>You know, If I was an X-man, I'd have to be Cyclops

>>You know that Dr. Strange cured what ailed me.
>>Oh? And what's that?
>>The desire to see another MCU film!
>>DOHOHOHOHOHO!

>You know, Wolverine and Deadpool can't be the only mutants with super healing powers
>Whys that
>Because that abomination of a franchise keeps coming back too.
>Dohohohoho!

bump for OP

>ya know why suicide squad was so succesful?
>why
>because everyone cant wait to kill themselves after the film
>DOHOHO

bumping for keks

that wasnt funny

>Beast is the worst x-man ever
>how do you fig-
>JJJEEEEEEEAAAAANNN!!!
>dohoho

>>87237087
Neither was your mom when you dad almost pulled out, DO HO HO HO

> Waldorf, if you were a comic character I'd want you to be Blackbolt
> Why? He doesn't talk.
> EXACTLY

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>>87234462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6nluCSvfuw

>Man Id sure hate to be a comic character in one of these events
>You worried you'll be killed off
>Id be worried Id be brought back
>DOHOHO

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>>87237245
Legit

> You know seeing Batman V. Superman in theaters could have been a lot worse.
> How's that?
> They could have made us watch it twice.

>I've had it with you, bub! I'll cut you!
>i don't understand, Waldorf! I haven't done anything to you!
>you ate my snikters!!
>dohohoho

I cant think of any and now im depressed

>>87237753
>That sounds familiar.
>What do you mean?
>I think that's the usual response to "Which X-Men movies are good?"
>DOHOHOHOHO!

>>87237303
Fucking humour man, how does it work?

>>87237818
That's a pretty spot on Staler and Waldorf gag, in fact I think they just replaced "This episode's show" with "Batman vs Superman in theaters."

>Remember House of X?
>Wasn't that where Scarlet Witch goes "No more mutants?"
>Yeah, but it was so bad she may as well have said "No more readers!"
D'OHOHOHO!

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I tell you, I get no respect. The other day I was waiting in line at the bank and Killer Croc bursts in to rob it. He let me leave, said he didn't want'a screw with one of his own kind!

>>87237818
> Easy, it works the same way as Marvel reboots.
>Poorly!
>dohoho

>>87238311
Last week I bumped into death in the street. I got down and begged not to go, and she said, "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is I'm not here for you."
I ask her, "What's the bad news?"
She says, "I'm here for your act."
No respect at all!

>did you know that wonder woman has a brother? he's one of the strongest heroes because he lifts so much!
>no way! how would he have been allowed on Thymiscera??
>wonder bra
>tomatoes and vegetables get thrown

>>87234462
That doesn't make sense. If you were Cyclops you'd still have to be in the comic.

>>87237057
>>87237245
These are good.

>>87238398
I genuinely had a giggle, m8

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>>87237245
10/10 friend

>>87238311
Read this in his voice, dammit.

>>87239317
Anyone have the /tg/ one about dragons? That was good Dangerfield.

anyone remeber the loss one?

>>87239496

last time it was dead on arrival

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>>87239496

>>87234462
>I hear the new writers gave Thor's girlfriend his hammer
>if I were in charge, Id give a different weapon
>whats that?
>The axe!

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Whats up with Spider-man?

>>87238593
My fav so far

>>87240243
>not Superman

ya had one shot and blew it hard than Monica Lewenski

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>>87237245

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>>87234462
>The ending of Gravity Falls sure was sad.
>Really? Which part?
>The part where Stan got his memories erased while I still have to remember everything in the episode!
>DOHOHOHO!

>>87240858
>Randy Savage probably won't be coming back

>>87234801
kek.

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>>87239356
This one?