ITT: cartoon characters that make you go "wow, its like

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Sometimes I wanna die

>>87257929
Im so sorry anon

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>>87257562
And also>>87258767

>>87258036
fuck

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I used to be so happy......

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I legitimately believe that 80% of the human population must be purged for the crime of simply living

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before I dumped her.

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call me a fag. just do it.

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unfortunately

>>87259716
guano guano

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>>87257562
too smart, and I am one manipulative bastard
>>87259496
(^:

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>>87257562
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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>>87257562

>>87259802
I hope you're not serious.

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she really was a a selfish brat though

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>>87259496
>Not picking the obvious SU character.

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>>87257562

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>>87261292
it's honestly kinda eerie...

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> drive tow truck & a school bus during season
> literally fuck around, wandering and help people all day
> can play a banjo
> best friend is a larger black girl

>>87257929
The tragedy of Goob never felt like it was taken that seriously. Guy spent his entire life stewing in hatred because of his "best friend" that forgot about him as soon as the science fair was over.

Yeah he should've moved on, but clearly he had serious issues.

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I am an artistic cunt and I hate my neighbors, job, and have unrealistic desires set for myself

>>87258036
...ow

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I'm pretty much perfect

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I live in London.

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>>87261364
>not using a pickle/olive jar like a true patrician
Step it up anon

>>87261515
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>87258036
j-jeez

>>87261523
no jar I had would fit it all

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>Never taken seriously
>Tries to help
>Fucks up whenever I try
>Too damn small
>Everyone's comic relief

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decent mallcore

>>87258667
why do you look like my long lost twin, anon?

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> rarely heard from and can be abbrasive
> never really part of the group
> can't hold a job

>>87261814
Who is this character and where can I read their exploits?

>>87261396
i wish i knew you

>>87262036
Clementine .
http://terribleterribleterrible.tumblr.com/tagged/terribleterribleterrible
and
http://www.vice.com/series/habits

The creator hasn't update lately but shes still alive.

>>87261606
You gotta get a big one. Like the ones pizza shops get for ingredients.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkZXEf304ss

getting better now though

>>87261504
If you think you're Superman, you're not. Because Superman thinks he's Clark Kent.

>>87259496
you're a fag

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Literally me

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Ronney minus the fat is pretty much me

>>87261515
L-LIVERPOOL

>>87261396
You're beautiful
>>87263083
not her but
>living in a third world shithole like Liverpool

>>87258036
me too

>>87260024

This was me up until age 10 or so. Then the bullying kept getting worse so I forced myself to stop talking for the next fifteen years.

>>87257562
>self inserting

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My Ultra Lord is Aku

>>87258036
>>87258767
purple dude x carl but more carl without all the fat and the hair, but give me 20 more years and we'll see if that changes

>>87263319
There was a time where I tried really hard to act normal and talk less, but I just realized me being an autist wasn't ever gonna change.

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Even friends compare me with Peridot. I don't know how to take it.

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After he snaps at grandfather; this is me, only difference is I'm horny all the time and I'm middle-low class.

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>>87257562
>Being Jerry

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Kind of a slacker, just want to have fun with my hobbies instead of being responsible. Selfish but not mean-spirited about it, just too oblivious to notice when I'm being a bad friend.

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And I don't even own a gun.

>>87264057
Are you still in High school? You know you have to be over 18 to post on this site?

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>>87257562

>>87265803
Dude thats a pretty drastic assumption, you know there are people outside of highschool who have friends right?

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>>87265890
On this website?

No.

>>87265890
Bullshit.

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Only cuz I used to root for the villains in cartoons as a kid too.

Also intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humor.

>>87265890
You never answered the question I asked. That is what high school kids do, they compare their friends to cartoon characters. I am going to assume your a Sophomore by the way you responded. Close ain't I? Also going to assume Oregon, with you little attitude that you gave me at the end of your sentence.

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yup, pic related

>>87266056
>assuming i'm the same anon

sorry i should have said that i was a different anon

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Granted it's anime but holy shit, this is uncomfortably me.

>>87266087
I always assume I am talking to the same person. I treat this place as a matrix, I think everyone is just one guy trying to be multiple people. I think I might be right from the way you posted.

>>87266364
which pill did you take?

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>>87266399

>>87266399
None, they stop the voices in my head when I do. Doing that stops the people outside of the Matrix from communicating with me. I need them.

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kill me

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>>87257562

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Pretty much, feels like im outclassed in everything i do compared to other people from smash bros to running to talking to people and on top of talking to people being nerve racking i got this stutter shit that i cant even get any words out of my throat. I if you gave me the chance to be another person then I would take it in an instant

>>87261814
Same. Except her relationship hasn't ended in heartbreak yet

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Well, I guess I'm fucked.

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I'm not Muslim or even a girl, but I just feel connected with her personality.

>>87266056
College kids do that too.

Then again, look where we are. Odds are you probably didn't even go to college, much less have friends while you were there.

Showing a character like me in a cartoon would be illegal, as it would be considered a encouragement of suicide.

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>>87257562

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>>87257562

"I like my privacy."

>>87264528
>>87265748
good answers

>>87266710
Jokes on you, I am currently in college and have three friends.

>>87264528
Dear god are you my brother?

>>87258036

>mfw me on the right but even though I still want to hang out with my friends on the left they're too butt hurt that I made it to hang out and started ignoring me

i never wanted to stop playing halo and mtg and eating dozens of mcdoubles with you guys

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Except less outgoing...
;-;

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Instead of one sister I feel inferior to I have two.
Also instead of mom being a slow tired alcoholic shes a raging one.

>>87266977
Oh damn, I've been 0wned

>>87259264
tfw no Daria gf

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>defining character moment is totally forgetting the point of her first mission
>H I P S

>>87267369
Wow I came here to post the same thing
I even have the same kind of friends

Zephyr Breeze

Kill me

>>87257562
Shut up, Jerry.

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It's about as generic of an answer as they come, especially since he's right at the top of the list for being bastardized by memes and 16 year olds, but damn do I relate to Squidward a bit too much.
>only average at art, haven't improved in 2 years despite having all these big dreams about making games and comics
>uppity about my taste in weeb games even though it really doesn't matter at all
>express disdain toward people who are happier than me when I'm just jealous
>try to keep a good image, been lying to my friends about how I transferred colleges when in fact I dropped out
>work shitty cashier job that I hate
>don't call my mom
The only thing going for me is that I moved out and support myself. At least I've accepted the fact that I'm stupid and not that good at anything, hopefully I can wind up as Patrick by the time I'm 23.

>>87264528
Same

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>>87257562

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I said this exact phrase at work; no one noticed.

>>87270646
shaking my head tbqh famalama

>>87270970
>one's a Wojak
>the other is... just the character as-is
Half-assed at best

>>87259496
Faggy.

>>87259496
I've known a few girls like Amethyst. are you a grill?

>>87259861
So you're Asian

>>87270165

Literally and precisely me.

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Sad but true

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>>87257562

>>87259861
You did bang that really busty Pokémon, can't be that bad

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It's uncanny.

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Swerve - Me

Red Alert - everyone else

>>87267254

>thinks marrying have having children counts as having "made it"

You've just justified their attitude towards you.

In any case you sure as hell aren't going to find the time to do that shit now anyway.

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>>87257562
Clarence is literally me if I was actually unaware of my weird quirks or faults.

>>87261515
Boob Anon?

>>87262519
holy fuck dude, good luck to you...

I've smoked weed for ten years, I've been trying to quit forever, I shed a tear while watching this because it reminded me to load a bowl, which I'm smoking right now, fuck

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>>87258036

>>87259018
I bet you also are intelligent nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humor

>>87272413
Atleast it's not cigarettes.

I would post a picture, but ponies aren´t allowed in this board.
I´ll just say it's a pony NEET.

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It's too close some days I swear

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>>87257562

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>>87272117
For real?

>>87262819
>nO ProBalo
same.

>>87272912
Came here to post this.
Buy my book.

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>>87257562

>>87274486

Wow, you're fucked up.

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I know she's /a/ but I can't think of a good /co/ related character that reminds me of myself as much as she does. Also Ghibli doesn't deserve to be categorised with other shit anime.

>>87258036
what show is this?

>>87258667
I expected it and I still chuckled.

>>87274784
Harvey Beaks, I think.

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So very much.

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>I'm him younger
>He's me older

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>>87261515
On my way to London!

>>87274716
Implying you'd be better than even the shittiest anime.

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I'm also a miserable bastard who gets into shitty relationships and works freelance. I even went through the whole compulsive eating fat phase.

>>87275134
what did he mean by this

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Basically me.
Trying to lose weight at the moment.
It's not going too well.

>>87273571
Well, yeah. I wish I was as clueless of my flaws as he is; then I'd probably match his positivity and have a more outgoing personality. But I've always felt a pretty tight connection with this little goofball.

excluding the fact that he's a drug dealer

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>>87275693
forgot my image because I'm a retard

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Completely normal.
Nothing to hide.
Scared of ghosts (I run away every time there might be one)

>>87266434
Kek

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>>87257562
same hair cut, pale, feel in despair constantly

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That guy would be me, if they made a caricature of me and exaggerated some of my features.

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Ugly depressed bastard with a cynical streak a mile wide to hide my crushed idealism? Count me in.

>>87276476
I had an odd dream about him once. He slipped on a condom with the same shifting ink properties as his mask, and stuck his dick down a cold can of beans. Does this also apply to you?

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>>87257562

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Ugh

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My hubby is a big dork and I wouldn't have it any other way

>>87258767
Was just about to post this.

Carl is pretty much me but he's more of a sexual deviant than I

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>>87277086
funny, I find myself relating to both sadie and lars at the same time

>>87277255

LONDON!

>>87261753
I hope your joking

>>87267118
Tommy?

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>all these people posting Bojack
are you ok?

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>>87280066
no

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Does this count since it's based off a live action movie?

>>87271533
Im already a shitty wannabe cartoonist with borderline depression
I wonder if buying a cat would make me more like jhom

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>>87272413
I smoked for 6 years straight and quit once I found out I was going to have a kid. It wasn't bad after the first two days honestly. You'll be able to do it if you really want to, but that's only if you want to

Also am a lot like this NEET. Same age, same personality, same hopelessness but manage to be endearing enough to have people take care of me. Now I'll be taking care of someone else- it gives me hope surprisingly even if I'm absolutely shitting myself, at least I have a purpose now

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“Same thing that always happens. You didn’t know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.”

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Without doing any sorts of drugs, his high personality is spot on with me.

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>>87280066
I'm an alcoholic, self destructive, and manic depressive asshole who pushes chevron away who matters to me.
I want to die

>>87281515
>chevron
everyone*

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I'm this worry Wirt.

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>>87281421
I used to identify with Gamzee a lot when I first started reading (2011, I think). I gradually became more disillusioned and unstable as years went by, and my personality seems to fit Sollux a lot more. Anyone I ask says that too. Sollux seems cool, so i guess I'm alright with that.

>>87272117
Do you also touch women inappropriately?

>>87261814
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>87266056
College these days is just High School 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Graduate school is what college used to be.

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Me in 20 years at this rate.

>>87261396
Holy crap I'll like to hang out with you

>>87274954
please be in london

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except I have no bojack yet

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I am a despicable individual and a huge degenerate and wish for nothing more than the sweet release of death

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>>87280066

No. Im fine with dying but i cant do it myself. Its the pain of dying that im scared of

>>87266140
+
>>87274486
To some extent, at least.

There have been 195 replies so far, and a whopping 193 of them aren't about intelligence or nihilism. I'm proud of you, /co/.

>>87258036
what episode of Harvey Beaks is this?

>>87264057
It means you're a meme, anon.

>>87285436
It's all about the wording in the OP, word it well and you get a good thread

>>87277255
>a big dork
yeah i bet he is

>>87274954
this but with a penis

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>>87277255

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season 1 was fun because it was basically my family and school life when i was 14 but with magic

season 2 is hitting really close since Marco confessed to his crush in a very similar way to how i confessed and he got a similar answer

if shit keeps going like this i predict that Jackie will get a boyfriend but right after that Marco will start dating Star

right now im going out with a cute blonde hyperactive dorky friend i met when i was in highschool , i have no idea why she cares so much about a dork like me, but if things keep going well and we become a couple that only means starco will be canon

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but a 23yo

>>87285736
>>87286691
oh my

>>87287116
PLEASE be in London

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I look like this nigga.
I act like this nigga.
I even wear the same kinda shoes as this nigga.

Fortunately, I'm not yet in the "all of my friends are dying" stage of my life yet.

>>87277255
What's so good about being with a dork, if I may ask?

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>Goofy long-haired motherfucker
>Guitarist/musician with high ambitions but isn't really going nowhere career-wise
>Has been living off of the livelihood of friends and family for the past four years

Only difference is no giant waifu. tfw

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>>87279765
Maine

>>87286497
He's big all around, big dork, big guy, big brain, big belly, big cock, big wallet and above all else, big heart. I adore him.
I wish I could give him children

>>87288186
They're smart, they're generous, they make you laugh, they eat you out, they care about you. It's a no-brainer.

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>>87288720
Actually probably closer to this goof

>>87279899
>crumbling relationship
>alcholism
>had a gay secret lover while in relationship
>good paying office job
>people see me as respectable enough to trust

It really is a fucking mirror

>>87283253
>tfw no ace Todd bf

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>>87281835
I'm a lot like Vriska, in the sense that I would do anything to remain relevant, even forsake my friends... also like her, it doesn't matter if I do, because I'm doomed to either growing pathetic in a lesbian relationship, or dying in a way that makes everything I do meaningful in some bullshit way.

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Cant tell if the show is just so good that one can empathize with such a shitty kind of person or I'm just one myself

>>87288819
pls don't shoot your son

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>>87288909

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I showed some friends The Flash and they said pic related reminded them of me.

But if I could pick three, it'd be Cisco Ramon, Gene Belcher, and Summer Smith.

I'm 29.

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>>87289296
>man

>Fat
>In late 20's
>Everybody knows me as "Pretty cool guy who knows just what to say about everything."
>Don't show it enough but I'm actually fucking miserable because everybody worships the ground I walk on even though I'm not nearly as great as everybody says I am.

What character relates to me the most /co/?

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Damn near every Nedroid comic with Reginald makes me reconsider my life. I'm so similar to him, I honestly don't know how to take it.

>tfw as a kid i thought i would end up like Double D, but when i grew up I actually became Ed
I'm gonna go talk to my baby sister, fire up the toaster, and watch an old movie to distract myself from my poor grades

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It's /a/, but there's no better answer.

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>all these Bojack posts
at least you got the self-pity part down

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>>87276600
You've got some conveniently comedic ass dreams.

One of my most recent dreams was about a gypsy who sold pet poisonous frogs that crawled into your soup if you were an asshole.

>>87283253
I imagine you'd be like that positive person who tries to find the good in things but is realistic enough to know when a person is being shitty rather than just disagreeable.

Stay golden.

>>87261753
Be my daddy

>>87261443
Literally me

Angry and bitter drawfag with unrealistic standards for myself who makes me hate myself more and more on every little thing.

>>87265748
A way between him and Malakevin, the kid obsessed with dystopic science fiction...

>"The Singularity has started!"

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>be me
>be a vagrant
>have friends who want me to have normie life
>cant handle the normie life
And life goes on.

>>87258036
It hurts...

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A combination of Beast boy and Peter Parker

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>>87270957
It's okay, we know that Carl quote is GOAT

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>>87277255

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>>87288691
>big belly, big cock, big wallet
Is your bf Ron Jeremy?

>>87293907
marry me

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>>87257562
This is pretty much me. Except not an actor, and in my mid twenties.

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Yes. I've been trapped under the ocean for several months The only reason I still watch the show is her tbqh

>>87288691
Is his name Jim, by any chance?

>>87273885
BUY MY BOOK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDTwO0TlwOU

>>87288691
>I wish I could give him children
Are you a trap?

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>doctor parent
>helicopter overprotective parents
>no fun allowed parents
>darker skin
>likes short boys

one of the only reasons I even watch Steven Universe

>>87266084
Is this fanart or real?

>>87270165
after reading that comic I'm ready to kill you myself

blimp

>>87292822
edgy faggot

>>87272829
Nope, i just love killing

>>87258036
jeez

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>>87293955
A little bit yeah, make him taller, full bald, great big bushy red beard and you've got him.

>>87295097
nope

>>87295459
Am not although that'd be hot.
I overdid it with the partying and the birth control in my youth so now my womb is an arid wasteland. I went from an alt hipster suicide girl wannabe to a health&fitness nut to try to reverse the damage, also to get him from chubbyfat to strongfat(he's halfway there), so far no luck.
It's okay tho, it's not like every woman wants a child of her own and it's not like he'd make a wonderful father ___;-;___

>>87298928
>I overdid it with the partying and the birth control in my youth

You're just an old used up hag!

>>87271169
i wish i was grizz but i think im more like panda ugh

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I even have the deep voice and drinking problems

>>87286732
there is a girl in one of my classes that is so much like jackie its weird

>>87288691
>They're smart, they're generous, they make you laugh, they eat you out, they care about you.
Non-dorks can do all those things as well, probably even better.

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I HAVE BANGED HUNDREDS OF BROADS

INTERNATIONALLY

BUT KNOW THIS ! I WRAP MY RASCAL TWO TIMES BECAUSE I LIKE IT TO BE JOYLESS AND WITHOUT SENSATION , AS A WAY OF PUNISHING SUPERMODELS


also the unemployable thing

>>87292491
Yeah, maybe we should all hang out or something. We could talk/argue about the elections or something, mostly argue. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's all we'd do.

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>>87298928
ok i can believe the part about some girls liking big dorks

But a bald fat dork? how? what exactly this he do to go from just being a lovable dork you know to being a guy you want to have children with

>>87288739
AYYY my nigga!

>>87263629
As long as your happy

>>87258667
'Twas only a matter of time.

>>87300877
Jyushimatsu is a ray of sunshine that any girl would find cute

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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i'm a fake who says deep shit and act superior to others.

>>87302049
Hey that's me

>>87298928
Joy?

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>>87257562

Smoke screens!

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>>87257562
i'm afraid i'm a few years away from turning into this guy

>>87258036
>shirt literally just says "Anime"
So is Harvey Beaks actually good?

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>>87257562
I wish this wasn't the case, but oh well.

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Pretty much Ronnie
In every way possible from being fat to the awkwardness

>>87288691
Why is it cunnilingus such a big deal for women?

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>>87257562

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>fat
>biracial
>raised by gay mom and associates
>coddled to all hell
>good at making friends despite not treating them well
>has to be more grown up than the grown ups on multiple occasions
Yeah that's me alright

>>87283808
I'm afraid it won't take and I'll be stuck in an even worse situation.

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>>87264057
post your ass, anon

>>87267369
this is pretty solid

mission hill needs a netflix reboot

>>87304727
You must be pretty handy with the ladies.

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This happened to me not too long ago. She was still in the wrong

Poor old Charlie Brown.

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>>87304833

>>87304907
fuck you stop posting

>>87304907
>my brother is younger and taller

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>>87304907

>>87304379
Yes.

>>87304887
Consent is consent, man. I really doubt she was in the wrong.

>>87304946
>>87304963
>>87304965

I love you guys too.

>>87304963
That's a sitcom meme

>>87304991
But you can only consent if you're a person, and women aren't people

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>Roundish, chubby guy.
>Likes to fix stuff.
>Caring and loving mother
>Tries his hardest, but sometimes gets on the wrong side of others.

It wasn't until Soos's birthday episode where I really saw the resemblance.

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>>87266056
"You probably grew up in the suburbs, your life was great, mommy and daddy maybe divorced. Wew, that was the biggest shake in your life, probably the hardest thing you've ever faced. Other than that, life must have been a piece of fricking cake. You probably got bullied a little bit."

>>87269104
>Tfw I also have both of these traits.
>tfw also tall, and have a big, pointy, non-jew nose.
Wew, I guess I'm Opal.

>>87300877
>>87298928
this, explain you're self

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I related so much to this show after I dropped out of college. Had the same sibling, similar friends, was smitten with a hipster chick, etc. I even had the same name as the main character.

Things got better, though.

>>87258667
Fuck you, I laughed.

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>>87298971
Hey fuck you I just turned 30, I could still shit out a healthy baby or two. Yes I had my dumb slut phase and thanks to him I'm in a much better place now, I thought this board liked "purification".

>>87303762
Nope but that's a beautiful name, I might name our future daughter that.

>>87304573
Because it feels amazing? Because it's super intimate? Because very few guys go out of their way to do it? Because we like being told our pussies are pretty?
Gee I don't know.

>>87300877
>>87306888
I already mentioned he has a jumbo dong and he loves to eat pussy, didn't I?

When I say he's a dork I don't mean he lives in his mother's basement or he can't get it up unless I dress like one of his animu waifus. What I mean is he isn't the life of the party and his hobbies are nerdy, some of which overlap with mine, and some of which I just don't get(warhammer 40 thousand, I mean jesus fucking christ).
He's got his shit together, he makes good money and is frugal with it, he never lets anything get him down, always a smile and glass half full.
As I already said, funny, intelligent and generous.
He's always willling to try out new weird shit with me.
He exudes this "comfy aura" that makes being around him fun, I could be doing something completely lame like watching a documentary about peanuts or drinking at a wine bar and because he's there it's suddenly fun.
He's a giant gorillaman and I'm a tiny birdlady, I love that size disparity.

And he helped me improve myself, I eat much better now, I work out, I sleep like a normal human, I don't smoke anymore, drink only on social gatherings, no more hard drugs, I don't dye or get meme haircuts anymore, I got rid of most of my piercings, I dress my age now. My tattoos will remain tho.

I think that's it.

>>87304965
Holy fuck is this really Boco???

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>fat
>obnoxious
>my friends probably don't even like me.
>desperate for attention
Hey at least I'm not Australian.

>>87298928
Lauren Faust?

>>87308664
I want to softly bully you Anon.

>>87307806
This is pretty creative roleplay

>>87308572
Lol he is nothing like that outside of the videos. On his streams he and the rest of the crew are actually quite normal.

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>>87308839
My problem is I can't turn it off.

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im pathetic, likes puns and lost a girl to another guy

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The resemblance is uncanny

>>87308988
I get it. un"can"nny
Like a trash can

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Minus the muscles and the weird widows peak/receding hairline.

...and ankle wings. And pointy ears. None of those either.

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hm hm :)