Hank Hill replaces the father of the MC of the last cartoon you

well the hidden leaf village is probaly fucced

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>>87227565
Hank was a monk
Hank died over 100 years ago

Nothing changes.

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>>87227565
>Hank Hill is Goku
Bwaah!

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>"Ah sell quintessence, and quintessence accessories."
> "Dangit Zarkon! I'm gonna kick your ass!"

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>>87227868

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>>87227565
>Hank Hill in RWBY

>Listen here Ruby. I know using dust to power your weapons is the "cool thing" to do now a days. That being said nothing gets you home like a clean burning, propane powered sniper scythe I tell ya hwhat.

>>87227565
So he becomes Bob's Dad?

He and Bob would probably have never had that falling out so long as Bob showed genuine love for beef and cooked with propane.

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>>87227565
>Joe chill tries to rob Hank Hill and Martha Hill
>Hank instead kicks Joe Chill's ass ala Flashpoint just without the blood
>Bruce grows into a fine respectful texan man
>Gotham goes to shit without batman
wow, really made you think doesn't it

>Hank as Josuke Higashikata's dad.

Does Josuke live in Arlen or does Hank live in Japan?

>>87227868
>gohan/goten
>main characters
Maybe in one of the movies

>>87228209
Would it be Hank's Brother?

>>87228272
I mean, it's no fun if Hank died years ago fighting Frieza though.

>>87228292
Have you not seen how much Bandai and Toei love Bardock right now?
They put him on par with SSJ4 Gogeta in DBO.

>>87228122
>Bob showed genuine love for beef
Sure.
>and cooked with propane.
>tasteless, flavorless propane
Well shit. RIP their relationship.

>Hank is his own father
>Yep
>Yep

>>87228050
kek

>>87227868
You mean Grandpa Gohan.

>>87228292
No he just goes back in time to start the super propanic legend.

>>87228279
Yes.

And Cotton replaces Joseph...

>>87228398
Bob uses a flat top anyway. He probably doesn't care what it's heated with so long as it heats evenly and keeps the juices inside.

>>87228581
>Cotton replaces Joseph
NOTHING
CHANGES

>South Park
So he becomes Stan's dad? So Stan just gets an actual father figure?

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Not that I don't like you and all, mister, but... Can I have my favorite dad back?

>>87228292
>Frieza, I gonna kick your ass!

>>87228209
No, Joseph is Josuke's dad so Hank would replace Joseph

I'm now picturing a young Hank during Battle Tendency kek thanks anon

>>87228725
Personally, I'm picturing Part 6 with Gio and Bobby and Hank as Dio

>>87227700
How did monks have children? Aren't they forbidden from having sex? On that note, why did they only ever show one female air nomad that lived 500 years ago?

>>87227565
>family guy
Well, he won't abuse Meg. But he'd probay hate being married to Lois.

>>87228784
Depends on the religion and sect the monks belong to. Also people can have children and then become a monk afterwards, again depending on the religion and sect.

>>87228784
Isn't there a group of monks that once year go into the city, get drunk,gamble,smoke, and just generally sin one week of the year because it helps ease the stress of having to live a monk life style?

>>87227565
>Adventure Time
I wonder what Hank would think of Finn. Probably want him to get rid of that goofy hat but I bet Hank would be happy Finn's so physically active unlike Bobby.

>>87228643
Well, except that Josuke has a father that's been around.

It's just his cantankerous American grandfather shows up one day and starts beating up his friends when they look at him funny.

"Don't you look at me like that you damn tojo! I killed your grandfather!"

>>87228812
at least he´s going to make chris somewhat useful

Bart is going to get his ass kicked a few times, I assume.

>>87228840
IIRC, all air nomads are airbenders. So it's definitely a case of genetics. The male monks of the north and south temples bang the females of the east and west, probably out of duty, and not so much out of love, then, depending on whether the babby is male or female, gets put into the appropriate temple under the guardianship of someone who isn't their parent.

>>87228970
I think that's the amish. They have this rite of passage where they go into civilization, bang, do drugs, and experience tech, and if they come back, their true amish, and if they don't their basically pariahs. Not sure thought, that can be total BS.

>>87228784
They probably all just pair off, breed and then go back to normal.

>>87230137
The Amish have a thing where once their children become of age they're allowed to go out into the world to see what it has to offer. After that they have the choice to either return to the Amish community and live that lifestyle or stay in the outside world. Most choose to go back.

>>87230137
I don't think they're pariahs if they don't come back, they're just not allowed to join the Church/Community.

>>87229234
>Homer chokes Bart out every day
>Hank has never once actually kicked Bobby's ass
really makes you think

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>Bob's Burgers
(Guess that makes him Bob(by) Hill)
>He slowly but surely goes insane with the asinine children and actually considers divorce with this very drunkard provocative and insane woman.

Kinda makes me sad.

>>87229234
I'm pretty sure Hank will ship a delinquent like him to boot camp

>>87230137
Genetics is an overly reductionist way of looking at it

It's more likely something to do with spiritual development or what have you

>>87230137
>>87230224
They're not SUPPOSED to leave

Rumspringa among the Amish is just the period of adolescence itself. It's at the point where the young aren't yet formally bound by the church's code of conduct but are considered adults, so they can do a lot of things that wouldn't normally be allowed and people will just sort of turn a blind eye to it. That includes leaving the community and seeing the world, but it's not something that is expected or common from my understanding. They're just not punished for it as harshly as they would be as "proper" adults

>>87230484
If he can put up with Peggy, he can put up with anything. Still, Tina would make him uncomfortable all the time.

Hank is Ezra Bridger? That would be difficult to imagine, seeing he has a wife and kids and is older than Jarrus. But, i could see the Empire putting putting the clamps to the propane business to the point where he cant support his family, and that's when it gets bad.

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>>87227868

>>87227868
Just imagine his lines!
>You're gonna need those Dragon Balls to wish for a new ass after I'm done kickin it I tell ya what!
>Alright that's it, I'm gonna Kaio-kick your ass!
>I'm gonna channel all those people's energy into my foot so I can kick your ass straight through to Other World!
>I sell capsules and Capsule Corp accessories.

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>>87234168
>You're gonna need those Dragon Balls to wish for a new ass after I'm done kickin it I tell ya what!

10/10

>Star Vs.

he'd probably love the fact that Star is physically active but wouldn't be able to relate to her energetic personality and all the monster fighting stuff

he'd also probably hate doing royal business but then again he could just have more "royal speeches"

>>87227565
Hank Hill as...Hank Hill.

Yu yu hakusho

Is Hank Raizen now, or Yusuke's absent father?

>>87228209
>>87228725
> Hank Hill's Humorous Happenstance: Strickland Crusaders.

>>87227565
Batman TAS, would Hank be a millionaire like Thomas? If that's the case nothing changes, he still dies and Bruce uses his millions the same.
If he is middle class then Bruce turns out closer to a normal person cause he doesn't have the resources to indulge in saviour fantasies, or using cartoon logic just a Batman that focuses even more on strategy and detective skills than in tech.

>>87228682
I'm more trying to figure out Rose and Hank.
What brings the two of them together if its not music?

>>87228145
>>Gotham goes to shit without batman

Goes? Gotham was a shit hole from the word Go

>>87235498
>Implying it isnt the love of clean burning propane

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>Gumball
I'm just happy Nicole finally has a decent husband.

>>87236189
Can she deal with a husband with no ass?

>>87235498

I feel like you could easily say that Hank just has a natural, unique charisma that makes him irresistible...

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