Deadpool is the most gay character in comics. Prove me wrong.

Batman.
/thread.

>>87152007
He's bi.

He is quite gay for Cable, but he also fucked a lot of women.

I'm sure there are gayer characters in comics.

>>87152007

He has literally never fucked a man while he is shown as everyman and uses gay banter as a way of making his enemies and friends uncomfortable.

he turned death into a woman. His list of who he can fuck literally jokes about turning men into women. if he was gay he wouldn't need that at all.

He is probably the least gay if we're talking about so progressive marvel that needs to gender bend and race bend characters

I don't know about most gay. Midnighter exists. And as far as I'm aware, Wade hasn't fucked any men. Seemed super gay with Cable, clearly has a thing for Spider-Man (can't tell if it's a joke or not thanks to inconsistent writing), but most gay is a stretch.

>>87152208
>he turned death into a woman.

What?

All I know is that I'm sick of him being spammed.

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>>87152300

Well unless i'm mistaken, celestial forces do not have a natural 'sex' so.. as an example death would just be a formless entity that takes shape when presenting itself to a character.

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>>87152300

What if OP was using the 12 year old middle schooler meaning of gay? As in, Deadpool is the worst character in comics.

That would still be wrong though, since modern Harley Quinn deserves that title.

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>>87152300

death is an actual entity in the universe and wants to fuck DP.

>>87152454

He could be but it still gives me an excuse to post dp stuff.

>>87152007
Deadpool is the most gay, most straight, most bisexual, most genderqueer, most transgendered, most asexual character in comics. At the same time.

>>87152033
Isn't he pansexual?

>>87153051

Has he ever fucked a pan?

>>87152453
4U

>>87153088
I wouldn't put it past him.

>>87153088
I think it'd be easier to list what Deadpool hasn't fucked.

The void, and Death. At best, Deadpool and Death snuggle together for a bit and then Death jerks Deadpool off. The two say they love each other, and go their separate ways until the next time they'll meet.

>>87152406
>>87152453
>>87152505
Mistress Death has been a thing since the 70's, long before Deadpool.

>>87152007
Extraño. Try harder, you casual.

>>87153185

Bro imagine infinite vacuum head mistress death could give you, its long your dick disappears but it doesn't at the same time.

>>87153223

I know but I assume mistress death is still just death which means its an entity woven into fabric of the universe meaning it is an entity in perception only and not actually a busty woman running around.

>>87152007
Northstar has fairy ears, is so light in his loafers that he literally floats, has "smeyes", enjoys sexual encounters with his fellow males,
and the most gay thing about him: he's a celebrity Canadian professional skier.

'Pool just has Spider-Man on his sexual bucket list, there's no comparison.

>>87153703
She's a Cosmic entity just like Eternity is.

>>87152406
>>87152453
>>87152505

I feel bad for Thanos, to be honest. That guy has dedicated his life to impressing Death; Deadpool kinda has her in the back of his mind while he does his usual stuff.

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It's all in his head.

>>87155762

which is my point, he turned death into a big titty latina.

>>87155574

I thought so

>>87155718

I don't thanos is an intergalatic jobber who is down with celestial agenda, fuck that guy trying to burn earth down.

I hope dp keeps cucking him

>>87153051
Fuck off with that retarded shit. Just say bisexual like the rest of the world instead of devolving into using special snowflake versions of it.

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>>87155718
She goes back and forth it seems.

>>87156417
Bisexual is when you're attracted to someone's body no matter if their guy or gal.
Pansexual is when you don't feel attraction until you get to know them as a person.

There is an actual distinction. Not everything is a SJW conspiracy.

>>87157971

considering he's only ever had sex with women, I'd say the distinction is moot.

>>87157971
>Pansexual is when you don't feel attraction until you get to know them as a person.
I think they call that demisexual

Pansexual is just a bisexual that needs everyone to know how open minded they are

>>87158126
Look, if I didn't have to hear all these personal opinions in the form of uninvited bitch-fest every time the subject comes up, I would probably have heard of "demisexual" by now, as is I don't know or care what you think that means.
All I know is that there's a form of bisexual that can get off to porn, and a form of bisexual that can't get off to porn, and the latter is called "pansexual".

Given that comics are a visual medium, I'm guessing Deadpool is the bisexual version.

>>87156787
Fucking Chad Thandercock

>>87158126
Demisexual is made up. It's not a real thing.

>>87158019
The question isn't who he's gotten lucky with, the question is who he's attracted to.
Think about it, you wouldn't claim that a virgin isn't heterosexual because they've never had heterosexual sex before.
So even if 'Pool has only jerked off to fantasies about Captain America, it wouldn't matter how many women he's screwed, he still has attractions to both genders.

>>87158953

I've seen this argument debated many times and it always comes down to action with people. You can think whatever you want but if you fuck guys, they'll call you gay.

Various gender studies classes have constant arguments over gender fluid sexual theories. There is no definition since we know so little about sexuality in general and humanities are a bad place to start when neuroscience hasn't even begun to figure it out. They're in middle of scanning brain shapes to see if it correlates with different sexualities and all sorts of theories from chemicals released at certain times during pregnancy, releasing hormones early or late or not at all. They have so many different ideas about formation that you won't get a single good answer yet.

So I honestly can't say beyond action = label, is common consensus I see most people take. You might not agree with that but that is where it is.

>>87159552
And your argument that nobody is gay until they have gay sex in no way negates my argument that sexuality is determined exclusively by attraction and by logical extension that one can claim a sexuality despite having never had sex.

My God man, your argument precludes anyone being homosexual OR heterosexual until they've copulated.
How exactly does that make any kind of sense to you when desire is a prerequisite to the initiation of sex?
If you want to convince me of anything you will first have to explain the logic of that.

>>87160198

No, I'm precluding your argument that you might think you're a serial killer but if you never actually kill anyone, then it doesn't matter.

You have a bias in wanting it to be true, my only bias is enjoying shitting on your dream.

>>87155718
I'd say DP is her lover, Thanos is her bottom bitch. Thanos keeps the death toll flowing, but DP is the bad boy she so desperately wants, but can't have. Death is so far down on his list of concerns she knows she'll never be able to really have him as hers.

>>87160198

more to point, you special snowflake people think you can just change definitions to whatever you want it to be and when you run your face smack into other people and they tell you no, you just can't seem to help it that you're not a space potatoe, snowflake extreme with a mindkin otherthing from mars.

There is no good answer for sexuality so people like you are allowed to make shit up since it doesn't hurt anyone but we're going to fundamentally disagree and as I advance through academia, I'm going to make it my life's journey to shit on people like you for the next 60 or 70 years.

>>87160348
You are conflating desire and action.
I assure you, desires actually exist as nouns that we can have a concept of.
Try it some time.
And until you do, stop pretending you won an argument of logic by using pathological denial.

>>87152007
>>87152007
>protip: You can't
>implying you tried to prove yourself wrong

>>87160611
Psycho, stop talking crazy.
"Gay" exists.
Academia recognizes homosexual attraction as something apart from physical sexual acts.
Medicate. Cope. And give it a rest.
You aren't going to recruit anyone into your "cure the gay" cult/camp.

>>87155718
What most people don't realize, because Thanos was in Avengers and is now a big deal, is that he DID get over Death, in the end of Infinity Gauntlet. For a decade he was doing his own thing, even saving the universe a few times, either on his own or with Adam Warlock. Hell, at one point Death literally told him she's take him back if he killed Adam, and he refused to.

Then Giffen's Thanos happened, bringing back his obsession with his waifu, because that was his thing in Infinity Gauntlet, which is considered his major story.

>>87160719

Right but we're talking about societal labels and nobody conflates random thoughts = sexual label of a person. They count actions. I got words on my side too.

>>87161173
Does a virgin have sexuality, if they've never fucked anyone?

>>87160917

They recognize a lot of things, in fact that is major point behind a lot of classes is to get people thinking, we're talking in majorities and definition, not goal post moving. Which is why I said 'no good answer' exists, as in a definitive thing you could point to scientifically.

I could call myself a unicorn, and I'm sure they're people out there that will fight till they're blue in the face that they are in fact unicorns, it doesn't make it true.

If you came out strutting with a magical horn protruding from your head, and we could see it. They might change their minds, you know people..definitions.

Without action, thoughts are meaningless.

If we start arguing about descartes, I'm going to have fun. Or better yet, Schrodinger.

>>87161200

virginity is the starting point, we ascribe the value of not having sex with virginity since males obviously don't have hymens.

For women obviously they do so its a physical thing and not really the same argument.

Is Schrodinger in the box would be a better use of that badly formed sentence.

>>87161338
Let me expand on that question, since the answer you gave doesn't really answer it.

A woman is straight if she only fucks men, and gay if she only fucks women. If she hasn't fucked anyone, despite trying, does that mean she isn't straight?

>>87161262
When I called you psycho I didn't think you'd respond by admitting that you actively don't recognize reality for what it is.

I've decided that I'm not going to talk to the jabbering idiot on this thread anymore.
By all means, tell yourself that is some sort of monumental victory in your life.

>>87161466
Yes.

>>87161466

your entire question is predicated on what I think and I already stated there isn't a good answer, and in that same sentence pointed out my experiences were most people come down to, 'action = label' in their process of how they view people. They're people that believe in self-ascribing which are people decide labels for themselves and often come into problems since people choose how they want to view others.

You could argue you're bi and act or say you're 30 percent straight but rest gay, or lean towards men. I've seen that as a common way of people describing how they feel about their sexuality. if I see that person only fucking dudes, I don't care what they say, I call them gay. Maybe not to their face but in thought towards their actions.

Can desire be different or attraction be different from outcome that forms the label? like you suggested up above? My answer is doesn't matter.

Descartes entire badly quoted phrase is based on the idea that if you think something, you will eventually follow through and act on it and a lot of criminology is surprisingly based on this, especially when dealing with pedophiles.

Deadpool has never sexually touched a man, not once that I've ever seen in any comic. it's been brought up at lolfeld panels and shit. His deadpool can be whatever you want answers. That is 90s creator going, I want people to like my character and to not offend them. In practice he has only ever used 'gay' anything to either threaten enemies, make friends uncomfortable or to generally joke around. Once he fucks a dude, I will eat my shorts and call him bisexual or demisexual/pansexual, whatever snowflake title you want.

>>87161468

Not agreeing with you is not recognizing reality? Interesting.

I've always found it weird people claim Deadpool is anything other than straight when he's never actually dated or even had sex with anything other than women. Like I don't really give a fuck if they make him gay but this stuff just sounds like it comes from people who don't actually read comics.

The only time he was remotely gay was some homoerotic dreams about Cable that were entirely framed as a joke and he once said he found Thor attractive...again as a joke

>>87161468

See guy

>>87161698

^ this guy right here is 90 percent of my in class experience. Action = label

>>87161698
And Spider-Man.
And Wolverine. (the Logan version)

>>87162248

All played for jokes.

>>87162313
It's DEADPOOL. If it's not played for laughs, it's played for tragedy.

>>87162339

I know but people are arguing as if he really wants these people and yet has only slept with things with vaginas.

It's like arguing out of both sides of your mouth when evidence goes against your argument. Minorities will cling to anything because Marvel wants to sell movies in china so will not allow gay anything in their movies. Since deadpool isn't going to play in china anyway, you then get tons of articles talking about how Deadpool is pansexual out of nowhere.

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>>87152007
alt universe wolverine (howlett)doesnt have adamantium bones, he has fancy god material bones that he got from his gay husband Hercules

then zeus said "no son of mine is going to be gay married WITH A MORTAL" and kicked Hercules out of heaven

also hes the prime minister of canada

>>87162688
>>87162688
What I wouldn't give for a series about this Logan

>>87162728
its a pipe dream at best. even though he stole the show (imo) from dazzler in their comic, she went full retarded in continuity right after (when mistique had the brood rape her, and then decided to also take her job) and Howlett was left saying "well, i guess its time for me to literally travel to hell and pull my husband out of hades"

AND WE WILL NEVER GET TO SEE IT HAPPEN

>>87162458
They aren't saying he's exclusively homosexual, you idiot.
That's the exact opposite of "pansexual".
Don't post stupid, also don't drink and drive.
This is good advice for you to take.

>>87163108

and since no actual evidence of him being anything other than straight exists, I'd take your own advice, buddy.

>>87152033
he's pan

>>87163141
Well there's also no evidence of him being straight.
It just doesn't exist.
You're just wishing that he was straight for your own personal reasons involving herring and Mormons.

>>87163570

he's slept with women in comics, that is the evidence. exhibit A) he has a kid. Technically he has several kids by different women who have his genetic abilities like healing factor.

>>87163570

http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Eleanor_Camacho_(Earth-616)

>>87163674
Oh, you took all that seriously? He was just doing that stuff as a joke.
You really are gullible if you think that made him straight.

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>>87153304
>Extraño

He's pretty hot, I'll give you that.

>>87152007

>People in this thread think that gay means homosexual

What a bunch of faggots.

>>87152007
I don't thinkhe's the happiest character in comics OP

>>87152007
Hes canon pansexual because his brain chemestry shifts so much his sexual preference changes every time he gets shot in the head.
So no hes not gay
I hate to go /co/mblr here but thats the best I can get to proof. He's queer but not sraightgay.

>>87152208
Death was always a chick. Thats why Thanos hates him, Deadpool cucks him every time he comes close to dieing.

>>87166082

thats nonsensical bullshit. so he can manage to keep a sense of self, but his sexuality is always wavering? people need to realize that dp is the bugs bunny of marvel and macks at people to throw them offguard, in the same way the spider man jokes to hide his fear

>>87157971
>Pansexual is when you don't feel attraction until you get to know them as a person.

That's not a sexuality, it's a preference.

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This guy is pretty gay, I mean he is always doing jazz hands.

>>87156787
>a first person showing of Deadpool's decent into madness.
Shit, not sure I can handle that. What run is this?