THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE TIME I CAUGHT THAT INDIAN KID

I don't understand why all these weird nursery rhyme videos have millions of views and thousands of comments that are pure jibberish.

>>87252099

Pretty sure those are bots. There's gotta be some moneymaking scheme there. Don't ask me how it works exactly.

>>87252099
>>87252967
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>>87252037
JOHNNY JOHNNY YES PAPA

When will the day come, where Johnny just straight up admits he did eat the sugar and asks what his Father is going to do about it as he slowly puts more in his mouth?

>>87252967
>Step 1. Make Youtube bots!
>Step 2. Make a billion shitty flash and cgi cartoons using nursury rhymes!
>Step 3. Use weird characters each time to grab attention of internet, shit like five Hitlers on a bed.
>Step 4. ????
>Step 5. PROFIT, and live out your years at a Mansion in Cambodia filled with young lady boys for the rest of your days!

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>>87253889
>"Open your mouth!"
>Implying that you would be able to see sugar that has touched the inside of someone's mouth.
>Sugar isn't water soluble in the "Johnny, Johnny" universe.

There's got to be some deeper meaning to this we aren't getting...

MICKEY BY THE RAILWAY PICKING UP STONES

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>>87255759
OH SAID THE MICKEY

>>87254850
I thought Johnny said ha ha ha because he knew this. His plan was foolproof, and father could never catch him

>>87252099
Its a Money making scheme that makes money out of ad revenue. Youtube doesn't care since it still seemed like people are actually watching the ads, ad men aren't hurt since people are still paying to advertise tier product so the only ones getting hurt are the people who pay to get their product advertised.

>>87258003
Is this a fucking plot by M.C Pee Pants?

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This one is still the best 2 b h

>>87252037
but what about the time Lies got into your blood and genes?

that shit devolved into "pewdiepie vs hitler" and "funny trump helicopters and dinosaurs" to the point of being fucking creepy. Like, forgot Terminator, all evil AI should use that shit from now on.

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>>87252037

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>>87260047
That was funnier than it had any right to be

>>87258948

Is there one more not- giving- a- fuck character than that engine driver?

>WHo would win, Supes or the engine driver?

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>>87260047

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>>87260047
>the zoom in to the squinted eyes

Every time.

Every fucking time.

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>>87254850
OPEN
YOUR
MOUTH

>>87261091
HA HA HA!