Has anyone storytime Guardians? I can Storytime of pain "Everyone

>>87250136
it was great actually, for an issue where nothing happens, I enjoyed seeing Carol getting her shit beat up

File: pg 5.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>87250241
Yeah. I hope Captain Marvebuse will be an ongoing thing.

>>87250264
I miss when Gamora wasn't Drax in disguise.

>>87250264
>muh Thanos
Thanks Bendis

File: pg 8.jpg (3MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1988x3056px

Carol no. Let her have this. Ya tyrant.[/spoiler

this is the comic where "that" page is right? it's gonna be a shitstorm when you reach it.

File: pg 15.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>87250743
Oooh I await the shitposting.

File: pg 16.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

Guess this should also be called "Everyone hates Quill" also.

File: pg 17.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

Delicious.

>>87250511
>I'm not doing this right now
She literally says that every time anybody tries to argue with her on anything this entire event

>>87250264
>>87250318
I really wish Drax was the one doing this, it would make sense for him. Why does Bendis keep ruining Gamora's character?

>>87250867
I really hope this event ends with the entire universe hating Carol and her being suicidal. That's really the only way i'm gonna get any joy out of this.

File: pg 19.jpg (1MB, 1988x3042px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3042px

https://youtu.be/AkcL6wzCJl8

File: pg 20.jpg (3MB, 3975x3056px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3975x3056px

>>87250928
I just hope for the more womanly looking Murder Carol back, but I should probably throw my hopes away. I miss Brian Reed....

File: Bendis and things that never happened.png (1MB, 1907x532px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1907x532px

>>87250791
>>87250832
Fuck you Bendis, just fuck you. The way he writes Gamora is genuinely insulting.

>>87250944
>Marvel public agrees with Danvers
I wouldn't expect any less from a public that still thinks living in New York City makes sense.

File: pg 21.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

Oh hey Annihilus. Hey, you think he is still sore that Richard tore his insides out?

>>87251005
>Gamora goes on a rampage over Thanos
>Drax just quietly leaves without saying or doing anything
My brain hurts from all this rage

File: 1472968836489.gif (438KB, 239x282px) Image search: [Google]

438KB, 239x282px

>>87251048
>Queen of the Brood

>>87251048
I need edits of Brood Queen shitposting on /co/ on my desk by tomorrow!

File: pg 22.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

That's all, folks. Next time: The Guardians are forced into earthling hijinks.

>>87251048
Why isn't he super hulk fucker annihilus

>>87250944
why I can't handle all these gays and dykes

>>87251048
>Annihilus looks for intel on American Earth social media
Really? Really Bendis? You couldn't think of any other ways for Annihilus to get this information that wouldn't be stupid?

File: Hero of our time.jpg (111KB, 1639x922px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 1639x922px

Did you like it?

Why is this happening
Why hasn't someone stopped bendis yet

>>87251138
Because he's "DA BEST MAHVEL WRITER EVAH~!".

>>87251138
Don't worry, this is Bendis' final arc on the book. Expecta new creative team in time for the movie.

>>87251106
>Cosmic Marvel and DnB Guardians were the things that brought me back into Marvel after Civil War because they had little to do with events on Earth except to call out how shitty that conflict was
>Bendis writes Guardians then makes the team half-Earthling in order to ensure Earth stays a priority
>Bendis writes Civil War II, an event nobody wanted, and has his last Guardians arc revolve around them being stuck on Earth after being a part of the event
I want to vomit on Brian Michael Bendis' face and then punch it.

>>87251048
That wouldn't happen to be what's left of the Galactus Engine, would it?

>>87251198
>Expecta new creative team to be just as shit in time for the movie.
ftfy

>>87251298
Do yourself a favor man, go read New Avengers and Ultimates.
Ewing is basically doing the "staying as far away from hero vs hero bullshit as possible thing and instead telling fun stories" thing.

>>87251401
I already did. The only bright spot of this entire event is that Ewing is using his ability to clean up after Bendis to lay the groundwork for a future vent.

>>87251005
Murder Carol is vastly overrated. She's less shit then the current one, but that really isn't saying much. Overall Carol is just a waste of space.

>>87250882
That's probably how Bendis probably shoo off other Marvel employees when they try to approach him with criticism.

>>87251565
>criticizing someone far more successful than you

>>87251110
Thanos killed the super-hulk Annihilus. This is just another reborn Annihilus.

>>87251198
>this is Bendis' final arc on the book
IT'S A YEAR LONG MEGA-ARC

>>87251612
>Your not allowed to criticize rich people and politicians now

>>87251301
didnt have fangs and I think that maze is a crossover from something else

>>87251714
so you criticize the president of the company you work for on the daily? since you can do it so much better?

>>87251817
Hell no, but that's not what >>87251612
said.

>>87251499
Carol was awesome in the 70's.

>>87251682
It's not a year long, it'll be over by April. January will be the Groot issue, February the Thing issue, March the Kitty issue, and April the triple sized finale. By May you'll have a new number 1 where the five movie Guardians + Mantis and an Earther I guess will go fight dogfucker's Yondu on top of Ego or something like that.

>>87251301
Nah, don't think so. That's supposed to be in the far future. Also, Galactus doesn't have fangs.

>>87251048
>Annihilus the Annihilator
"Annihilus the Living Death that Walks" sounds way more badass, Bendis.

>>87253409
Who talks like this, anyway.
He fucked up both their names and inserted them in a stilted fashion.
>Queen of the Brood
>Annihilus th Annihilator

Also, why isn't Annihilus hissing his Ssss?

>>87250944
Why the marvel citizen is so moronic?

File: 1477488146071.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>87250241
I was hoping America Chavez would wreck Carol's shit again in this last issue of The Ultimates. Carol flexes her biceps, showing just how thick of a file Alpha Flight has on her.

If love for America to show Carol up by flexing her larger biceps.

>They're more like twice that thick, like this.

Then America puts those biceps of hers to good use and beats the ever living shit out of Carol Danvers. It would be glorious.

Bendis pisses me off having Gamora constantly job to other characters. We've seen that chick take on Thor and Thing at the same time in the old days.

>>87256877
But she won

File: CuMIGPDXYAIvoTo.jpg (97KB, 674x1024px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 674x1024px

>>87256981
Did she? What was her objective? Was it getting to Thanos or was she just looking for a fight? In the end, there was no indication that Gamora wanted to go back into the Triskellion for Thanos. Carol got "her was kicked" a lot in this story, but that's largely because Carol doesn't want to fight friends.

What I really want to see is Carol going into a fight and lose the will to fight because the will is taken from her because of s relentless beat down and not because she's fighting a friend.

I really want to see America Chavez do this. Too bad they made up.