any solution to the Joker will backfire horribly because the writers will will it so because they want the Joker bux.

Kill him? Comes back from the dead as super powered ghost.

Disable him? Cyborg Joker.

Phantom Zone? He leads them out of it through a worm hole only his insanity could see in the first place.

Green Lantern bubble in space? He figures out how to summon the rainbow light of CAH-RAY-ZE.

Nothing can hold the Joker because the writers will always think of some bullshit to get him out.

>>87363968
this, he died 2 times already in Snyder's run and now there are 3 around

>>87363968
It's not murder if they don't randomly murder people throughout their day?

So murderers in real life aren't murderers because they murdered people who stand in their way?

Wow I guess we should just drop all fucking murder cases to date huh?

>>87356736
>Why doesn't Batman
>Joker
Answered your own question

>>87363991
He has the ultimate power on his side-popularity.

Which is actually kind of appropriate. His "super power" is being a giant attention whore. If you want to finally beat the Joker you're going to have to get people in the real world to stop paying attention to him.

>>87364002
I never said they aren't murderers. They just aren't the "wake up, time to kill 100 people" types that Batman normally deals with.

Joker robs a bank, everyone dies.

Captain Cold robs a bank at worst the bank guards die.

>>87356776
Picard would kill the Joker in many scenarios Batman wouldn't

>>87357089
No, Joker would drive Q insane.

>>87364046
Most people would kill the Joker in scenarios Batman wouldn't because they don't play Joker's stupid morality games.

Normal people do not lose sleep over shooting the monster clown with a knife to someone's throat.

>>87363107
>>87363558
Also The Joker did get sent to some metahuman prison once, didn't end well.

>>87364060
If they had a bad writer yeah.

Otherwise Q would get bored of his attempts at comedy and send him away with a snap of his fingers.

>>87357089
>>87364072

the Joker defeat and tricked mxyzptlk into giving him his powers, and Mr Mxyzptlk is basically a Q

>>87364060
No Q would atomize his clown ass
Q literally only respects humans because of Picard ones with no tie to Picard that he doesn't like are going to be kill

>>87364072
Or just agitate him by sending him flowers and shit. Q is an ass.

>>87364087
Myx is way dumber than Q

>>87364087
Sisko punched him in the fucking face and Q just went away like the little bitch he is

>>87364080
Loeb jobbed Mxy out the same way he had Thor job to Red Hulk.

>>87364087
Would he even care enough to Doc Manhattan him in the first place?

>underestimating Joker's insanity

Q has never encountered the likes of Joker. Even Martian Manhunter can't read his mind!

>>87364121
Q is a petty asshole, of course he would

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>>87364025
Joker doesn't always kill. Take Morrison's take on the character, for example. Joker either only kills bad guys (members of his own crew, Black Hand, etc.) in it or just threatens regular Joes into doing what he wants without laying a finger on them.

>>87356736
why not have the flash slow down the joker's time to a crawl. Slow motion joker is hardly a threat and even civllians can out run him.

>>87364169
In 666 he created a plague that sure as fuck effected civvies
Also wasn't he hurting civilians when fake Bat shot him?

>>87364193
Joker's inanity allows him to perceive the speed force differently. He uses this to steal the speed force away from the Flash and commit crimes at the speed of light, becoming EMPEROR JOKER 2.

>>87356736
its immoral and shit, remember batman was against lobotomizing dr light in identity crisis

>>87356777
because it is literally impossible when both parties are willing

The joker is smart enough to figure out he's in a simulation.

>>87356776
>The Joker is so insane that he'd eventually break out from mental power alone.
I hate you for saying this but i hate dc comics more for making it true.

>>87356736
What tells you it isn't already the case and what we're seeing isn't Joker's imagination?