What are the weirdest deaths in comic books? Preferably

Death by monkeys.

>>87222909
Boco's dead!?

>>87222909
Death by irradiated jizz.

Death by selectively applying real world physics.

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>>87222909

peter?

>>87222949
>Boco
>have sex twice

>>87223135
I wonder if Batman has an anti-hulk arrow too

>>87223250
Beat me to it

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>>87223250
also because fuck you

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>>87223279
Seriously, Injustice is gold miner of dumb ded

>>87222909
Wasp getting devoured

>>87223515
She drowned before getting eaten, senpai.

>>87223135
Where did the arrow even hit? At first it looks like a headshot, but the image below looks like a ches/back shot? Eh...

>>87222909
Nothing tops Hawkeye's death by stupidity

>>87223640
>NOT LIKE THIS
LIKE THIS

Truly the stupidest 'completely avoidable' death I've seen.

>>87223588
The second panel is a little weird, but it's being fired from behind and looks like it's hitting Banner in the spine, hence the arching he's doing in the second panel. Except then the second-to-last has the arrow in his head. I think they weren't sure themselves.

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Death by psychadelic backrounds

>>87223250
I was waiting for this.

>>87223640
>>87223672

Can somebody post the page? I honestly haven't seen it.

>>87222909

>clothes horse

What the fuck is that? Why don't british people have closets?

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This one was pretty up there.

>>87225239
American here. Never knew it was called a "clothes horse" but I bought one specifically to hang up my delicate clothes that say "hand wash only. lay flat to dry" on the care instructions. My older sister had and used it for that too, and my mom. I think it's mostly good for drying women's clothes, like bras.

I haven't seen anyone else use it in place of a closet, except for me. I started using mine in place of a closet a little bit back when I moved to a place where my bedroom has no closet. I still use it for drying, too.

>>87225239
British people don't use dryers. It's fucking retarded, especially in a country that has rain every other day.

Dr. Druid became a long haired hippie before he died in a dumpster fire. Warren Ellis at his finest.

>>87223279
>alfred beats up superman
>gets killed by zsasz
what

>>87226369
Alfred didn't have his Ovaltine that time around.

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press F to pay respects

>>87226445
You had ONE job Ch'p.
F

>>87222949
Unfortunately no.

>>87226445
every page of that series made my eyes want to throw up

>>87222909
Sand inflation

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>>87226445
A truck, just like my animes

>>87222909
I feel bad for that guy, he has a horrible but hilarious death but no-one notices because the next day the twin towers are destroyed

>>87227531
That was in 2011 you donut, not 2001.

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>>87227841
Two more pages because they look silly.

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>>87227900

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>>87227793
>>87227818
>>87227841
>>87227875

....Why didn't he just take his back sack off?

>>87223135
I already forgot that happened.

>>87227948
Because dying while trying to take your back sack off would have looked even dumber and more pathetic

I guess the death itself isn't weird (shot during a poker game) but what happened to Jonah Hex's corpse in The Last Bounty Hunter is pretty odd. They stuffed him and put him on display. The stuffed body even shot someone later. Great comic, by favorite western of all time.

>>87227948
>>87228080
Its a quiver, holy shit

>>87228838
Yeah it's probably shaking pretty badly.

That time Ultimate Hawkeye killed a room full of guards via throwing his fingernails comes to mind

>>87227948
because Bendis needed to make people hate Wanda.

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Technically he's not dead here, but he ends up dying because "So sad he turned off his healing powers after he betrayed everyone."

Also the bus explosion. Because all the X-men and sentinels guarding the place can't stop a rocket launcher.

>>87223279
Alfred got killed by the one supervillain that isn't working for Batman?

>>87227818
tjank you