Where's muh storytime

I want to believe there's no storytime because no-one has bought this pile of shit
I'll give you the skinny: Captain Hydra is good in it, Carol is unlikeable, Bendis is the worst

Bendis is not even worth pirating and Thunderbolts already spoiled the fact that they let Miles go anyway so who cares?

But I want to feel apathy today,I need something new to hate about this shitty event

>>87247939
I've already invested this much time and energy into this massive dumpster fire of an event. I need to see it through to the end.

My hatred for Bendis is a blazing sun, a super red giant ready to go supernova. I need for it to become finally transform into a black hole.

>>87247939
>I want to believe there's no storytime because no-one has bought this pile of shit
I'd like that for us anon.
Maybe if we all collectively agree it's shit, they'll just retcon it out of existence and Rhodey and Bruce won't be dead.

>>87247942
>Bendis is not even worth pirating
MARQUEZ FUCKING IS!

>>87247922
Yeah, I wanna shit on it. You all think it's funny to play with my shitposting desires, IT'S NOT FUNNY.

So I'm gonna throw an ultimatum, you fuckers better post the storytime quick or swear to god, I'LL GO BUY A COPY!!!

>>87248105
Nah.

>>87248113
Don't do it anon! That's what he wants. That's what Bendis wants.
He wants us to break down and buy his crap.
If you're gonna go buy comics, go buy something from Al Ewing.

>>87248113
There are a number of reasons why I could tell you that it's not worth it.

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>>87248105
>I read it for the art

>>87248170
yet that garbage event has been a top 10 seller.
who's buying it??

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Waning to read a Bendis comic, really?

>>87248105
Well what else does he draw?

>>87248206
so you have it?

>>87248105
No, seeing good artists wasted on Bendis's repeated panels is not worth pirating

>>87248199
Idiots who need gifts for other idiots.

>>87248206
It's literally just because we need to confirm how bad it is. We need to bear witness.

We have finally moved past anger into apathy

>>87248244
For the record, my anger still burns like a fire.
But I won't pay that schmuck.

>>87248189
Whats the fucking problem storyfag, I am a artist I like fucking art.

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>Civil War II can't even get storytimed

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>>87248287
>Civil War II can't even get storytimed because it can't even get scanned

>>87247922

Honestly somebody just scan the ending...80% of the issue is just going to be Bendis Speak about the end of the last issue.

Bendis' fucking pacing is atrocious

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>can't even get scanned

>>87248268
>Whats
>a artist
No shit.

I have unironically been waiting for this issue because of how bad it is, I sure as fuck ain't buying it though

>>87248324
I only kind of care about what happened to Tony.

>>87248541
F

>>87248541
that nigga dead

>>87247922
Scanbro already said nothing happens.

>>87248541
same, but we already know what basically happens, cause marvel cant into fucking comics and timeline. what ever fuck bendis

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>all these people waiting for the inevitable trainwreck
>the train is fucking late and we already know the trainwreck is gonna be boring
Does this event have any fucking redeming quality, beside the art?

>>87248189
Better than
>I buy it for the art

>>87248681
The art isn't even good. Although that Coipel issue was nice.

>>87248206
>sunglasses bros
Am I quirky enough?

>>87248578
>>87248612
>>87248638
Here's all we know for sure.
>he was in some kind of fight
>it happened on live TV
>whatever happened, it left some people thinking he could still be alive
>not every hero was there to see it

>>87248623
that's every isue, we're interested in seeing the fuck ups

>>87248767
that's the best thing that could happen to Tony, he's no longer going to be part of this ongoing shitshow of a universe. that's why I'm happy the f4 and logan are gone too.

>>87248681
He didn't drag Wanda into it, I guess.
That's kinda nice for a change.

>>87248703
>The art isn't even good
Bullshit.

>>87248206
To laugh at it.
It's not like we're BUYING it, after all.

>>87248767
>>it happened on live TV
Who did that Gutters page made fun of for putting TV screens everywhere to explain story to reader?

>>87248831
>I like looking at action figures posing
OK, kid.

>>87248681
>beast blames cyclops for something
>the xmen are absent
this two bother me because if we get one then then we can't get the other

JEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>87248896
Beast wasn't with X-Men for a while now. Ever since they dropped him off at Atillan he's been credited as an Inhuman for some reason.

>>87248896
Beast is a X-Man no more.

>>87248896
Hank doesn't count as an X man. He doesn't have an x-gene, he has a bitch-gene.

>>87248883
No Deodato's art is static and posery. Marquez's is not and he has some of the most expressive and yet non cartoony faces in comics right now.

>>87247922
>everyone wants the comic they claim they dont even like

>>87249058
I just want to shitpost.

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>>87249045
>it's the faces thing again

>>87248896
Death of X confirmed what we all suspected: Beast is officially part of the Inhumans

I NEED TO SHITPOST

HURRY

>>87249002
>>87249009
>>87249019 nice one
>>87249215
oh ok
thanks anons
love (you)

>yfw you get to storytime CVII before someone else and get all those (you)

>>87249058
Have you seen the previous CWII threads? Everyone was having fun there because of how bad it is. It's like The Room, but we can see it live

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What did he mean by this?

>>87249330
Now we know what'll Bendy write next.

>>87249330
BLACK
LIVES
MATTER
#BlackPower

>>87249330
nothing gets me harder than seeing everyone abandon carol

>>87249330
He was telling Danvers to go fuck herself.
>yfw the exchange was better done in Ultimates
>yfw everything related to Civil War II has been better in Ultimates

>>87248896
I'm glad that the IvX one was revised early on to get rid of contradictions or autowins like that.

>>87249330
Us niggas gotta stick together

>>87249399
That IvX one is shit though

>>87249314
Argument from authority. It's a logical fallacy. T'Challa does whatever Captain America would do.

>>87249514
Were you trying to reply to another post?

>>87249330
My favourite part of the issue is when later on Storm goes "I can't believe T'Challa betrayed you like that!" and Carol goes "Ororo, I can't believe you married that man"
Yeah, fuck that no-good Black Panther motherfucker, taking a moral stand! What a piece of shit he is!

>>87249514
>black man imitates Aryan übermensch
What did Bendis mean by this?

>>87249330
So...bp is gonna join hydra

>>87249567
so you have it?

>>87249581
he means the REAL Captain America, Sam Wilson :^)

>>87249446
"Things that are going to happen if the event is as predictable as we think" is worse than "a bunch of shitting on Bendis that is absolutely guaranteed to happen, so there's no point in making it?

>>87249330
>that expression of absolute heartbreak on Carol
Muh dick

>>87249641
Wow, either that guy is tiny or Marquez can't into perspective.

The inking and colouring is good in this gimmick but Marquez's Carol looks like a fucking Troll doll

>>87249774
Gimmick? *comic

MY FINGERS ARE ITCHING TO SHITPOST
WHERE IS MUH STORYTIEM

Or have they forgot to release?

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>>87249330
>the bitch also was responsible for breaking up the Guardians of the Galaxy
Has one person done so much damage to the super hero community in so little time before?

>>87249840
Yea, his name is Bendis

>>87249330
>>87249514

In the new books Carol says it was a political move to disavow her on the spot. Especially with the later talk about how he'd go full fascist or worse if it meant protecting Wakanda. This is just King Nigger saying he wants to be on the winning side and save face.

Also this is hilarious in hindsight because Captain Hydra gets to prove sudo-fascism with a light dolop of benign (no bully) nazism is not wrong.

>>87249840
MUHHH DICCKKKKK

>>87249861
Hi /pol/, kindly fuck off.

Carol might just be the worst character in Marvel.. And that's including worthless shits like Moon Girl

>>87248817
She was shat on in issue one though. I wonder why no one crossed that out, although at this point it really doesn't matter.

>>87249861
>not remembering that T'Challa's first priority is always Wakanda and its interests

>>87249840
Wait, why is Gamora pissed? I thought she agreed with predictive justice.

>>87250079
Green chicks stick together.

>>87250079
She doesn't agree with Carol betraying her.

>>87249113
when your comic involves nearly entirely things with faces drawing good faces is probably an important quality

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>>87249861
What? Carol is the one winning here, Black Panther is still going against her because even he's tired of her shit because she's quickly turning into a facist dictator. Fuck off /pol/, actually read once in a while.

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We just need to find out what the actual dialogue was for this page.

>>87247922
Word got out there was more than one black person appearing in the issue today and you know how /co/ feels about surpassing their one quota mark. Damn "diversity".

you will pay for this, /co/, no one denies a man an opportunity to shitpost

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>>87249931

T'challa is just being opportunistic but you know we're right. Kraken told kid Cap in his book about the subversives that seek to destroy our country. Rather than abject hatred as Cap despises we must focus on the removal of degeneracy in a united effort. People have been lied to, died, suffered, and are tired of the subjugation to a crooked system. T'challa will be purged because he's an opportunist and has little to no loyalty to anybody but himself and the corrupt system he sustains as Wakanda. As always the heavy heart must say...

>>87250079

Carol forgot to mention they have Thanos imprisoned.

It's 2am here! Jesus fucking Christ, I need to sleep /co/ who's got some scans?

>>87250364
Holy shit, please fuck off back to /pol/. For all intents and purposes, T'Challa is a paragon of the type of system you promote but you invalidate him solely because he's black.

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>>87249840
But the Marvel public loves her, so she's right.

>>87250483
What I notice about Carol though, when she accepts and knows she deserve to be sucker punched, she'd offer herself. She'd probably let Jen beat the shit out of her like she did with Jess.

>>87250522
Given Marvel public, that should be a sign she's screwed.

>>87250522
>fags and women

literally every time theres a crowd shot

>>87248002
The point of no return...
You need to let go of your anger and find yourself. Read some Kamala or anything else that is happy and not-bendis.

>>87250522
>no tons of piercings on her eyebrows and nose
Immersion ruined.

>>87250364
>T'challa is just being opportunistic

Of course he is...that's what he does 90% of the time. T'Challa is notorious for playing his friends like Chess Pieces to meet his endgame

>>87250498
Go to sleep, anon

>>87250563
you forgot to specify they're BLACK women, or should I say african american, I'm not sure.

>>87250522
Marvel public is full of goddamn retards. Them being on her side is a complete negative.

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>>87250558
Kek! Why do the heroes always need recognition from these retards!

>>87250589
Everything else this week was alright to meh, save for The Vision which was great. It was mostly tie-ins this week so I still had be reminded of just how fucking dumb this event is. At the very least, we're seeing glimpses as to how Ewing is going to, once again, clean up the mess that Bendis made.

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Story time of pain

Low quality cover

>>87250837
BASED ANON

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>>87250257
It's in the previews.

>>87250837
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>87250837
B A S E D A N O N
A
S
E
D

A
N
O
N

>>87250869
Wow, to his credit he didn't use as much dialogue as I thought he would.

>>87249073
honestly, me too

>>87250837
I LOVE YOU

>>87250837
FUCK

Files corrupted, better luck elsewhere bros

>>87250962
Nooooooooo

>>87250962
Are you fucking serious mate.

>>87250962
WTF BWAHAHAA THIS EVEN IS FUCKING CURSED

>>87250962
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>87250962
At least you tried

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>>87250962
YOU FUCKING TEASE!!!

@87250962
yeah right
you are not getting my (you)
fucking attention whores

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>>87250962
>they didn't see it coming

>>87250869
Keenan&KelOP.webm

I'M THIS CLOSE tO DOING IT

IMMA DO It

YOU'RE FORCING ME TO DO IT

I'LL BUY IT

>>87249578
>Steve
>übermensch

kek

>>87251035
DON'T DO IT, ITS NOT WORTH IT

>>87250962
It's so bad technology itself doesn't want it to be storytimed.

>>87249840
>Breaking up Bendisguardians

It was for the best, they were retards.

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>>87250962

>>87250962
YES

>>87251035
DON'T FUND BENDIS' ADDICTION ANON

>>87251035
NO NO NO NO just wait, it will eventually drop, calm down.

>>87251064
wtf anon

I'd read that

>>87250522
If these fags are praising you, then you're probably in the wrong.

>>87250837
You know, we could all be reading New Avengers and Ultimates right now.

>>87251162
>implying I am not doing just that.
>Reed Richards, the Holistic Man

>>87251162
Already did that. Got most things on my pull list read already. Just waiting to shit on this and for one other comic to get ripped

>>87251231
Actually, waiting for 3 more comics

>>87250522
Marvel civilians are notrious jackasses soooo carol is fucked

>>87251162
Done and done. Did not satisfy my shitposting quota. I need this in particular.

>>87251271
>carol is fucked
implying she isn't already ever since this whole event started

>>87250136

For those who want some Bendis.

>>87251408
thanks, I think

>>87247922
just need the fatbeards to stop tickling each other's taints and upload the fucking thing.

>>87250498
holy shit, it's 3am. Still no storytime? What is happening. I wanna laugh at what is happening

If I get dubs I'll buy it.

>>87251555

>>87251650
YESH!

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>>87248171

>>87249330
>see? if you oppose a woman, you are literally a nazi or helping nazis disguised as american champions
>moral of the story: never doubt a woman or you are a nazi. And vote for her

>>87251064
>Dong Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>87250962
SCREENCAP

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>>87248863
That was Waid, he did a guest comic.

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>>87253949
Also.